Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 485 Mr. Gu, an Enthusiastic Citizen
"Me? I'm lazy."

"Just because of this?"

"if not?"

Gu Tao was a little confused by Xin Chen's questioning. What's going on with this group of people? They kept asking about small things, whether they were annoying...

"Oh, just because you're lazy, you gave Kunlun the rights directly? What if they do the opposite?"

"That's Kunlun, big brother." Gu Tao patted the table excitedly: "Such a big sect, said that they want to merge with your broken sect with only three members so far, and they claim to be your people. what?"

"You're right ho..." Xin Chen also wondered, "What are they planning?"

"Yeah, what are you trying to do?" Gu Tao nodded and said, "I'm confused too."

"It's fine for you to decide... But is the career you've worked so hard to build up just like that?"

short-sighted!

Gu Tao can only give Xin Chen these four words. What does it mean that a technician decides the upper and lower limits?To put it bluntly, Gu Tao has his own power system, and its system is irreplaceable.People, that’s how it is, it’s easy to go from frugal to extravagant, but difficult to go from extravagant to frugal.When they get used to the convenience brought by technology, they will go crazy when they return to the era of communication by talisman paper cranes.

What is technology dependence?Just like a mobile phone, the mobile phone has changed from a communication device to an extension of the body. Without a mobile phone, it is a common problem of modern Internet natives just like the disabled. In the same way, the concept can be replaced with other technological devices.

For example, in the virtual arena, the accumulative speed of experience and technology, unexpected situations that are difficult to appear in normal times, and the world-destroying demon king who is rarely seen in a century, etc., can mass-produce elite players who usually need chance and their own good luck to appear. It is a goal that can never be achieved by primitive means. If in the past there was only one outstanding senior brother in a school, now it is completely possible to have all senior brothers in a school with equal talents. What is the concept?Who can resist such temptation?
There is also instant quantum transmission technology, which can deliver supplies to any corner of the earth in an instant. You don't have to worry about freezing to death or starving to death, or forgetting to bring something or getting damaged in the middle. The equipment is delivered immediately after a report. This kind of convenience is Kidding?
Not to mention all the safeguards, protections, and all kinds of imaginable and unexpected conveniences.After people have adapted and become accustomed to these things, do you want them to change back to their original mode?Just ask, as long as it is a normal person, can it do it?able!But is it necessary?Obviously not.

This thing is just like doing business. As long as the core technology is still there, there is no need to fear secondary distributors.

How should I put it, Gu Tao thinks that he is not a good person. He is actually the same kind of person as the Little Red Devil. Aside from those bells and whistles, there is no difference in their core. Gu Tao is relatively gentle and not at all. So cruel, but so what?None of this matters.

There is actually no difference between mental dependence and drug control.

People who are drugged are at the mercy of those who give them drugs.And those who are mentally dependent are just licking dogs in a different way, just like the people under the Red Devil who run out of medicine will kneel in front of the Red Devil and beg him to give him a little to save their lives.And when the people here at Gu Tao found that they had reached a bottleneck, they also politely came to Gu Tao and asked, "Sect Master Gu, what should we do next."

It's just that they didn't realize it. They didn't realize that even if Gu Tao didn't do anything, he was still in control of these people. The limited freedom was a bigger prison.This is the power of sociology, behavior, anthropology and logic, and it can also be regarded as the power of science.

Moreover, Gu Tao looked down on Little Red Devil, he was too low-end, and his thinking was still stuck in the Opium War.

What Gu Tao has to do is to wait.Waiting for them to completely get used to the convenient, fast, simple, and straightforward lifting power, and then forget the past hardships.

It's good for them to be good, Gu Tao can guarantee that they will reach a new height in a short time, but if they are not good, he will treat them to eat emp.

As for why he pushed Jing Yuan forward, Gu Tao is actually quite selfish. First of all, Jing Yuan has certain abilities. She is not as stupid as a dead fish like those pure puppets. A sound.Secondly, Jingyuan looks good.Finally, Gu Tao actually has feelings for her. I don't deny it. Maybe she is ugly or has body odor, so Gu Tao will change her.But she's clean and pretty, isn't she...

As a salty and wet male friend, Gu Tao always thinks that he is a normal person, he does not judge people by their appearance, but at least he has aesthetic standards, and adults are not so selfless, in other words, only heroes can do it, And Gu Tao is obviously not and not qualified to be a hero.

He doesn't lack style and vision, but he still doesn't want to be a little selfish?

Of course, if the entire layout and behavior of Gu Tao are enlarged to the macro level, he is really a person of excellent conduct. I wonder who in the world can do this. The base that has been built so hard is transferred when it is said to be transferred. It is not easy The right to hold is handed over when it is said to be handed over.It is not enough to just transfer and hand over, but also to provide technical support. Can this be described as high-spirited?This is simply a silly behavior.

"It just so happens that Xiu Ling is here. See you at the training ground this afternoon. We will officially start the development of the Light and Dark Sword Formation."

"It's easy to say.",

After Xin Chen finished speaking, he hung up the phone, and then Gu Tao returned to school, just in time to meet Xiu Ling walking towards him, this is the first time she appeared here as a daughter, because after the last sneak shot incident, she changed her hairstyle She also put on different styles of clothes, and now she looks like an ordinary girl with good looks.

Standing beside her was Xiu Chen. Xiu Chen saw Gu Tao approaching and hopped like a rabbit to class, while Xiu Ling stood there with arms folded waiting for Gu Tao.

"I heard you hooked up with my sister?"

"I don't even hook up with you, I hook up with your sister." Gu Tao snatched the bun from her hand and stuffed it into his mouth: "What are you doing here if you don't sleep?"

"I was fired by Kunlun." Xiu Ling spread his hands: "I'm so helpless."

Gu Tao: "???"

However, when Xiu Ling said that he had been struck by the bell on Kunlun Mountain, and that the news of Zongzhu Li's death would spread throughout the industry in a short time, Gu Tao laughed and looked Xiu Ling up and down: "Congratulations, Out of the sea of ​​misery."

"But if you arrange it like this, I won't be happy."

"What was the cause of death?"

"I sacrificed my life to be a martyr. In order to kill the Great Heavenly Demon who was polluted by the Heavenly Demon when he broke free from his imprisonment. In order to prevent the Heavenly Demon from resurrecting his body, I sacrificed myself to live a life of righteousness." Xiuling spread his hands helplessly: "Then he blew himself up. , I couldn’t even find my body, so I found a pair of shoes.”

"It's still Adi's."

"You know very well." Xiuling laughed: "But that's not right, it's from Nike. When the time comes, you will attend my memorial service as a guest."

"No." Gu Tao refused: "Let me bow to a pair of shoes. I can't stand that anger."

Xiu Ling shrugged: "It's up to you. I'll go back and take my sister to practice first."

"Wait a minute." Gu Tao stopped her.

"Where do you put your hands!" Xiu Ling slapped his hands off: "Whether it's intentional or not, there are some places that you can't touch randomly."

Gu Tao scratched his chin: "Who cares, you really think you are big, come here, let you see the big one."

As he said that, he took out his cell phone and opened Sister Eucalyptus's photo: "Open your dog's eyes and see."

Xiu Ling glanced at the photo of Eucalyptus wearing a swimsuit playing at the beach, then looked down at himself, thought for a while, and punched Gu Tao...

"Don't go." Gu Tao clutched his chest, grinned in pain and grabbed Xiu Ling: "Follow me to the training ground in the afternoon."

"What? I'm busy."

"You're all laid off, what a waste of time." Gu Tao fumbled around in his pocket and took out a key: "I have a class in the morning, you go to my room to sleep first, and come with me after lunch. "

"Go for what?"

"You'll know what's going on when you get there. Do you think I'm going to do something to you? If you want it that way, you'll take off all your clothes when you go to bed. When I enter the room, I'll put my hand under the quilt like this, and you'll just pretend Go to sleep and leave the rest to me."

"Heh." Xiu Ling snatched the key with his hands, "I'm afraid that when you dry the bed sheets, people will think that your hemorrhoids have burst."

Gu Tao didn't understand it for a moment. Looking at Xiu Ling's back, he suddenly realized something and shouted quickly: "Don't shed tears on my bed!!"

The morning class ended without any suspense. Gu Tao specifically told Xiu Chen to try not to let the black dragon out, because those bastard boys taught the black dragon to curse whenever they had free time. Now the little black dragon is not good at cursing. Losing to Sun Xiaochuan and tying with PDD, the key point is also obscene. High-IQ creatures are really troublesome. They are quick to learn anything without saying anything. They can also draw inferences from one example. After learning a sentence, your mother will be dead and you will be able to understand it. I will raise the ashes of the previous sentence.

The key is that it is still learning human language on its own. Just now when Gu Tao went to the toilet and passed by the black dragon girl on the lawn behind him, he suddenly said loudly like "Your mother is dead", which almost scared Gu Tao to the point of peeing on the spot.He was too lazy to care about a little beast, so he could only reprimand Xiuchen.

In fact, Gu Tao doesn't know whether it is a good thing or a bad thing to give the black dragon to Xiuchen. If someone gets the equipment, it will attract envious and jealous eyes, but Xiuchen's little black dragon has contracted all the jokes of the boring study life of these students. Girls Fortunately, the boy is really committing crimes...

Gu Tao has a picture in his mind. When Xiuchen and the little black dragon are fighting side by side in the future, the black dragon princess is rushing forward while breathing fire, and she is still cursing, "I killed your mother today. It's your mother's wild father." Such dirty words, that scene is really a world famous painting.

Xiuchen was also blushed and speechless. She knew about the little black dragon swearing, but he beat him and scolded him. He just didn't change it, and he used new words every day. At the beginning, he was still a fool. Big idiot, big idiot, Xiuchen is a little embarrassed to say that his mouth is full of genitals in just a few days now.

"If you teach well, you can teach. If you can't teach well, I have a way to deal with it."

Gu Tao's words frightened Xiuchen, and he ran to talk to the little black dragon after class. At first, the little black dragon even threatened to kill Teacher Gu's mother. Later, under Xiuchen's various explanations, it found that it might He couldn't beat him, so he had to shrink down obediently and follow Xiuchen to the class to attend class together.

Let's go to class... In fact, it can also learn, but once it encounters something it can't understand, it spouts swear words again. For this reason, Gu Tao directly sealed its mouth with tape, making Xiuchen dust She was angry and distressed, but there was nothing she could do.

"Hurry up and learn your method of controlling beasts, if this continues, Teacher Gu will really stew it." Ham Sausage turned around and chatted with Xiu Chen during class break: "I'm serious."

"How dare he! I'll kill his mother!" As soon as the little black dragon pulled off the tape with his claws, he scolded: "Keep the ashes alive again!"

Before it could finish, the Queen of Nightmare came in from the outside, and she glanced at the little black dragon. The little black dragon trembled and wanted to crawl into Xiuchen's arms, but the next moment, the queen lifted it up by its tail. Going out, when she reached the door, she turned to Xiuchen and said, "I'll educate her."

"Daddy, help!!! Help!!!"

Seeing the little black dragon being carried away by the queen while howling, Xiuchen was heartbroken, but...at least someone can educate the little black dragon, it's better than scolding like this.

After lunch at noon, Gu Tao opened the door of his room and found that Xiu Ling was really sleeping on his bed, hugging the quilt and sleeping very soundly, but judging from the clothes neatly placed on the bedside table, she should be wearing her own clothes. T-shirts are sleeping instead of being naked.

But looking at Xiu Ling who was sleeping, Gu Tao felt playful, and he walked over on tiptoe, and just as he was about to draw Xiu Ling's beard with a carbon pen, her eyes suddenly opened.

"Cover the quilt, cover the quilt..." Gu Tao hurriedly helped her tuck the cup back: "Would you like to sleep for a while?"

Xiu Ling glared at him and sat up from the bed, as expected he was wearing Gu Tao's T-shirt.

"What on earth did you let me stay here for?" Xiu Ling lay down again, but the quilt had already been lifted, revealing a large section of white flesh on her waist: "I have to go back and cook for my sister."

"That's how it is. Do you know Xin Chen's plan of all swords?"

"If he can't do it, no matter how strong he is, two or three thousand is the limit."

"Listen to me, I really found a way."

"Then what do you want me to do?"

"Light and Dark Immortal Killing Sword Formation." Gu Tao quickly drew on the notebook: "Xin Chen controls the physical sword, and you control the sword energy. The power of both is superimposed in an instant, destroying the heaven and earth."

After receiving the schematic diagram, Xiu Ling glanced at it and threw it aside: "How could it be possible?"

"I have a plan, you have to try it to find out! Hurry up, wash up and set off."

"It definitely can't be done! With this size, even if I am really possessed by a demon, it is impossible for me to do it. And Xin Chen's million swords? Are you crazy?"

"I said I can!"
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I hurt my arm while exercising today, and I failed with small weights. I can't even lift my hands now... let's say [-] words for today.

This is the second time I have strained, as long as I do exhaustion, I will strain...

(End of this chapter)