Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 676 Negotiating this trivial matter.

A bunch of people were waiting on the boat, a group of high-ranking officials, waiting hard.

And Gu Tao held the head of Xiaochen Mang in a bar to prevent her from drinking...

"You are underage, do you know that!"

"I am three thousand one hundred years old!!!"

"That's a minor too!"

Although underage, but with great strength, Gu Tao almost failed to win her. In the end, he put the 33-day token on her face to stop her from drinking, and the wolf demon next to him took a sip of his wine: "Diandian, Why should we come to this matter, you decide.”

"Let you grow your brains and grow your brains. How can I raise the price as a human being?"

"Mantou, what do you think?" After Gu Tao finished speaking, he turned his head to look at the little dust python who was resting his face on the table: "Speak!"

"I want to drink beer."

"Don't drink!"

"Dust Palace..."

"It's useless to act like a baby! It's useless to call me anything!!!"

"Old...husband?"

"White Wolf, drag her out and put her in the stinky ditch." Gu Tao waved at the wolf demon.

The wolf demon squinted at the little dust python: "Steamed bun, don't be rude."

One is underage, one is stupid, and there is only one wolf left who can talk. Gu Tao also has a headache now, because the three of them will communicate with the representative over there later, and they are in this state It seems that their attitude is that they must kill the British.

"Just listen to me." Gu Tao crossed his legs: "Mantou, do you hear me?"

"I know..." The little dust python said weakly: "Chen... Temple... I... want... to drink... wine..."

"Don't drink!"

I have to say, Yun Zhongzi's ability to choose people is really too strong, he is really an old fox and old fritters, the kind who takes 45 steps in one step, let's see who he chooses?First of all, Gu Tao is the person who inherited the name of the Dust Python Palace, that is to say, he is similar to the position of the patriarch of these big-headed snakes. 33 days without dragons, not a single one.So the 33-day Snake Clan is a top-level race, the kind that ordinary people can't stop, but Gu Tao has the title of Snake King, and the Snake Clan has nothing to say...

The second is White Wolf. Because he is a foreigner, he was not very popular before. Gu Tao felt that he was thoughtful and malleable, so he transferred him to his side. There is no problem with his loyalty and obedience. OK, that is, the combat power of a single player is a little worse, after all, a smart hero.

And that bearded man who just drinks and eats meat without saying a word, Jiujiu.Fenghuang's subordinate, what is the relationship between Fenghuang and Gu Tao?As we all know, the new Dust Palace is Fenghuang's son-in-law, and now most of the family members of Fenghuang's lineage, except Fenghuang, have to obey every order.

So this stupid bird with poor obedience only listens to Fenghuang and Gu Tao, but it has the strongest fighting power among the three. Generally speaking, the combination of high, middle and low is very decent. Said to be handy.

"What?" Gu Tao put a hand on the white wolf's shoulder: "When the time comes, you can make the request a little bit more, and then Yemengade will be responsible for intimidation with force."

"Who?" Mantou raised his head: "Who is Jormungandr?"

"you!"

"I'm Mantou."

"Yes, yes, Mantou is responsible for intimidation by force."

"Chirp?"

"Ah..." The three-headed bird slowly looked back at Gu Tao: "Master..."

"You just sit down."

"Oh……"

After Gu Tao made the arrangements, he snapped his fingers: "OK? Let's go."

The four of them walked out of the gate, and then they saw Mantou jumping down from the nearby well, the white wolf also turned into a huge shining wolf and followed behind Gu Tao, and the silly bird flew into the sky. clouds.

Gu Tao slowly walked out of the barrier with the white wolf, and the bars and houses behind him disappeared into a mirage-like cloud in an instant. They were walking on the road. The power of the white wolf was too scary, but fortunately, here It's not in the UK. Everyone has a relatively high tolerance for demon spirits, so although the rate of turning back is high, in fact, no one is too scared.

Instead, two mounted policemen followed the whole process.

Gu Tao turned his head and glanced at the white wolf: "When you jump on the boat, be careful, don't capsize the boat."

"Chendian...I am not a steamed bun..."

Back to the position of the boat, Gu Tao went up first. He sat on the previous position and looked at the people in front of him: "Well, I have already communicated with some leaders, but you still need to do the specifics yourself. talk."

After finishing speaking, he leaned back: "Come on."

As soon as the words fell, a lightning-like thing jumped up directly under the moonlight, and then the huge wolf came to the side of the ship. It was more than ten meters long, and its head was even bigger than that of an adult, with a fierce face. And the body is full of tendons, and the pediatric things like werewolves are like playing in front of it...

He turned into a human form, and nodded politely towards Gu Tao, but he didn't even look at the people around him. Just when they were about to say hello, the super-large ferry suddenly shook violently, and then the whole ship was shaken. They began to soar, and then they saw a huge monster rising out of the water, and the whole ship was just like that on top of it.

The head of the water monster hangs above the ship. Although it is separated by a hundred meters, it still looks huge.This scene gives people the impression that this kind of ferry that can accommodate hundreds of people now looks like... an egg wrapped around a giant python, and all the officials wearing it are trembling.

"Yemengjiade." Gu Tao pointed at the nostrils of the steamed bun: "It's really huge."

Gu Tao actually only recently discovered that the maximum length of dust pythons can reach two thousand kilometers. They have been entrenched on the seabed for a long time. Compared with them, the size of the giant octopus Kraken is not enough to eat in one bite.However, it is said that the largest size is not the dust python, but the legendary Kun. How big is this Kun... The entire mountain and sea world is transformed by its body, its will becomes the barrier of the mountain and sea world, and its body becomes the The sun, moon, stars, mountains, rivers and seas in the world of mountains and seas, so why can the world of mountains and seas be viewed as an independent parallel world but not the 33 days?

Because 33 days is essentially like Kunlun, it is not independent in this world, but in another space, but the world of mountains and seas is another complete world with its own rules.

These two are fundamentally different, but what they have in common is that they all have passages leading to the real world, and most of the people in 33 days come from the mountain and sea world.Or to put it this way, there are no demon spirits on the earth, and all the demon spirits are residents of the mountain and sea realm who ran to the earth and refused to go back. They marry wives/marry, have children, and reproduce here, so the current pattern has appeared. .

While the huge sea monster makes people shudder, the appearance of the three-headed bird also raised the hearts of everyone here. They feel that they are really too weak, and anyone here can eat them raw without vomiting bone.

"This is the representative of all the demon spirits, you can talk to him." Gu Tao pointed to the white wolf: "I don't want to say more about the specifics, anyway, you can figure it out yourself. Of course, you can also talk to him like that at that time." Just like when I was negotiating terms, speak as soon as possible."

This is the difference between being reasonable and being unreasonable. When you talk to Gu Tao, the lion can open his mouth because he obeys the rules, but the three in front of you obviously don’t talk about the rules with you. If there is no benefit, see you again. bargain.

And when Gu Tao ran over, these officials were also a little embarrassed. They knew the current situation, of course they couldn't follow the way at that time, after all, the whole wind direction had changed.Just look at France. After they accepted the demon spirit, not only did there not go wrong, but the weather was calm and the singing and dancing were peaceful. The eyes of the whole world were on it.Who wouldn't love those pretty little elves...

Gu Tao found an opportunity to get off the boat, and he was the only one who dared to step on Yemengard in the whole boat, and no one else dared to touch it.And the steamed bun who was stepped on didn't realize it, just looked up into the distance, and didn't know what she was looking at, anyway, she was in a daze, but Ye Mengjia's dazed look was not cute at all, it seemed to scare me to death said.

After getting off the boat, Gu Tao bought a lot of barbecue items, crawled along the steamed bun's neck to her head, set up a shelf and started to barbecue.

At this height, it feels like the top of a mountain, and although it is only a skull, in fact, the skull of the steamed bun has more than 3000 square meters, not to mention barbecue, even a go-kart is enough.

Gu Tao didn't know what was said below, but he could hear the white wolf's roar vaguely.Presumably he was questioning those British officials, but this is not important anymore. Gu Tao has already made it clear that he has to fill in the sins he made, and none of the reporters who were like flies in the past did not show up today. You can take pictures of the huge Jörmungandr from a distance.

Of course... some designs are of high quality, and you can see Gu Tao with a steamed head staring at the barbecue, but he has processed his face, and the visible light is disturbingly distorted. Simply put, when he sees Gu Tao three meters away, he It is a living mosaic, and if the angle is greater than 45° within three meters, there will be an abnormal distortion.

But it doesn't matter anymore, who in the world doesn't know it's him, and who in the world is so wild, who dares to barbecue on Ye Mengjiad's head.As pictures and news appeared on the Internet one after another, some people suspected that the British incident was caused by the base, but some people cited various evidences to prove that the incident had nothing to do with the base.

As for why the meat was roasted on Jormungandr's head, this has triggered a wide range of discussions, just like why the poet used blue curtains.

Some people say that Hero Valley doesn't care about the world, others say that this is his silent complaint against the world, some even say that it is because he has subdued the legendary monster, and some say that it is just a cover for his barbecue, Instead, he used the barbecue to appease the madness of the big snake that could destroy the world.

Why on earth would he do this...

In fact, it's just because the top of the steamed buns is flat, the barbecue is very suitable, and the scenery is good, the barbecue peanut cold beer, who else in this world is me.

Gu Tao set a death goal for White Wolf, that is, no matter what, the negotiation will last for more than three hours, the longer the better, and he can't leave during this time, he originally said he wanted to go to Paris for a good tour, after all The development there is really fun, but now I’m afraid I won’t be able to leave for a while.

"Chendian, take me to Paris when it's over."

"Where are you going? Scaring people?"

While Gu Tao was flipping the roasted beef, he was chatting with Mantou. His strong mental strength made it possible for Mantou to communicate with Gu Tao without hindrance, but no one else could hear anything.

"I've turned into a human form. I heard a seagull say that there are a lot of delicious food and wine in Paris."

"You're not allowed to drink! How many times do I have to tell you?"

"How about a little drink?"

"Not at all."

"Where's the fruit wine? It's very weak."

He was so annoyed that he couldn't bear it anymore. Gu Tao sighed: "You can drink, but if you dare to get drunk, then I will put you in a small dark room when you go back. I will lock you up for 300 years."

"No!" Mantou strongly resisted: "I finally got out!"

"Then you can figure it out yourself."

After all, the first level of the official rank crushes people, even a monster of Mantou's size dare not argue with Gu Tao. If it is placed on someone else, she has long been frantic and asked to be singled out, but if she dares Gu Tao to say In this case, she will definitely be hung on a tree. If she is lucky, she will be hung, and if she is unlucky, she will be salted and hung on it.

"Okay... then can I have ice cream?"

"Well, eat as much ice cream as you want."

"Then can I have steak?"

"eat!"

"Then can I have a Coke?"

"Why are you so busy? Do you want to be the President of France?"

"is it okay?"

Gu Tao rubbed his nose: "Dream."

The next negotiation lasted for nearly five hours before the two sides reached an initial agreement, but the white wolf also promised that all the demon spirits would not take any further actions during the negotiation period, which made the officials all heave a sigh of relief.

After landing on the shore, they found that there was really no demon spirit on the road full of dangers. They were about to turn around to thank Gu Tao, but found that no matter whether it was White Wolf, Yemenjiad or Gu Tao, they had disappeared. disappeared without a trace.

"Off work! Off work!"

Mantou carried Gu Tao through the sea, because she didn't have to work at night today, she was so excited that she got off work early, humming a song as she ran forward: "Go to France...Go to France..."

"White Wolf and the others?" Mantou stopped suddenly, turned around and glanced: "Didn't you follow?"

"They are not as energetic as you. They went back to catch up on sleep, and the second round of negotiations will start in three days. If one of them wants to fly, it doesn't look like you just stand there."

"I am the main pillar." Steamed Bun said unconvinced: "If it weren't for me, who would be afraid of them!"

That's right. In terms of physical pressure, except for those real dragons, they are all steamed buns. Normal people would be scared to death when they see such a tonnage.

"Okay, it's almost here, you change."

"Okay!" Mantou suddenly jumped up high and turned into a human shape with a bang as it fell, and landed beside Gu Tao, stepping on the water as if weightless: "Chendian, let's go to a bar !"

(End of this chapter)