Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 413 Enemy Attack!

"Hey! Why are you impersonating Sect Master Gu?"

On the way to the cafeteria, An Ruxue poked Gu Tao's waist with her finger from behind: "You are so shameless, you dare to say 'Gu Tao, hello, Principal Li', security dog, don't you look at you What is your identity, you are at most the little follower behind Sect Master Gu!"

"Yes, yes..." Gu Tao was so annoyed by her: "I didn't say that, you haven't seen him, so why do you worship him?"

"You know what a fart. It is said that he usually lives in a simple way, and few people have seen him. It is not something we can see whenever we want."

"He's not that mysterious, do you want to see him?"

An Ruxue thought for a while: "Think..."

"I'll take you there."

"No, no, no..." An Ruxue shook her head: "If I don't know what to say in front of him, it's too vulgar to ask for an autograph. I can't say that Sect Master Gu is going to give birth to a monkey for you. People don't necessarily see it." He can have sex with me, and he has a wife."

"Yeah." Gu Tao nodded: "He's not very perverted, he won't like young teeth like you."

"Hey!" An Ruxue pinched the flesh on Gu Tao's waist: "Why did this sentence come out of your mouth so harsh! You are obviously cousins, why are you two so different?"

"He's not as good as me." Gu Tao pointed at himself: "Your Gu Zongzhu is not as handsome as I am."

"Bullshit!" An Ruxue jumped into a rage: "Who is he? The master of a sect, with thousands of masters under him, who became famous at a young age, proud of his talents, and unrestrained. What about you? A dog security guard, who wants money but doesn't get it. You are a mother, with a pretty face, what else is there besides a girlfriend with big breasts? What are you!"

"Yes yes yes yes..." Gu Tao stroked the back of his head: "I'm so unbearable."

"Actually, it's not that unbearable, but you have to see who you're comparing with. You're comparing yourself with Sect Master Gu. Although he's a big brother, you still have to be a little self-conscious. To be honest, everyone knows Sect Master Gu, how many people know him?" You Gu ginseng? The eyes of the masses are discerning. You are a little capable, but I think it’s better not to be too inflated. Is it difficult to admit that others are excellent?" An Ruxue began to be persuasive: "What's more, he is your brother, you are more You should be more modest and frankly admit that you are not as good as him, at worst, just work harder in the future."

"Yes yes yes...you educated."

"Do you know the big guys who came here a while ago?"

"I know."

"Then you should also know the relationship between Sect Master Li and the person in charge of Sect Master Gu's base, Jing Yuan, and Sect Master Gu?" An Ruxue said with a mysterious face: "I heard that Sect Master Li is actually a woman. Men's clothing also married Jingyuan, in fact, to be able to be with Sect Master Gu, and she gave birth to a daughter for Sect Master Gu. You said, let another Sect Master be with him regardless of his status and face, Gu Sect Master How good is the suzerain?"

"Shouldn't he be a scumbag?" Gu Tao said dumbfoundedly while holding the dinner plate, "They all say my brother is a scumbag."

"That's envy." An Ruxue spat: "Don't say that my three views are not right, a man who is trash himself is called a scumbag, like Sect Master Gu, I think it's quite understandable."

In fact... Gu Tao is really fucking wronged. Up to now, he has three girlfriends in name, which can even be ruled out.Weiwei is undoubtedly the main palace, and she is also the wife that Gu Tao recognizes psychologically and physically. For the six sons... Gu Tao thinks that the six sons regard themselves as one of the harems. .

As for the others, where did all the gossip come from? To be honest, Gu Tao really regarded Xiu Ling as a buddy, and Jing Yuan was a colleague, so they should think so too.How did this group of people talk about a love triangle between a rich family and a fake marriage with real children, and they are relying on Gu Tao for everything?
This script is wrong, director.

And to say the least, this is all true.Gu Tao is the most aggrieved one. He bears the notoriety that his age should not bear, but he has not gained any benefits. He has never touched Xiuling's milk or pinched Jingyuan's ass. How can this become scum Now a man?

The key point is that I can't explain it yet, and once I explain it, it's just chaos and abandonment. The words that Sect Master Gu is such a scumbag, Sect Master Li gave birth to his children, and he won't admit it when he puts on his pants will have to appear.

To be honest, Gu Tao is a contractualist. Many years ago, Wei Wei told him not to hook up with girls outside, so he really never hooked up with any more girls.Wei Wei and Liu Zi are a certainty, and Eucalyptus is also a good girl who deserves to live and die together. Apart from these few people, Gu Tao really doesn't have any unreasonable thoughts.

How did you become a scumbag!

Moreover, the children were all born by Weiwei, and I took care of them little by little for more than a year. How could they be born by Li Xiuling's grandson who picked up a ready-made grandson?This isn’t fair to Weiwei either!
That's right, it's that guy who takes his sister around the market all day long, and even encourages the whole Kunlun to spoil her sister. Who can not misunderstand this?As time goes by, no one will believe it even if it is said that the child is not his. A normal person would spoil other people's child like that. She has no milk now. Chase my sister and feed.

I really have a bag in my head.

"Tomorrow Saturday, you won't go back?"

"I won't go back tomorrow, I'll take this group of kids out to play in the mountains." Gu Tao ate a meatball: "You want to go back?"

Before, it was because of the child that Gu Tao had to go back often, but now... the younger brother was taken by some aliens to the Centaur to travel in space consciously, and the older sister was taken by Zongzhu Li to Kunlun as a young princess, and Weiwei re-entered the tension At work, Liu Zi has been so busy that he hasn't seen it for a while, and Sister An happened to be playing with her children around the school these days.Naturally, Gu Tao didn't need to go back, what would he do when he went back?Accompany Xin Chen to have sex in double row at home?
"I'm not going back either, my dad asked me to go on a blind date again." An Ruxue sighed: "It would be great if I could grow up with Sect Master Gu."

"You can do it..." Gu Tao groaned: "Goosebumps are rising, why are you so disgusting."

"Guan Baoan, don't you know what chasing stars is?" An Ruxue gave Gu Tao a white look: "Earth dog."

To chase stars, you have to meet them first before chasing them. Just rely on the things on the market such as "Two or Three Things Between Me and Sect Master Gu", "Xiaoyao Xiaogu Tao", "shaoF Spiritual Cultivation", "Shame-bearing Destiny" and so on. If you come to chase stars, I’m afraid you’re not chasing a porn star.

While talking, Principal Li also came over with a plate and sat beside An Ruxue: "Okay, two teachers."

"Hello, Principal Li." Gu Tao greeted with a smile, "What's the matter?"

"I just took a look at the kitchen environment. Hygiene still needs to be improved, but Lao Zheng's craftsmanship is pretty good." Principal Li picked up a piece of tender stuff and put it in his mouth: "What is this? It tastes pretty good. "

Gu Tao was silent for a long time, and then smiled awkwardly...

"Huh?" An Ruxue was too busy chasing stars before, so she forgot what to eat today. She picked up a piece of meat and asked Lao Zheng, "Old Zheng, what kind of meat is this? It's delicious."

"Snake meat." Old Zheng's voice came from the dining window: "I caught a few snakes last night and fed them to the little ones."

As soon as the words fell, Principal Li's face changed suddenly, she covered her mouth and stood up: "Excuse me..."

An Ruxue pointed at Gu Tao: "You already knew that, didn't you?"

"I found out last night." Gu Tao coughed: "Old Zheng told me that he left me two bottles of snake wine..."

"Principal Li must hate you to death."

"Why do you hate me..." Gu Tao blinked, "I didn't let her eat it."

After Principal Li came back, he went directly into the back kitchen and had an in-depth exchange with Lao Zheng. Lao Zheng was not an unreasonable person, and promised Principal Li that he would not catch snakes and eat them again, but eels are indispensable. This eel, it's a good thing, although it's not as tasty as a snake in general, but...

When she came back, Principal Li's face was pale, and she couldn't eat anymore, because her meal was full of snake soup, so eating two steamed buns was considered a meal, and her untouched meal was naturally cheap Met the octopus wandering in the cafeteria...

The octopus guy has become a school bully. Ever since he won the ham sausage, he has started to walk with arrogance. He never lets people walk on the road. He will do whoever dares to challenge him. Boys, whoever is not beaten by the octopus guy now Scratching, it is synonymous with coercion, even Siyuan, who is the most generous and righteous, has blocked the way of the octopus once under the instigation of those bastards.

"Octopus man, come here." Chen Lili was shaking an egg in her hand: "No more."

The octopus guy glanced at it, then raised his head proudly, not bothering to eat it.But when Xiuchen secretly took out the chicken wings he had saved, the octopus ran over meowing, showing no trace of pride.

"Why is your cat so cheap, just like you." An Ruxue looked at the octopus who was twisting his fat butt and eating chicken wings: "This is the most disgusting cat I've ever seen."

"Yes." Gu Tao nodded: "I've never seen a cat that hates him more than him. Ask Lao Zheng if there is any way to eat cats."

"Dragon and tiger fight." An Ruxue said without thinking, "Eat."

Before she finished speaking, a huge figure suddenly fell from the sky and hit An Ruxue on the face. She let out a oops, but when she looked up, she found that the octopus ran away. She picked up the broom and rushed out without saying a word, and then One person and one cat started a protracted chase.

"It's nice to be young." Gu Tao sighed, and said to Principal Li: "It's full of joy."

Principal Li gave him a deep look: "Yes."
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The next day the school organized the first group outdoor activity. The mountains in midsummer were actually not that hot, the stream was cold, there were coin-sized crabs over the rocks, and there was a barbecue on a small fire. Girls The boys sat by the stream and frolicked in the water with their smooth calves exposed. The boys fiddled with food. As a guide, Lao Zheng repeatedly asked to pay attention to fire prevention, while Gu Tao sat by the stream and played the guitar and sang. , white shirt, capri pants and a broken guitar, and then sing a beautiful Thoreau River.

Like in The Sun Also Rises.

The laughter of girls, the yelling of boys, the chirping of cicadas and birds in the valley, the flowing brook, the sound of guitars, singing and the rustling of leaves in the wind are probably the best medicine to forget all troubles.

"Teacher Gu, why is your guitar so broken?" Liu Qian sat next to Gu Tao, looking at his broken guitar: "Can't you replace it with a better one?"

Gu Tao looked down at his broken guitar, and laughed: "The value of a thing, in addition to materials, craftsmanship, and history, is also the memory carried on it. If you take something out, it can save you. When all the memories of the past are awakened, then its value is very high. Like this guitar, it reminds me repeatedly of what I wanted to do in the first place.”

"Then what do you want to do?"

"Sing." Gu Tao cast his eyes on the remote control: "Be a bard."

Gu Tao laughed, but he didn't say much, so far he hasn't forgotten what he desires most.There is still a heat wave in his heart, but there is no condition to realize it for the time being.

Romantics are always able to attract the attention of young girls. Gu Tao's words have a magical liberal atmosphere, and the girls' minds suddenly follow him, and then look back at those disgraced faces who are playing obscene ups and downs. When playing the boys in the small game, I suddenly felt that they were a pile of bullshit...

"Teacher Gu, I'll give you ten yuan, and you can play another song." Chen Lili handed over a ten yuan sheet: "Anything is fine."

"Good boss." Gu Tao took the money: "How about Red River Valley?"

"Okay, okay! Everything is fine."

Xiu Chen hugged his knees and looked at Gu Tao's side face. Although he was a bit annoying at ordinary times, Teacher Gu was really handsome at this time. Although his age was unknown, he was illuminated by the mottled and shaking sunlight It actually has a gushing youthful look, which is very dazzling.

So she secretly took out her mobile phone, took a picture of Gu Tao's profile, and then sent it to Xiu Ling, saying, "Brother, our teacher is so handsome."

Xiu Ling came back to take a selfie of himself in men's clothing: "I'm more handsome! Don't look at him."

Xiu Chen couldn't help crying or laughing and rolled his eyes... He muttered: "Fucking straight man..."

The activity lasted until night, the tents were set up, insect-proof incense was lit around, and the students also nailed a fence with suggested materials. It is very possible that there are snakes, insects, rats, ants, night owls and beasts that can cause harm to them, but field protection is also one of their courses, and this happens to be an opportunity to practice.

Principal Li sat on a stone and looked at the quiet lake. Gu Tao had just picked up An Ruxue, who was able to climb the tree but could not get down. Everything seemed quiet and peaceful.

"Dog security... I'm so scared." An Ruxue cried, "I don't know how I climbed so high."

"It's only three or four meters, what are you afraid of?"

"I'm just afraid..."

"You are an A-level power user, why don't you do this?"

"Is there a conflict between A-level and A-level fear of heights?"

Faced with An Ruxue's soul problem, Gu Tao thought for a long time, as if there was really no conflict...

"Enemy attack!"

Suddenly, Huang Lei, who was in charge of standing guard, yelled out.An Ruxue stopped crying immediately, and wanted to get up, but Gu Tao reached out to stop her: "It depends on their coping ability."

(End of this chapter)