Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 455

"This is the new teacher, Ma Shuai. He has been assigned to our class and is in charge of the Eastern Secret Arts course."

When Gu Tao brought Ma Shuai to his class, the gang of unscrupulous girls in the class were all excited. Before, they envied Teacher Shentu from Class [-], but now they have a more handsome one, which makes them very happy up.As for the male students, they don't have any special ideas. Anyway, most of them are not very interested in oriental secret arts.

As for why Ma Shuai and the Queen of Nightmare were not allowed to be teachers of major classes, the principal told Gu Tao that there are two reasons. The first is that secret arts are not necessarily suitable for most people to practice. It is a method for the cultivation of demon spirits. After being improved for 33 days, the Dao ancestor inherited and spread it to the human world. If humans directly practice the secret art, there may be problems. The composition of Gu Tao’s class is the most complicated, but at the same time Because Gu Tao is in charge, problems can be corrected in time if they are found.And the second point is that Ma Shuai is really unreliable. He is a giant beast. Although he is not strong in combat because of his apprenticeship with Bai Ze, he is still quite unstable. Moreover, he is a dragon, and dragons are very flamboyant.The principal doesn't want to see him have an unclear relationship with any female student in the school, which also needs to be monitored by Gu Tao.

Of course, the monitoring task is mainly for the Nightmare Queen, but if it is not related to Gu Tao, the Nightmare Queen will not take care of it, and the principal is also very helpless, so in the end, the matter of Ma Shuai can only be handed over to Gu Tao. , after all, the inner sect strength of Dao Patriarch of the World is still there.

"Hi everyone, you can call me Teacher Ma from now on." Ma Shuai stepped forward, "Then I should get to know you too, that beauty, your name is..."

Before he finished speaking, a murderous aura suddenly came from outside. Ma Shuai turned around and found that the Nightmare Queen who was sleeping on the couch opened her eyes at some point and was looking at him. Suddenly all the flags and drums died down.

"Xiu Chen." Xiu Chen stood up at this moment: "My name is Xiu Chen."

"Student, please sit down." Ma Shuai glanced at Gu Tao with a gloomy face, and coughed: "I was just kidding, student Xiuchen, you have to be careful these days."

"Ah?" Xiuchen was stunned for a moment: "Be careful..."

"The corners of your eyes are red, and your face is like peach blossoms. You recently had peach blossoms, but you just don't know if it's luck or disaster." Ma Shuai said, and then smiled: "Okay, Teacher Gu is my brother, my dear brother!"

Gu Tao kicked his ass, and he paused: "Just kidding, class starts now. Dear students, since we talked about facial features, let's talk about facial features in general today."

Fortunately, although this guy is not serious at ordinary times, he is still a perverted lolicon, but when he is giving lectures, he is really like what he said, his biggest dream in this life is to be a teacher, and his teaching skills are just like what Principal Li said In that way, he came at his fingertips with ease, and he explained face, astrology, earth, and water in a comprehensive way, without being wordy or complicated, and concise, not only the students listened with gusto, even Gu Tao couldn't help but started to take notes.

"People often say that the emperor's appearance is the emperor's appearance, but what is the emperor's appearance?" Ma Shuai turned around and drew a more accurate orientation diagram on the blackboard with chalk than in the fortune book: "Look, the emperor's appearance is It is a combination of many aspects. The weather, time, place, and people are indispensable. The astrological aspect should coincide with the imperial star Ziwei, the water aspect should echo the gathering of the three rivers, and the earth aspect should echo the rise of the dragon vein. In short, the emperor's aspect is not It is common, and not every emperor has this appearance, but once a person has this aspect, whether he is an emperor or not, he will bring great changes to the entire world."

"Ms. Ma, you... are drawing Mr. Gu." Xiu Chen raised his hands and stood up, a little shy: "All the features you have here belong to Mr. Gu."

The people next to her immediately started booing. Some said that everyone she saw now belonged to Teacher Gu, and some said that she was thinking about it day and night. Anyway, the class suddenly became lively.

But Ma Shuai was stupefied. He looked back at the blackboard, then at Gu Tao, then at the blackboard, and then carefully scrutinized Gu Tao.After watching for a long time, my eyes suddenly widened and I took a deep breath.

"What are you looking at, class." Sitting next to him, Gu Tao said dissatisfiedly, "Let's go to class."

Ma Shuai was silent for a while, and turned his head to finish the class silently. After the get out of class was over, he immediately followed Gu Tao's footsteps, and then rushed to Gu Tao suddenly, holding Gu Tao's face in his hands and looking at it.

"Sick?" Gu Tao knocked off his hand: "I'll interrupt it for you if I toss my hand again."

"Really...really." Ma Shuai circled Gu Tao back and forth: "Brother, you really look like an emperor!"

"What the hell." Gu Tao rolled his eyes: "Nonsense."

"No, no, it shouldn't be like this. You should already be the emperor." Ma Shuai pointed to Gu Tao's forehead: "You have three flowers gathered on the top, and the emperor's star shines brightly. This is the reigning emperor."

"Yes, yes, the cafeteria is open. If you don't want to eat, I'll go eat."

"Wait a minute, bro."

Ma Shuai followed and entangled Gu Tao all the way. In order to verify that Gu Tao is the emperor, he almost tried his best, palmistry, bone, and face. .

"Brother, I have to call you Your Majesty."

"Let me explain to you. You may not be familiar with history." Gu Tao put down his chopsticks: "On February 1912, 2, when Yuan Shikai forced Puyi to abdicate, China ended the feudal era that lasted for more than 12 years and moved towards a republic. There is no more emperor. As for other countries, do you think my face looks like the Emperor of Japan?"

"No, it's not like this! Brother!!!"

"If you act like a baby again, your legs will be broken."

Ma Shuaicai didn't care about this. He took Gu Tao's hand and said, "Look at your handprints. You were talented and intelligent when you were young, but your ancestral ties were not very close. You haven't seen much of your grandfather's generation. You were a talented young man, but you left your hometown. . The young emperor's star shines brightly, and he has been enthroned by the Zen throne. Now your emperor's star is in the sky, no matter how you look at it, you are the reigning emperor. Moreover, your descendants have a good relationship, and your children are all dragons and phoenixes. Look at your place, do you look like a Good words? You have a son and a daughter, and the dragon and the phoenix are auspicious. Wait... Brother, you are amazing."

"What's the matter!"

"Look at this place, you have a broken line here, which is a sign that you will stand up after breaking through, that is, you died once, but came back to life because of a coincidence. There is also a broken line behind this, which is called Guiyuan Broken pattern, although you haven't experienced it yet, you will have another catastrophe in the future, but people will be weaker after one catastrophe, but brother, you will become thicker with each catastrophe. Your face matches palmistry, you want Not the emperor, I will let you ride for the rest of my life."

The last sentence was very loud, and everyone in the cafeteria heard it. They turned their heads and looked over, and found that the new teacher Ma was holding Teacher Gu's hand and shouting "I will never die in my life!" Let you ride", oh my god...

Gu Tao quickly withdrew his hand: "How many times do I have to say it? Have you ever seen such an emperor?"

Ma Shuai scratched his head: "It's just that I'm surprised that I haven't seen it before."

"Go away, I'm going to take a lunch break."

"Okay, Your Majesty, please walk slowly."

"piss off!!!"

Gu Tao walked out, his heart was beating.Hit your mother... so accurate?Maybe he could know about the twins, but about the Centaur Emperor, only a few people knew about it, and no matter how good they were at collecting information, they wouldn't guess at the Emperor.

And the failure of my first super-evolution, theoretically, I have already died once. Except for a few very close people, it is impossible for anyone else to know about it, but... these can really be obtained from one person. See it in the palm prints?This Bai Ze's apprentice is too amazing, right?

But when Gu Tao was lying on the bed thinking about this shit, the outside suddenly became lively, he got up and took a look, and then he found that Liu Zi was standing outside, talking cordially with the principal, surrounded by a bunch of people , the girls in suits and leather shoes look really handsome.

"Wow! Look, look! Sect Master Gu's wife is here, so beautiful!" Huang Lei went to the window and shouted, "Hurry up!"

Then the little bastards who were playing poker threw down their poker and ran over. Several people came to the window and exclaimed, "My God, the aura is so strong."

"That's right... Standing with the principal, the principal's aura can't be suppressed. This is the first time I've seen someone who can overwhelm the principal's aura."

Ham Sausage and the others were also watching from the window. Chen Lili looked at herself after seeing the six sons, and sighed: "People are more angry than people."

"That's right..." Ham sausage held his chin: "As expected of the wife of Sect Master Gu."

On the contrary, Xiuchen saw everything in his eyes. Although she was also amazed by Liu Zi's beauty and temperament, there was not much fluctuation, but when she saw Gu Tao walking out, her brows frowned.

"Call someone." When Liu Zi saw Gu Tao approaching, he said like an elder with his hands behind his back: "Little ginseng."

Gu Tao raised his eyes and stared at her: "Sister-in-law..."

"Hahahahaha, cool!"

Liuzi laughed, and then Ma Shuai ran over from nowhere, circled Liuzi and Gu Tao twice, pointed at Liuzi and asked, "Sister-in-law?"

"Ah?" Gu Tao was taken aback, "No, my sister-in-law."

"Stop lying." Ma Shuai curled his lips: "You are a couple of destiny, if a child of destiny like her does not marry you, she will be punished by God, and you and I will be punished by God..."

"Shut up for me!" Gu Tao covered Ma Shuai's mouth and dragged him down, and said to the principal: "You talk...you talk, I'll go and deal with him about brotherhood."

(End of this chapter)