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Chapter 127 Stockholm Syndrome
"Brother Hao..."

Early this morning, Yang Miaojun had just entered the third round when he heard a coquettish voice. The key point was that it was a male voice!
It made him shiver on the spot, goosebumps fell all over the ground, and at the same time, sx12 appeared in his hand with a flick of his hand: "Wonima...Xiao Bian, if you think the world is not worth it, what the fuck? This will send you to hell!"

Nima!

That bastard's coquettish voice just now is simply killing me!

If it wasn't for Yang Miaojun's last bit of sanity, what he took out would not be six12, at least it would have to be a tactical mushroom bomb to completely destroy this bastard who almost disgusted him to death.

"Lao Yang! Lao Yang, don't get excited!"

Seeing that Yang Miaojun had pulled out his guns, everyone was shocked, and immediately stopped Yang Miaojun.

"What's the situation?"

Listening to everyone's persuasion with kindness, Yang Miaojun put away his gun, and went to be so frightened by him, and didn't care about making a fuss... Well, to be precise, Xiao Bian looked at him in front of Xiao Bian who sent S: "I know for the first time, You still like pink color?"

Looking up and down at Xiao Bian from top to bottom, Yang Miaojun clicked his tongue twice, with a look of disgust on his face: "If you are a fan, you can be a fan. Personal hobbies are different, so it's understandable."

"But what are you trying to do by painting your face pink?"

"Engage in some high-income part-time jobs that bring your own equipment and cost two big pockets?"

Xiao Bian's face darkened slightly: "This is the nature of our chameleons, you don't understand!"

As he spoke, he looked at Hao Yun, and said what Yang Miaojun interrupted just now, that is, the reason why he sent S to Hao Yun: "Hao Yun, today is the most important day in my life, I have to go out, The courier left your phone number, remember to get it for me!"

Speaking of the whole person, it was like eating two catties of big kidneys, and he ran out with a wavy breath all over his body.

"This coquettish look...he won't be really caught by Lao Yang, right?"

Hao Yun gulped down his saliva. It was hard for him not to think about what Yang Miaojun said just now!

This is more than that, Xiao Bian sent S, and Kevin threw the file of the death case of the earthworm spirit Xu Zhi in his hand to Hao Yun to fill in, and then went out.

Even the squirrel spirit Liu Xiaohong left in a hurry, leaving the matter to Hao Yun, a 'human' intern.

"Teacher Duan, what's the situation?"

When the dazed Hao Yun returned to the office area from Liu Xiaohong's household registration office, there was only one bat elite who stayed in the three bureaus all the year round and claimed to be on duty 24 hours a day.

"Today is the legal Converter Courtship Day, 921."

Duan Weiran explained to Hao Yun what 921 was without much interest, and Yang Miaojun, after Xiao Bian left, remembered what day it was today, and went to Wan Xiaojuan's good helper Nasha shop together.

"Xiaojuan, be my girlfriend, this is the Martha I customized for you."

Click, click!
"Xiaojuan, be my girlfriend. I've already transferred the ownership of the villa to you. I've assigned you four nannies and five chefs. You can move in anytime!"

Click, click!
"Xiaojuan, be my daughter..."

When Xiao Bian went to the flower shop not far away to pick up the roses that had been ordered long ago, Wan Xiaojuan's shop had already photographed a lot of people, who kept showing love to Wan Xiaojuan, There are everything from luxury cars to villas, just waiting for Wan Xiaojuan to nod.

As for Yang Miaojun, he was standing aside at this moment, with no flowers in his hand, let alone a gift. Instead, he was holding a mobile phone and taking pictures of the person who came forward to confess his love.

"Old Yang, what are you doing here?"

Xiao Bian, who was about to go forward to confess his love to Wan Xiaojuan, suddenly became curious when he saw this scene, instead of going forward to confess his love, he went to Yang Miaojun's side first.

Yang Miaojun is interested in Wan Xiaojuan, this is known by the whole three bureaus, and, in the past month, Wan Xiaojuan and Yang Miaojun's relationship is much closer than anyone else, and now it is so abnormal that they do not stop or confess, On the contrary, he took pictures with great interest, which did not conform to Xiao Bian's perception of Yang Miaojun at all!
Now Yang Miaojun took out his machine gun and turned these people into sieves. This is Yang Miaojun's consistent style of painting!

"Oh, it's nothing, I took their photos and posted them to the killer mission section of the dark web."

When Yang Miaojun said this, he didn't hide anyone's back at all, and the atmosphere that was considered to be full of voices instantly became silent.

"Are you kidding me?"

Xiao Bian widened his eyes.

"Look, one million dollars each, four of the top ten killers in the world have already joined forces to take the order, and they are probably on the plane to Mingde now."

Yang Miaojun generously showed Xiao Bian the website page on his mobile phone.

Then when Xiao Bian's face changed drastically, he looked at him pretending to be puzzled: "Your flowers are..."

While talking, he pointed the phone camera at Xiao Bian.

"Don't, don't, don't! Lao Yang! My own! My own!"

The editor was so scared that the hairs stood on end on the spot, and subconsciously dropped the words in his hand, and the whole person became transparent and disappeared in an instant, leaving only a set of flirty pink clothes, and...

"Xiao Bian, what is this thing on your face? Why are you still painting it?"

Yang Miaojun's words made Wan Xiaojuan's face darken, who had already discovered the situation here.

As a doctor at the medical station, Wan Xiaojuan naturally knows that chameleon-like transformants will turn pink when they meet true love.

But now it seems... the pink may not have changed, but may have been painted.

"Okay, you all leave!"

Wan Xiaojuan with a dark face waved to everyone: "I will let him cancel your bounty for hidden flowers!"

A few people still didn't believe it, but Yang Miaojun directly took out a gun, fired two shots at a physical 1:1 doll next to him, and then slapped the counter heavily.

In an instant, Wan Xiaojuan and Yang Miaojun were the only ones left in the good helper Nasha shop that was overcrowded just now.

"You are too domineering, aren't you?"

Wan Xiaojuan looked at Yang Miaojun angrily.

"overbearing?"

Yang Miaojun picked up the gun, took out a box of bullets and a few clips full of bullets from her body, and threw them to Wan Xiaojuan together: "If I'm really overbearing, you're already pregnant for more than a month now!"

Suddenly Yang Miaojun remembered something, and looked at Wan Xiaojuan with a smirk: "Speaking of which, do rabbit transformants and ordinary bunny rabbits have the same pregnancy time?"

Because if he remembered correctly... the pregnancy period of a rabbit seems to be about one month!

If they are the same, then it is not more than one month pregnant, but has become a mother.

"Why are you so annoying!"

Wan Xiaojuan angrily gave Yang Miaojun two good-looking sanitation balls.

However, Yang Miaojun didn't say it clearly, but there is no doubt that 921 Wei, the handcrafted carved version of 84's gift, accepted it.

It was a beautiful miniature pistol, and it hit her heart even better than the pink Pavner Witness pistol.

"Old Yang, I found out that I might be sick."

Playing with exquisite carvings, full of retro style, and small and exquisite, even with her small palm, it is barely 84 microns the size of the palm, Wan Xiaojuan suddenly fell silent, and then looked up at Yang Miaojun.

"Ok?"

Yang Miaojun was taken aback, looked at Wan Xiaojuan up and down, then touched her forehead: "What's wrong? Is it serious?"

Wan Xiaojuan is a doctor, and she is also one of the few top-notch doctors in the medical system of Mingde Transformers, how could she...

"serious!"

Wan Xiaojuan fixed her eyes on Yang Miaojun: "It's serious!"

"I have Stockholm Syndrome!"

Yang Miaojun was taken aback.

Stockholm Syndrome...

Why does this name sound so familiar?
"Stock..."

Yang Miaojun muttered the name, but a sound of broken glass interrupted his thinking.

Yang Miaojun and Wan Xiaojuan followed the direction of the voice and walked to the Third Bureau Medical Station hidden deep in the storefront of Good Helper, and saw Liu Guodong who came here at some time.

"Old Liu!"

Seeing Liu Guodong, Wan Xiaojuan was annoyed and reprimanded the bastard with a little helplessness: "You came to me again to harm my chemical preparations!"

Liu Guodong, the tardigrade who commits suicide every day when he has nothing to do, is not the first time he has come here to commit suicide by taking poison. .

The key is to get it. For Liu Guodong, a regular player in the three rounds, it is not difficult at all.

"Yo, Doctor Wan!"

Liu Guodong didn't feel the embarrassment of being caught by the thief at all. Instead, he held the unknown chemical bottle in his hand as a wine glass, and raised his hand to Wan Xiaojuan: "Cheers!"

"Cut you uncle!"

Yang Miaojun naturally also knew this bastard water bear who committed suicide every day: "When did you come here? When I came here just now, didn't I see you just caught by Wu Aiai and entered the third game?"

If it weren't for Liu Guodong, he wouldn't have thought of going to Lao Si to get some special transformers to devour.

Of course, this is also thanks to Zhang Xingang, the Teddy Jing nicknamed Ming De Lao Liu Mang. After devouring Zhang Xingang, the improvement rate of Ying Long Jiubian is not much different from that of Qin Li's goose spirits, but it improves Yang Miaojun's sense of smell several times.

And the sense of smell is the signature specialty of dogs.

Therefore, Yang Miaojun did not let Lao Si catch some "relevant" transformants such as lizard essence, crocodile essence or even snake essence, carp essence, and centipede essence, which are related to Tyrannosaurus rex or even the legendary dragon shape and can cultivate Jackie Chan. Grab some tiger spirits, bear spirits, and elephant spirits that can obviously provide more energy needed to transform into a dragon than other transformers.

Instead, he was the first to name the tardigrade, and then only the mimic octopus and the electric eel were the two transformants.

Since Teddy's sense of smell ability can be extracted and strengthened on himself, then the lifespan, high defense, and invulnerability of water bears can also be used, right?
The transformation ability of the mimic octopus is also a good ability.

Not to mention the electric eel's innate grasp of lightning energy, it is the best among animals that are born with aggressive abilities.

Listening to Yang Miaojun's question, Liu Guodong shrugged his shoulders: "Yes, I was arrested by Inspector Wu, and then I was idle, so I just followed the underground passage to see if I could commit suicide by taking poison. "

As he spoke, Liu Guodong pointed to the underground passage directly connected to the third bureau and the medical station, and then put down the highly toxic chemical substance he drank. When he came in just now, Yang Miaojun, out of the habit of special warfare, immediately took Holding the Colt Python revolver in his hand, his eyes lit up: "Inspector Yang, your gun...is it real?"

Liu Guodong, who has lived for more than 500 years and participated in World War II, can naturally distinguish between real guns and toy guns.

It's just that there have been many all-metal firearm models in recent years, so Liu Guodong is not sure whether it is a real revolver or a full-metal lighter in the shape of a revolver.

"What?"

Yang Miaojun naturally knew what he was thinking: "You still want me to treat you to peanuts?"

"Okay!"

Liu Guodong's eyes lit up.

"Fuck off!"

Yang Miaojun stepped forward angrily, picked up Liu Guodong's back collar, and threw him directly into the inside of the third bureau, which is logical, and then ignored him'Give me a shot','Inspector Yang, please, you Just give me a shot' howled, and slammed the passage door: "Tomorrow I will contact you to replace this door with the door of the vault!"

Then Yang Miaojun turned to look at Wan Xiaojuan: "Stockholm comprehensive certificate?"

He already remembered what kind of disease it was.

"It seems that some of my oversensitive reactions to post-traumatic trauma of the war are not only bad!"

Stockholm syndrome, also known as hostage disease, hostage complex, hostage syndrome.

It is a kind of heterogeneous mental illness in which the victim has certain emotions for the perpetrator, such as sympathy, affection, or even dependence, and even protects and assists the perpetrator in turn.

And although Wan Xiaojuan didn't step forward when Yang Miaojun turned into a butcher in the wilderness and ran away, she was shot between the eyebrows by Yang Miaojun at the beginning.

In those short ten seconds, not only was Wan Xiaojuan so close to death for the first time, but also Wan Xiaojuan was Yang Miaojun's... hostage in those ten seconds.

"So, you are such a domineering bastard!"

Wan Xiaojuan looked at him angrily.

"So, a certain domineering bastard is more interested in how long Tutu's pregnancy is."

Yang Miaojun's smirk got Wan Xiaojuan's white eyes.

Then, Yang Miaojun asked desperately, "Is this your 921 confession?"

Yes, today is 921, the legal courtship day for converts.

The converts who confess on this day usually get twice the result with half the effort, the success rate is greatly increased, and they can even stop working or not work reasonably and legally. Those who succeed even get official rewards from the management system.

However, Yang Miaojun said this at this time, and the only result was that half an hour later, when he met the old shop in an abandoned factory, one eye turned into a dark circle.

"You are this?"

Lao Si was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed out loud without giving the slightest bit of face.

Which angel elder sister gave him this breath!

Such an image, and when Yang Miaojun ran up to him with all kinds of arrogant threats a few days ago, the difference is so huge that it has become a cute contrast!

"Don't worry about it, what about the goods!"

Yang Miaojun gritted his teeth and squeezed out these words.

On the courtship day of a transformer like 921, even if he angered Wan Xiaojuan by talking too much, if he didn't coax people for the healthy exercise at night, he would not come to see Lao Si, a middle-aged man, for no reason.

No way, who told Lao Si to tell him that the goods have arrived and he needs to 'sign for'?
"Here it is!"

Lao Si waved his hand, and two of his subordinates walked over dragging a sack that was clearly filled with people and was struggling violently.

"Hey, isn't this Miss Sun next door!"

As soon as the sack was opened, Yang Miaojun recognized the person inside.

"you recognize?"

Lao Si was taken aback.

Yang Miaojun nodded: "Yes, I found out when I checked the information before, the water bear worm transformation next door is Big Sister Sun."

If there is no such request, then tomorrow, or even this afternoon, Hao Yun will invite this female tardigrade transformer from the next city to arrange a suicidal encounter with Liu Guodong.

But now it seems... Liu Guodong should continue to commit suicide by himself.

Immediately, in front of Lao Si, Yang Miaojun stretched out his hand as if he was cultivating Jiuyin white bone claws, and clasped his hand on the top of Sister Sun's head. Amidst Sister Sun's screams and struggles, the whole person seemed to be drained Like water, it quickly turned into a 'mummy', and finally, with the shock of Yang Miaojun's hand, it turned into countless dust and collapsed.

(End of this chapter)