Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 143 The villain died of too much talk
Xiao Ning and the others were really terrified. Both her brothers Xu and Chen were no different from her. They huddled in the back seat of the car and ate their boxed lunch silently. The car was full of the smell of food, but He Yuxiang didn't I care, but Gu Tao discovered one thing, that is, the second elder brother of the He family is really good-tempered about other things except for losing his temper about his younger sister. A stranger squatted in his luxury car worth more than 100 million to eat a box lunch. I'm afraid it would have exploded long ago.

"What should you do in the future?" He Yuxiang opened the car window to let in some air. After all, he is a rich man, and he is really not used to this weird smell: "This incident is too big."

"Don't worry, it's all in my emergency plan."

"You can think of this?"

"When I'm working, I have a habit of thinking of the worst in everything, and it's often not as bad as you think in the end." Gu Tao took out candy from his pocket, opened the car window and stuck his head out to look at Meng Liang. Detian: "I haven't slept all night again. I almost died suddenly because of your play."

Xiao Ning in the back seat suddenly raised her head and asked, "Are you... all police officers?"

"I am." Gu Tao responded, "Do you want to call the police?"

"No... I'm just curious why the police would care about this kind of thing."

"If you don't care, you are cold now." He Yuxiang said with a smile in front: "But speaking of it, who gave you the courage to go to such a dangerous place in July and a half? Liang Jingru?"

Xiao Ning lowered her head and muttered: "I actually didn't expect it to be so scary. I just wanted to go to a scary place to broadcast live to earn popularity. I didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, and I've already made preparations. Brother Chen He is a Taoist priest who can catch ghosts... Brother Xu also knows a lot about this."

Hearing that Xiao Ning is still bragging for himself, the two men in the back seat lowered their heads in shame, because anyone with a little brain knows that if it wasn't for the two people in front today, they would basically die. It's clear, and then the deeds of the three of them will become the latest urban legend in H City, used to scare those student parties.

"Taoist..." He Yuxiang laughed, "Shouldn't you learn to behave yourself this time? Next time you encounter this kind of situation, you may not be so lucky."

As he said that, Gu Tao suddenly turned around: "Speaking of which, little sister, did you live stream games before?"

"Ah... yes. How do you know?"

"I followed you, but I haven't watched the live broadcast for a while." Gu Tao said with a smile, "Then I saw you trying to kill yourself live."

Xiao Ning's face turned red with embarrassment. She raised her head and glanced at Gu Tao: "Are you the kind of people with special powers?"

"Don't ask if you shouldn't." Gu Tao pointed to the street ahead: "Stop in front, I'll have breakfast."

"I'll eat it too." He Yuxiang nodded and said, "The box lunch is really not delicious."

Soon, the car stopped in front of a newly opened breakfast shop. It was very close to Gu Tao's old home. Gu Tao had breakfast here for a long time. Although it was not upscale, the cabbage and radish were delicious. The buns are one of a kind, and the taste is quite authentic.

"Come down and have something to eat together? I'm afraid I won't be full with just one box of lunch."

Xiao Ning and the others couldn't say anything, so they had to get out of the car with Gu Tao and the others, went to the breakfast shop, ordered light food such as porridge and soy milk, and sat there watching Gu Tao gobble it up.

"Do you always eat like this? Instructor Gu."

"I'm hungry." Gu Tao took a sip of soy milk and said, "After a long night of hard work and two games, I'm almost going to have hypoglycemia."

"By the way, those people who ran to the door to put up cameras were all your people?" He Yuxiang asked curiously: "Who would believe it if it's so fake?"

"Sometimes people don't necessarily want the truth, they just want a reason." Gu Tao picked up a bun and said, "And I will also make up for the aftermath. I may have to wrong these three people for a few days. "

"Us?" Xiao Ning was stunned for a moment: "What do you want us to do?"

"Hype."

In fact, Gu Tao's plan is not complicated, it is to turn the truth into the fake and the fake into the real. Anyway, all kinds of low-cost and shoddy movies are flying all over the sky, so just muddy the water and cooperate with Satania's various This kind of function, it would be good to launch an online drama according to the trend, it would be the best if it can be made into a series, the protagonist of this first one is Gu Tao and He Yuxiang, Xiao Ning can barely be the heroine, and then let the live broadcast platform create hype For a moment, Xiao Ning will stand on the platform at that time, accept interviews from the entertainment pages of major portal websites such as Xlang, Xhu, Xyi, etc., and push this matter as a hype, and then post this satani in a few days. The tattered movie edited by Ya Xia B is released, if things are not settled, Gu Tao will stand on his head and have diarrhea.

But this kind of thing can't be decided just by slapping the butt, so Xiao Ning and the others must not be able to run away these days. They need to find a suitable outreach entertainment company to serve as their media, and they also need to receive certain training. In order to perfectly connect.

Going forward, Xiao Ning's live broadcast business will still continue, but in the future, Gu Tao will probably only be able to arrange live broadcasts in designated places.

While eating, He Yuxiang used his mobile phone to browse the Internet for a while. He found that the entire Internet was now discussing yesterday's horrific live broadcast. The hot search list on Weibo directly reached No. 1, and related topics began to appear in major headlines. , as well as an inventory of various live broadcasts of domestic and foreign suicide attempts. In short, it is very lively.

"No matter what happens, this group of media will always come out to grab people's blood and steamed buns as soon as possible." He Yuxiang turned off his mobile phone: "The state doesn't care, just like those bad movies and TV shows, they are all flooded."

"This is the demand of the people." Gu Tao took a sip of soy milk: "Brzezinski proposed a pacifier theory, which allows society to use entertainment, low-quality, gamification, and low-cost methods to make the majority at the bottom It is easy to obtain stimulating pleasure to adjust social class contradictions, so when society develops to a certain level, social entertainment is an inevitable trend, whether it is news, games, movies, TV, the Internet, or even The porn industry is all good. The more of these things the better, various types of low-level games should be as popular as possible, and illogical idol dramas, palace fighting dramas, and reality shows should be as popular as possible. When these things are available 24 hours a day, the better. When it fills people's field of vision and makes them within reach, the majority of the lower class will settle down and continue to maintain their poverty happily, unconsciously and without any complaints, or pour out their grievances on a certain item. In terms of directional things, this is why countries may have good relations with each other, but the people still wish that the other country would perish and exterminate its species."

He Yuxiang touched his chin: "It seems to make sense."

"Sociology." Gu Tao spread out his hands: "I'm a sociology professional, are you still worried that I can't handle this kind of thing?"

"What? You majored in sociology?"

"Yes." Gu Tao nodded: "You may not believe it, but I am a social science staff member."

After saying that, he turned his head and looked at Xiao Ning who was already confused: "Your live broadcast is the product of this demand. It is the same as the online novels in previous years and the online dramas in recent years."

"Oh... oh." Xiao Ning nodded blankly.

"I'm afraid you don't understand either. You three can't leave for the time being. As I told you before, I will arrange several basic trainings for you during this period. I need a publicity channel for the bottom level. I think you are very good. The live broadcast volume of nearly 6000 million last night speaks volumes."

"Can we... say no?"

The elder brother surnamed Xu asked in a low voice, but Gu Tao just shrugged: "If you refuse, someone will eat you."

This sentence frightened them, but Gu Tao didn't lie at all, they can refuse, but once they refuse, it means they are cold, let's not talk about anything else, the Red Devils will be the first to find them, these guys I'm afraid it's not enough for the Red Devils to fight the tooth ceremony.

And Gu Tao is also the kind of person who doesn't waste any available resources. The keynote he set before was to integrate the occult into the concepts of ordinary people in a short time as much as possible, while subverting their worldview without It will stimulate their rebound, so it is best to start from the lower class people.

Xiao Ning is now the most popular anchor, and with the launch of a series of official movies and TV series, this goal will be solved faster than he expected.

Turning a disadvantage into an advantage is what a commander needs to do, so after straightening out the whole thing, Gu Tao immediately started to push them.

Of course, now he needs a serious entertainment company to connect with him. He does not want outsiders to participate in this entertainment company, because later he may even have to find a way out for some non-human things, so he can only deal with these matters. Qing people start with.

"Well... By the way, Er Er."

"Can't you call me by my name?" He Yuxiang almost choked on a mouthful of porridge: "Me and He Yuxiang."

"Ayu."

"Okay, you can call me whatever you want." He Yuxiang waved his hand: "What's the matter?"

"What with me?"

"Sorry." He Yuxiang waved his hand: "I travel all over the world and can't settle in one place."

"Forget it then." Gu Tao stroked his chin and said with a smile, "Next time you come back from wandering, you should be an uncle."

He Yuxiang was taken aback for a moment, then patted the table heavily with both hands: "How much salary will you pay me!"

After taking care of He Yuxiang, Gu Tao asked Xiao Ning and the others to rest for a few days. During this period, they should not do anything, do not broadcast live or appear in public, and just wait for notification at home.After explaining everything clearly, Gu Tao finally dragged his exhausted body back to the base.

After a long night of tossing, he was quite tired. After he came back and took a shower, he put on his underpants and got into bed. But as soon as he got into bed, he noticed something was wrong, because there was someone lying on the bed.He lifted the quilt and found Liuzi lying there, with Weiwei curled up next to him. Both of them were sleeping soundly and did not react at all to his series of actions.

Gu Tao looked at the two people on his bed, and then poked Liuliu's butt with his hands obscenely, but he didn't wake them up. He just put on his pajamas, took out a sleeping bag from the closet and threw it on the ground, and got into it by himself. In the sleeping bag, fell asleep within minutes.

As for why he sleeps in a sleeping bag instead of on the bed, it's because Liuzi is very annoying. She has a characteristic that when she wakes up, as long as there are people around her, no one can continue to sleep. In order to protect himself, Gu Tao There will be no sudden death, so I choose to make do with it in my sleeping bag.

As for Weiwei, I'm afraid she is really tired. She must have watched the live broadcast last night, maybe she watched it with the six sons, so it's not good to disturb this baby. A sleeping bag is the best choice.

However, he was woken up after not sleeping for a long time, because he slept soundly, and suddenly felt that someone was squeezing into the sleeping bag, and the bag that could only sleep one person would wake up if two people were squeezed. Yes, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Liu Zi's long legs dangling in front of him, and she was trying to squeeze in from Gu Tao's sleeping bag, but only one leg got in after a long time , the other leg was still outside, but she obviously didn't give up and was still squeezing hard.

"Big sister... I haven't slept all night." Gu Tao opened his eyes exhaustedly: "Please forgive me."

"I just want to see if two people can be squeezed into the sleeping bag..." Liuzi said with a pitiful expression while still struggling to squeeze the other leg into the sleeping bag: "I think your sleeping bag is very comfortable. ah."

Isn't this bullshit, but according to the theory that even dog shit in other people's bowls is sweet, it is normal for Liu Zi to have this kind of behavior, but Gu Tao really couldn't stand the toss, he wailed, holding his hands Liu Zi's legs: "Please, stop making trouble."

"You were very energetic yesterday when you were the hero who saved the beauty."

You haven't learned a good habit, but you learned it so quickly when you're jealous?

Gu Tao raised his head with a grimace: "You saw it too, it's work."

"Hehe, work." The sixth son stepped on his chest with his foot: "Is hugging the little girl's shoulder also work?"

"When did I do this?" Gu Tao opened his eyes with a dead look: "Please forgive me, brother..."

"Wow, this brother is screaming like crazy." Liu Zi crossed his arms and stepped on them with both feet this time: "Why didn't you take me with you yesterday!"

"It was you who said you wanted to follow the drama. I asked you if you would go, but you said no."

"Hehe, don't you know how to beg me?" Liuliu rubbed Gu Tao with his foot relentlessly: "Not only didn't you take me there, but you also flirted with my sister."

Gu Tao held Liuzi's ankles and buried himself in the sleeping bag: "I'll tell you when I wake up, be good..."

At this time, Weiwei also woke up. She propped her hands on the bed and stared at Gu Tao and Liu Zi in a daze. Her long hair hung down on the bed like a waterfall, looking soft and amiable: "Liu Liu... Let him Rest, he must be exhausted."

"Forget it, I'll let you go for Weiwei's sake." Liu Zi crossed his arms and said, "When you wake up, you have to confess and forgive me."

"I know, I know..." Gu Tao turned over: "If you get up, I will go to bed."

"You should sleep in a sleeping bag today." Weiwei pursed her lips and whispered, "I'm going to wash off the quilt cover and sheets, be good."

"What did you do yesterday? I just changed the sheets two days ago."

As soon as Liu Zi heard this, he immediately wanted to plug Gu Tao's mouth with his feet, but Gu Tao avoided him, and the gag failed. die of talking too much."

"Hey...you didn't treat me as an imaginary enemy yesterday, did you?" Gu Tao narrowed his eyes and glanced at Liu Zi: "It's very obscene."

Just when Weiwei had already buried her face in the pillow and Liu Zi was too embarrassed, Gu Tao sat up suddenly, holding Liu Zi's face in both hands: "Is there any film and television entertainment company?"

"No."

"It's useful to register a family." After Gu Tao finished speaking, he fell straight down and muttered drowsily: "It's best to get it done today, and find your uncle..."

Looking at Gu Tao who fell asleep before he finished speaking, even Liuzi couldn't bear to torment him anymore. He sighed before pulling his clothes from the side and putting them on, then curled his lips and said, "You know what to do with me all day long. .”

(End of this chapter)