Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 327 The Wailing of Low Reptiles

This sudden hijacking signal confused those on these warships, especially when the word "lower reptile" appeared, the fleet commander's mind was buzzing.

Inferior reptiles... This is what they used to call the humble earth people, but now people are used on themselves. This is a shame. According to the core idea of ​​​​their civilization, they are so humiliated. It is possible to start a war directly, but let alone start a war now, they can’t even control spaceships and weapons. Hundreds of people just look at the virtualized character’s head on all the screens and talk, full of heart. the sadness.

"I repeat, here is the information from the third higher nebula of the centaur. Give up your resistance thinking and put down your arms, otherwise I will judge your aggression on behalf of the third higher nebula of the centaur."

The language Gu Tao spoke was automatically translated into their language, but the oppressive feeling of being a super advanced civilization was everywhere.Several battleships slowly docked on the uninhabited desert island, and then the automation device on the ship started to operate, and began to hide several huge ships on the deserted island.

"Now, please calm down."

Gu Tao turned to the screen on the window with his hands behind his back. Through the intercepted information, he could see the panic of the aliens on the battleship, so he was not in a hurry, but calmed down and said: "If you choose to cooperate , we can usher in peace."

The captain of the battleship raised his hand, and all the high-level officials on the spaceship sat beside him, quietly listening to the speech of this advanced centaur civilization.

"Maybe you don't realize that the earth is the last refuge of your civilization. The home you want to return to may no longer exist now."

Following Gu Tao’s words, pictures of the universe destroying galactic civilizations appeared on the monitors of several battleships. Meteor showers generally rampage in the galaxy. The energy and impact they set off are like bullets passing through a piece of paper, tearing those self-proclaimed advanced civilizations to pieces, and the stellar storm erupting from the stars is four thousand degrees. High temperatures and waves of 90.00 kilometers per second swept across the entire star system, super-large alien novas rushed into the galaxy and sucked all the planets together, etc. These disasters are real in the universe, and these are also centaurs The nightmare the galaxy has lived through.

And the high-level people in the battleship, seeing this scene in front of them, all stood on the spot blankly, and the flagship command cabin was dead silent.

"Maybe you don't want to believe it, but please see the data I collected from your galaxy."

Soon, a large amount of data was forcibly entered into the information database of the battleship, and the information database automatically deciphered and released the picture. In the picture, their real star system no longer exists, and there is only one hot star wandering alone In the universe, judging from the radiation data of this star, isn't it the parent star of their civilization?

"Just like me, you are also wanderers in the universe."

Gu Tao’s words completely broke these people. The technicians and scientific research personnel on the spaceship were frantically transcribing, calculating and analyzing the data, trying to prove that these were forged. Wrong, their world was destroyed...

"Actually, even if I don't provide you with these data, you should be able to imagine, reptiles. The probability of life being born in the universe is one in 6000 million, but the probability of being born as a fragile creature like human beings is one in 6000 million One in 6000 million, why are you so lucky to be transported to another galaxy with humans after a cosmic storm?"

Gu Tao is right. Although the level of the scientists on the battleship is far lower than that of the centaur, they are also the masters who have developed the warp speed movement. Don't they know this simple probability?In other words, the things on them were all selectively carried out by human manipulation. Before the galaxy was destroyed, they were transported to another galaxy suitable for their survival, and this galaxy happened to have a group of human beings of the same origin. Even though human civilization in this world is still in its infancy, at least it is not ruled by a group of lizards with scales and tails.

"If your civilization has hypothetical deduction theory, then you should know that this is a brother civilization. A civilization with a high level of technology should not use the dark forest system when facing brother civilizations, but should automatically enter the zoo Hypothetical system. The war between the same races is stupid and barbaric, but you have regarded the civilization of the earth as an opposing civilization from the beginning to the end, and even threatened to clean up this civilization." Gu Tao sneered: "Sorry, if this is the case, I This kind of thing will not be allowed to happen. Your inferior technology is not worth mentioning in front of me, your strong ships and guns are just children's toys in my eyes, and your ridiculous civilization is nothing more than me in my cognition. It is a drop in the ocean, and I can wipe out the last torch of your civilization without any pressure, and let your light go out from now on."

The captain of the battleship suddenly stood up, panting and looking at Gu Tao: "What do you want?"

"Peace." Gu Tao's simple answer: "I have already transferred the relevant content to your database, and I will give you 10 minutes to watch it."

After finishing speaking, Gu Tao stopped talking to them, but went to the coffee machine in the room and took a cup of hot coffee by himself, then folded his arms and said to Hao Yang who was sitting next to him dumbfounded: "Then what are you looking at me for?" ?”

Hao Yang is in an out-of-body state now, and he is not blind, of course he saw what Gu Tao did just now.As for what he did...I'm afraid those heads of government will probably explode if they find out. After all, no one would have thought that such a down-to-earth person would be a civilization that completely surpassed the group of aliens who are unattainable in the eyes of earthlings The above-mentioned people, while drinking a drink, took care of the headaches of the five permanent members.

"You... an alien?"

"Ang." Gu Tao took a sip of coffee: "Aliens."

"That, that, that, that..." Hao Yang didn't know what to say at all.

On the contrary, Gu Tao walked over and patted him on the shoulder with an indifferent face: "Little comrade, you still don't know how to think. No matter who I am, I am a person first, and this premise will not change. You You’ve known me for a long time, so you really don’t know what kind of person I am?”

"Just because I know..."

Yes, Hao Yang was shocked just because he knew it. Judging from the power shown by Gu Tao just now, the things in his hands far surpassed those bluffing aliens, even those aliens driving battleships. It was just for him to play casually, without even a chance to resist.

What does it mean to have no chance to resist?Two heavyweight boxing champions were locked in a fight in the ring, and even if there was a winner in the end, it didn't matter.But when a heavyweight boxing champion and a 45-year-old smoker who has been taking drugs for seven years stand in the ring, there is no chance of resistance.And what Gu Tao is showing now is exactly that heavyweight boxing champion.

"Cosmic people, people with superpowers..." Hao Yang moved his mouth: "There is only one future person missing."

"Are you scared?" Gu Tao held the cup in one hand and put the other in his pocket: "It's still too late to quit, but the premise is that you keep it secret."

"No." Hao Yang stood up suddenly: "It's so cool!!!"

From just now, Gu Tao has satisfied all the fantasies of a middle school boy, the dark shock brought by Cthulhu's big eyeballs, the sci-fi sense brought by high-end alien civilization, and the superpower brought by superpowers. Deterrence, isn't this what he has been fantasizing about since he was a child?
"I……"

Hao Yang walked around the room excitedly. He seemed to say that he worshiped Gu Tao as his teacher just now, but after thinking about it, he felt very strange.I want to say that I want to be his student, but I don’t think it’s formal enough. This makes Hao Yang tangled up now, coupled with his confused mind, he blurted out when he was excited and excited:

"Be my godfather!"

"Huh?" Gu Tao almost spit out his coffee, "What did you say?"

"I, I, I... I'm sorry."

Gu Tao smiled and shook his head: "Calm down."

After Hao Yang took several deep breaths, he raised his head and looked at Gu Tao: "I also want to be like you."

"This process is very painful."

"I'm not afraid!"

Hao Yang, who is already 24 years old, is like a stubborn child. His bright eyes are full of yearning and longing. Gu Tao tilted his head and looked at him for a while: "Let's talk about it when we get back."

"it is good!"

In the process of babbling, Gu Tao's 10 minutes limit has arrived, and the aliens on those battleships have probably finished reading the stinky-named "Tell Low Reptiles Not to Mess Around", or they may be killed. Get rid of the white paper".

The content here is much harsher than the content of the security agreement given to Gu Luoluo. There are many restrictions on their civilization's activities on the earth, and the handling of errors at all levels can be said to be quite detailed.In addition to the rules to be followed, the above has also released some restrictions on activities on the earth.

But there are a few red lines, such as conducting human experiments, resurrecting the dead, mind control experiments, launching wars, selling weapons, selling technology to extremist organizations (countries), assisting people on earth to complete the above-mentioned related experiments, conducting religious propaganda in public, Proselytizing, etc., etc., activities in the 23 subcategories of the [-]th National Congress of the Communist Party of China are absolutely not allowed.Anyone who violates the regulations and causes subsequent uncontrollable results will have their civilization wiped out.

"Okay, everyone." Gu Tao's image appeared on the screen again: "Everyone has finished watching, now please make your plans again, then we will see you again."

After finishing speaking, Gu Tao was about to close the communication. Before closing, he made a line of words "I'm watching you" start running on the screen.

"Okay, Satania, cut off the communication. By the way, change their Tifa to Wang Cuihua."

"It has been implemented, and the highest authority has been controlled. They cannot use weapons of mass destruction without your consent."

"So be it."

Gu Tao cut off the communication, sat down on the sofa, looked at Gu Luoluo who was slowly waking up next to him: "Hao Yang, what should I do with this little girl?"

Hao Yang thought for a while, then raised his head and meditated again for a moment, showing a struggling expression.

"Speak, tell the truth."

"As a sacrifice, to worship the heavens."

Gu Tao jumped up and hit his head with a bullet, and said angrily: "You are a policeman!"

"I was wrong." Hao Yang scratched his head: "I don't know."

"She attacked the law enforcement officers of the country, which counts as assaulting the police. If I take it back, someone will say that I am interested in sex again." Gu Tao raised his hand: "You are tied up and sent to the six to play."

"Oh."

Ten minutes later, Gu Luoluo, who was tied up, appeared in front of Gu Tao. She had a vicious expression on her face and gritted her teeth.

Gu Tao looked at the buttons on her body, gave Hao Yang a strange look, and silently gave a thumbs up: "Young people know a lot."

Hao Yang touched his head and smiled, "I'm afraid she might run away."

"Can't run away." Gu Tao waved his hand: "Send it to the sixth son."

And after they left, the atmosphere in those alien fleets became solemn. The high-level executives sat together with gloomy expressions.When they first came to Earth before, they all carried the so-called "superiority of advanced civilization", but now they find that they are actually younger brothers...

This feels like a person who has practiced the Six Meridians Excalibur for 30 years and is ready to go out to sweep the rivers and lakes, but after going out, he finds that the whole world has begun to cultivate immortals, and the average person is in the Nascent Soul stage.

I practiced, and it took me a second to slap, so there is nothing to say.

Of course, this is all secondary. What is more important is that they found that their core database has been modified, the highest authority is gone, and the name of the smart assistant has also been changed. Handsome navigator XXX/maintainer XXX/operator XXX/commander XXX, hello, I am your loyal assistant Tifa.The male version is Hello, I am your loyal assistant Andy.But now they find that the girl version of their assistant has become a turtle grandson, what's the matter, I'm Wang Cuihua.The male version is Tie Zi, what are you doing, I am Zhang Jianguo.

It cannot be changed, replaced, reinstalled or formatted.

In other words, as long as they use this assistant, their ears will hear Henan dialect and Northeastern dialect, even if they read their own civilized language, it will still sound like this.

This is really humiliating.

And the second bad news came one after another when they were about to cry, that is, Gu Luoluo, a combatant of the SH node in the Asian region of the earth, was arrested for assaulting the police and is now awaiting trial.This is according to their style two hours ago. This group of people will definitely launch a warship, take mechanical soldiers and drive the warship to the sky above SH, and ask the local government to release people. If they don’t let people go, then they will teach that country a lesson. .

But now...

"Commander, what should we do?"

"What else can I do!" Fleet commander's face was gloomy: "How can you attack the police? You must abide by local laws and regulations, understand? You people don't understand the rules! Go, prepare for the full channel broadcast, I want to speak. Gu Luoluo's matter, let her solve it by herself, and then send a special commissioner there."

(End of this chapter)