Infinite Two-dimensional Smash Bros.

Chapter 149 A Blind Date
The next day, after resting and recuperating, Li Tianyu and Liu Zihao met at the agreed place and were about to go on a blind date.

"Is this what you're wearing?" Liu Zihao looked at Li Tianyu's T-shirt and jeans in disbelief and asked, Li Tianyu gave him a blank look: "It's your blind date, not mine. Just treat me as a decoration, don't bother me."

"That's not okay! You have to say more good things to me later!" Liu Zihao frowned and said dissatisfiedly, "Cover me at the right time, if I'm dissatisfied with the woman, you have to find an excuse for me and take me away! You are my wingman, okay!?"

"Oh, it's so troublesome..." Li Tianyu whispered impatiently, "I'll try my best."

In fact, Li Tianyu didn't take this matter to heart at all. After all, Liu Zihao works as a personal fitness trainer in this first-tier city, earning more than 2 yuan a month. In addition to his lumpy body, although his facial features are not outstanding, he has a figure to support him. Pretty handsome.A man like this still needs to worry about blind dates?To be honest, Liu Zihao was surprised that he needed a blind date.

After meeting at the designated place, the woman looked pretty good, with a slender figure. Although the makeup was a bit heavy, it is also a skill to look good. Her long hair was tied into a small braid at the back of her head, and her hair looked smooth. The appearance makes people want to caress her, and the dress is also very fashionable, giving people the feeling of a lively girl.

In comparison, her best friend's appearance is a little more ordinary, her eyes are slightly smaller, and her face is not very good-looking, probably because it is used as a green leaf to set off her.

After the two parties greeted each other, they entered the restaurant and sat down.Because the agreed meeting place was outside the restaurant, there was not much additional communication. After going in to find a place to sit down and order food, the two sides began to chat.

"Hello, do you like playing games and watching anime?" Liu Zihao's first sentence revealed his true nature.

"Pfft!" Li Tianyu almost spit out the water he drank: now he knows why this guy has such a good condition, but he still has to rely on a blind date.

Although Li Tianyu despises Liu Zihao on the surface, he actually envies Liu Zihao in his heart. He can live in the way he likes without caring about other people's eyes, but he can only pretend that he is another person in front of others. To please these blind dates.He also wanted to be like Liu Zihao, who candidly say what he likes.

"Huh? Games and anime?" The blind date girl frowned and asked in disgust.

"He's just asking." Li Tianyu quickly explained, otherwise the first sentence at the beginning would be obsolete, and the next one would be a fart kiss, anyway, we have to wait until the food is served, otherwise it should be over without eating. Yes, he was starving to death by now.

"You also know that we single dogs don't have girlfriends, we don't smoke, drink or gamble, and we don't have much entertainment. Of course, we can only watch anime, chase dramas and play games in our free time." Li Tianyu explained on his behalf, " Otherwise, what do you think we should do when we are not working? Are you in a daze? He is a personal trainer, and he is exercising at work, right?"

"Oh, that's it." The girl smiled when she heard the words, "Well, that's true. I usually watch things like Legend of X and Yan XX when I have nothing to do. It's okay to play games a little, as long as you don't get addicted. alright."

Such as X Chuan and Yan XX Lue, Gongdouju... The expressions of Li Tianyu and Liu Zihao sank in unison.

"Sorry, I think I..." Liu Zihao had a sullen face and was about to get angry.

"We haven't seen these Gongdou dramas before! I'm sorry." Li Tianyu quickly interrupted him and gave Liu Zihao a hard look: Can you fucking wait until the food is served before getting mad! ?Anyway, let me go back after lunch!
"Really? It's very good-looking. I recommend it." The girl smiled and said, "I can watch it with you if I have the opportunity in the future."

I'm afraid there won't be that chance... Li Tianyu smiled secretly in his heart, Liu Zihao probably wouldn't watch this kind of genre even if he died.In fact, these are two extremes. Women who like to watch Gongdou dramas and men who like to watch anime have nothing to do with each other.

Li Tianyu might force himself to take a look in order to accommodate his girlfriend, but Liu Zihao doesn't seem like that type.

The girl's best friend frowned and said, "I really hate boys playing games, I think it's very naive. What's so fun about games? Why not go shopping."

What fun is there in shopping? ?Might as well play games at home!Li Tianyu rolled his eyes and replied angrily in his heart.

Liu Zihao was expressionless, but the veins on his forehead were throbbing.Li Tianyu could foresee with his domineering look that Liu Zihao would slap the table and start to get angry, so he quickly pressed him down and replied: "Isn't that boring? It's just playing games to pass the time once in a while. With a girl Friends, of course I will go to accompany my girlfriend."

"No..." Liu Zihao frowned and was about to interrupt him. Li Tianyu glared at him viciously, and said through gritted teeth, "It's nothing, just! I don't think we need to talk so directly, let's just be casual!"

"But don't you think so?" The best friend asked helplessly, "What's so interesting about games? It's just manipulating some data on the computer with a mouse and keyboard. , and going to the Olympics?"

"What? The game is still going to the Olympics?" The girl who was on a blind date with Liu Zihao couldn't help laughing, "Isn't it just a group of Internet bugs playing games there? Can this be considered a competition? Are you kidding me?"

Now Li Tianyu was also a little angry, but he advised himself to wait until the meal was over before leaving, so he had to be patient.

However, the two women pushed forward and began to talk endlessly to themselves.

"That's right, and some dead houses are so disgusting, why do you buy pillows, figures... and spend money on game equipment." The girl's best friend said with a smile, "I really don't understand why you boys put Spending money on these meaningless things? Those anime characters and game characters are just virtual things, why don’t you just buy something to eat yourself.”

"You..." Liu Zihao's face turned red with anger, but Li Tianyu interrupted him anyway.

"Isn't spending money just to make yourself happy?" Li Tianyu interrupted Liu Zihao coldly, retorting to his best friend, "It's as if we men don't understand the meaning of your women buying those cosmetics, and you don't always have to take them off in the end. What’s the point of buying those bags, clothes, shoes, and lipsticks and perfumes? Didn’t you just wear them once or twice after you bought them? In essence, everyone is the same, spending money to make yourself happy and satisfied That's it, isn't it?"

Realizing that Li Tianyu lost his temper a little, the best friend also became a little angry: "What, the ones we bought are all real, are they different from the data in your game? Why are you so excited? You are that Kind of a dead house? It's disgusting, no wonder you're still single now..."

"Then do you have a boyfriend now?" Li Tianyu raised his eyebrows and asked back.

"I don't have a boyfriend because I don't like those stinky men around me." The best friend said angrily, and Li Tianyu suddenly realized: "Oh——! I see, I'm single because I'm disgusting, and you are single because The people around you are disgusting. Then you are awesome. Although I don’t know why you are so confident, because in my opinion you are much more disgusting than a dead house. Take your excellent current charge and my disgusting Let’s compare the dead house as a representative of these two types.”

As he said that, Li Tianyu pointed to himself: "As a dead house, although I also think the Gongdou dramas you watch are disgusting, I reserve my opinion and allow you to like those things you like, but you treat me What you like shows a series of disdain and insults. And you still think that you are excellent, and I am disgusting. Doesn’t this happen to be self-righteous in my opinion? You like carrots , People who like to eat green vegetables are disgusting? Does the earth revolve around you? What you like is excellent, and what others like is disgusting?"

"I...then, this was originally..." The best friend was at a loss for words for a moment, not knowing how to refute.

"Also, why is e-sports not considered a competition?" Li Tianyu continued to ask, "The so-called competition tends to be a kind of spirit, a competitive heart eager to win, and it is considered a competition based on this premise, but it has not yet been approved by everyone. Approved."

"A group of internet-addicted teenagers are sitting there playing games and wiggling their fingers. How can it be considered e-sports? Don't you think it's funny?" The girl who came to the blind date at the moment was a little angry when she saw Li Tianyu's constant teasing of her best friend, and asked.

"According to you, the Paralympic Games still have a group of disabled people competing on the field, do you also think they are funny?" Li Tianyu asked angrily, "Everyone does the same thing to win, Honing your skills and striving to win, it’s just that the events are different. Even the Olympic Committee is already considering including e-sports as an official event, but you scoff here. This happens to be a manifestation of your arrogance and self-righteousness! "

"What do you mean, friend?!" The girl on the blind date turned to Liu Zihao and asked.

She probably hoped that Liu Zihao could speak for her, but Liu Zihao sneered and said angrily: "What do you mean, don't you understand? It means that you two are very self-righteous! What right do you have to say that other people's favorite things are disgusting?!"

Li Tianyu also said angrily: "I don't steal, rob, or cheat. I haven't done anything to be ashamed of. I'm also very polite to the people around me. I will give up my seat to those who need it in the car, and I will give up to homeless people." Feeding cats and dogs, just because I like something you don’t like, you will be called disgusting? Such a mean and self-righteous person still feels good about himself? Who gave you confidence? What’s wrong with liking Two-dimensional? We have a sense of substitution Qiang, we can experience the virtual world that you can't experience, but we can experience it personally! We can also see the world that you can see, but you can't see the world that we see. What is so superior about you? !"

"That's great!" Liu Zihao clapped his hands, with a moved expression on his face: "You have spoken my heart out!"

"Then you like it, I think you'll be single for the rest of your life!" The girl couldn't think of a rebuttal, so she could only drop this sentence in anger, and then pulled her best friend out: "Let's go! Don't bother with these two single dogs." , no one wants to..."

But at this time, the two girls suddenly stood up from the side: "Isn't that hard to say? If someone wants you two like this, naturally someone wants them like that."

(End of this chapter)