Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 410 Let's learn to meow together, meow meow meow together
Gu Tao was spreading out a chair in the shade to read a book, when a fat cat staggered to the side, fell down beside the chair, yawned, and swept its tail back and forth.

"You are a senior archbishop, don't be so unmotivated."

The cat raised his head and glanced at Gu Tao: "I hate humans."

"Cats hate humans."

"I'm not a cat."

"But you are now." Gu Tao turned a page of the book: "Do you have any revenge plan?"

"Not yet, but maybe in the future."

But at this time, a footstep came in a hurry, and the conversation between Gu Tao and Sha Mao ended immediately, and then I saw Xiuchen running up, bouncing up, holding a lunch box, after seeing Gu Tao, she obviously restrained herself He asked cautiously: "Teacher Gu, I'm here to feed the rhubarb..."

"Hey." Gu Tao raised his eyelids and glanced at her: "Just don't torture it."

"Ok!"

Xiuchen squatted next to me and opened the lunch box, and a big oily chicken leg appeared inside. The octopus archbishop immediately jumped up from the ground with amazing jumping power, meowed and put it into the lunch box and started to eat the chicken leg. He ate very much. Xiu Chen, who was squatting next to him happily, stretched out his hand to touch his head. The archbishop did not resist, but instead rubbed his head against his hand.

"Teacher, I'm going to class first."

"Go."

After Xiuchen left, Gu Tao kicked the archbishop who was licking his paw: "Why are you so worthless, you really eat?"

"That's right." The archbishop ate a whole chicken leg despite eating, and was kicked by Gu Tao, and he lay down on the ground: "Anyway, it's like this, it's better than being soaked in a water tank in the dark. It’s good, and I wouldn’t eat it if it wasn’t for the cleanliness of the food.”

Speaking of which, it has been more than 50 years since the Archbishop Octopus was discovered. During the past 50 years, he has been soaked in a water tank. As an advanced intelligent creature, he has already adapted to how to please humans, and even learned a variety of human languages.As for why he didn't run away, where could he go?His spirit has been severely traumatized, and his superpowers are not stable. Without the support of external devices, it is difficult for him to survive. The lifeboat has already been destroyed and used for research. His situation can be said to be worse than that of Gu Tao suffered ten thousand times.

And why the octopus archbishop appears here in the form of a cat? This is because of a research project of Tifa’s sister, who said it was to restore the octopus archbishop’s nerve center ability, so he forcibly extracted his consciousness, and then... without superpowers Under the condition of maintaining, his body decayed at a rate of [-]% per minute.

At that time, the octopus guy cried in the virtual arena and told Gu Tao and the others to kill him, so that he should not be tortured anymore.But Tifa felt a little sorry, so he proposed to use laboratory materials to synthesize a body for him, and he could choose what type he wanted.

In the beginning, the design body was actually human, but he instinctively had great fear and hatred for human beings, so he asked whether it could be changed to someone who despises and hates human beings no matter what, and can avoid contact with human beings. species.

So Zongmao appeared. With the support of consciousness super power and Sister Tifa's enhanced technology, this fat orange cat weighing [-] kilograms should be called the strongest orange cat on the ground. A safety lock is installed around his neck, making his super powers impossible to use.

But fortunately, the octopus guy is quite satisfied with this body, because he can breathe freely in the air, will not be killed by ultraviolet rays, and can even eat a lot of delicious food.You know, what he has eaten most in the past 50 years is dried earthworms.But he is not without quirks, that is, he has high requirements on the quality of food, which must be clean and not too spicy. He likes Cantonese-style steamed dishes and hates Sichuan-style spicy dishes, and he also hates pickled food extremely.

And now everyone in the school knows that the big fat cat that Gu Tao brought is a eccentric guy. After all, no one has ever seen a cat that is so picky about eating. , be sure to drink clean cold boiled water and mineral water. Drinks are welcome, but if you don’t drink Oriental leaves, you will never drink tap water.

"You are spiritual creatures, right?"

"Not exactly, but unlike disgusting humans, our will is the subject, and mental states change physical states."

"No wonder your flesh is so perishable."

"Don't mention it, okay?" The Archbishop flicked his tail, "That's my body, but it's really disgusting for you to use it for spectral analysis."

Gu Tao laughed: "Didn't I apologize to you, that's fine... What else do you have to say now? Find a way to live."

"Yes, live! Destroy human beings!!!"

"Okay, okay, destroy human beings." Gu Tao perfunctory, and then suddenly put down the book: "Well, as the archbishop, you are the pope above, and above that is the judge and arbitrator. You should be very strong, right?"

"Yes, do you want to taste my extraordinary strike?"

"Hehe." Gu Tao laughed and said, "Did you sleep for too long? We have evolved to a second-level civilization, you rubbish in the middle of a third-level civilization."

"Open your eyes and take a good look. The main civilization of human beings is only level five." The big fat cat stretched out its paws and held it viciously: "My brothers and I once destroyed countless level five civilizations. Those human beings are helplessly wailing, meow... meow... meow..."

He laughed and cried out suddenly, Gu Tao was stunned for a moment, but soon saw the sausage rushing up, squatting in front of the big yellow cat for a while, and then she suddenly turned into a black cat, bright The paw was aimed at the nose of the octopus archbishop all at once.

"Hahahahaha..." The little black cat laughed wildly and ran away.

"Oh my god! Don't stop me! I fucked her!!!"

The octopus archbishop scratched the ground frantically, while Gu Tao tugged at his tail to prevent him from chasing him out.Although I don't know why Ham Sausage is so boring, but generally speaking, Gu Tao can't let such a thing bully Ham Sausage.

This guy is really pitiful. Their technology is not weak. After all, they were able to fight back and forth with the Human Alliance back then, and they could not tell the winner for hundreds of years.Moreover, they are all born with superpowers, and they are extremely powerful fighters. If a low-level acolyte fights against human soldiers, it will take more than fifty human soldiers to destroy the acolyte.And the guy in front of Gu Tao is the archbishop, who is qualified to command a stellar war.

But now he started to fight a 16-year-old girl because of mental damage...

"Stop making trouble, I asked Lao Zheng to steam a fish for you alone tonight."

"Steamed fish?" Fat Cat turned around and glanced at Gu Tao: "Don't lie to me."

"What did I lie to you for?"

"For the sake of the steamed fish." Fat Mao lay down again and looked ahead quietly.

Gu Tao threw him a book: "Just read a book if you have nothing to do."

"Human stinky civilization, don't look at it!"

"You have a lot of backbone. Let me ask you, how strong can you be if your spirit is intact?"

The fat cat stretched out its paw and pointed at the Qinling Mountains not far away: "I can make the mountain range in front of you fly into the sky and hit you on the head."

"What about the arbitrator?"

"He can make Mars come flying and hit the Earth."

Hmm... It really is the existence of the pinnacle of super civilization, and the image of a particle storm destroying a star field is still fresh in Gu Tao's memory.In the data, after their arbiter was captured, no one dared to talk to him, and the arbiter also chose to commit suicide. There seems to be some legend at that time, saying that both the arbiter and the judge said before they died The same sentence, but this sentence was not recorded in the language of the octopus monster, so after Gu Tao suddenly thought of this question, he opened the file: "Listen to this sentence."

When Archbishop Octopus heard the words of the arbiter that Gu Tao played to him, Archbishop Octopus immediately stood up: "Barokami!"

"What the hell?"

"Our Arbiter! This is our Arbiter!!! You actually killed our Arbiter!"

"War, little brother." Gu Tao sighed: "And he has been dead for more than 800 years, please translate what he said."

"Curse, this is a curse. A curse for the entire human race, hahahaha... You are a cursed race." The octopus archbishop's mental state seems to be a bit repeated: "The Almighty Creator will not forgive cruel races. Humans! You It will surely lead to destruction!”

Gu Tao was silent for a moment: "The curse has taken effect."

"Then let me ask you, why is there a few pitch differences between what the judge said and what he said?" Gu Tao played the recording of the judge again for the octopus guy: "Listen."

"Huh?" After listening to the octopus guy, he hesitated: "Why did the judge give you salvation?"

"What do you mean?"

The curse of the judge is the same as that of the arbiter. This is the language of God, and the details are those few tones.The tones are different, and the meanings are completely different. The octopus fell silent for a while, then raised his head and said, "The Almighty Creator will not forgive cruel races."Human beings, you will perish like us before you wake up. May there be no more wars in the world. "

Two people have two sentences, a few words are different, and the meaning is completely different.Gu Tao stroked his chin and said, "The language of God?"

"Yes, human beings are just a joke of the creator, and we are the firstborn sons of the gods!!! The will of the ancestors will summon the wrath of the gods!"

Although I don't know what the god the octopus guy is talking about, judging from the current state, the once glorious and powerful alliance of human beings has disappeared, and the curse has taken effect, and the content of the second curse... probably can explain the existence of human beings. There is only one fifth-class civilization left?
Gu Tao felt that this subject was too illusory, and he couldn't answer it with his current ability, but he could be sure that the curse given by the two ancestors with superpowers was truly fulfilled.However, the grand wish of wishing there would be no more wars in the world is really enough to make even Gu Tao, who is a natural enemy, stand in awe.

But war can't be eliminated so easily...

"Hey hey... little cat..."

Gu Tao's voice scared the octopus to the point of death. He ran to the corner and looked at him cautiously: "I'm warning you, don't mess around. I will attack you."

She looked at the collar on his body: "How are you going to attack me?"

The octopus quickly showed his claws...

Gu Tao, who had a fight with the cat, took the Octopus to the class, then threw the defeated Octopus onto the podium, and clapped his hands vigorously: "Don't call it Dahuang, its name is Octopus. "

"Why... take such an ugly name."

Xiu Chen was extremely indignant at this name. Just now, she had been thinking about naming this big cat Yiyiyun, but now... Squidward is really a very salty name.

"I think it's pretty good." Ham sausage grinned at the octopus guy, but the octopus guy didn't want to talk to her.

"Okay." Gu Tao coughed and cleared his throat: "Stop playing with him. There's one more thing. You can't take off this collar no matter what, and you can't take it off at any time."

Although the collar is strong enough to resist steel clamps, these little things have superpowers, and they will be taken off if they are not in order.Although the octopus guy has a mental problem now, he is extremely hostile to human beings, and he will do something unreasonable if he is not in order. Moreover, as an archbishop and executive officer, his ability is absolutely beyond doubt.If it was at its peak, Phoenix would probably have to be beaten by him.

However, he has been subjected to experiments for so many years, and there is one thing that Gu Tao does not need to say, that is, he will not expose himself in front of people who do not know his identity. Although he does not have complete freedom now, at least he does not need to be exposed anymore. In a cold, dark basement.

As an advanced intelligent life, this is a kind of torture.

And although the octopus guy is hostile to humans, Gu Tao didn't deal with him. First of all, this trash...has a high value. The last fire of another species' civilization is precious, and he understands the analysis of all superpowers And composition, the degree of understanding even surpassed the centaur civilization.

In the past few days, if there is anything that shocked Gu Tao or even subverted the three views, then it is the octopus guy who said that extraordinaryness is not only evolved, but also a gift of God, which touched Gu Tao's knowledge blind spot, because all There is no such data in the database.

But as a scientist, Gu Tao's habit is definitely not to deny the unknown. He carefully checked the information and sorted out a lot of data. He did find some records about the superpowers bestowed by heaven, but there is no way to verify them now.

When theology and science are twisted together, it actually means that technology is not advanced enough. Gu Tao feels that he is troubled by this aspect now, but there is no way. The technology of the home planet has reached its end and there is no possibility of further development. Earth's technology still has a long way to go, and he can't wait for that day, so the only thing he can do now is to add the theological system to the occult system and explain it with the dialectical thinking of occultism.

But after all, he is not some eminent monk who has attained the Tao. There are many things that need to be enlightened, and he cannot understand them.

(End of this chapter)