Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 504 Play yourself, of course you have to act in your true colors
"Where are we going? And you don't need to blindfold me... Let's not say that I can't remember the way if I don't blindfold, just say that this way people can see others, and you must call the police. Ordinary people Don't be afraid, but you also have to think about your normal life. Life, it's better to be calm, by the way... Sister Phoenix, you are so beautiful, is there no one chasing you?"

"Ah, by the way, I saw one of you who can make leaves last time. Who is that young lady? I think she is quite cute."

"Also, why are you lurking in the society for so many days? You shouldn't have a headquarters, a gloomy place with only torches and kerosene lamps for lighting, and a particularly terrifying statue, a leader The same person sat in the middle, wearing a strange mask, and his voice was deliberately hoarse, and then he said to you, "Go and kill them all." Then you send four heavenly kings, three guardians, and left and right envoys. Kill people, and then find that the gourd baby can't save grandpa, so we change it to attack together, like this."

Finally, under Gu Tao's beeping all the way, Xiaofeng finally couldn't bear it anymore, she slapped the steering wheel hard: "Shut up! If you don't shut up, you won't survive six o'clock tonight."

"It's only [-]:[-], what am I going to do for more than an hour..."

"Warm up before you die, take off the blindfold yourself, then shut up and be quiet."

Gu Tao took off the blindfold, put his head between the driver's seat and the co-pilot, looked at the road ahead: "Sister Phoenix, I'm asking you a more private question."

"Did I tell you to shut up?"

"I'm nervous... If I don't talk, I'm going to fart, look at this..." Gu Tao sighed: "The taste is not very good."

"Okay, okay, tell me!" Xiaofeng was blown away by this guy: "Sister Feng, are you also assigned within 33 days?"

"Of course." Xiaofeng said with a smile: "The four sages all have their own fans. You say that little bitch playing with leaves is a scarab person, and you say that the one who wears a mask and makes his voice ugly is Chen." Man of Boa, do you understand? Of those two trash, one only knows how to pretend and the other does nothing, and they have been oppressed by the inner sect for the past few years, so they are not successful."

What she said is that the trash is Xiaohong...it must be Xiaohong!To be honest, Gu Tao thinks that the difficulty of the red devil is much higher than hers. This silly elder sister has no way to compare with him. It is said that Xiaohong was suppressed by the inner door, but in fact it is really targeted. , half of the power of the base was suppressing Xiaohong, and Xiaofeng... Sister Feng, you don't even have the qualifications to be noticed by the base.As for the one who played with leaves, Gu Tao only took a look at it from a distance, and didn't see his true face clearly, but he probably wouldn't be as stupid as Xiaofeng, since he started with a higher standard.

After a round on the road, Xiaofeng brought Gu Tao to the door of a bar: "Get out of the car!"

"Don't be fierce... I'll just get out of the car."

Gu Tao got out of the car muttering, followed Xiaofeng into the bar.

The bar was not open at this time, only a tall bartender who was nearly two meters tall was wiping the glass with a clean cloth. When he saw Xiaofeng, he just nodded slightly, and Xiaofeng grabbed Gu Tao's clothes and lifted him up. He came in: "Jin, look what good things I brought."

"You don't want to eat me, do you... My meat is so bad that it doesn't taste good."

"Stop talking nonsense."

She pressed Gu Tao on the chair, then smiled at the tall man, "Does it look like the suzerain of the inner sect?"

The big man raised his eyelids to look at Gu Tao, nodded slightly, but did not speak.

"Tell me, how about we let him play the role of the suzerain of the inner sect?"

Play yourself?Gu Tao couldn't figure out what this idiot wanted to do for a while, even if Gu Tao wanted to act, so what?Even if he is a fake, so what if he plays the part?Is the old girl nothing but brains?Really rely on the relationship of Phoenix to go through the back door.

"Sister Feng, let me ask... Even if I play the role of Sect Master Gu, what then? He is there alive, and he is not stupid."

"He's not stupid, but people who are 33 days old are stupid." The giant man said suddenly, "They will take it seriously."

Oh... Gu Tao suddenly realized that he was going to beat himself up because of the lack of information. It seems that the internal factions in these 33 days were more fragmented than Gu Tao thought, but since this is the case, he did it!

"Okay, okay..." Gu Tao nodded again and again: "Then after I finish filming, can I still enter for 33 days?"

Xiaofeng looked at Gu Tao in surprise: "You want to enter for 33 days? With your cultivation base?"

"Let's see the performance." The giant said coldly: "If he can accomplish this, it's not impossible."

His words made Xiaofeng silent for a moment, then looked at Gu Tao: "Dog, play it well for me."

"Okay, okay!" Gu Tao nodded again and again: "I have studied the routines of the inner sect."

"Oh? You have studied this too? Well, let's talk about it."

Gu Tao thought for a while, then cleared his throat: "They like to hold it up, just to talk in a serious way. For example, talking to those sect representatives."

He was silent for a moment, then suddenly changed into his original appearance, and his tone was very well-balanced: "Remember, do you know that you live in this world? You have nothing to be superior. You can make yourselves great, but please Remember a premise, God said that there must be light, report to the party branch, and only after approval can there be light.”

"That's it..." Gu Tao chuckled, "Does it look like it?"

Xiaofeng was stunned, okay, this is no longer a question of likeness and likeness, it is simply the presence of the person herself, the voice processing is also similar, the expression is basically the same, even the small movements are the same...

"If it weren't for you being a weak chicken, I would have thought you were him."

I am myself, you bitch are too stupid.

"Then how do we start?" Xiaofeng raised her head and looked at the giant man: "Jin, what do you think?"

The giant man pointed to Gu Tao, and Xiao Feng also looked at him, Gu Tao was stunned for a moment: "Huh?"

"How stupid are you..." Xiaofeng frowned: "How do you think people can firmly believe that this is true?"

"You...give me a paragraph, I have learned how to do video post-production, and I will make it for you."

"Oh?" Xiaofeng narrowed her eyes, "Don't lie to me."

Soon, they started recording videos in the wine cellar. Gu Tao stood in front of a table, the back and front were covered with a green cloth, and Gu Tao stood on it wearing a suit: "The light is a little dark..."

Xiaofeng raised her hand, her arm turned into a torch, and the wine cellar was bright.

"It's started." Gu Tao smiled at her: "Let's try first?"

"Hurry up." Xiaofeng said impatiently.

Gu Tao cleared his throat: "With regard to the guidance on implementing the base's law enforcement policy and expanding local influence, each sub-base and each Tianshou Zongmen's subordinate sects: in order to fully implement the relevant national regulations and the relevant work arrangements of the base, effectively implement the superpower For crime control work, continue to promote the improvement of the superpower legal system, resolutely implement the "International Superpower Advocacy Convention" and the "Three Elements of Control", and train high-level professionals and reserve talents for the country and the base. Formulate the base's work guidance plan and multi-party cooperation plan for this year, the specific implementation plan is as follows: [-]..."

These words were all written by Gu Tao now. After finishing the whole report, Xiaofeng was stunned when he heard it. Where did he pick up this treasure boy... He is more professional than anyone he has ever met. See Look at what he wrote and then look at the garbage written in 33 days, what kind of stuff are they...

And after he finished a report, he didn't have to do it all over again. The familiar state and natural expression in his eyes made him look like a leader, even better than Sect Master Gu himself. This imitation show...is simply beautiful. fly up.

"Is it okay?" After Gu Tao finished recording a section, he rubbed his hands with a smile and asked, "Do you want to do it again?"

"No need!" Xiaofeng nodded excitedly, and looked up at the giant man: "Jin, what do you think?"

"Perfect."

"Okay, you start editing the video."

"Give me a computer... I want some material."

"Don't play tricks."

After several hours, Gu Tao finally finished the video of his reading manuscript, and quietly used Satania to process the video into a live scene in the auditorium of the base. The atmosphere, sound effects, and light and shadow processing are flawless. Like a screen recording of a live broadcast, Xiaofeng watched it back and forth several times, but couldn't find anything wrong with it.

"If it is said that this is not made by myself, I will definitely believe it..." Xiaofeng gasped: "This is too powerful."

Gu Tao touched his head: "Hey..."

"I started uploading." Xiaofeng folded her arms and looked at Jin: "Do you think they will be shocked when they see this?"

"I don't think you should have posted a photo of this person in the first place, and now they might say you're fake."

"Fake? Fake at this level? This is the real thing! My dog ​​is amazing."

This title made Gu Tao feel very uncomfortable, being called by a bird, dog, dog all day long... Gu Tao has aimed at her with a space-based cannon several times.

The video is not unusual, it is a work planning meeting of Sovereign Gu, but the content is horrifying, that is to say, the base is preparing to carry out strategic cooperation with the Red Devils in an all-round way, to crack down on all illegal superpower gatherings and superpower crimes, and to jointly cultivate talents.So as soon as this video was posted, the land walkers for the entire 33 days were confused, and then there was a round of big frying pans, but they couldn't contact the Red Devils no matter what...

Back and forth, everyone thought that the Red Devils had betrayed.

And when the Red Devil knew the news, he was completely stupid. After watching the video several times, he smashed the keyboard of the Internet cafe: "It's unreasonable! It's unreasonable! Feng Jing! Don't blame me for being ruthless! "

But regardless of whether it is ruthless or not, the most important task now is to quickly find a way to explain this matter to the leader, and because the video is so real, the Red Devil's brain is buzzing now, the first thing he did Just call Gu Tao.

"Do you have a lower limit? Are you playing me with that silly woman?"

"Ah? Actually." Gu Tao said loudly, "I never thought that the person who gave you the hardest blow over the years was actually your teammate. Is that video okay?"

"I..." Hong Mo said, and actually laughed: "All right, all right, that silly woman is going to play herself to death sooner or later, you can torment her as you like, I can't wait for her to die now!"

(End of this chapter)