God-level film and television: Defeat Thanos at the beginning

Chapter 141 Call Dad!
"Everyone rush back to the third game immediately!"

Early the next morning, when Hao Yun and Wu Aiai were posting advertisements all over the street looking for dogs, Duan Weiran's voice suddenly rang out in everyone's ears: "The president was assassinated!"

Yang Miaojun opened his eyes speechlessly: "Assassinated at the level of old Litou...?"

"At most he was put in a sack!"

"Or it can also be called eliminating harm for the people!"

Yang Miaojun's broken thoughts made the people around him roll their eyes speechlessly, and they stood up and cast a reproachful glance at him: "Okay, stop being so poisonous, I really suspect that you are not a crocodile, but a poisonous tongue!"

Wan Xiaojuan got up and stretched her waist, which made Yang Miaojun subconsciously swallow her saliva: "An ancient saying goes: the best day is in the morning, and modern scientific evidence also says: exercise is good for physical and mental health, Xiao Juanjuan!"

Speaking of which, Yang Miaojun needs to do things... ahem, please make up the rest by yourself.

Wan Xiaojuan gave him an angry look: "Don't mess around, go down and see what's going on."

After finishing speaking, let go of Yang Miaojun who was rushing towards him like a hungry wolf, got up and got out of bed and put on his clothes: "I'll go down and give Old Li a checkup first, hurry up."

Yang Miaojun lay on the bed looking hopeless and looking at the ceiling above her head, choking speechlessly.

A moment later, Yang Miaojun pushed open the door and looked at Li Zhengzong, who had a gauze bandage on one leg, and sarcastically said: "The president of the three bureaus is dignified, and the top ten of Mingde's more than 5000 converts Dude, did someone beat you up in the end?"

Walking up to Li Zhengzong, looking him up and down, his contemptuous eyes turned into sharp swords flying into Li Zhengzong's fragile heart: "Old Li, if you can't do it, just retire, I'll give you a double salary for retirement! "

"Otherwise, it would be too embarrassing for us Transformers and for the third game!"

Li Zhengzong looked at the venomous bastard in front of him with a dark face: "I was just careless!"

"Besides, I was playing games. Who knew that fat man wouldn't sleep, go to bars, or play games all night long in the middle of the night, and would go to Internet cafes to hit everyone?"

"correct!"

Li Zhengzong glared at Yang Miaojun: "Speaking of which, I blame you!"

"If you hadn't smashed my computer yesterday, I wouldn't have gone to the Internet cafe to play games at night, and I wouldn't have been beaten up by that fat man!"

As he spoke, he touched his leg, looking like a vulnerable group and a poor old man: "And let that fat man bite you!"

"Oh, my leg... I don't know if that fat man has rabies. It's fine to hit someone, but why is he still biting? Don't infect me!"

"That fat man, a good young man, who doesn't talk about martial arts, sneaked up on me, an old man in his 50s..."

When the people around heard Li Zhengzong's forcibly pulling his respect, and then Yilao pretended to be pitiful, and diverted the topic of Yang Miaojun's poisonous tongue, they couldn't help but looked at each other. Finally, Wu Aiai interrupted his moaning speechlessly: "What about you?" Ah, it's better to beat the demon spirit directly and report a civil dispute!"

Said this to pull Hao Yun: "Hao Yun and I are still busy looking for dogs, and we don't have time to accompany you here to discuss whether to talk about martial arts, and whether to sneak up on old comrades."

After finishing speaking, no matter how dark Li Zhengzong's face was, he dragged Hao Yun out of the office, and continued to look for that old dog of Lao Si all over the world.

"that……"

After the others looked at each other a few times, Kevin looked at Li Zhengzong bravely: "President, why don't you just listen to Wu Aiai and call Yaoyaoling to call the police."

"Don't call the police!"

Outside the door, Wan Xiaojuan opened the door with an injury report and walked in, just in time to hear Kevin's words: "This matter is not under the control of Yaoyaoling!"

Hand over the CT scan of Li Zhengzong's bitten leg: "The one who bit Old Li's head is not a human being!"

"How can humans have such a strong bite force, and I briefly identified it, and the tooth marks are more like bears."

Seeing that everyone has passed on the CT film of Li Zhengzong being bitten and fractured, Wan Xiaojuan shrugged her shoulders: "So, this matter...just falls under the control of our third bureau!"

When Liu Guodong heard it, his eyes rolled, and he quickly looked at Li Zhengzong: "Now it depends on whether you, the president, characterize this matter as a criminal or a public security case, and then hand it over to which of the two teams will handle it."

It doesn't matter whether it's criminal or public security, as long as it's not their combat team.

Li Zhengzong stared: "What criminal? What law and order!?"

"This is rebellion! This is treason!"

Li Zhengzong's voice roared loudly: "He is a reformer and attacked me, the president of the Bureau of Motion Management. What is he going to do? Is he going to attack J or kill officials to rebel!?"

Then he stared at Liu Guodong, who wanted to be lazy but failed and provoked a show, and Yang Miaojun, who has always been salty and steals oil, but has always been dedicated to pissing himself off and tirelessly: "This case, your combat team will handle it!"

"Crap!"

Yang Miaojun glared: "Old Li! Do you still want to show your face?"

"Just you? Still killing officials and rebelling?"

"It's almost the same as pork stew!"

Li Zhengzong's face became even darker: "I'm not reconciled if you're not mad, are you?"

"Let me tell you, I am now a wounded number! Do you understand the wounded number!?"

"Also, it was because you smashed my computer that I had to go to an Internet cafe to play games and was attacked. You have an inescapable responsibility!"

Li Zhengzong glared at Yang Miaojun angrily. If you want to piss me off, then I won't let you be salted fish: "This case is settled like this. Your combat team will take over!"

"It's just right. Since your combat team was established for several months, you have been eating and waiting to die. You haven't done anything. You should move around. Don't waste the funds allocated by the General Administration!"

Yang Miaojun waited for this pair of dead fish eyes, and looked at the shameless crispy noodle in front of him: "Deadly crispy noodle, where's your face!"

When Li Zhengzong got angry, his eyes widened and he wanted to refute a classic sentence - you are the crispy noodles, your whole family is thick noodles, and I am a little raccoon!

As a result, Yang Miaojun blocked his throat before he could speak: "Has our combat team ever allocated funds? Isn't it all paid for by me, with wages, bonuses, benefits, and cars?"

"And... the appropriation from the General Administration?"

"The money of the General Administration is all the money after I bought Wang Heixiong's honey!"

"Without me, the funds allocated by the Quanmingde Sports Management Bureau for the past two months will be reduced by at least half!"

Yang Miaojun's series of "presenting the facts and reasoning", "harmoniously" made Li Zhengzong understand the "sadness" of the bottom-level agents, and his complexion and anger "moderated".

Let Yang Miaojun finally understand and make peace with Li Zhengzong and admit the 'mistake': "Call me Dad!"

The patron's father is also a father, isn't he?

"Get out of here and handle the case!"

At this moment, the little raccoon turned into a bursting bear, and let out a bear's roar that even the king of black bears was amazed by.

"If you say you, can't you be less angry with Old Li?"

In the car, Wan Xiaojuan saw that Yang Miaojun was still picking his ears, and gave him an annoyed look.

I don't know where this guy has such a bad taste, Li Zhengzong feels uncomfortable all day if he is not angry.

"That's right, I'm doing it for his own good. Although the reality is cruel, you always have to face it. I just let him face it more calmly in the future!"

Listening to Yang Miaojun's shameless words, Wan Xiaojuan couldn't help but twitched the corners of her mouth.

In the future, Li Zhengzong will be able to face the cruelty of reality calmly, and his ability to bear it will be stronger, but that is because he has already been given more cruel and even cruel blows and tortures by your poisonous tongue!

"Where are we going to find that fat man?"

Seeing Yang Miaojun driving away, Wan Xiaojuan asked suspiciously.

"I asked the old Duan to compare the fat man's information, which is not in any registration information of the transformation person. Recently, a panda in Mingde Zoo happened to be lost."

Yang Miaojun raised your eyebrows at Wan Xiaojuan: "Don't you think this is too coincidental?"

The one who attacked Li Zhengzong was a bear transformer. This thing is not like a cat or a dog walking around. There are too many bears to count. There are only a few bears in the whole country, or even the world, and there are even fewer bears who can become transformers. In the end, there is no record ?
But the panda has been lost for several days and has not been found... You lost it as a little wild cat, hiding in every corner, such as trash cans, under cars, or in green belts, so you can't see it?

Not to mention the panda as a national treasure, even if a half-sized bear cub escaped from the zoo, it would be found and reported within half a day.Then professionals rushed to contain, arrest, and send them back to the zoo.

Unless, the two are the same.

The panda has never transformed in the eyes of small animals. Naturally, no one in the Bureau of Motion Management, which specializes in managing transformers, knows that he is a transformer.

After the panda becomes a human, the ghost knows that he is a panda, where can I find it?
"It's really possible!"

Listening to Yang Miaojun's analysis and complaints, Wan Xiaojuan nodded: "Panda transformants have always been lazy, and they are national treasures and endangered species. They have been monitored and guarded in the zoo, so they have never turned around and left the zoo, so there is no record. It’s also a very common thing.”

"Although pandas make a living by showing off their cuteness, they are bears after all, not cats. Among all the bears, the bite force of pandas is among the best..." As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone to search for information on lost pandas: "... ...found it!"

"This panda is named Kang Kang. It was a dying panda cub found in the wild ten years ago. After being sent to the zoo, it has never left."

Then Wan Xiaojuan looked up at the road: "Is this going to the zoo?"

Yang Miaojun nodded: "That's right, go directly to the breeder of that panda to see if there are any clues... By the way, give Lao Duan some time to monitor and screen the traces in the city."

When Wan Xiaojuan heard the second half of Yang Miaojun's words, she was taken aback for a moment, and gave him an annoyed look: "So, this is why you used Liu Guodong's matter to draw Xiao Duan into the battle group? There is an exclusive Does the video supervision team provide positioning and other support at any time?"

"Yup!"

Yang Miaojun nodded, his face full of righteousness!
Before the war officially begins and they are completely dragged into the pirate ship, it is better not to say what they really think.

Soon, the two arrived at the zoo.

Because Yang Miaojun already knew what was going on, so after simply interviewing the breeder Hu Bin as a reporter, he 'coincidentally' found the novel written by Hu Bin that the panda Kangkang hid.

However, unlike Hao Yun, Yang Miaojun did not hide it, but asked Hu Bin directly: "Master, why is there still a book here?"

Hu Bin was taken aback when he heard the words, and turned his head to take a look, hey, isn't this the one I wrote when I was free?

"This is a novel I wrote when I was free... I lost it a while ago, and I thought it was taken away by someone, but I didn't expect it to be here!"

Hu Bin came over to pick up the novel and said casually: "I used to tell it to my brat, but then this book disappeared, and I've been looking for it for a long time. I didn't expect to find it here now!"

He said with a sigh: "Unfortunately, the book was found, but the brat was lost."

Yang Miaojun and Wan Xiaojuan looked at each other, raised their eyebrows at her, and motioned to her: Look, how are you doing, have you found a clue?

"Read to Kangkang often..."

Yang Miaojun turned his head and asked knowingly: "Then what is in this book?"

"I flipped through it just now and found that there are three villains, the invincible Kuaishou old man Li, Tianji Shenshu Feng Buxia, Qinglong Baihu Lu Dadao, how did you come up with the idea of ​​creating such a few characters?"

Afterwards, Yang Miaojun figured out the general story in the book step by step, and figured out the prototype identities of the three big villains in the book, including the invincible Kuaishou old man Li.

"Look, isn't there a clue here?"

More than half an hour later, outside the zoo, Yang Miaojun winked at Wan Xiaojuan, and then contacted Duan Weiran: "I'm talking about old Duan, your efficiency is not good!"

"Although fast gunners are not advocated, they can't be too slow!"

"go~"

Hearing Yang Miaojun driving, Wan Xiaojuan punched him angrily, and then turned on the communicator: "Xiao Duan, look for Feng Xiazi who tells the fortune at Tianqiao, and Lu Dadao who sells meat in the vegetable market. Keep an eye on them and attack Lao Li." The panda in the head, the next target is one of them."

"OK……"

Duan Weiran immediately searched for the surveillance cameras near the two of them, but as soon as the surveillance was called out, he found something: "I found it!"

"The fortune-teller, Blind Chen, is being attacked. The attacker is the fat man who the president said earlier, wearing the same gym clothes as Brother Long, who is biting Blind Chen's ass..."

"He's finished attacking Blind Chen, and now he's leaving for Xiangnan, and he'll enter XX Road next, you two hurry over and arrest him."

It's easy to say with a goal.

As for the master liar Ye Wenwu of Ye Wen Martial Arts Academy, Yang Miaojun didn't have the time to deal with him, and he didn't want to learn how Hao Yun and others tasted panda dung...

But it is said to be delicious?
Hmm...can do some.

He doesn't drink it himself, but he can give it away!
For example, Li Zhengzong and others, such as He Zhijun or those guys from Red Blood Cell and Thunder.

If you hurt your friend, if you don't cheat the other party, you will feel that some beautiful moments in life are missing this day.

But thinking of the bamboo leaf tea with added ingredients, which is a panda specialty, Yang Miaojun remembered something, turned to Wan Xiaojuan and asked, "Xiaojuan, I have a question for you."

"Do transformants like cows and goats still produce milk? Do transformants like chickens, ducks, and geese still lay eggs?"

Wan Xiaojuan's expression froze, and then she looked at Yang Miaojun frantically: "What kind of weird brain circuit are you? Why do you ask these questions?"

(End of this chapter)