God-level film and television: Defeat Thanos at the beginning

Chapter 121 The Wilderness Butcher Yang Miaojun

"Thanks to 'Qingkuzhulao' for the 999 four-hit combo, and to 'Hongtu' for the 1888 reward, hereby add another chapter to express my gratitude"

"I am..."

Yang Miaojun rubbed his temples and sat up with a dazed look after a hangover.

Turning around to look around, it's not a hospital ward, not a hotel room, not even a bedroom, but an office.

Look again, what if I am not lying on the bed, but a big table?

It's okay, it's better than throwing it under the bridge hole.

"woke up?"

Seeing Yang Miaojun wake up, Li Zhengzong walked over with a smile.

It's just that it looks a little different from yesterday.

"You are this?"

Seeing the bruises and purples on Li Zhengzong's face, Yang Miaojun was a little surprised: "Been domestically abused?"

"What domestic violence?"

Li Zhengzong's forehead was throbbing with blue veins: "You beat me yesterday!"

While talking, Li Zhengzong threw a mobile phone over angrily: "This is yesterday's video, you can watch it yourself."

On the mobile phone, a video waiting to be clicked and played entered Yang Miaojun's eyes.

When I opened it, I saw that it was the video of Yang Miaojun drinking with Li Zhengzong and other players from the third game yesterday. They started recording from the very beginning when they sat in the Yaojia restaurant.

This Yang Miaojun is impressive, and I still remember that it was Rabbit Jing Wan Xiaojuan who recorded the video.

Later, although the video was not interrupted and cut, it was processed a little bit and the fast forward function was added.

As the video fast-forwards, it quickly transitioned from drinking to drunkenness, especially when several bottles of Realgar No. 35, which is specially designed for converts, were served on the table and were drunk by Yang Miaojun, Yang Miaojun's body quickly occurred. Mutation.

"This is my body?"

After pressing pause, Yang Miaojun pointed to the monster on the phone: "Is my body so ugly?"

What kind of monster is this?
It looks like a dinosaur, tall and three to four meters high, with thick limbs, five fingers and claws as sharp as knives, and even a tail.

But it is not so much a dinosaur, but more like a crocodile standing up.

This image... made Yang Miaojun instantly think of the names Wilderness Butcher and Thornton.

It's just that Yang Miaojun in the video has a thicker body than the wilderness butcher, with a bigger and squarer head, but a much shorter mouth, as if the head of a Tyrannosaurus rex and a crocodile are combined.

Or you can also see it as Hulk's limbs driving thick and enlarged to more than four meters + the skin and tail of the wilderness butcher + beastly hands and feet + the head of the Tyrannosaurus Rex + the hideous bone spurs on the back of the same style.

Although it looks a bit ugly, it seems to be the wilderness butcher on the front page of Lei Da, but no one can be flexible. The first impression of this image is that it is fierce, tyrannical, and full of lethality.

Of course, if you have to say that you are a big-headed crocodile, a fat-headed fish among crocodiles, or Lei Datou in crocodile skin, it is not impossible.

It's just that Yang Miaojun will be fully armed and go to you to discuss Chinese and biology classes.

Very pleasant, very friendly, very warm kind.

And Yang Miaojun thought about it, and from another angle, his own form is actually similar to the Earth Tyrannosaurus.

It's just that the tail is shorter and thicker, and the skin color is dark green. It looks more like a crocodile than a dinosaur, and there is no horned helmet on the top of the head.

If you look at it this way, Yang Miaojun, who is a digital mystery, finds it pleasing to the eye... Otherwise, what else can I do?So it's my current 'body', no matter how ugly I have to accept it?
Do you want to destroy yourself?
Forget it, let's destroy all witnesses and readers.

"...That is indeed your body."

Li Zhengzong nodded.

Yang Miaojun clicked on the video to continue playing, and soon saw himself in the form of a wilderness butcher, killing all directions with confusion. I was whipped away by my own tail.

In the end, it was Lao Xie and the squirrel spirit Liu Xiaohong, the special dispatched expert from the headquarters nearby who assisted in the custody of Suzaku, and the former action detective from the third bureau also joined the battle, and Wan Xiaojuan took people back to the third bureau's arsenal to fetch a dozen. Umbrella guns, a large piece of anesthesia needles and nets that don't cost money are all greeted, and then Yang Miaojun in the form of the wilderness butcher is subdued.

"Then the wound on your face was caused by me in this state?"

After watching the video, Yang Miaojun returned the phone to Li Zhengzong.

"Not just me, almost everyone was injured by you, and Lao Xie's tavern was almost demolished by you."

Li Zhengzong said angrily.

Yang Miaojun smiled awkwardly: "Well... everyone's medical expenses, and all the losses of the tavern, I will compensate according to the price."

He also didn't expect Realgar No. 35 to be so powerful.

As for the transformation, although he took the initiative to change it through alcohol, he definitely didn't want to become so ugly, so thorough, and he didn't intend to go crazy.

But looking at it this way... it can be considered a wrong move, a mistake, and a fake proof that he is a transformation.

"It's easy to say, after all, it's not all your fault."

Li Zhengzong replied with a smile, and then changed the subject: "By the way, you said before that you were a mercenary?"

Yang Miaojun nodded: "Yes."

As he said that, he subconsciously wanted to find his gun, but found nothing. Only then did he realize that the clothes on his body were no longer his original frogman uniform and foreign army camouflage, but the same black ink as Li Zhengzong's. Green service jacket...the uniform of the Department of Motion Control.

"Don't look for it, I have already kept your gun."

Li Zhengzong knew what Yang Miaojun was looking for: "After you appeared yesterday, your clothes were bursting, and many things on your body fell off, including your gun."

Then he glanced up and down at Yang Miaojun, nodded, and hummed with satisfaction: "It looks pretty good, it fits well, and it's also quite energetic."

"By the way, do you have any mission when you return to China this time?"

He didn't know whether he was praising Yang Miaojun's figure or their own uniform, Li Zhengzong then asked Yang Miaojun again.

"I have made a sum of money, and I am going to come back to retire."

Yang Miaojun casually said a reason that he had already thought up when he said the excuse of being a mercenary.

"Is that so..."

Li Zhengzong nodded thoughtfully, and then asked: "Then what do you think of the clothes on your body?"

Yang Miaojun raised her eyebrows: "President Li, please speak up if you have something to say."

Li Zhengzong nodded, and stopped trying to be a fool: "I said before that our Bureau of Motion Management is dedicated to managing converts, and yesterday's incident also shows that although you don't know that you are a convert, you didn't even know that you were a convert before." I know that there are Transformers, but what happened yesterday has already proved the fact that you are a Transformer."

"so what?"

Yang Miaojun looked at Li Zhengzong pretending to be cold and stern.

"Take it easy, take it easy."

Li Zhengzong quickly waved his hand: "Your situation is special, your body is powerful and dangerous, and you didn't know about it before. It can be said that you don't know anything about transformers, and you are a mercenary. On the one hand, you are all absolutely dangerous people."

Yang Miaojun frowned and looked at him: "If you have something to say, just say it!"

Li Zhengzong laughed: "So what I mean is, since you have retired from the mercenary business and just found out that you are a convert, you don't know anything about converts. So it's better to stay in the third game , Gradually familiarize yourself with and understand all aspects of the Transformer, similarly, if you become one of your own, you will naturally not be a dangerous person."

Yang Miaojun snorted and looked at Li Zhengzong: "President Li wants to recruit me?"

"No, no, how can this be called Zhao'an?"

Li Zhengzong waved his hand with a smile, and used another word to describe: "It should be said to be an invitation!"

"Invite you, a master, to join us and become our new member. We will add a strong guarantee for the safety of our three rounds of battles and the safety of all Transformers in Quanmingde!"

The corner of Yang Miaojun's mouth twitched.

You are frightfully afraid that you will become a terrorist and wreak havoc everywhere, so you should recruit yourself in advance and put yourself under your nose and keep it under surveillance, right?
But it doesn't matter.

Joining the three rounds was what he wanted in itself, otherwise what was he doing for such a long time and making so many messes?
"...From then on, I will be taken care of by the president!"

Although this was his goal, Yang Miaojun pretended to ponder for a while, and then he weighed the pros and cons of making clothes, and reached out to shake Li Zhengzong's hand, expressing his acceptance of his offer.

In this regard, the two guys with their own ulterior motives and plans, tacitly pretended to be ignorant together, and reached a dirty deal that each got what it needed.

"By the way, President Li, what should I do with my body? I've been looking at it for a long time, but I can't tell what kind of animal it is!"

After accepting the recruitment, Yang Miaojun suddenly thought of a question: "Why can't I see what kind of animal I belong to?"

In fact, what he wanted to ask was, what did people like Li Zhengzong define their class and category as.

"Although it looks a little different, the crocodile is basically the same, so we tentatively assume that you may be a crocodile transformation."

Yang Miaojun glanced at him, have you ever seen a crocodile standing upright?
But it doesn't matter, a crocodile is a crocodile, and it's better than a lizard.

Soon, under the personal follow-up and urging of the president Li Zhengzong, the person in charge of the household registration of the three bureaus: Liu Xiaohong, the squirrel spirit, hurriedly prepared a brand-new convertor file for Yang Miaojun-race category: Chinese alligator.

After the file was completed, Li Zhengzong looked down at the back of Yang Miaojun leaving, and looked down at the newly completed file photo, Yang Miaojun in the uniform of the Bureau of Motion Control, and the corner of his mouth twitched: "I want to see what purpose your kid has. .”

mercenary?
As an old fritter and old fox, Li Zhengzong would not just believe Yang Miaojun's nonsense so easily.

It's just that Yang Miaojun wants to join the third round, and Li Zhengzong also wants Yang Miaojun to stay in the third round.

So Li Zhengzong cooperated with Yang Miaojun in this way, and accompanied him to complete the performance proving that Yang Miaojun is a transformer in the public, and offered an olive branch to Yang Miaojun immediately.

After all, like Yang Miaojun, he couldn't be detected as a Transformer, and there was another Hao Yun.

And Hao Yun...

"Although I don't know his purpose, and there will be any troubles, but this kid is a good shield!"

Li Zhengzong suddenly laughed.

With Yang Miaojun here, even if Hao Yun is noticed by the General Administration in the future, Li Zhengzong can push Yang Miaojun out.

You can't detect that Hao Yun is a transformer, so you think he is a human?
Then check to see if Yang Miaojun is a convert!

Yang Miaojun couldn't detect that he was a convert, could he?

But you can't say that Yang Miaojun is also human, right?

Have you ever seen a human being who can turn into a humanoid crocodile like the wild butcher?
Which is more authoritative, the test result or the appearance of the 'transformer'?
Therefore, with the most ready-made example of Yang Miaojun in front of you, Hao Yun must be a transformer, it's just that there is something wrong with your equipment.

Otherwise, you should first detect the various written test reports that Yang Miaojun is a Transformer!

Therefore, no matter what purpose Yang Miaojun had or what troubles he would bring to the three rounds, Li Zhengzong didn't care.

Can it be more troublesome than Hao Yun, the son of Suzaku?
What's more, when it comes to troubles for the entire BOD system, and even the entire group of converts... Just let Suzaku, who is imprisoned in Li Zhengzong's office, know about it?
(End of this chapter)