Zizhao Chuan: The Biggest Sportsman
Chapter 133 The Door Incident
Chapter 133 The Door Incident
At 3 o'clock in the afternoon that day, the men's 110m hurdles final of the Zurich Golden League also started on time.
With Jackson and Garcia also conserving their strength and Johnson recovering in a mediocre state, Creel, Trammell, Rose and others are not Guo Zizhao's opponents at all.
In the end, with a time of 13 seconds, Guo Zizhao once again won the 07-meter hurdles championship.At the same time, a new Asian record was created again.
Two championships, two Asian records broken... Guo Zizhao's competition in Zurich was perfect!
Of course, Guo Zizhao's system rewards are also very rich. The reward of 3 attribute points and 900 experience points also made Guo Zizhao happy for a while.Well, minus the 240 points consumed by the equipment used in this competition, then the gain this time is 660 points.Finally, I made up for the consumption of training during this period of time, hehe...
Guo Zizhao was also amused for a while before he came back to his senses again. Let's add the 3 attribute points gained this time first.There is nothing to consider, first add 2 points to "strength", and add "strength" to 84 points at the top of this level.The remaining 1 point was added to "Agility", which turned the "Agility" attribute into 81 points.
The next step is to train hard, try to integrate more attributes before the World Championships, Guo Zizhao continues to be happy and yy...
……
However, Guo Zizhao's good mood didn't last long. After he walked out of the arena, he was quickly destroyed by the reporters coming up from all around.
Originally, Guo Zizhao thought that these reporters came to interview him because he had won two championships in this competition.But as soon as these reporters scrambled to ask questions, Guo Zizhao's head went blank.
I rely on! ...What is this mess?
"Mr. Guo Zizhao, are you still a virgin now? Are you a man?"
"Excuse me, is it because of your current virginity? Can you achieve such good results?"
"It is said that once you are not a virgin? Boy, will you lose all your achievements now?"
"Excuse me, will you always remain in a male state? It is said that the oriental magic you practice will cause you to never be able to like women?"
"Can you tell us about your oriental spells?"
"Excuse me, are you gay? Do you have a boyfriend now? Do you support same-sex marriage?"
Guo Zizhao felt as if his head was hit hard with a sledgehammer, and he was confused with a "buzz"...
Even Song Ping, who came out with Guo Zizhao, was shocked by these fanatical reporters and these inexplicable questions!
What the hell is this?Still in *male state?Oriental magic?Still gay?I'm the same sex as your mother...
"Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Guo Zizhao also immediately snatched the microphone from a reporter, and greeted this group of inexplicable reporters loudly.
"Stop! Everyone stop! Everyone stop!" After Guo Zizhao was busy for a while, the scene finally quieted down, "I just came out of the game! So who can tell me what happened? And you guys What do you mean by those weird questions you just asked?"
. . . . . .
There was another commotion at the scene, but Guo Zizhao and others slowly figured out the ins and outs of this matter amidst everyone's answers.
It turned out that in the final analysis, Guo Zizhao did it himself.
Just half an hour ago, the media interviewed Montgomery, the runner-up of the men's 100 meters in this station.When talking about Guo Zizhao, the champion of this station, Montgomery also complained that this is the third gold medal that Guo Zizhao has taken away from him.
However, just when the media began to fan the flames, hoping to provoke a verbal conflict between the two, Montgomery said that he did not envy Guo Zizhao's championship at all, because Guo Zizhao's championship was bought with a huge sacrifice.
Then, Montgomery began to proudly introduce the messy things he heard from Guo Zizhao, coupled with his self-righteous understanding, so it became like this in the ears of the media:
"As you know, Chinese people know "Chinese kongfu". And Guo Zizhao knows something better than "Chinese kongfu", called "neigong". No, it's not "qigong" but "neigong"!" Montgomery was proud Said triumphantly, "This "neigong", Guo Zizhao said it is a boy's skill, that is, only virgins can be practiced successfully. Guo Zizhao's current grades are so good, because he is still a virgin, so he has practiced for more than ten years Only then did I become this "neigong". But if I practice "neigong", I will be a virgin for the rest of my life? I'm a man, so I won't envy Guo Zizhao."
What Montgomery said became more and more exciting, "Guo Zizhao also said that in order to become a "neigong", besides being a male, you must also learn to use the chrysanthemum book to open up the blood. But I don't know how to open up the chrysanthemum's blood. Got it. He still asked me if I want to learn it? I won’t learn it! I’m not gay, how could I learn this spell! But Guo Zizhao is pitiful... tsk tsk tsk.”
……
After listening to the reporters' stories, Guo Zizhao almost spat out blood...
I rely on!Montgomery, I fuck you...
Your grandma's is the place?man!Where is your whole family?male!Also get through the blood of the chrysanthemum?Damn, you can understand the truth of chrysanthemums and bruises without a teacher...
Guo Zizhao was completely devastated by Montgomery's mindless speculation.Even after Song Pingping understood it, his face was flushed with suffocation.Guo Zizhao suspected that they were about to suffer internal injuries from that expression of wanting to laugh but feeling embarrassed.
"Laugh! Laugh if you want, and everyone will know that this is a misunderstanding!" Guo Zizhao also turned his head and said helplessly to everyone.
"Haha.....haha....." Song Ping and the others finally couldn't hold back any longer. As soon as Guo Zizhao's words fell, the group of people began to laugh and leaned forward.
So the scene was such a strange scene, Guo Zizhao was holding a microphone with a sad face, in front of a group of foreign media who were confused, and behind him were a few unscrupulous uncles who were out of breath laughing.
However, the performance of Song Pingping and others really made the media understand that this matter may really be a big oolong.
. . . . . .
Well, I had to bury the hole I dug myself.
Who told me to start fooling Montgomery as soon as my head got hot at that time.I didn't expect this buddy to have such a low level of education and comprehension, and he actually made a "deal? Male family" incident for me.Your sister's, luckily it's not "Chrysanthemum Gate", Guo Zizhao also wiped his cold sweat
Alas... It seems that foreign athletes still need to improve their cultural level.This is still very necessary!
Guo Zizhao waited for the scene to become a little quieter, and then began to explain to the reporters at the scene, "First of all, let me declare that I don't know any oriental skills, and I won't be a virgin all my life? Male, let alone a so-called homosexual. I The current results in the competition are the results of hard training under the guidance of my coaching team over the years. It has nothing to do with the so-called "internal strength" and male status."
Seeing that the reporters below were about to start rioting and rushing to ask questions, Guo Zizhao quickly waved his hand to stop everyone's movement, and then explained, "Everyone, don't worry, and don't ask random questions, I will explain to you slowly. "
"In fact, this matter is very simple. It is mainly a misunderstanding caused by our poor cultural communication between the East and the West. Just like saying "dragon", in the East "dragon" represents the image of auspiciousness and justice, while in the West "Dragon" represents a cruel and evil force. And these two different "dragons" are also completely different in appearance. This is the difference in the understanding of cultural images between the East and the West."
Guo Zizhao also turned on the fooling mode again, "This time the incident is the same. I told Montgomery that the reason why I am so good is because I practice boy kung fu! What is boy kung fu? It means physical training since childhood. I have been practicing for more than ten years before I have the current results. However, due to cultural differences, Montgomery understood that he must be a virgin to be able to train successfully. Well... I understand it like this, and I am also very worried about Montgomery's IQ. "
Still one update.
(End of this chapter)
At 3 o'clock in the afternoon that day, the men's 110m hurdles final of the Zurich Golden League also started on time.
With Jackson and Garcia also conserving their strength and Johnson recovering in a mediocre state, Creel, Trammell, Rose and others are not Guo Zizhao's opponents at all.
In the end, with a time of 13 seconds, Guo Zizhao once again won the 07-meter hurdles championship.At the same time, a new Asian record was created again.
Two championships, two Asian records broken... Guo Zizhao's competition in Zurich was perfect!
Of course, Guo Zizhao's system rewards are also very rich. The reward of 3 attribute points and 900 experience points also made Guo Zizhao happy for a while.Well, minus the 240 points consumed by the equipment used in this competition, then the gain this time is 660 points.Finally, I made up for the consumption of training during this period of time, hehe...
Guo Zizhao was also amused for a while before he came back to his senses again. Let's add the 3 attribute points gained this time first.There is nothing to consider, first add 2 points to "strength", and add "strength" to 84 points at the top of this level.The remaining 1 point was added to "Agility", which turned the "Agility" attribute into 81 points.
The next step is to train hard, try to integrate more attributes before the World Championships, Guo Zizhao continues to be happy and yy...
……
However, Guo Zizhao's good mood didn't last long. After he walked out of the arena, he was quickly destroyed by the reporters coming up from all around.
Originally, Guo Zizhao thought that these reporters came to interview him because he had won two championships in this competition.But as soon as these reporters scrambled to ask questions, Guo Zizhao's head went blank.
I rely on! ...What is this mess?
"Mr. Guo Zizhao, are you still a virgin now? Are you a man?"
"Excuse me, is it because of your current virginity? Can you achieve such good results?"
"It is said that once you are not a virgin? Boy, will you lose all your achievements now?"
"Excuse me, will you always remain in a male state? It is said that the oriental magic you practice will cause you to never be able to like women?"
"Can you tell us about your oriental spells?"
"Excuse me, are you gay? Do you have a boyfriend now? Do you support same-sex marriage?"
Guo Zizhao felt as if his head was hit hard with a sledgehammer, and he was confused with a "buzz"...
Even Song Ping, who came out with Guo Zizhao, was shocked by these fanatical reporters and these inexplicable questions!
What the hell is this?Still in *male state?Oriental magic?Still gay?I'm the same sex as your mother...
"Stop! Stop! Stop!"
Guo Zizhao also immediately snatched the microphone from a reporter, and greeted this group of inexplicable reporters loudly.
"Stop! Everyone stop! Everyone stop!" After Guo Zizhao was busy for a while, the scene finally quieted down, "I just came out of the game! So who can tell me what happened? And you guys What do you mean by those weird questions you just asked?"
. . . . . .
There was another commotion at the scene, but Guo Zizhao and others slowly figured out the ins and outs of this matter amidst everyone's answers.
It turned out that in the final analysis, Guo Zizhao did it himself.
Just half an hour ago, the media interviewed Montgomery, the runner-up of the men's 100 meters in this station.When talking about Guo Zizhao, the champion of this station, Montgomery also complained that this is the third gold medal that Guo Zizhao has taken away from him.
However, just when the media began to fan the flames, hoping to provoke a verbal conflict between the two, Montgomery said that he did not envy Guo Zizhao's championship at all, because Guo Zizhao's championship was bought with a huge sacrifice.
Then, Montgomery began to proudly introduce the messy things he heard from Guo Zizhao, coupled with his self-righteous understanding, so it became like this in the ears of the media:
"As you know, Chinese people know "Chinese kongfu". And Guo Zizhao knows something better than "Chinese kongfu", called "neigong". No, it's not "qigong" but "neigong"!" Montgomery was proud Said triumphantly, "This "neigong", Guo Zizhao said it is a boy's skill, that is, only virgins can be practiced successfully. Guo Zizhao's current grades are so good, because he is still a virgin, so he has practiced for more than ten years Only then did I become this "neigong". But if I practice "neigong", I will be a virgin for the rest of my life? I'm a man, so I won't envy Guo Zizhao."
What Montgomery said became more and more exciting, "Guo Zizhao also said that in order to become a "neigong", besides being a male, you must also learn to use the chrysanthemum book to open up the blood. But I don't know how to open up the chrysanthemum's blood. Got it. He still asked me if I want to learn it? I won’t learn it! I’m not gay, how could I learn this spell! But Guo Zizhao is pitiful... tsk tsk tsk.”
……
After listening to the reporters' stories, Guo Zizhao almost spat out blood...
I rely on!Montgomery, I fuck you...
Your grandma's is the place?man!Where is your whole family?male!Also get through the blood of the chrysanthemum?Damn, you can understand the truth of chrysanthemums and bruises without a teacher...
Guo Zizhao was completely devastated by Montgomery's mindless speculation.Even after Song Pingping understood it, his face was flushed with suffocation.Guo Zizhao suspected that they were about to suffer internal injuries from that expression of wanting to laugh but feeling embarrassed.
"Laugh! Laugh if you want, and everyone will know that this is a misunderstanding!" Guo Zizhao also turned his head and said helplessly to everyone.
"Haha.....haha....." Song Ping and the others finally couldn't hold back any longer. As soon as Guo Zizhao's words fell, the group of people began to laugh and leaned forward.
So the scene was such a strange scene, Guo Zizhao was holding a microphone with a sad face, in front of a group of foreign media who were confused, and behind him were a few unscrupulous uncles who were out of breath laughing.
However, the performance of Song Pingping and others really made the media understand that this matter may really be a big oolong.
. . . . . .
Well, I had to bury the hole I dug myself.
Who told me to start fooling Montgomery as soon as my head got hot at that time.I didn't expect this buddy to have such a low level of education and comprehension, and he actually made a "deal? Male family" incident for me.Your sister's, luckily it's not "Chrysanthemum Gate", Guo Zizhao also wiped his cold sweat
Alas... It seems that foreign athletes still need to improve their cultural level.This is still very necessary!
Guo Zizhao waited for the scene to become a little quieter, and then began to explain to the reporters at the scene, "First of all, let me declare that I don't know any oriental skills, and I won't be a virgin all my life? Male, let alone a so-called homosexual. I The current results in the competition are the results of hard training under the guidance of my coaching team over the years. It has nothing to do with the so-called "internal strength" and male status."
Seeing that the reporters below were about to start rioting and rushing to ask questions, Guo Zizhao quickly waved his hand to stop everyone's movement, and then explained, "Everyone, don't worry, and don't ask random questions, I will explain to you slowly. "
"In fact, this matter is very simple. It is mainly a misunderstanding caused by our poor cultural communication between the East and the West. Just like saying "dragon", in the East "dragon" represents the image of auspiciousness and justice, while in the West "Dragon" represents a cruel and evil force. And these two different "dragons" are also completely different in appearance. This is the difference in the understanding of cultural images between the East and the West."
Guo Zizhao also turned on the fooling mode again, "This time the incident is the same. I told Montgomery that the reason why I am so good is because I practice boy kung fu! What is boy kung fu? It means physical training since childhood. I have been practicing for more than ten years before I have the current results. However, due to cultural differences, Montgomery understood that he must be a virgin to be able to train successfully. Well... I understand it like this, and I am also very worried about Montgomery's IQ. "
Still one update.
(End of this chapter)
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