God-level film and television: Defeat Thanos at the beginning

Chapter 116 Just Talking, Listen Seriously

"Don't ask me that I have lost all my manuscripts, where did this chapter come from? Just ask, with tears in my eyes and deep love... After the author's liver exploded, the five spices are delicious"

"Okay, old fox."

Yang Miaojun stopped the voice of the calculator: "There is no need to count after the decimal point. After all, we can't split the National People's Congress into eight pieces... Oh, if it is [-], it will have to be broken into tens of thousands of pieces before it can be calculated accurately."

Looking at the group of female soldiers floating on the river in front of him, Yang Miaojun uttered a voice called Devil Whisper: "That is to say, as long as you don't die more than 24, we will have no problems."

"Oh, there is still an indicator of [-], which cannot be wasted...how should I calculate it?"

"Paralyzed? Severely disabled with missing arms and legs, and can only sit in a wheelchair for the rest of his life? At least one missing ear, missing nose, or complete disfigurement such as blindness, to meet the standard of [-]." ?”

Yang Miaojun patted himself on the head with a very embarrassed look: "It's difficult, after all, indicators... everyone understands it! If you can't use it up this time, you won't be able to give so much next time!"

"What do you want to do?"

He Lu's eyes widened and she let out a sharp shout!
"I didn't think about what to do!"

Yang Miaojun smiled and turned the shooting mode of the Glock 18 in his hand to the automatic shooting position, and the pistol turned into a light machine gun: "I just think of an old meme on the Internet who has money... oh, it should be If there are indicators, you can do whatever you want!"

da da da da...

A series of gunshots rang out one after another. Accompanied by a series of screams, Yang Miaojun fired all the remaining eighty-odd rounds of bullets. For a while, water splashed on the river, and many people's backpacks and water bottles were They were all pierced through, and two guns were even placed in the wrong position, and they were even swayed and sent flying by bullets.

"I quit!"

"I quit!"

"I want to go home! I don't want to get shot!"

Immediately, great fear filled everyone's hearts, and one after another they quit the training camp crying.

"Look, there are still smart people!"

Yang Miaojun laughed: "Among the 138 people, 24 died and one was disfigured, which is a percentage of 17.5%. But after they quit, it will be zero percent, and there will be no danger of death or paralysis!"

"But what you continue to stay is different."

Yang Miaojun's voice suddenly appeared in a bewitching tone that can be called Mephisto's whisper: "There are about a hundred of you left now, and 24 of the [-] people died, that is almost four points." One of the chances, you look ahead..."

Yang Miaojun took a tactical flashlight from the auxiliary soldiers who were rowing beside her, and shone a light on the face of one of the female soldiers, and then on the one in front of her.

"Look further back..."

Then she took a picture of the female soldier behind her.

"Look at the sisters on your left and right..."

The flashlight swung to the left and right, and then fell back on the female soldier: "One of the four of them will die."

"Oh, including you, that's five. Coincidentally, there's still an indicator of [-]... The disfigurement will probably fall on you."

"Tsk tsk tsk..."

Yang Miaojun made a loud click on purpose, so that everyone could hear it very clearly: "I will never get married in this life, and then everyone will call you ugly, monster, and female ghost when they see you."

"It's unlikely to have children. After all, you can't get married if you marry. But your cute little nephews and nieces, nephews, nieces, and the like, when the time comes to have a family reunion during the holidays, You must go out alone and find some kind of curb, bridge hole, etc. to deal with overnight, otherwise you will frighten the children and destroy the family reunion, then the crime will be serious, and you should be hated."

"I quit!"

"I quit too!"

"I don't want to be disfigured! I don't want to be unmarried! My boyfriend is still waiting for me to marry him! I, I... I also quit!"

One after another, screaming or crying, they yelled out the word quit, were pulled onto the raft, finished the armed swim, and were sent directly back to the base to wash, and then sent back to the original unit.

"I'll go~ This is Erlang God, this is the devil from hell!"

On the shore, the little bee uttered a dumbfounded rant, and then bumped his shoulder into Hades who had just shot through the kettle with a sniper rifle with Yang Miaojun: "I say Hades, why don't you give him your code name?" Forget it, if the two of you exchange code names, you, a sniper, match well with Erlang God's Heavenly Eye!"

"go with!"

Yan Wang glared at this guy angrily, and put away his sniper rifle.

Yang Miaojun's marksmanship has never been known for its precision, so what he fired just now was blank ammunition, with an astonishing momentum, but in fact there was no danger at all.

And those bullets that pierced through the kettle and backpack were all shot by Hades with a sniper rifle nearby. At a distance of more than ten or 20 meters, even if it is night, there will be absolutely no deviation.

"Okay, let's do this first."

Yang Miaojun saw that no one shouted to quit for a long time, nodded slightly, and asked someone to send him back to the shore: "Thor, let's go back and prepare them a warm welcome?"

Lei Zhan was taken aback for a moment, then remembered what Yang Miaojun said about the initiation ceremony of red blood cells, and nodded.

Then he still couldn't help it: "Isn't it a little too much for you?"

Yang Miaojun laughed: "If you can't even accept this, why go to the battlefield?"

"I'd rather not have a qualified one left than a bunch of similar ones."

Lei Zhan was startled, thinking of a woman named An Ran.

"exactly!"

Lei Zhan stretched out his hand to Yang Miaojun, under his sad eyes was an extremely serious face: "I am in charge of training, you are in charge of elimination."

Yang Miaojun showed a smile when he met a confidant: "I don't want them to have great military exploits, but I just want them to come back alive."

Lei Zhan's eyes were reddened and moist uncontrollably, and he nodded fiercely: "That's right, come back alive for them!"

"Erlangshen, the death indicator you mentioned just now..."

The old fox came over.

"Just talk, really listen."

Yang Miaojun shrugged, almost killing the old fox with anger.

I am Nima!
Then you dared to use your pistol as a machine gun just now?
Even if it is a blank bomb, if it hits a vital point at such a short distance, it will easily cause disability, even if it is not fatal!

Ignoring the resentment of the old fox and the chaos in the wind, Yang Miaojun and Lei Zhan returned to the training base and arranged a small surprise.

"Everyone!"

A while later, at a place less than one kilometer away from the side gate of the base, the old fox and others who were ordered to run here in a small circle with someone gave the order to the group of female soldiers: "Take off your shoes. !"

"what?"

"Take off your shoes?"

"What?"

A group of people shouted one after another, especially when the old fox gave the order, bunches of lights lit up from both sides of the road, illuminating the temporary and urgently processed path in front of him in detail The sharp stones on the road reflected the cold light like sharp knives.

"This will kill!"

Someone screamed!

"That's right! This will kill people!"

The old fox responded cooperatively, and then his voice was raised several times: "Didn't you say that you are not afraid of death, and that you are always ready?"

"Didn't you say that you are ready to go up the mountain of swords and down to the sea of ​​fire?"

"Come on, the knife mountain is ready for you, let's go!"

The old fox's words made everyone look at him in disbelief, and then at the crossroads in front of them.

"You are disregarding human life!"

Tan Xiaolin, who was in the car escorting the team at the end, also came over at this time. After learning about this incident, her color suddenly changed.

"Ideological and political personnel, here is training!"

With Yang Miaojun taking the blame, the old fox was no longer as polite and cautious as before when facing her, and scolded with a very blunt face: "According to what Erlang God said, now it is training, not thinking. Politics class, you can have an opinion, or you can leave with any team member!"

"but!"

The old fox picked up the horn again and shouted at everyone with the loudest voice: "After 5 minutes, those who have not taken off their shoes and run up will be eliminated!"

Hearing the old fox's words, Tan Xiaolin yelled again unbearably: "I'm going to the commander of the base to sue you guys! You are abusing people, disregarding human lives, and... ah~"

boom!
A violent explosion interrupted Tan Xiaolin's words.

It's a grenade!
A grenade exploded not far from her!

live ammunition!

Not empty cartridges, training rounds!

"I think, now I can consider reporting to my superiors and changing the fire phoenix training team to a new ideological and political officer."

Yang Miaojun walked over with AA12 in hand, and glanced at Tan Xiaolin who was startled by the grenade explosion and screamed: "You don't deserve to stay here!"

boom!
Boom~
There was another dull gunshot, and then another grenade explosion sounded, and the flames illuminated everyone's faces.

"Didn't you say we discriminated against you?"

Yang Miaojun looked at the group of female soldiers in front of him: "Okay, then I will give you the fairness you want!"

"Did you see the gravel road in front of you?"

boom!
Yang Miaojun pulled the trigger again, and another grenade popped out. This time, it hit the gravel road. Although the explosion radius of the AA12 special micro-grenade was only two meters, there were still countless stones flying around. , some female soldiers standing in the front were even bruised and purple by the stones from the lasing, and couldn't help screaming again and again.

"This is the introductory ceremony when I participated in the Special Forces. How about it? Fair enough!?"

Turning around, Yang Miaojun picked up Tan Xiaolin's neck: "Let's go, let's go see your father. By the way, I'll change you to a gold-plated place where you can be promoted to two levels in three years, and I will also change Huo Fenghuang to an ideological and political officer worthy of the military uniform."

"You do not deserve!"

This night, Yang Miaojun never appeared again. He didn't know how many people had been eliminated by this three-piece set of red blood cells.

Similarly, no one knew what he said to He Zhijun in Langya's No. 1 office, and what he said to the two deputy commanders Gao and Tan when he went to the commander's department.

But when he came back the next day, in addition to Tan Xiaolin, he also brought back a female soldier who shouldered Ermaoyi, which was enough to explain many problems.

(End of this chapter)