Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 125
"You, you almost pierced the sky, so many people... how did you get rid of them all at once? I went to a meeting in the province a few days ago and talked about it, but although they all died strangely, but Judging from the meaning above, it seems that I don’t want to pursue it anymore, this is your luck, kid, what do you say if you are really found out.”

Today, the wealthy businessman's uncle of the six sons came back and said he wanted a family reunion. With Gu Tao's repeated insistence, Wei Wei, who didn't want to come, was also dragged here, but Gu Tao was arrested by the second uncle as soon as they passed by. After staying, the two of them entered the small room, saying they wanted to chat alone.

"It's actually very simple." Sitting on the sofa, Gu Tao rubbed his chin and said in thought, "There is no evidence, and all the evidence points to their drug overdose. Tsk tsk, more than 100 people gathered to take drugs, I think the person in charge of the anti-drug It should have come down."

"It's down." The uncle sighed: "He is still my old comrade-in-arms. This time he went all the way to the end. I always feel a little sorry for him."

"It's not thoughtful, but I didn't care about that much at the time." Gu Tao waved his hand: "As for how to kill them, it's actually very simple. Six milliliters of alcohol and a mixture of improved drugs are enough for each person, and then Just watch them kill each other."

"You don't find it disgusting?"

"I've seen more disgusting ones." Gu Tao pursed his lips, as if thinking of something bad, he retched and waved his hands: "I can't think about it, it's a sin to think about it."

"What on earth are you coming from... At that time, the forensic doctor under my command almost couldn't resist going in, and the criminal policemen who were used to the storm all vomited."

Gu Tao sighed, but didn't speak, just sat on the rocking chair and swayed slightly, his eyes looked blurred.Seeing him like this, the second uncle also shook his head helplessly: "What are you going to do next time, let me know in advance."

"Didn't I ask for a license to kill?"

"I didn't know you were going to kill so many people!" The second uncle slapped the table: "When I entered, my scalp was numb. More than 100 people died there, and they were all torn apart. This is not something normal people can bear, when I fought back in self-defense, the Vietnamese positions bombed by our mountain artillery were not so disgusting."

Gu Tao spread his hands: "I will definitely pay attention next time."

"Next time..." Second Uncle sighed, "I've found out now that you can cause more trouble than Sixth Son."

When the two of them were talking, the voices outside started to become noisy, and the second uncle heard: "The boss is back, go and meet him, he treats the sixth son like his own daughter, you brought the younger one today too , is really not smart."

"What do you call a small... Uncle, your words are too harsh."

The second uncle shook his head silently: "You young people, it's your business to make troubles, but there are some things that can't be brought to the table. Do you think I don't know what relationship you have with that Weiwei? Since Liu Liu doesn't care, then I don't bother to talk about it, but you brought her here blatantly, let the boss know, so why not blow the pot?"

"Don't worry." Gu Tao stood up and straightened his clothes: "I'm good at dealing with middle-aged and elderly people."

After finishing speaking, he opened the door and walked out, and there was a handsome old man in a suit outside the door. His eyebrows and eyebrows were [-]% similar to that of the second uncle, but he was full of extravagance, and there was a secretary-like person behind him, Hands full of gifts.After Gu Tao came out, he looked around, and then continued to chat with the sixth son's wife.

And Weiwei ran out from Liuliu's room at this time, and dragged Gu Tao into the room calmly, and as soon as he entered the room, he saw Liuzi playing with a lot of jewelry on the bed, diamonds the size of pigeon eggs Shot in a row, four of the same color.The extremely exquisitely processed jewelry was thrown away on the bed, and a large pile of various clothes, shoes and hats were thrown aside like garbage, all new this year.

"It's so sad." Liuzi took out a pair of earrings and made a gesture on Weiwei's ears: "Every time, they treat me like a child and give me a lot of rubbish."

"Don't give me this kind of rubbish." Gu Tao pointed to the earring on Liu Zi's hand: "This shape is too exaggerated, it doesn't suit Weiwei."

After finishing speaking, he picked up a pair of exquisite earrings from the bed and put them on Weiwei's ears directly, then leaned on her shoulders and looked back and forth, and smiled with satisfaction: "This simple style is suitable."

"Hehe, you have a good eye, and you just took the most expensive pair here." Liu Zi rolled his eyes: "You pretend that I don't know this is suitable for Weiwei, but I have to put it on for her myself .”

"This is my girlfriend, and she has something to do with you." Gu Tao pulled Weiwei behind him: "Try peeking at her again."

"Hold the grass, I have a bad temper!" The six rolled over on the bed, holding Weiwei in their arms: "This is my girlfriend!"

"Okay!" Weiwei shook off their hands: "Why are you still making trouble..."

Seeing that Weiwei was a little angry, although Liuliu and Gu Tao were still making funny faces at each other, they didn't continue to fight.

The two of them stopped before Weiwei said, "Listen to me. I really don't fit here on this occasion...I think...I'll go back first."

"No."

Gu Tao and Liuliu denied Weiwei's words at the same time.

Liu Liu pinched her chin with one hand, and pointed at Gu Tao with the other: "He chooses you, but I choose you."

Gu Tao also nodded: "I want it, anyway, it's not a loss."

Liuzi and Weiwei rolled their eyes at him at the same time, and then Weiwei continued: "I know you are afraid that I will feel uncomfortable, but if I want to be here, it will be very difficult for you."

"What are you afraid of?" Liu Zi kissed Weiwei's face forcefully: "I told my mother that you are my girlfriend."

"But..." Weiwei looked at Gu Tao, her eyes seemed to be able to speak.

Gu Tao spread his hands: "I have no idea what you are worried about, it's just a small scene."

While Zheng was talking, Liu Zi's mother opened the door and poked her head in. She happened to see Liu Zi hugging Weiwei, so she coughed: "Three little babies, it's time to eat."

"Good aunt." Gu Tao replied, "I'm educating my six sons."

"Education is good, education is good, but eat first, and you can educate as you like when you go back at night. Let me count the days... Well, April and May next year are the best, neither hot nor cold, and confinement is the most suitable."

The sixth son rolled his eyes and looked at his mother, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth.

And Weiwei also coughed twice: "I can help."

"You..." Six sons looked Weiwei up and down: "You double-faced little bitch! Watch me go back to clean up you at night."

Weiwei covered her mouth and smiled foolishly, while Gu Tao rubbed her chin and looked at the two of them suspiciously: "You don't really know what that is, do you?"

"Is there a problem?" When Liu Zi looked at Gu Tao, his eyes suddenly darkened: "Are you jealous?"

"It's okay." Gu Tao nodded wildly with a smile: "It's a good thing, a good thing."

Weiwei glanced at Liu Zi's mother who had left, then pulled Liu Zi up from the bed, then pushed the proud Liu Zi out of the door, then came back to urge Gu Tao, and before going out, she whispered to Gu Tao: "I want to see ?”

"What are you looking at?" Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, then immediately responded, and then nodded very hard: "I'm very curious."

"Then..." Weiwei tiptoed to Gu Tao's ear and said, "Then...then you should be quiet, it's embarrassing."

"This..." Gu Tao was stunned for a moment: "No, no, I'm so young, I can't bear it."

"Stupid." Weiwei poked him, rolled her eyes and walked out.

The whole family was sitting at the dinner table, and the eldest uncle had a very tall posture. The instinctive look in the eyes of his son-in-law made Gu Tao feel guilty, but he never said a word to Gu Tao.But I have to say that the aura of the famous Xu Sandang is really quite good. Even when talking to Xin Chen, he always looks like an elder, and doesn't care about this guy's status as an earth fairy, while Xin Chen Looking at that pitiful look made Gu Tao immediately think of the traitor Ergouzi.

"Brother, how long will you stay this time?"

"Three days." Xu Sandang took a sip of his wine: "The main reason is to visit the graves of parents."

"You're not young anymore, why don't you just find a chance to retire." The second uncle sighed, "You're 60 years old, you're not tired after hanging out all day?"

Xu Sandang glared at him at all: "Will you take over the family business or will the six sons take it over?"

"No, no, no, I'm suitable for fighting and killing. I'm not good at doing business." The second uncle looked very cowardly, not at all like the usual way of pointing out the country: "Please ask someone else to be smart."

"Gao Ming...Where is Gao Ming, one or two of you are so dishonest, and you asked me to retire, isn't that just nonsense?" Xu Sandang patted his chopsticks: "Six."

"Here!" Liu Zi, who was sleepwalking, was suddenly awakened by this voice. She shivered and straightened up: "What are you doing?"

"What's your plan? Are you really planning to hang out with this unworthy second child for the rest of your life?"

"How can I be called a bastard...I..."

"Talk back!"

Xu Sandang stared, and the six sons immediately died down, mumbling what they were talking about, looking very aggrieved, but she, who has always broken her mouth, was surprisingly afraid to speak, which made Gu Tao full of surprises , I thought that this female monkey actually has a nemesis...

"Brother, it's not suitable for a child to hang out in your circle, and it's useless if you force her." The second uncle frowned: "Look at her character, didn't you hurt her?"

"Then it's suitable for you to hang around and wait to die to cause trouble?"

In one word, the atmosphere at the dinner table became cold, no one spoke, and Weiwei and Liu Zi who were sitting next to Gu Tao started to pinch his ass almost at the same time, Gu Tao grinned in pain, but just didn't speak , but his expression caught Xu Sandang's attention.

He stared at Gu Tao, frowned, but didn't speak.

"I didn't say anything." Gu Tao waved his hand, pointing at Liu Zi: "She pinched my ass."

After listening to Liu Zi, the seven orifices smoked on the spot, and he stepped on Gu Tao's instep, but Xin Chen whispered to Liu Zi at this moment: "Why are you stepping on me..."

Xu Sandang seemed a little disappointed with Gu Tao's performance, but he didn't say anything, just ate in silence with a serious face.

"By the way, Taotao, have you solved all the cases you have been dealing with recently?"

As soon as Gu Tao heard the second uncle's questioning, he knew that this guy was looking for something to talk about. Although he was considered a strong man in his field, he obviously had no experience in dealing with his brother, a domineering president. time?Your elder brother was already disgusted with your profession, hated the house and Wu Lian and hated the entire police system, and now to propose a proposal at this juncture, isn't it going to the latrine with the lamp.

Sure enough, after the second uncle finished speaking, Xu Sandang stopped eating, put down his bowl and chopsticks and looked at Gu Tao: "Are you also his?"

"Oh... no." Gu Tao sighed, "I'm an alien."

"Pfft..." Liu Zi sprayed out a mouthful of rice at that time, covering half of Gu Tao's shoulders.

All eyes on the table are focused on Gu Tao. After all, everyone here except Weiwei knows that Xu Sandang is not a person who can joke. Not to mention Gu Tao's gags are allowed.

Although what he said is the truth, how can people believe him when such things are said...

"Oil cavity slip."

Xu Sandang snorted coldly, said something casually and stopped talking to Gu Tao, while Gu Tao curled his lips and lowered his head to continue eating, and their confrontation made Xin Chen, Second Uncle, Liu Liu and Liu Zi Mom squeezed a cold sweat silently.

"Which galaxy?"

Without warning, Xu Sandang suddenly opened his mouth to ask such a question, which surprised everyone present.

"M55 star cluster, Sagittarius, the Milky Way. [-] light-years away."

"Oh." Xu Sandang groaned, and then stopped talking.

Gu Tao didn't speak, and no one spoke during the dinner. The atmosphere was so weird that it made one's scalp tingle.

"Warp flight?"

"Hyperspace warp flight."

"Oh."

From time to time, Xu Sandang suddenly asked a confusing question, but Gu Tao actually answered all of these questions.

After eating this meal, Gu Tao thought it was the strangest meal he had eaten since he came to Earth, not only because of the awkward atmosphere, but also because a middle-aged and elderly person who was too serious was discussing some extraterrestrial civilizations with him question, and judging by his appearance, he seemed to be very interested.

"Not going back?"

"Can not go back."

The question is simple, and the answer is also simple. The two people seem to be communicating with their consciousness, which makes people confused.

"Is there a god?"

"There is a theory, but no one has proven it."

"Reproductive isolation?"

"No, the mother star sent an expedition team to figure out why the entire galaxy is a human map."

"Is it the whole galaxy?"

"Yes."

"why?"

"It's like a joke made by God." Gu Tao spread his hands: "It is certain that human beings definitely did not evolve naturally."

After Xu Sandang asked the last question, he stopped talking. After the meal was over, Xu Sandang raised his head and looked at Gu Tao, pondering for a moment: "Which author's work do you like?"

"Asimov, Heinlein and Liu Cixin."

"Why don't you like Clark?"

"Because of pretentiousness."

Gu Tao answered smoothly, and Xu Sandang sat on the sofa after eating: "I've heard a little about you, since you said you were 3000 years ahead, what are we to you? Monkeys? "

"3000 years is not enough for human beings to evolve tendencies. The reason why we are more advanced than the earth is not because we are smarter but because we are also standing on the shoulders of giants." Gu Tao said without pausing at all: "I am more advanced than the earth." Most of them are just summed up by others for thousands of years of experience, and there is no sense of superiority in IQ."

"Then why were you so pitiful in the previous six years? You have many ways to make yourself better."

"In fact, I have been avoiding answering this question, but since you asked me, I will answer it openly. For me, I don't feel that I have a bad life. I don't have much pursuit of many things and Desire, in other words, my life is controlled by myself, and I don’t recognize what other people think of me as good or bad.”

"Then why have you changed your attitude now?"

"Because my consciousness has completed the transformation, I have changed from an observer to a protector, protecting myself and those who I think are qualified to be protected."

After Gu Tao finished speaking, he looked directly at Xu Sandang: "You don't need to believe it, and I won't prove anything, I hope you can understand."

(End of this chapter)