Earth Survival Guide

Chapter 729 My motherland and I cannot be separated for a moment.

"Hey, what do you usually like to do?"

"Eat and sleep with Yin Rong."

"Then do you think Yin Rong is more beautiful or Sixth Sister is more beautiful?"

The prince silently raised his head and glanced at Xiu Chen. He felt that this woman... her thinking mode was somewhat stable. If she raised such a question, she was either deliberately causing trouble, or she thought she was prettier than the master's wife.

If it is the first one, this person is very bad, but according to the prince's daily observation of them, these people are all selected by the teacher, and there are no bad people.Then there is the second result left, she thinks she is prettier than Shi Niang.

Turtle... Where did she awaken to this idea? It's really amazing.It’s not that the prince is trying to flatter her. Even in the painting, there is no woman more beautiful than the master’s wife. How can a mere Kunlun sect girl be compared to her?

That's right, Xiuchen is indeed beautiful when taken out alone, more delicate than Yin Rong, and can be compared with a kitten, but why is she so desperate to compare with her teacher?Is she shameless?

"No." The prince put down the lunch box, dumbfounded: "Why do you think Rongrong can compare to my mistress?"

"Ah?" Xiuchen was stunned for a moment: "I..."

"Even if Rongrong is here, I still have the same answer. Master explained it in terms of metaphysics. Do you really think there is anyone in the world who can compare with a person who is so good?"

Xiuchen was stunned for a moment, then dimmed as if he had been hit.

"You, don't think too much, it's almost as good as comparing with others, don't provoke the teacher's level, you will have to pay a price to that level."

Because it is logistical support, the prince has to eat and live here these days. The school has already asked for leave, and the teacher has no problem with people like him asking for leave. first person.

It's just that the prince doesn't understand that Xiuchen is here. He has already given her a vacation, so she can go and play, and she doesn't need to stay here at all.It's not because the prince hates her, but because it's really not suitable for a lonely man and a widow to be in a relatively closed place. Even if he can restrain himself, it won't sound good if it spreads.

But he couldn't tell Xiu Chen openly, because the prince was not Gu Tao after all. He was not that shameless, and he had finally entered their small team. If he really chased Xiu Chen away, the girl's thoughts would be unpredictable. No one knows what she will be thinking. If she accidentally thinks too much, she will be in trouble later.

"Have you always been this smart?"

Xiuchen is actually looking for something to talk about right now, otherwise it would be too embarrassing, and the prince... a straight man is a bit serious, if he hangs up and doesn't talk, it's really a bit uncomfortable, so just find something to talk about.

"I started to read when I was less than two years old. I started researching nuclear fusion when I was 11 years old. I independently built a reactor at the age of 15. At the age of 17, I built the first fully enclosed exoskeleton with independent intellectual property rights in human history that can form combat effectiveness. I papers have been published in authoritative journals.”

Xiu Chen rolled her eyes, the answer she wanted was not this, any girl who wanted to come up could listen to these things, although he didn't deny that he wasn't bragging, but it was so boring.

"Then how did you meet Yin Rong?"

"This." The prince put the lunch box on the table: "Then we have to start from the beginning. Do you still remember that many monsters suddenly appeared one day?"

"Ah."

"That day……"

In fact, this incident is also a bit of fun. When the 33rd day came, bugs made troubles, and low-level demon spirits invaded many cities. Energy reactions kept coming out of the surroundings, and he wanted to subdue demons with itchy hands, but it was fine at first, but he couldn't beat them when he encountered a slightly stronger one.

When he was about to be killed, a wooden sword fell from the sky and directly stabbed the monster he couldn't beat to death, and Yin Rong's appearance was inherited from Xin Chen, that kind of The sword comes down first, and then the person comes lightly, with his toes resting on the hilt.At that moment, the prince suddenly felt that the moonlight was all over the city, long hair, thin, abstinence, lofty, expressionless, and cold eyes.

At that time, Yin Rong was like a bullet that concentrated the prince's heart. He chased after him and wanted a WeChat message or something, but Yin Rong left without even looking at him. He still remembered how she flew with her sword, Light, handsome and fairy.

In the few days after that, the prince was deeply involved and couldn't extricate himself. To put it bluntly, the spring dream was full of Yin Rong's appearance.But there is no contact information, so it can only be said that one side has exhausted the fate of a lifetime.

But fate is something that can’t be explained clearly. Then one day without any special features, his father asked him to check the accounts in his own shopping mall in another city. goddess.

He hesitated for a long time, but finally decided to go up and ask for her phone number.

I won’t go into details about this process, anyway, if you suffer, you will definitely suffer. Yin Rong’s character is that she has a dog in her heart, and strangers are not allowed to enter. It’s strange that a prodigal son like the prince who hastily stepped forward to ask the phone is not tossed. .

But strangely enough, when the prince almost gave up hope in the end, Yin Rong gave him the phone.

So the two hooked up like this. The prince transferred to her city for her, and even booked an entire park to set off fireworks for her to be happy.

As for...how Yin Rong agreed to be his girlfriend, he himself didn't know, but he knew that Yin Rong was really cute. Although she was cold, she was hot inside.

Later, after he knew about Yin Rong's life experience, he treated her even more dearly. Although everyone said that they didn't understand love when they first met at a young age, could a genius be a problem?He tried his best to please Rongrong, and she did not disappoint the prince, her most beautiful smile was only for him.

"I think that's enough."

As the prince spoke, he picked up the box lunch and ate it loudly, and instantly transformed from Prince Charming into a greasy man like Gu Tao. This contrast made him unable to extricate himself from being immersed in such a perfect love story just now. The Prince Charming suddenly became a...a...Teacher Gu?

Really, the way of eating wildly, and the confidence in his eyes, no matter how greasy his expression is, this is Mr. Gu's trumpet at all!She just looked at the prince's side face like this, her eyes widened in disbelief.

"Anyway, I don't think no matter how good you are to Rong Rong, it's not too much. She has suffered too much before, and someone needs to love her."

"Why not take care of her?"

"She is better than me. What can I do to take care of her? All I can do is feel sorry for her and love him." The prince threw the lunch box into the trash can and wiped his mouth: "Actually, you know, I actually have The first proposition is to replace all words such as responsibility, persistence, filial piety, and trust with love, because if you love someone enough, many things are instinct."

"But one can love many people at the same time."

"That's right." The prince nodded and said, "There are many, many kinds of love among friends, love among relatives, love between parents, love between lovers, and love between husband and wife."

right! ! !That's the attitude!That's the tone! ! !

Xiuchen took a deep breath, this is Teacher Gu in the sky... No, this is Teacher Gu's manifestation!

She looked at the prince with great interest, resting her chin on her hands: "People in your department are so interesting and very confident. Teacher Gu is also like this. When you talk, just like him, your eyes sparkle."

The prince chuckled, turned around and sat down in front of the console again: "I'm continuing to monitor, you should go back early."

"I have a room here."

"Don't you find it inconvenient?"

"What do you want to do to me? You can't beat me, and you dare to be rough on me? You won't live until tomorrow morning."

"It spreads out and has a bad reputation."

Xiu Chen got up: "I'm going back to my room."

The prince sighed, shook his head helplessly, and then began to stare at the monitor and pay attention to the movements of the two groups.

At the same time, Gu Tao was sitting at the reception desk on Kunlun Mountain. Sitting next to him was Xiuling, and opposite him sat the legendary witch. What Gu Tao didn't expect was that this witch was only 16 years old. , is a high school student.

At the same time, she is also Gu Tao's fanatical fan. To what extent is she fanatical? If it weren't for her entourage watching, she would lift up her clothes and ask Gu Tao to sign her belly with a signature pen.

It's that hardcore.

And Gu Tao is somewhat perverted, he is not used to being licked, but he would be happy to be scolded, because no one in this world can beat him, he likes to slander people so much, he may have been a watering can in his previous life.

But if he is licked, he can't resist it. This kind of fake social situation makes people uncomfortable.

"If you want, you can visit me at any time, and I will guide you around Kyoto."

"I will definitely go if I have a chance, and I may have to trouble you then."

"No, no, it's a great honor for you to come and visit. Please be sure to tell me your itinerary in advance, because in order to welcome you, I will bathe and fast for three days."

Really, Xiu Ling couldn't listen to it any longer, felt nauseated and wanted to vomit.These polite words are really set in one set, this little girl probably doesn't know what kind of virtue Gu Tao is, what kind of stuff is taking a bath and fasting for three days.This grandson can squat at the door of the public toilet and eat stinky tofu. He is a tough guy. It is the right answer to invite him to eat pig intestines sashimi.

"So, is Mr. Gu free these days?"

This legendary witch speaks Chinese very well, her words are correct and her accent is quaint, even more serious than what Xiu Ling speaks. After all, Xiu Ling studied abroad, and she can’t stop sputtering two words in English. She speaks in English. More authentic than Mandarin.

"I'm still free." Gu Tao took a sip of tea: "Is there anything Miss Miko needs?"

"Then can I have the courage to invite you to travel with me? I have admired Chinese culture for a long time, but I have never been able to get started. I would like to ask Mr. Gu to preach and teach me."

This quality...Really, Gu Tao thinks that this little girl is amazing, that kind of appearance that is used to seeing the big world.Looking at Xiuling again, everyone is a fucking princess, how people talk, how Xiuling talks, the judgment is judged.Fortunately, Qingcheng is recommended by the representative of Chinese culture this year, and Kunlun really doesn’t have any popularity.

"Of course." Gu Tao said with a smile: "It is my honor to be invited by the Inheritance Witch."

The Holy Witch is actually a somewhat westernized description. Strictly speaking, this girl is called the Inheritance Witch, who is the earth walker of the gods in their mythology system, and is known as the daughter of the Peacock King and the Heavenly Snake King.

The Mauryan King is now worried about how to open the tunnel, and the Sky Snake King... Hahahahaha, the Sky Snake King has become a contractor. Because the construction progress is slow, he wears a safety helmet and wanders around the construction site every day.

And the two kings are both boys, so they can't give birth to daughters.

So... that's why it's called religious nihilism. If you don't know those two big monsters, Gu Tao can really be confused, but now... the seal of the Sixteen Kingdoms is not for nothing, maybe after a while Eighteen countries, because someone from the Great Wilderness North also came to contact, wanting Gu Tao to be in charge of the tool.

After a long period of blowing rainbow farts, Xiuling found someone to take the holy witch to visit Kunlun Mountains, and she went to fetch a bottle of strange wine and handed it to Gu Tao: "Here, the gift she gave .”

Gu Tao glanced at the bottle and turned his head: "No."

"Don't you like to drink?"

"Hold the grass, I like drinking so I have to drink chewing wine? This thing has no hygienic standards, it's disgusting."

"Oh, I had a hot chat with the little girl just now, what's the matter? Isn't she pretty enough?"

"Can it be more beautiful than you?"

"Hey! You can talk." Xiu Ling pushed the wine aside, also with a look of disgust: "Then I'll make you some chewing wine too, do you want to drink it or not?"

Gu Tao scratched his head: "Kissing is acceptable to me, but you said that the things you chewed are fermented. Come on, let me give you a popular science about what oral bacteria produce after anaerobic fermentation."

"No, no, no..." Xiu Ling retched, "It disgusts me."

But after she was done feeling sick, she raised her head and nodded her chin: "Are you really going to be her escort?"

"This is a potential big customer. What did she just say? 3000 million Gao Tianyuan followers?"

"It must be an exaggeration. Japan only has such a large population."

"Whether it's an exaggeration or not, let me ask you, if the holy witch acts as a spokesperson, can this business be done?"

"Yes." Xiu Ling nodded vigorously: "It can be sold out!"

"Take her!" Gu Tao slapped the table and stood up.

Although the idea is good, Gu Tao's schedule in the next few days really tossed Gu Tao to the point of explosion. There are really many rules for the Holy Witch. How many are there? It's the kind of divination that needs to be done in advance when you go out in the morning. kind of.

Nothing, just one word - exquisite.

When eating, three people have to taste the taste. It doesn't mean to try a dish once, but to try every bite, so it takes at least three hours to accompany her to eat a meal.

Eat at seven o'clock in the morning, finish at ten o'clock, and in a blink of an eye, it's twelve o'clock, and it's time to eat again.Let's have a meal. At three o'clock in the afternoon, we will go around and eat at six o'clock.Eat until nine o'clock.

One day just passed by.

This method is not only slow, but also fucking disgusting. Gu Tao thinks he is a rough person, but he really can't eat the food that has been licked by three people.

But he also has to respect other people's beliefs and customs. This is really tossing him... These past few days have made him lose a lot of weight, and he often sneaks out to eat skewered instant noodles by himself in the middle of the night.
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Let’s say four thousand words today, and maybe four thousand words tomorrow.Just give me three days of rest...

(End of this chapter)