Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 417 The Long Vacation Begins

In hot August, in the spirit of humanitarianism, Principal Li decided to give the little bastards a ten-day long vacation. Gu Tao had no objections, but he had nowhere to go. No waves, maybe the bad guys are too lazy to move because of the hot weather.

But the good news is that the infrastructure construction of the South Korean base has been basically completed, and the next step is to take people to the field for field inspections.In addition, the code of conduct and control bill for espers drafted by Gu Tao has been submitted by Jing Yuan for review.

The proportion of recent super power crime cases has remained unchanged overall, so Gu Tao is quite relieved.

Viviana's new movie has started again, this time the movie is called "Single Parent Sword Fairy", the protagonist is still selected from Kunlun, but when mentioning the screenwriter and the male lead, Gu Tao smashed the entire phone screen Yes, because the screenwriter this time is Xiu Ling, she has become addicted, not only as an editor, but also as the chief producer.Except that the director invited outsiders to come, he basically contracted all the rest of the work, and the male number one and male number two were people that Gu Tao had never thought of. The No. [-] Little Cthulhu starred.

Xin Chen also went to Sohu's interview before the filming started, and talked a lot about his acting skills in it, and when he was acting as the lead actor for his rookie debut, this guy told the host unabashedly that the boss of the film company is his younger brother's wife.

This is simply a beast...

As for the sixth son, she is now in Fujian, and it is said that she seems to be going to fight against the evil forces in person, so she can't go home, and she is busy with her business all day long.

"Old Zheng, your wine is too powerful."

An Eight Immortals table is placed outdoors, where the cool mountain breeze disperses the heat of August. On the table are a pot of lobster, a pot of snails, a pot of edamame and a pot of salted peanuts, two dozen cold beers, and a bottle of hot Chili shochu, two men sitting outside, shirtless.

The little bastards were taken out on vacation by the principal, and An Ruxue was going to go with them, but was forced by his father to go home for a blind date, and Xiuchen went back to Kunlun.Only old Zheng Gutao and the fat cat were left in the school, but luckily he came to find friends to play again, and stayed with Gu Tao at night.

"Full up, full up." Old Zheng filled Gu Tao's glass of wine: "One sip of chili wine, one sip of crayfish."

"You are also amazing." Gu Tao drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, grinned his teeth and took a breath, his forehead was already covered with sweat: "Traveling in the valley for a day, ten catties of lobsters, and snail eels fish."

"Living in the mountains all my life, I still have this ability."

Old Zheng, when we first met, he knew that he was old and unscrupulous, but as we got to know him more time, Gu Tao actually found that he was also a strange person. He wandered in the mountains all day, and every time he had different All kinds of harvests, and he never gets lost. A straw hat and a few woven bags are his equipment. He goes out early and returns late, and the game in a day or two comes out.Lobsters, eels, frogs, and even rabbits, as well as all kinds of fat worms used for frying, look disgusting, but after being fried and squeezed in the mouth, it is delicious.

"It's boring at night, let's go up the mountain and play around?" Gu Tao said drunkenly, "See if there are any beautiful female ghosts."

"Yes, how can there be no beautiful female ghost." Lao Zheng propped his head with one hand, and with the other hand, he scooped the snail soup onto the white rice with a spoon, stirred it a few times, and his mouth was full of oil: " But it’s not interesting, I’m tired.”

Gu Tao was taken aback: "Huh? Have you ever played with female ghosts?"

Guessing that Old Zheng was also a little confused, he stretched out two fingers wobbly: "At least this number."

"Oh my god..." Gu Tao slapped the table: "Awesome! How does it feel?"

"It's cold." Old Zheng said mysteriously, "Summer is very exciting."

"Bragging."

Gu Tao laughed like a child.

At this time, the button came back. She was carrying a lot of strange flowers and plants in her hands. She glanced at Gu Tao and Lao Zheng strangely, then went into the kitchen. After a while, a strange fragrance spread. When Lao Zheng came out, he felt refreshed when he smelled the smell, while Gu Tao also sniffed: "What is this? It smells so good?"

Soon, Eucalyptus came out with a jug. She walked up to Gu Tao and touched the body of the jug. A layer of hoarfrost immediately hung on the outside of the hot jug. She poured the emerald green liquid in the jug onto Gu Tao. Tao's cup, poured another cup for Lao Zheng, and ran away with the jug...

"Where are you going at night!"

“Dinner with good friends!”

Eucalyptus's voice floated far away, and then there was no sound.And Gu Tao sighed, picked up the cup to look at it for a while, and then took a sip. As soon as this green and poisonous thing entered his mouth, a cold air came out from top to bottom. He was originally sluggish because of alcohol. My spirit was also shocked. After tasting it carefully, I found that this thing had a slight bitterness, but after I took it in, I quickly turned back the sweetness. My mouth was filled with a strange fragrance, and the smell of wine and greasy disappeared immediately, and my limbs felt smooth .

"Huh?" Gu Tao picked up the cup and took a look: "What is this?"

Lao Zheng also picked up his cup and took a sip: "It is said that there is a medicine woman in the depths of the mountain. If someone is bitten by a poisonous snake or insect in the mountain, she will come out and give him a bowl of emerald jade soup. No matter how serious the poison is, As long as she is not dead, she can be saved. It is said that she will only come out when someone is poisoned or sick. No one who deliberately looks for it has ever been found. She once saved a big boss, just like buying her the recipe for this emerald jade soup , but after more than a month of searching in the Qinling Mountains with people, the crested ibis, golden monkey, and giant panda were all found, but the medicine mother-in-law could not be found."

Gu Tao glanced at the drink in his hand: "Because she's a monster... oh, she should be my girlfriend's friend."

"Yeah." Lao Zheng nodded without saying anything, then drank his drink in one gulp, and opened a bottle of beer comfortably: "The wine is sober, let's have another round?"

"Hey!" Gu Tao stood up, biting open a bottle of beer with his teeth: "Old man, no one is afraid of anyone."

In fact, it's about the demon body, it's not a secret here, Gu Tao didn't hide it from anyone, except for the headmaster who hasn't seen him for a short time, everyone basically knows his identity, but this is not what makes him Surprisingly, there is no normal person here except Lao Zheng.

What's more, Lao Zheng is not a normal person. People who have lived in the mountains all their lives have somewhat of a story.

The old and the young drank until midnight, Gu Tao was sleeping on the recliner, Lao Zheng fell unconscious on the table, and the fat cat was also lying beside Gu Tao because he was drunk by Gu Tao He slept on his belly.

The next morning, Gu Tao woke up slowly, the sun was shining on his body fiercely, usually there is no problem in the shade, but the part under the sun was already reddened by the sun, Gu Tao rubbed his hair and wore it. He put on his coat and walked slowly to the bathroom.

The moment he entered, he was ejected by a huge force, and then he saw a petite girl walking out of it, looking at Gu Tao fiercely, wearing a bath towel around her body.

Gu Tao swears that he has never seen this girl...

In just a moment of confusion, she was already fully dressed, without letting Gu Tao see anything.

"Who is it?" Gu Tao pouted, then entered the bathroom and began to wash in a vague manner, not caring that there was an extra person in his room.

But this woman folded her arms, stared at Gu Tao's back at the bathroom door, and said in a frivolous and disdainful voice: "Are you my sister's boyfriend?"

Gu Tao looked back with a mouthful of toothpaste soaked in his mouth, but didn't bother to answer him, and started to rinse his mouth.

"I'm talking to you."

"Ang." Gu Tao reluctantly said, "I'm busy."

Gu Tao, who took cold water to revive his energy all morning, turned his head and began to look at this impolite girl. She is actually very distinctive. First of all, although she is petite, she is definitely not the young-toothed figure like An Ruxue. She is expected Well, the hair...it's short, brown-green, and the eyes are also green, with an obvious imprint of a demon spirit, which is not of the same level as eucalyptus.

"Are you a fairy?" Gu Tao circled around her twice: "There is a fragrance of flowers...you are a flower demon?"

"Pervert you!" She dodged two steps, and then yelled: "Sister Eucalyptus! Come here!!!"

Eucalyptus, who was making breakfast, hurried over and looked at her and Gu Tao with a confused face: "What's wrong?"

"He molested me."

"Hey!" Gu Tao said dumbfoundedly, "You're still spitting blood."

"Impossible." Eucalyptus flicked her head: "He won't do such a thing."

Sure enough, Eucalyptus is still considerate and sensible, Gu Tao would not have done such a thing in the first place.

"He really molested me! I was taking a shower just now, and he rushed right in with evil intentions."

"Hey! I have something to say." Gu Tao stretched out his hand to stop him: "You took a shower in my room and didn't say hello, you said I wanted to molested you?"

Eucalyptus pulled Gu Tao to the side and separated the two of them: "Okay... don't make trouble. Let me introduce you."

With that said, she walked over and pulled the woman over: "She is the local mountain god. You can just call her Xiaojuan. Her body is a ginkgo tree."

Then Yu hugged Gu Tao's arm and said happily, "Xiaojuan, this is my boyfriend!"

"Okay, okay, I got it." Xiao Juan waved his hand impatiently: "Dirty man."

I'll hit you with a shock cannon!Gu Tao cursed silently in his heart.

"Don't say that about him." Eucalyptus frowned, and demon lines appeared on his forehead: "I will be angry."

"Okay, okay." Gu Tao held her hand: "Sister Eucalyptus is not angry, I am hungry."

"Are you hungry?" Eucalyptus looked up at Gu Tao tenderly, "I'll get you some porridge."

"Remember to ask Lao Zheng to have dinner with you."

"Oh, I see."

After leaving, Xiaojuan squinted his eyes and looked at Gu Tao: "What kind of medicine did you give my elder sister!"

"Why are you so hostile to me?" Gu Tao moved the chair and sat down: "I don't even know you."

"People don't have good things." There were traces of vines on Xiao Juan's face: "Sister Yu will be deceived by you, but I won't. I will kill now..."

Before she could finish her sentence, Gu Tao suddenly threw a piece of iron on her body, and then she suddenly froze, unable to move except her eyes.

"Little friend." Gu Tao raised his legs: "Did you not find out what I do before you come?"

At this moment, Eucalyptus put in a bowl of Babaoshanzhen porridge, and was stunned for a moment when he saw the appearance of Xiaojuan, and looked up at Gu Tao: "What's wrong..."

"She's going to attack me." Gu Tao pointed at Xiao Juan: "Look at her appearance."

At this moment, Xiao Juan's posture is fixed, he can't say anything, his whole body is like a sculpture.Seeing her appearance, Eucalyptus also sighed: "She just said that her body was seriously injured. If I didn't find out, she would have died. Now Xiaojuan has no mana. You put Let her go."

Gu Tao went over and took off the patch from Xiao Juan, Xiao Juan immediately fell pale and limp on the bed, covered in sweat and panting heavily, as if he had been insulted.

"Don't attack me." Gu Tao picked up the porridge: "But why did the mountain god get hurt?"

"Xiaojuan said that someone chopped her body."

Gu Tao tilted his head and looked at Xiao Juan: "Human? Did you cut the mountain god? There is something wrong with the power setting!"

"No." Eucalyptus sat beside Gu Tao, snuggling into his arms: "Xiaojuan is very kind and cute. She doesn't attack others, and she often saves others. It's just that she was hurt later, and she just Don't like people."

"Oh...she is the mother-in-law that Old Zheng mentioned?"

"What medicine mother?" Eucalyptus looked puzzled.

But Gu Tao just raised his hand: "Forget it, she was seriously injured?"

"Well, it's very heavy. That's why I brought her to you... I just didn't expect her to attack you." Eucalyptus looked at Gu Tao with some guilt: "I'm sorry..."

"Oh...you are my elder sister, how can you say sorry to me." Gu Tao squeezed his face: "I will punish you."

"Okay... how do you want to punish me?"

"Kiss." Gu Tao smiled treacherously.

Eucalyptus is an honest child, and without saying a word, he leaned over and kissed Gu Tao, while Xiaojuan next to him suddenly started crying...

She cried and said, "Sister Eucalyptus, you have changed...you have changed..."

"Hey, you criticize a lot." Gu Tao picked his ears, put the bowl aside, put his arms around Eucalyptus's waist and said, "Didn't you tell her what I do?"

"I forgot... just tell her that my boyfriend can help her." Eucalyptus hugged Gu Tao's waist with his back, and pressed his face to his chest: "Because I know you are the best, so you must be fine. "

A big monster who has been around for thousands of years, such a small bird and a person, is indeed a bit cute in contrast, but she is eucalyptus, everything that happened to eucalyptus sister is normal, not for other reasons, because she is eucalyptus.

"The six sons always say you are stupid." Gu Tao scratched his nose, "But I just realized now that my elder sister is the smartest one."

(End of this chapter)