olympian big player

Chapter 1 001-You have changed, you are not cute anymore

Someone once said that if you open your eyes and then close your life, your life will be over.It is also said that when the eyes are closed and then opened, the winter goes to the summer solstice.The person who has the most say in this matter is the pace of the departure hall of Melbourne International Airport at this time.This guy who has no shame at all started to take off his handsome long johns in public.

That's right, Bu Zelu, who flew from Beijing to Melbourne, from the northern hemisphere to the southern hemisphere with his eyes closed and then opened, fully experienced the transition from winter to summer. Who would have thought of this.If this is common sense, well, Bu Zelu has no such common sense.

The man who was wearing a down jacket, jeans and sneakers just now is now dressed in Hawaiian style. Fortunately, this guy who never wears tight underwear has a pair of large boxer shorts underneath.

Maybe Melbourne Airport is used to this kind of thing, or maybe Westerners are too open and don’t care at all, thinking it’s just playing performance art. Using the pipa to half-hide his face, he gave a glimpse of his eight tofu-like abs, but he didn't seduce a row of stewardesses who just passed by him.

"Tch, it's not in good taste." Bu Zelu glanced at his mouth, scratching his butt with one hand and pushing the car with the other, looking at the signs around him with a sly look.

Melbourne’s December is completely different from the capital city. It is covered with snow. Well, in fact, the capital city has not had a few snowfalls in winter, but the bleak wind is still freezing, and people’s breath is full of white mist. At this moment, Bu Zelu has already It was decided that he would shelter from the cold together like a migratory bird.summer?It doesn't exist, Xia Tian is the benefit bestowed by gods and Buddhas all over the sky to men, and the cool ladies and sisters will only appear at this moment.

Sitting in the taxi, Bu Zelu's eyes could barely see. There are so many big wild horses, ah, no, it should be the exotic ladies and sisters, how graceful and graceful, how...

'Ding, daily 1/10, push-ups 0/200'

'Hey, hey, jet lag, don't be jet lagged? '

'You are human, 200?Are you crazy? Do you think my small arms and legs can do it? '

Bu Zelu, who was scolding every day in his heart, had no time to reflect on the young lady who had missed an open trot by the window. Although he had never responded to the guy in his head, Bu Zelu still enjoyed talking to it.It can be regarded as passing the time, and on the other hand, it is also to relieve the tension of going abroad for the first time.

After a long journey, the first reaction of most people when they arrive in a hotel room is to throw their whole body on the mattress to stretch their muscles and bones, but Bu Zelu is not, and he hurriedly got out of the travel bag with a displeased face. He took out his yoga mat, and the dead pig lay down on it without fear of the boiling water.As soon as the eyes were closed, he began to wander into the sky.

In Bu Zelu's words, his body was entrusted at this time, even though it was not the first time, the torment from limbs, muscles, and even reflex nerves was still transmitted faithfully.

stop?Sorry, Bu Zelu's body is showing the most standard push-up performance, yes, if there is a mirror by his side, Bu Zelu can even appreciate it, this situation is completely different for him who is on a mission at this time Right to Terminate.

Can't finish?Don't be kidding, the body is entrusted, do you understand the entrustment, that is, this body basically has nothing to do with Bu Zelu at this time. When he was at home, he even tied a homemade portable beverage pot to his body, drinking While watching a movie in the water, the body consciously completes the daily exercise routine.

Of course, depending on the daily tasks, there will be other ways to be lazy. That’s right, no, it’s less than 5 minutes, daily 2/10, squat 0/200 has already started.

"Gulong" Bu Zelu only had the sound of swallowing saliva at this time, and he slumped on the yoga mat, as if the last bit of strength in his body had been drained. For a normal person, even those who have been exercising all the year round, do A whole set of basic exercises to the final movements will also be deformed due to the reduction of the body's ATP and CP, but Bu Zexiu will not. It is completed under the trusteeship of the system, and each of them is carried out in the most standard way.

Think about it, the first push-up is the same as the 200th one. It’s not human. Well, Bu Zelu really can’t be classified as a human right now. It can only be regarded as a pan-human. Ordinary people don't have a mysterious system in their heads.

'Bad Yoga Mat': Bound for extremely slow stamina regeneration and negligible protection of limbs (movement within the area only).

Since having this system, or since this system was restarted, Bu Zelu’s slight cleanliness and lazy cancer have been cured. He has already said goodbye to him every day in the shower, and he is sweating profusely lying on the yoga mat. It's a commonplace thing.

As for whether there is any effect, Bu Zelu really didn’t feel it. Anyway, every time I exercise, the result is that I am paralyzed on the ground without the slightest strength. After finishing on the ordinary wooden floor or carpet, I feel the same after resting, and there is no difference. .

As for the saying that what system produces must be a high-quality product, whoever believes it, Bu Zelu doesn't believe it anyway, at least in terms of equipment.

After bathing, Bu Zelu was lying on the window of the bedroom, looking at the bustling vehicles downstairs in a state of returning to nature, leaning on his chin, squinting his eyes and starting to wander.It seemed that the bath towel that fell from the feet was a little rough, and the big foot was rubbing against the other calf from time to time.

'The days of playing intimate games with the young ladies really have a long way to go. Bu Zelu sighed while looking at the illusory light blue interface in front of him.

'Main task: Obtain a wild card for the 2009 Australian Open (available)'

'Main task: advance to the second round of the main competition (not completed)'

If it was before, Bu Zelu would definitely be full of joy and rush to receive the reward, but he gave up this kind of thing after he was 6 years old. What kind of thing is it? You know, back then he thought he could receive skills like the Prince of Tennis. Yes, the worst thing is to have some kind of dynamic vision, but after carrying the title of the genius tennis prince and winning various elementary school tennis championships in Asia, he disappeared from everyone.

As for the rewards offered, Bu Zelu would have been in the trash a long time ago. If the system did not have the option of 'smelting' back then, at least you could get some experience to improve your physical fitness, but it was something more than 10 years ago. I don't know where he was thrown by his mother.

At the age of seventeen or eighteen, you can't still keep such things as 'classic Ultraman doll', 'genuine Jacky Cheung poster' and 'Four Heavenly Kings limited edition golden song cassette'.

If he hadn't seen that the 'inferior yoga mat' that he pulled out this time had such a slight effect, he would have smelted it directly in the system backpack.Just like the reward given to him in the second round of the wild card game, the "sports socks worn by Zhang Depei", if the Buze shoes are not an eyesore, I really don't want to click on "melting" with my fingers.

And the reward for the winner of the wild card competition is an "extremely inferior yoga mat".And the 'inferior yoga mat' is the only piece of equipment that Bu Zelu has obtained so far with the most special effects of 'system equipment'.

In fact, the most useful prize that the system has been shelved by him for so many years is that he won the 'Foreign Language Card: Chinese (Shaanxi Dialect)'. Back then, when he was only six years old, he was stunned by his fluent Shaanxi dialect. Silly girl, still has a sense of accomplishment, that silly girl doesn't even know which language he speaks.

Alas, the children of the colony are really in dire straits.However, even the "foreign language card" is a useless card, because the three generations of his grandparents all speak "Shaanxi dialect" at home.In his mother's words, you are not allowed to speak outside the house, it's so ugly. 'Hungry and hungry, that meal will miss you. '

The summer rain came and went quickly, and the POSS who had just placed it in the window was driven back to curl up in the bed.I stared blankly at the ceiling in a daze. I have been here for so many years. After experiencing the era of the Internet explosion, if I had a choice, Bu Zelu would definitely not want to come back. It is really a way to go back to before liberation.In addition to wow on the computer to regain some sense of superiority, there is only StarCraft game to find some passion.

As for other games, let alone LOL, he can no longer understand Dota 1. Looking at the old WAR3 engine, he can't play anything. What's left is nothing but a daze, and there is a gap that is incompatible with the times.

In a daze, I don't even know what I'm thinking.

He doesn't understand stock trading. He has no money to invest in those future tycoons. He only has a small noodle restaurant at home or rented it. Originally, his family left him a tuition fee for college, but his muddled posture can't support the wall. Almost didn't graduate from high school.An otaku in the new era, no, calling him an otaku is an insult to the word otaku.If it weren't for the computers in this era, then he would be a Qingpi hanging out on the street.

But now in Xiangjiang, young and Dangerous people all depend on their academic qualifications. After the reunification of the club in 97, they all streamlined their talents. Anyway, the rebirth and system failed to change his most developed 20 years.It's still such a waste.

"By the way, what the hell is this system? Is it really helpful for playing tennis?" Bu Zelu muttered indistinctly. Other people's systems have at least one authoritative version in the professional field. He is very good. , in addition to publishing tasks, it is to draw treasure chests.He really felt that the studs looked gorgeous, and the gold and jeweled boxes were better than the contents.

How many times have I told the system that he just wants the box and not the contents, but the system has never paid any attention to him.

As for not completing the task?
Hehe, the exercise hosted by the system is punishment. The system was not like this before. He completed it on his own initiative, and then gained experience. After accumulating enough experience, he will be given a chance to draw a lottery.

You have changed, how can you not be cute?

(End of this chapter)