Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 163 Who will eat the good stool legs!
What is the experience of waking up in the morning and holding a soft Liuliu?
Gu Tao can give a good answer, that is cool, if you have to give a more detailed answer, it is too cool.

Although I don't know why there is this guy lying next to me, but Liu Zi is a model of the kind who looks thin when dressed, and has flesh when he undresses. He is definitely not fat, but he is very fleshy all over his body. Lying next to him is like A big soft pillow.

Of course, to be clear, she might have used it as a pillow.

The taste of a hangover is not good. The first thing Gu Tao did after waking up was to inject himself with nerve inhibitors to suppress the allergic reaction and poisoning reaction of the nervous system, but even so he still felt uncomfortable .

"Why are you sleeping here?"

After discovering that Liu Zi had also woken up, Gu Tao, who was sitting on the head of the bed, patted Liu Zi's butt through the quilt.

Liu Zi twisted his body, telling Gu Tao not to touch her clearly.

"Then I'll sleep for a while."

Gu Tao didn't bother to care about her, and covered her with the quilt and retracted into the bed, but just as he lay down, he found that he and the female tiger were looking at each other.

But as a breeder, he has a deep understanding of the biological habits of the female worm, so he hugged Liu Zi's neck without hesitation, buried his whole face in Liu Zi's neck, smelling the soft woman on her body smell, and soon fell asleep again.

But when he woke up again, the door was open, and the sixth son was still sleeping, but the second uncle, the sixth son's mother, Xin Chen, and a woman he didn't know were all sitting in the living room, hearty laughter came, Very clear.

Gu Tao and Liu Zi still kept the sleeping position, his head was buried in Liu Zi's neck, one hand was on her chest, and Liu Zi was resting on his arm, holding his head with both hands, sleeping soundly, his coat was already Rolled up to the belly button, revealing a large section of white and tender buttocks.

"It's time to get up..." Weiwei came out from the balcony and glanced at Gu Tao who was in a state of confusion: "Liu Liu's aunt is here..."

"Where is the aunt who popped out?" Gu Tao was stunned for a moment: "She doesn't have a aunt."

"Those who are not related by blood are Aunt Xu's best friend."

There's no blood relationship... Gu Tao breathed a sigh of relief, then sucked Liuliu's neck hard and shook her hard.

"I'm sick... I'll sleep a little longer." Liu Zi didn't move at all, but hugged Gu Tao even tighter: "Don't move."

"Your aunt is here."

"It's coming... who is it?"

Liu Zi jumped up from the bed suddenly, glanced outside, just met the eyes of auntie, she froze for a moment, her whole body was tense, then she jumped out of bed and closed the door forcefully, in front of Gu Tao's eyes Then she took off her pajamas completely, then took a set of clothes from Weiwei's hand, and cursed as she put it on: "You bastard, you don't call me when someone comes?"

She got dressed cursingly, then straightened her appearance in front of the mirror, and found that there was a clear mark of strawberry on her neck. She wiped it with her hands, but when she found it didn't work, she became irritable and jumped on the bed to ride on Gu Tao. He strangled his neck with his body: "You are sick, it's okay to suck!"

"Is there something wrong with your focus?" Gu Tao supported her waist with both hands: "Don't pinch her anymore, you can see clearly from the outside."

The six thumped Gu Tao twice, then combed his hair and adjusted his clothes, then rushed out with a towel in his hand, and went straight into the bathroom.

After she ran away, Gu Tao also sat up from the bed. The clothes on him were still yesterday's clothes, so there was no need to change them in particular. He just needed to tidy up a little. Then he walked into the bathroom calmly and passed the living room. When meeting with the group of people, he also nodded politely.

"This kid is polite, not like Liuliu." Liuliu's mother looked at Gu Tao with satisfaction: "Young people, that's how it is, it's normal to get up later."

After Gu Tao entered the bathroom, he closed the door and began to brush his teeth, while Liuliu went to the bathroom next to him. Seeing Gu Tao coming in, she gave her a hard look: "Damn, you didn't call me earlier!"

"Hey, I called you as soon as I found out, and I'm just getting up. When will you get rid of your problem of not locking the door when you go to the toilet?" Gu Tao brushed his teeth while looking at the six children sitting on the toilet: "They are all in their twenties. A person who has returned to this virtue."

"Okay." The six children impatiently interrupted Gu Tao's old mother's nagging: "My aunt is not an ordinary person, she seems to be the head of some kind, she seems to be my father's junior sister."

The old man's junior sister?Gu Tao thought for a while, and then figured out what to call him. It seems that he should be called Shishu?Yes, it should be Uncle Shi.It's no wonder that Xin Chen will accompany her. She is the uncle after all, but it seems that she is an outer disciple like Liu Zi. It's just that her fighting power is much stronger than Liu Zi.

"Give me paper for dead things." Sixth son patted Gu Tao's buttocks: "Beside you."

"Why are you shitting so fast?"

"Little one." Sixth son spat: "Don't talk nonsense, give it to me quickly."

"Why do you use toilet paper when you pee?"

"Are you stupid? If you don't use the paper, it will all be rubbed on your pants? The yellow ones won't be washed clean." The six sons took the paper, dumbfounded: "Fucking straight man."

When the two of them walked out of the bathroom together, the sixth son's mother smiled and said, "Taotao, come here, call me auntie."

"It should be called Master Uncle." Xin Chen coughed and corrected beside him.

"Oh, yes, that's right, you should be called uncle." The sixth mother nodded again and again: "The uncle came early in the morning, and found that you were still sleeping, so he waited here for a while, didn't he bother you?"

Mother-in-law, have you been so innocent since childhood?No wonder he was tricked by the old man.

Although the mother-in-law said strange and embarrassing things, Gu Tao could still handle it. He sat next to Xin Chen, nodded to the woman with a smile on his face and said, "Uncle."

"Auntie, why didn't you say hello to us in advance?" Liu Zi leaned towards her with a flattering face: "We can pick you up."

"Oh, do you still remember having a little aunt? How did I hear your mother say that you know how to cling to men all day long and you can't pull them away? It's like being possessed."

"No... I don't have one."

The six sons acted coquettishly, hearing Gu Tao's greasy voice gave goosebumps all over his body.No, this must not be Liuzi, she must be possessed by something, Comrade Xin Liuzi cannot be so cute.

While Gu Tao was looking at the six sons, Xin Chen suddenly stepped on him, he recovered and found that his uncle was looking at him, he quickly smiled and said, "Uncle, what do you want?"

"I have received your ultimatum."

"Just receive it." Gu Tao smiled: "Are you also here to submit the form?"

"What form to submit?" The uncle was stunned for a moment, and then realized: "Are you really planning to include my sect?"

Gu Tao scratched his head: "Didn't Xin Chen say that there are only two people in our sect?"

"Cough..." Xin Chen coughed, "There are only two in the inner gate."

"Oh." Gu Tao nodded meaningfully: "That's right, one counts as one, and you, uncle, are also included."

"Presumptuous." Xin Chen patted Gu Tao's thigh: "How do you talk to Master Uncle?"

It's over, Liu Zi's heart skipped a beat, because she saw Gu Tao's expression.Every time when he showed such movements of frowning and turning up the corners of his mouth, he knew that he was going to start blasphemy, so when Gu Tao was waiting for his skills to cool down, she suddenly stood up and grabbed Gu Tao. Just run to the balcony.

"Don't spit on Auntie!" Liu Zi raised a finger: "That's the only request!"

"When am I going to spray her?" Gu Tao was also stunned: "What do you mean?"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, if you don't hate Auntie, I won't be angry with you." Liu Zi raised his collar and pointed to the bright red strawberry mark on his neck: "Will you agree or not?"

Gu Tao stretched out his hand to touch the strawberry mark, and laughed: "Is your skin so tender?"

"Damn thing..." Liu Zi slapped him, "You're still laughing."

"Then..." Gu Tao thought for a while, "How about another kiss?"

Liu Zi rolled his eyes, then moved his face closer: "Hurry up, don't dawdle."

"It's boring." Gu Tao made a gesture to turn around: "I'm going back to spray Master Uncle."

"Okay, okay." Liu Zi sighed, and then pitifully took a step forward, standing on tiptoe: "You really deserve a beating, kiss me."

Gu Tao looked at the face of Liu Zi who was close at hand, then kissed her lightly on the lips, then turned and walked into the room, pointed at Xin Chen and suddenly said loudly: "What did you say just now!"

Xin Chen: "???"

"Do you know that you are disloyal, unrighteous and unfilial?" Gu Tao said loudly: "You keep saying that you want to revitalize the Taoist sect, but now you want the uncle to have extrajudicial power. This is disloyal! If you don't treat the uncle If one day there is a conflict between other sects and the uncle, the uncle will not get the legal advantage and can only be slaughtered by others, this is unrighteous! You just watched the uncle being bullied but because The reason why you can't do anything is to be unfilial! Xin Chen, Xin Chen, you've been living on dogs for half your life!"

Xin Chen blinked: "???"

"Uncle Shi, don't worry, I'll add your sect to it later, and I'll find a way to rank your name at the top, and finally I'll get you a standing committee member." Gu Tao looked at the teacher with enthusiasm. Uncle said: "Sure enough, it's my own. I just sent the news yesterday, and today my uncle came to support me. It's really a shame."

"I..." The uncle was also stunned: "You..."

"Oh, Uncle Master, you must not understand the terms and conditions. Let me tell you here that all sects who voluntarily enter our system have three benefits. The first is that they will have various rights and interests, such as sect disciples. The right to education, all the younger disciples from your side can be sent here to receive education, the fee is free, and board and lodging are also included. After passing the examination, you can also recommend jobs. The second advantage is that the martial arts of the uncle You can be eligible to be elected as a standing committee member in the upcoming New Secret Art Research Association. If you personally receive more than half of the votes, you can also be the chairman of the committee. The third advantage is that in the future alliance organization, all alliances will Protected by the entire organization, the League will have an arbitration institution to protect the rights and interests of the various sects. By the way, you didn’t bring the form, did you? I have it, you fill out a few, and it will be soon.”

As he said that, Gu Tao took out the form: "You leave the photo column blank, I will deal with it for you at that time, just write three people, and see if your sect has the kind of mind and character, I recommend two more.”

"Oh……"

The uncle didn't say a single word from the beginning until now, and was fooled by Gu Tao to fill in three forms.

After filling out the form, Gu Tao took a few glances over it, and then clapped his hands: "Okay, uncle is tired all day, and it's almost noon, I'll treat everyone to a hot pot."

"It's fine in the cafeteria." The second uncle said with a smile, and then gave Gu Tao a thumbs up when others couldn't see: "Two more bottles of wine."

"You just like the wine here, right? You can't drink during working hours. This is discipline."

"All right, all right, at night, if there is no one at night, I will scold people."

In the process of making jokes, the uncle completely forgot the purpose of coming here, and only remembered it when he was eating, but suddenly found that he had already boarded a thief ship, and from what the kid said just now, he was really If the six relatives don't recognize her, if they don't agree... She knows that this guy won't let it go.

So the uncle, who was holding back his stomach, found an excuse to leave before finishing his meal...

As soon as he left, Gu Tao immediately changed his look, looked at Xin Chen and said, "Did I tell you that no one is treated equally?"

"Then... isn't that the uncle?" Xin Chen rubbed his head, feeling aggrieved: "Leave me alone..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the second uncle who had been chatting happily with Gu Tao with a smile on his face just now suddenly slapped his chopsticks on the table: "Nonsense!"

"Yes, nonsense." Gu Tao also nodded: "The system system needs completeness and versatility, even if there is only one opening, the embankment of a thousand miles will be destroyed by an ant's nest, and then you will let other sects How do you think about it? Do you know what it means to do big things? To do big things is to have a big picture and foresight. Just because she is an unbeatable uncle, you are going to make an exception? If you come here in the future If you come to a friend from a relative, do you want to let it go?! What is our goal? What are you thinking about? If you want to hold such thoughts, we will break up, and there is nothing to do."

"I agree." The second uncle nodded earnestly: "Don't worry about being widowed, but about unfairness. If you can't be fair at the initial stage, you don't have to play in the future. It's terrible to be divorced."

Xin Chen was so educated that she couldn't even raise her head, so she could only eat with her head down, and Liu Zi's mother was persuading her on the left and right, and she seemed very embarrassed.

Gu Tao sighed: "I'm full."

He left with his hands behind his back, the second uncle shook his head and patted Xin Chen on the shoulder: "You, you can't tear Taotao down, if he hadn't reacted quickly today, conflicts would have been inevitable, you go back and reflect on it, I'm full too , go back to work."

The second uncle also left, while Liuliu smiled and looked at Xin Chen who looked like a wilted eggplant: "Hahaha, you must have been scolded."

"You're still laughing... damn girl." Liu Zi's mother knocked Liu Zi on the head: "Why are you so ignorant?"

"I also said I was ignorant." Liu Zi refused to accept it at the time: "You all know the temper of that stinking bastard. If it weren't for me today, he would have driven my aunt out, and everyone was very embarrassed in the end."

"Okay, okay." The sixth mother waved her hand: "Go and coax Taotao, he is very angry."

"It's cool." The six sons pulled Weiwei: "Let's go, let's play."

Only Liu Zima and Xin Chen were left in the position, Xin Chen dared to raise his head slightly, and let out a long breath: "Oh my god..."

"Boy, you know how to pretend."

"This time I played it to death..." Xin Chen wiped the sweat off his brow, "I should have reacted when my junior scolded me at home."
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By the way, interaction is very popular now, so let's play interaction too.

However, the plot interaction is impossible, it is so easy to make it very complicated.Now let's set up the interactions.

Requirements are as follows:

1. To conform to the worldview

2. Settings can include sect settings, personal ability settings, and force settings.

3. The sect setting can be played freely, and the personal ability setting cannot be abnormally set, and the rule-level ones are not allowed, and the destruction-level ones are not allowed.To comply with the existing force value distribution standards.

Supplementary Note: Pros and cons can be set for characters and sects.The character setting needs to indicate whether it is the arcane side or the super power side.The secret side needs to release the sect settings at the same time.

If I see something good, I will use it directly.

(End of this chapter)