Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 567 Where did you get all these strange things?

Xiaofeng sucked her whole body on the car window, looked inside through the car window, and waved to Gu Tao when she saw him...

"Driver, stop!!!"

After the car stopped, Gu Tao hurriedly got out of the car, looked at Xiaofeng who was still sucking on the window, and crossed his arms: "What are you playing?"

She jumped out of the window: "I feel you are back, come and see you, I'm so bored..."

"Get in the car, okay?" Gu Tao looked at his watch: "I still have to take them back to familiarize themselves with the environment, and the time is limited."

"Oh……"

Xiaofeng followed Gu Tao into the car, sat down beside him, hugged his arm naturally and hummed.

"In such a good mood?" Gu Tao glanced at her: "Can you relax a little first...my arm is going to die."

"Oh..." Xiaofeng let go a little: "I learned how to cook braised pork today, and I want to invite you to eat my cooking."

Gu Tao shook his head: "I'm afraid I can't do it today, you see... I'm very busy."

"Yeah." Xiaofeng sighed, and replied with some disappointment: "Okay, next time. Where did you get so many dragons? There is also a little fox, did you bring it for me to eat?" ?”

The dragons in the car sat up nervously one by one...

"I'll just give you a spicy rabbit head. What kind of dragon do you want to eat?" Gu Tao opened the tablet and glanced at it. It showed that Xiaofeng had taken the phased exam of the base's study course today, and the exam was completed perfectly with a three-point score. official.

Seeing this scene, Gu Tao laughed, and held the tablet in front of Xiaofeng: "You came to me for this, right?"

When Xiaofeng saw it, her face turned red. She hesitated for a long time, then she lowered her head and thought for a while, then ran to Yu'er's side. Gu Tao looked back at her: "Are you throwing yourself into a trap?" What about you?"

Xiaofeng made a grimace at Gu Tao: "Slightly slight..."

But the stove was gone, which made Gu Tao much more comfortable, otherwise Xiaofeng's body temperature would be too high, and he didn't have a kang, so he couldn't bear it.

"Fenghuang, it's a real Phoenix, what should I do...what should I do..."

Although many people think that the level of the dragon is higher than that of the phoenix, in fact, this is a common sense mistake. The phoenix is ​​a very special species, even in the world of mountains and seas, it is also a very high-level existence. Basically, only the king-level can be equal to the phoenix. The other creatures are actually lower than the phoenix, even the noble Qingqiu fox will tremble when facing the phoenix, only the fox king can sit on an equal footing when facing the phoenix.

"Miss sister, your hands are so beautiful." Xiaofeng started the chat mode, and she grabbed Yu'er's hand: "It's white, thin and long."

Xiaoyu turned her head and silently glanced at Xiaofeng's face and figure that completely crushed her, and started rambling again.

"Where are you from? How old are you?"

"Qingqiu Fox... is three hundred years old."

"You're still a little girl." Xiaofeng showed an elder's demeanor: "I'm already many, many years old."

How old is a good age?Xiaofeng only knows that she has lived for many years, but she can't count how long, Gu Tao is worried for her, although sometimes she clings a bit too much, but at this time Gu Tao still feels sorry for this silly girl .

"Hello, sister."

"You should call me Auntie." Xiaofeng pointed out Yu'er's mistake earnestly and solemnly: "You are a little girl, you should call me Auntie."

Gu Tao can't listen anymore, really...Xiaofeng's awkward chat makes people feel more distressed about her IQ, and Xiao Yuer's brain is super easy to use, and she will definitely find Xiaofeng's IQ flaws after talking a few more words, He really didn't want to see Xiaofeng make others laugh.

So he changed his position and came to a position in the aisle away from Xiaofeng, pointing to the position inside himself: "Xiaofeng, come here."

"Oh……"

Although Xiaofeng is stupid, she doesn't act and is very obedient.Gu Tao called out, and she sat down on the seat inside, and Gu Tao smiled at Yu'er, then turned to chat with Xiaofeng.

"This little fox is so cute." Xiaofeng held Gu Tao's hand and said with a smile, "How about we take it back and keep it as a pet? Just put it in the same cage as Doudou."

Xiaoyu was startled. Although she didn't know what Doudou was, the words locked in a cage seemed to indicate her fate...

"Of course not!" Gu Tao rolled his eyes at Xiaofeng's anger, "Yu'er is my friend, from the world of mountains and seas."

"Wow, have you gone to the Mountain Sea Realm?"

"Ah."

"Take me there next time, okay?" Xiaofeng leaned into Gu Tao's ear, "If you take me there, I'll give you a little reward."

"What reward?"

Xiaofeng glanced at Yu'er secretly, seeing that Yu'er was not looking this way, she suddenly kissed Gu Tao on the face: "This way..."

Gu Tao looked at Xiaofeng dumbfounded: "Did you listen to the test paper's instigation?"

"Ah?" Xiaofeng covered her mouth in surprise, and looked at Gu Tao in disbelief: "You...you are so smart!"

Dare not dare to be.First of all, Eucalyptus is a person with a calm personality. After getting rid of the ignorance period, she is a woman who is very suitable to be a friend. She has a very distinctive feature that she never speaks ill of people behind their backs or gives them any tricks. .

But the apricot tree spirit with green curly hair is different. She is a very typical bad woman, who likes to provoke, make trouble, and like to play tricks. I have been with them for a while, and Eucalyptus doesn't like talking to people very much. Except for Gu Tao, the only ones who have the best relationship with her are Liu Zi and Xiao Juan, but even so, she doesn't talk much, she has a cool temper Bar.

Xiaojuan, who can't stand loneliness, naturally looks for someone to relieve her loneliness. Of course, Xiaofeng is her first choice. From the initial fear to the joy after knowing her personality and IQ, training Xiaofeng is probably already a daily compulsory course for Juan up.

"I'll take you there next time if I want to go, but why do you think this reward will satisfy me?"

Xiaofeng was stunned, then silent for a moment, looking at Gu Tao with deep eyes, thinking she was a legendary woman full of wisdom.

"Then I can't help it, or I'll give you another phoenix egg." Xiaofeng twirled her hair with one finger: "By the way, Juan said that boys don't like stupid people like me. But I'm not stupid at all, I'm smart, she talks nonsense!"

Gu Tao looked at Xiaofeng's angry side face, and laughed inexplicably: "Not stupid, Xiaofeng is the smartest girl I have ever seen."

"Ah!" Xiaofeng suddenly hugged Gu Tao's hand forcefully: "My dog ​​still understands me! I'll treat you to dinner tonight!"

"Maybe I don't have time to eat your braised pork." Gu Tao shook his head and said, "I'm very busy."

"Then... Then treat you to hot and sour noodles, okay? There is a hot and sour noodles outside the base, which is very delicious."

And Xiaoyu next to them has been listening to their meaningless conversation, and she couldn't help it when she heard this, she poked her head and glanced at Gu Tao: "Is Fenghuang a respected lady?"

Xiaofeng bent down and looked at Yu'er: "What does Madam Zun mean?"

"It means wife."

With just this sentence, Xiaofeng was petrified at that time, and then Gu Tao felt half of his body as if being exposed to the hot sun in the dog days. He was so hot that he was sweating profusely, and the surrounding air was distorted by the high temperature.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry..." Gu Tao knew that Xiaofeng would be like this when he was emotional, so he quickly comforted him: "I don't know anything."

And Xiao Fengquan grabbed Gu Tao's outer end and buried him in his arms. Gu Tao was burned by her hot face and grinned...

"She's so annoying..." Xiaofeng's voice was weak, "How could I marry my dog... really... really..."

"Yes, yes...you get up first, the meat is about to be cooked!" Gu Tao grabbed Xiaofeng's ponytail and pulled it out: "Help!!!"

When Xiaofeng realized this problem, it was already too late. After she got up, Gu Tao's eyes were filled with tears. It hurt... it hurt so much... this high temperature, it was so hot.This time, Gu Tao once again admired Zhengfeng for no reason, he really admired him from the bottom of his heart!What method did he use to avoid being roasted?
At this time, Yu'er was already squatting in front of Gu Tao, tore off the clothes on his chest, took out a kind of tea-green powder from the box, and began to pour it on the large area of ​​red skin.

On the upper body of this thing, Gu Tao felt more comfortable than cooling agents and healing agents. A trace of comfort penetrated into the skin, and the redness and swelling subsided immediately, while Xiaofeng pouted beside him, keeping away from Gu Tao. Afraid of accidentally hurting him again.

"It's okay..." Gu Tao patted her hand: "Normal operation."

At this time Xiaoyu said: "You are not a husband and wife yet? Fortunately, you are not, otherwise you will be inhumane in this life. I thought that you dared to have physical contact with Phoenix because you took the Bihuo Pill, but now it seems that you No."

Xiaofeng looked at Xiaofeng applying ointment to Gu Tao's chest: "So, where can I buy it?"

"I can't buy it." Xiaoyu shook her head and said, "The Fire Avoiding Pill is made from phoenix eggs."

"Then it's not good to eat the phoenix eggs directly?" Xiaofeng looked at Gu Tao: "I let you eat, where did you get the eggs?"

Xiaoyu looked at Xiaofeng in surprise: "With his body, even my master can't save him if he eats it. Even if he can resist Zhu Guo, he will definitely not be able to hold the phoenix egg."

Gu Tao heaved a sigh of relief when he heard it, he didn't listen to Xiaofeng's advice and ate the phoenix egg... But he also felt that he seemed to be affected by Xiaofeng's wit-killing aura, it was something Xiaofeng gave, really Can I eat it?

"Then...do you have a solution?" Xiaofeng asked anxiously.

Wait, Gu Tao frowned and felt something was wrong, because he could only have sex with her if he ate the phoenix egg or the fire avoiding pill, so as long as he didn't have sex, wouldn't he not eat it?Why is she so anxious to ask this question?
Of course, Gu Tao felt that Xiaofeng didn't have any hints. The logic in this was a bit complicated and she couldn't react. Most likely, she was just confused about why Gu Tao couldn't eat phoenix eggs.

"There is a way, but..." Xiaoyu glanced at Gu Tao: "His kidney veins are about to be severed. This problem is the root cause."

After finishing speaking, she frowned and looked at Gu Tao: "Did you practice some secret technique?"

(End of this chapter)