Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 274 Huanghuang Tianwei Can't Hold Physics

"Junior brother, is it really good to hide here?"

"if not?"

Gu Tao was sitting in a sewer pipe. There was a pot on top of the portable stove. Beef, fish balls and prawns were tumbling in the pot. Gu Tao and Xin Chen were squatting inside and stuffing meat into their mouths with disposable chopsticks. They watched. Going up there, it looks like two homeless people spending the winter.

"If you are found, you may be beaten to death." Xin Chen picked up a large piece of beef, put it into the dipping sauce, mixed it and stuffed it into his mouth: "It should be easy for them to find you, right?"

"Dreaming." Gu Tao snorted: "You don't know, in my life, fighting is nothing but scum. It can be said that I ran away from home and never met an opponent. The mental power blocked the perception, now we are [-] kilometers away from the base, if they can still find me, I will broadcast it to you..."

"Stop, stop, let's eat." Xin Chen waved his hand: "Don't say disgusting words. But if you consume it, won't you be found? Tifa looks very powerful."

"That's really powerful." Gu Tao took a deep breath: "It doesn't cost money, let's earn! How much do you have?"

"It's less than five hundred." Xin Chen took out all the money and put it in front of Gu Tao: "I got it from Qianqian before I left."

"It's enough to eat for a few days." Gu Tao pondered for a moment: "Then start making money."

Xin Chen sighed: "You just put down all the work over there?"

"All the work plans have been temporarily handed over to Jingyuan and Satania. Now I'm fine, just waiting to move." Gu Tao narrowed his eyes: "Anyway, I can't take it anymore."

In fact, Xin Chen really didn't understand his junior brother's strange insistence. Although he was beaten badly by his father these few days, he really felt that his fighting skills had made an unprecedented breakthrough. After those flashy tricks before were abandoned , a set of tricks is more concise and full of dangers, and even people who were able to live with themselves a few tricks before can't even handle it now.

But when he was abused and addicted, Gu Tao woke him up suddenly in the middle of the night, and told him to run away from home, and then the two of them managed to climb on the speeding coal train and came to this strange city .The two of them didn't bring anything, except Mengxiong.All the things that could be locked were left at the base, even the shoes were newly bought after they came out.

Yes, they came out barefoot...

"Junior brother, why are you so resistant to learning from dad? Not only that, you also don't learn those Taoist techniques."

Xin Chen really finds it inconceivable that the younger brother doesn't care about what other people can meet but cannot ask for, and is even full of resentment and disgust.

"I can't get up in the morning."

"But you don't practice in the afternoon either."

"Don't ask, it's lazy to ask." Gu Tao lowered his head and put a spoonful of peanut butter into the plate: "And I'm actually a very deep hidden..."

"gay?"

"You're so gay." Gu Tao spat at Xin Chen: "A very hidden pacifist. I really have no interest in fighting, but you always force me to learn and practice. Both of them are like this, my grandfather is like this, my father is like this, and you are like this too."

"But... Fuxing Daomen..."

"Why can't I revive? Is my brain not enough or you can't fight?"

While they were talking, Xin Chen's hairs suddenly stood on end, and Gu Tao also straightened up, but before they could react, suddenly a soft and fragrant body appeared behind Gu Tao, and his hands naturally intertwined folded, hugging his neck.

"Oops, I forgot about her..." Gu Tao slapped his head: "Sister Eucalyptus..."

Looking back at the Eucalyptus God lying behind him with a picturesque smile, Gu Tao sighed and said to Xin Chen, "We are under arrest."

"No." Eucalyptus said with a smile: "I came quietly without telling them, and they have already started looking for you everywhere."

Gu Tao let out a sigh of relief as soon as he heard it: "Sister Xie, but sister, let me go first, and if you don't let me go, the beef will be eaten up by this bastard."

After the new round of meat grabbing started, Sister Eucalyptus sat next to Gu Tao with her knees hugged. She didn’t like meat, so Gu Tao picked out vegetables and fed them to her while gorging on beef. Difficulty factor nine point zero.

"Why did you run away secretly." Eucalyptus raised his eyes and looked at Gu Tao, expressing his puzzlement in his eyes: "Is someone bullying you? I'll kill him for you."

Gu Tao picked up a dipped mushroom from the bowl and fed it into the mouth of Eucalyptus, pinching her face: "Sister Eucalyptus, let's discuss something, you are a lovely big sister, don't kill people easily."

"Oh..." Eucalyptus nodded: "Then why did you sneak out."

"Actually, I just want to go out to relax, nothing else." Gu Tao raised his head: "Walking around and looking around, either running...or just going out to relax."

"Then why relax?"

"Because I'm not happy."

"Does that make you happy?" Eucalyptus climbed up to Gu Tao and imprinted a mark of butter on his face: "Are you feeling better?"

"Wow..." Xin Chen was dumbfounded.

Gu Tao coughed twice: "Happy... But it's not because of this, it's just that there are a few days every month, and I'll go back in a few days, okay?"

"Oh, good." Eucalyptus nodded: "Then I will accompany you."

Just stay with me, Eucalyptus is a very stubborn person, she is still a fascination to Gu Tao, her joys, sorrows, joys, and thoughts are all a fascination, although she is a girlfriend in name, but Gu Tao Tao really didn't dare to do anything to her.Anyway, in front of Eucalyptus, the counseling is over.

As for why, it is actually very simple.Even if she is an intellectual sister at Tifa's level, her behavior is traceable and her temperament is stable. Liuzi and Weiwei are relatively easy to understand, let alone little girls like Kitten and Rongrong.But only God, she is moody and has a changeable personality. Sometimes she is an innocent little girl, sometimes she is a simple and determined girl next door, sometimes she is a cold and handsome big sister, and sometimes she is a ruthless devil. Such a strange female fairy, is it cute?Of course it's cute, but is it scary?It's actually quite scary.

"Then let's sleep!" Eucalyptus adjusted his posture and lay on Gu Tao's lap: "Sleep!"

"Don't, don't, don't... Sister Eucalyptus, we don't live here, this is a place to eat hot pot." Gu Tao coughed: "We have booked a small hotel."

"Oh."

Will the itinerary be exciting?Obviously not, there is only one room, because no identity login is required, so this kind of underground small hotel is very popular. After they went back, it was already midnight, and when they opened the door of the hotel, there was a mildew smell coming from inside. , there is still the sound of an unsteady shaker and an unbearable obscenity in the next room, of course Gu Tao doesn't care, but Eucalyptus leans on the wall and listens, and the more he listens, the more hesitant he becomes...

"Where will I sleep later?" Xin Chen looked at the only bed in the room.

Gu Tao thought for a while: "How about a balcony?"

"Junior Brother..." Xin Chen took a deep breath, "Be a human being."

"Okay, okay, three people squeeze together." Gu Tao shook his head silently: "I feel wronged and sleep in the middle."

Xin Chen touched his chin and looked at the small bed: "I suddenly thought of a joke."

"what?"

"It's just a multiple-choice question. If there are two people lying on a bed, one is your goddess and the other is a gay guy, who would you choose to turn your back on?"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere suddenly became stiff. Gu Tao narrowed his eyes and looked at Xin Chen, his eyes were full of murderous intent.

"Haha...ha..." Xin Chen also seemed to feel that he said something terrible, he laughed halfway, and scratched his face in embarrassment: "I'm not gay."

Gu Tao rolled his eyes perfectly and sneered at the corner of his mouth: "I will never sleep in the same bed with you until I die."

"Junior brother... I really didn't mean that." Xin Chen let out a long breath, pointing to the cloth bag behind him: "My girlfriend No. [-] is carrying it on her back."

Gu Tao stood at the window with his hands behind his back, looking at the deep night sky. It took him a long time to say: "Who knows if you are a bisexual."
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He didn't dare to sleep. After Gu Tao put him to sleep after listening to the music in the room all night, he and Xin Chen sat on the balcony, drank wine, ate peanuts, and just chatted.

"What is Heavenly Tribulation?"

"Heavenly tribulation." Xin Chen pondered for a moment: "It's just heavenly tribulation."

"Nonsense, let me ask you why."

Xin Chen shook his head: "I don't know, I haven't experienced it before."

"Is there no record?"

"It seems that there are, but they are all different. There are thunder tribulations, wind tribulations, fire tribulations, and heart tribulations."

Gu Tao took out a small notebook: "What is Thunder Tribulation like?"

"By the way, why do you always like to use your little notebook even though you have Satania?"

Facing Xin Chen's wise question, Gu Tao raised his head helplessly: "The most primitive thing may be the most reliable thing. Any convenience brought by modernization coexists with risks."

"Makes sense."

"Stop beeping." Gu Tao knocked on the table: "Hurry up and talk."

Xin Chen adjusted his status: "Thunder calamity is actually thunder crackling from the sky. When those thunder strikes people, they will die if they are struck dead. If they don't, they will be golden immortals. Only the grass and trees have to go through it. You see, those thousand-year-old trees are struck by lightning, which is a thunder calamity. We usually have a heart calamity, and most of the beasts are a wind and fire calamity. To the sky is to lose mana, but Feng Leihuo is playing with one's life."

"That's it." After Gu Tao wrote it down, he looked back at the sleeping God of Eucalyptus: "Do you think God of Eucalyptus has ever experienced a thunderstorm?"

"No, definitely not." Xin Chen shook his head: "She is still far behind, but it's hard to say, she has eaten too many mountain spirits and ghosts, and the punishment of God may be coming, that thing is just like Lei Jie Nature, but if it is eucalyptus... it is impossible to become a fairy."

"why?"

"Because she was transformed from a fairy to a mortal, and then turned back? Export to domestic sales, it's impossible. If she goes through a catastrophe, she can only change her job to an Asura, a god of killing." Xin Chen took a look: "And if she wants to cross the catastrophe, she will definitely be terrified to death."

"Did you mean Thunderbolt?"

"Well, there is thunder in the sky."

"Can I borrow external force?"

"Of course, but who can withstand that thing." Xin Chen scratched his head: "I've never heard of anyone who seriously borrowed external force to resist the punishment and catastrophe of heaven."

"Not always."

Gu Tao stroked his chin: "As long as it's a serious electrician, it's easy. It's just like playing."

"No way...if you are so capable, all the grass and trees in the world will kneel down and beg you."

"Hey, you still don't believe it."

Then, Gu Tao went into the room and took out a piece of kraft cardboard, then twisted a piece of wire and put it on it: "Come, come, I will simulate the catastrophe for you."

"This is okay too?"

"Is it good to believe in science?"

Gu Tao first dismantled a lamp on the balcony, and then connected the wires behind the lamp to both ends of the cardboard: "Look, we are now spraying conductive liquid on the cardboard to make it wet."

Gu Tao wetted the cardboard with tap water, then he broke the iron wire into a closed trapezoid and placed it on it. The lower contact point was connected to the tap water pipe with several iron wires: "Turn on the switch."

Xin Chen turned on the light switch, and the drenched kraft paper began to be burned quickly, with characteristic lightning tattoos and scorch marks, but the parts surrounded by wires were not affected at all, until most of the paper was burned, The trapezoidal space inside remains intact.

"Turn off."

After turning off the power, Gu Tao picked up the cardboard: "How is it?"

"Is it so miraculous?"

"Basic operation, there has been a related theory on the earth for a long time, it is called a Faraday cage." Gu Tao smiled: "Do you know what the biggest problem is now?"

"what?"

"The melting point of the external conductor must be high, because ball lightning may appear, and the power of that thing is terrifying." Gu Tao picked up the wire: "There is no material on the earth that can withstand it."

Xin Chen's eyes lit up: "Do you have a solution?"

"Think about your girlfriend's material." Gu Tao chuckled, "It's a small thing."

"If it succeeds." Xin Chen took a breath: "You will become the King of Tree Cave."

"What do you mean?"

"The easiest thing in the world to become a spirit is a tree, but most trees can't survive the catastrophe. Tree spirits who have experienced catastrophe and those who have not are simply two game settings. If you can help them survive Heavenly tribulation... goblins cannot owe favors, do you understand what I mean?"

Gu Tao stroked his chin: "Really?"

"Really!" Xin Chen laughed excitedly: "After you get back, you're going to experiment, right?"

"Well." Gu Tao narrowed his eyes: "I don't think it should be difficult. If I really tell you this, I'm afraid we will really become the overlord."

Xin Chen was so excited that he couldn't sleep all night, and kept discussing with Gu Tao how to deal with various catastrophes, but now the easiest thing is wind, thunder and fire. Thunder has a Faraday cage, fire has heat shields, and wind has water drop cabins. On the contrary, the most difficult thing became the calamity of the heart. This kind of calamity from the inside out was really difficult to deal with. Gu Tao was also a little embarrassed for a while.

"Don't think about it for now." Gu Tao looked at the white clouds in the sky, and stretched his waist: "It's dawn, I'll go out and find a way to get some money later, if you really can't, go and serve the rich woman."

"Huh?" Xin Chen froze for a moment, "Why me?"

"You handsome."

(End of this chapter)