Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 476 One Night I Suddenly Realized That I Was Actually An Ordinary Person
The transaction place with Cthulhu No. [-] is in the subway, sitting on the last subway late at night when there are no people there. There are only Gu Tao and Cthulhu No. [-] A Cheng in the whole car. After speaking, Cthulhu No. [-] handed over the trade item to Gu Tao, and they sat in their seats and listened to the music on their respective phones.

"Would you like to listen instead?" Cthulhu No. [-] handed the headset to Gu Tao: "Change."

"Oh."

The two exchanged music, took off the earphones after perfunctory saying to each other that the other had good taste, and returned them to each other in a very tacit understanding.

"You don't talk much today." Cthulhu No. [-] asked.

"Yeah." Gu Tao leaned his head against the glass: "I'm a little tired."

"Me too." Cthulhu No. [-] tugged on the armrest: "Suddenly I lost the meaning of life."

"Ah."

Then the two fell into a long silence, then Gu Tao suddenly raised his head and picked up the box in his hand: "What's inside?"

"Dragon, the little daughter of the Black Dragon Queen, because she is not favored, so your energy beads were replaced by a dragon princess." Evil God No. [-] briefly explained: "A lizard with wings, not an insect."

"It's enough for you to call the totem of the earth's top civilization a grown worm."

"In my eyes, they are all reptiles." Evil God No. [-] said expressionlessly: "I am of a higher level."

"Yeah." Gu Tao smiled, "Why are you so high-ranked?"

"Aren't you the same?" Evil God No. [-] glanced at Gu Tao: "The heir of a super-advanced civilization, don't you just want to be mourned?"

"Why are you?"

Cthulhu No. [-] suddenly fell into deep thought, and then said to Gu Tao seriously: "Maybe it's because I suddenly realized that I'm just an ordinary person."

Isn't the logic a bit unreasonable here, ordinary people?Ordinary people have the ability to call western dragons lizards and eastern dragons worms?This ordinary person is really a bit ordinary.

"Why do you say that?"

"Just sitting there last night, I suddenly felt like this. Ordinary people rush around for three meals a day, and I also hide for a safe small place. Ordinary people have a lot of involuntary things, and I am more involuntary than theirs. A lot, a lot. I went around and found out—oh, I’m just an ordinary person struggling in this world. I suddenly lost a lot of ideas and motivation, and I even envied ordinary people. They can easily leave the world, but I I can’t even go if I want to.”

"Ordinary people are also very annoying. Life is full of dissatisfaction and worries about thousands of years. But there is a saying that is true, we are all ordinary people tossing around in this world." Gu Tao rubbed his face: "I am Because I ate a large piece of fat during the dinner last night, my stomach was uncomfortable and I had diarrhea all day. Then I sat on the toilet and suddenly felt very sad. It turns out that I have nothing special."

"Alas..." Evil God No. [-] patted Gu Tao's shoulder and sighed.

Gu Tao also let out a long sigh.

"By the way." Cthulhu No. [-] took out a strangely shaped bottle from his pocket: "This medicine is very useful. It is effective for acclimatization and gastrointestinal discomfort. This is my treat for you."

"Oh?"

Gu Tao stretched out his hand, and Xie Shen No. [-] poured him a pill: "The taste is a bit strange, but it will be fine if you eat it."

The taste is really a bit irritating to the eyes, but Gu Tao still squeezed his nose and swallowed the pill. Less than 2 minutes after taking the pill, there was a cramping pain in the abdomen, and then the pain disappeared, and the heaviness and greasy feeling that accompanied the day disappeared immediately. He turned his head and looked at Cthulhu No. [-] in surprise: "It's really useful."

"Why don't you cure it yourself? You can do it too."

"I have a small belly recently, and I wanted to have diarrhea to lose weight, but I didn't expect diarrhea to be so uncomfortable."

"Ha ha……"

After another strange silence, the subway slowly arrived at the station.

Gu Tao stood up and walked out with Evil God No. [-]. When they reached the entrance of the subway station, Evil God No. [-] suddenly turned his head and said, "I know there is a nice izakaya in front of you. Can I buy you a drink?"

"No, I still have diarrhea."

"Oh... also."

"By the way, this is for you. You can change it while you watch."

Gu Tao took out a necklace and handed it to Cthulhu No. [-]. The material of the necklace is superconducting at room temperature, which has a shocking energy passability. In terms of preciousness, it is more precious than the previous antimatter pendant, but this thing is only for those who understand it. Before the injury, for example...

"This thing can give you a very good alchemy product." The little evil god put the necklace in his pocket: "The ethereal creatures over there will like it."

"This egg." Gu Tao raised the box in his hand: "Is it steamed enough?"

Evil God No. [-] was silent for a while: "If you don't need it, just give it to the ladies. Dragons have the same following behavior as chickens, ducks and geese. It's fun to raise them slowly."

"How to hatch?"

"There is a magic circle on it, just scrape off the magic circle with a knife."

"Does it work?"

"It's better than being steamed by you. Although I don't like it and you don't need it, those magicians should go crazy with envy."

"Then if I give it to Miss Magician, can I make a rude request?"

"Maybe you don't need to mention it. Looking at the entire magic calendar, there is only one legendary archmage who has a dragon servant, and that is just a very low-level fairy dragon. They can't even see this kind of princess-level dragon."

Gu Tao thought for a while: "Is it universal?"

"What do you mean?"

"Can anyone use it?"

"Everyone can use it and see who they are."

"How big will it get?"

"It's 180 meters long and 65 meters high."

Gu Tao thought for a while: "Isn't it too big?"

"It has its own way."

Chatting with Cthulhu No. [-] is very comfortable. There is no need to waste any words. Both of them are very comfortable chatting with each other. .

After going back, Gu Tao checked all aspects of the dragon egg. After a scan, he found that the little palm-sized thing inside actually had a combat power of [-] dogs. It was indeed something from the fairy world. I don’t know. How did the little evil god get it?

But the most malicious guess is probably that he went to sleep with a 180-meter-long and 65-meter-high monster in order to make business.

A little dragon with imprinting behavior...Gu Tao sat there thinking for a long time, but he couldn't figure out who would be better to give it to. Sala?He had nothing to do with her, and such a precious thing was wasted on her, and if she really brought a dragon with her, it would probably be killed when she went home to visit relatives one day.

Who can it be given to?
Let's draw lots.

Gu Tao asked Satania to type the names of all the young ladies he knew into the virtual box, then he reached in and scratched blindly, and found that it was Xiuchen.He thought for a while and thought that if he really gave Xiu Chen a gift, and it was this kind of gift, he might be misunderstood.So he threw in Xiuchen's name and continued to start the second round.

Unexpectedly, the second round will still be Xiu Chen...

"Satania, did you do it on purpose?"

"Captain, it's completely random."

"Excluding her name."

"But in that case, it is no longer considered random. It is completely random and eliminates any interference. And if it is her the third time, maybe this is fate."

Gu Tao thought for a while and felt that what Satania said made sense. He threw Xiu Chen's name in again, but this time he no longer caught it, but asked Satania to shake it, and whoever it was was shaken. Who, he didn't even look at it, he went directly to the kitchen to cook a bowl of noodles.

When he came out holding the noodles, he saw Xiuchen's name projected on the table at first sight, and he stared at the name in a daze while eating the noodles.

"It's evil, Captain."

Gu Tao ignored Satania, thinking in his heart that Satania was playing tricks. There were nearly 600 names in it, and the probability was [-] in [-]. Three times in a row was [-] in [-], [-] in [-] million. One in six million, this is no longer a matter of luck.

But forget it, why bother with an artificial intelligence.

"Captain, don't add an egg."

"I have high cholesterol, so I won't eat it." Gu Tao turned around and walked into the kitchen and took a piece of red sausage: "I'll take it to be cleaned tomorrow."

The next day, Gu Tao called Xiu Chen early in the morning, and told her that the equipment was ready without any nonsense, and asked her to go back to school to try it out.She was very excited and came back soon, but she was accompanied by Ham Sausage and a group of young ladies. The young ladies on vacation didn't wear combat uniforms, and all of them were young and beautiful vests and short skirts , a section of big white legs makes people dizzy.

"teacher……"

Xiuchen lowered his head and looked at Gu Tao who was squatting at the entrance of the cafeteria eating rice bowl made by Lao Zheng, while Gu Tao raised his head blankly: "You guys are wearing such leaky clothes, are you going to sell them?"

"This..." Xiu Chen scratched his head in embarrassment: "This is my first time wearing it... I want to try it."

"Forget it, just love yourself a little bit." Gu Tao turned his head to look at Ham Sausage: "It's you!"

"I love myself so much."

"What the hell, I had a great time kissing someone last night." Gu Tao waved his hand impatiently: "Go away, I'm annoying you."

With that said, Gu Tao handed the box to Xiu Chen: "Use a knife to scrape off the magic circle on it. Do it alone. Don't let others see when you open the box."

Xiuchen: "???"

This is very strange, other people's equipment is given in a fair manner, anyone can see it, but how come to myself, you have to quietly... Ah, Xiu Chen who suddenly seemed to understand something, blushed inexplicably She bit her lip and looked at Gu Tao...

Gu Tao turned around silently, and faced her with his butt...

"Let's go, go and have a look. Don't worry about this weird old man." Ham Sausage pushed Xiuchen into the house: "He has a very twisted personality, and it's not like you don't know it."

"How do I look like an old man?" Gu Tao suddenly got up and pointed at the sausage: "Please explain clearly to me!"

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and pointed to Old Zheng who was cutting ribs: "That's the old man."

Old Zheng chopped the knife on the chopping board with a bang... Gu Tao coughed: "No, no, you are just a middle-aged man."

But when he turned around, Ham Sausage and Xiuchen had already disappeared.

(End of this chapter)