big mouth ball king
Chapter 104 beer bath
Chapter 104 beer bath
"System, I think it should be like this. You give me the reward first. If the last two tasks happen, then I will try to complete them. If I fail to complete the task, you will take back the reward."
"Master, the reward can only be redeemed after the task is completed."
"But the problem is that the last two tasks don't necessarily happen."
"So, we have to wait until after the game is over."
……
"Give me the reward first."
Ding sound.
System display - force exit the system.
"I'll fuck it up."
Tang Zhenglong had no choice.
*****
Cologne home.
The stadium is basically full today, and the probability of Cologne's victory over Unterhaching is considered to be as high as 80%.
Stevens dispatched all the main players. Tang Zhenglong's partner Podolski on the front line is the original team of the German Cup.
After the opening game, Unterhassing set up an iron bucket formation, and before defending the penalty area, their goal was to get a point, just disgusting Cologne.
The commentator said: "For Unterhaching, delaying Cologne's victory is the most realistic goal."
However, Unterhaching's defense did not last long. In the 10th minute of the opening, Tang Zhenglong got a chance to shoot from the right side of the penalty area. With a burst shot, the ball pierced the goalkeeper and flew into the goal.
1:0.
Tang Zhenglong ran to the sidelines and took a shower to celebrate. Many Cologne fans in the stands also followed Tang Zhenglong.
"Haha, it's so interesting. This is the most special celebration I've ever seen. It is said that it is because Tang thinks scoring goals is as easy as taking a bath for him."
With 1 ball in hand, Unterhaching's defense lost its meaning, and then it was abused. Podolski, Schulz, and Streiter scored goals one after another. In the end, Cologne beat Unterhaching 4-0 at home and qualified for the Bundesliga next season ahead of schedule.
The fans in the stands shed tears of excitement. Cologne was relegated from the bottom of the Bundesliga a year ago. The fans cried, and now the fans are crying again, but these are tears of happiness.
"Congratulations to Cologne, congratulations to the Cologne boys."
The camera was given to Tang Zhenglong and Podolski, these are the two biggest contributors to Cologne's upgrade.
"Lukas Podolski."
"Tang Zhenglong."
"Lukas Podolski."
"Tang Zhenglong."
……
……
The pitch is cheering.
Cheers resounded through the sky.
"We can go to the Bundesliga next season."
Pretty Cologne girls serve mugs of beer.
Germany is the kingdom of beer. This is a country that drinks beer like water. Beer is indispensable when celebrating.
However, Stevens had already issued a death order during the intermission, and he was not allowed to pour beer on him, because he was Dutch and he was not used to it.
The team members are basically very cooperative. If others don't like such a happy day, don't let it spoil the fun, let alone this is the boss of the team.
Holding the big wine glass, Tang Zhenglong thought about the task, "This task requires the cooperation of two people, one pulls the crotch, and the other pours the wine."
Tang Zhenglong felt that this was really desperate, and Stevens might really get mad.
Tang Zhenglong patted Schultz, "Matia, I have an idea, do you dare to participate?"
"what?"
When Tang Zhenglong said it, Schulz's face turned green, "Tang, I still want to play in Cologne next season, don't hurt me."
"Just kidding, today is like April Fool's Day, no matter what you do, your head won't be angry."
Schultz is not stupid, why is it April Fool's Day today?He shook his head, "I dare not."
"Matthia, are you so useless?"
"You don't have to provoke me, I won't do it."
Tang Zhenglong was in a dilemma, so he had to change someone, and found the goalkeeper Sfante, who was also a buddy of his own.
But Sfante also shook his head - don't do it!
"Don, I'm young and I don't want my career to end prematurely by taking off the manager's pants."
sweat!
"Tang, I advise you to be fucked like that, the boss will really be angry."
Tang Zhenglong didn't want to either, but this is a system task.
Tang Zhenglong asked a few of his teammates who usually seemed more courageous, but the answers he got were all - NO! !
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong saw Podolski.
In Tang Zhenglong's mind, Podolski was just prudish, like a good student in his class when he was in school, the kind of person who often pleased the head teacher.
"Prudish!!"
Forget it.
Tang Zhenglong is still going to strike up a conversation, what if this guy actually has a funny heart?
"Lucas."
Podolski folded his fists in front of him, "Don, I warn you, don't pour beer on me."
"Haha, no."
"Actually, I want to spoil the boss."
"Then you go."
sweat.
Tang Zhenglong talked about his attempt.
puff! !
"Tang, if you have already found your next family, then I support you in doing so."
This……
"Lucas, the most important thing in my plan is that I need someone to help me take off my boss's pants."
"?"
Podolski suddenly realized, and pointed to himself, "You want me to help you?"
"correct."
"Don't think about it."
"It's boring. In such a big city of Cologne, there isn't a single man of kind."
"Don, what did you say? Say it again."
"Say it again and say it again."
"See if I don't beat you up!"
wow.
Podolski was dumbfounded, seeing Tang Zhenglong pouring beer on his pants.
"Don, I can't spare you."
"Haha."
*****
"Head, thank you!" Podolski smiled and gave Stevens a hug.
Stevens patted him, and as he turned, Podolski pulled his pants off with lightning speed.
Before Stevens could react, Podolski shouted, "Tang Zhenglong asked me to do it."
"Tang Zhenglong?"
I saw Tang Zhenglong holding the beer and splashing it. Stevens' face was so smelly that it couldn't be worse. He was angry, really angry.
"Tang Zhenglong, I will beat you to death."
"what!!!"
"Boys, catch Tang Zhenglong, I have a reward."
When the team members heard it, is there such a good thing?They took action one after another, and there was a scene of people chasing Tang Zhenglong on the court.
"Ah... I know I was wrong."
"too late!"
"Boss, how can we punish Tang?"
"This one……"
Stevens wasn't really angry either.
"Don, how do you think we should punish you?"
Tang Zhenglong thought to himself, "Then let's connect it with the third task." So he said a prank.
Everyone listened and was stunned.
"Don, do you dare to pour beer on the reporter of "Express"?"
"Yeah, I think it's funny."
This is N times worse than messing with Stevens.
Stevens shook his head, "No, change it." But the players found it very interesting, "Boss, it shouldn't matter on an occasion like today."
"This……"
(End of this chapter)
"System, I think it should be like this. You give me the reward first. If the last two tasks happen, then I will try to complete them. If I fail to complete the task, you will take back the reward."
"Master, the reward can only be redeemed after the task is completed."
"But the problem is that the last two tasks don't necessarily happen."
"So, we have to wait until after the game is over."
……
"Give me the reward first."
Ding sound.
System display - force exit the system.
"I'll fuck it up."
Tang Zhenglong had no choice.
*****
Cologne home.
The stadium is basically full today, and the probability of Cologne's victory over Unterhaching is considered to be as high as 80%.
Stevens dispatched all the main players. Tang Zhenglong's partner Podolski on the front line is the original team of the German Cup.
After the opening game, Unterhassing set up an iron bucket formation, and before defending the penalty area, their goal was to get a point, just disgusting Cologne.
The commentator said: "For Unterhaching, delaying Cologne's victory is the most realistic goal."
However, Unterhaching's defense did not last long. In the 10th minute of the opening, Tang Zhenglong got a chance to shoot from the right side of the penalty area. With a burst shot, the ball pierced the goalkeeper and flew into the goal.
1:0.
Tang Zhenglong ran to the sidelines and took a shower to celebrate. Many Cologne fans in the stands also followed Tang Zhenglong.
"Haha, it's so interesting. This is the most special celebration I've ever seen. It is said that it is because Tang thinks scoring goals is as easy as taking a bath for him."
With 1 ball in hand, Unterhaching's defense lost its meaning, and then it was abused. Podolski, Schulz, and Streiter scored goals one after another. In the end, Cologne beat Unterhaching 4-0 at home and qualified for the Bundesliga next season ahead of schedule.
The fans in the stands shed tears of excitement. Cologne was relegated from the bottom of the Bundesliga a year ago. The fans cried, and now the fans are crying again, but these are tears of happiness.
"Congratulations to Cologne, congratulations to the Cologne boys."
The camera was given to Tang Zhenglong and Podolski, these are the two biggest contributors to Cologne's upgrade.
"Lukas Podolski."
"Tang Zhenglong."
"Lukas Podolski."
"Tang Zhenglong."
……
……
The pitch is cheering.
Cheers resounded through the sky.
"We can go to the Bundesliga next season."
Pretty Cologne girls serve mugs of beer.
Germany is the kingdom of beer. This is a country that drinks beer like water. Beer is indispensable when celebrating.
However, Stevens had already issued a death order during the intermission, and he was not allowed to pour beer on him, because he was Dutch and he was not used to it.
The team members are basically very cooperative. If others don't like such a happy day, don't let it spoil the fun, let alone this is the boss of the team.
Holding the big wine glass, Tang Zhenglong thought about the task, "This task requires the cooperation of two people, one pulls the crotch, and the other pours the wine."
Tang Zhenglong felt that this was really desperate, and Stevens might really get mad.
Tang Zhenglong patted Schultz, "Matia, I have an idea, do you dare to participate?"
"what?"
When Tang Zhenglong said it, Schulz's face turned green, "Tang, I still want to play in Cologne next season, don't hurt me."
"Just kidding, today is like April Fool's Day, no matter what you do, your head won't be angry."
Schultz is not stupid, why is it April Fool's Day today?He shook his head, "I dare not."
"Matthia, are you so useless?"
"You don't have to provoke me, I won't do it."
Tang Zhenglong was in a dilemma, so he had to change someone, and found the goalkeeper Sfante, who was also a buddy of his own.
But Sfante also shook his head - don't do it!
"Don, I'm young and I don't want my career to end prematurely by taking off the manager's pants."
sweat!
"Tang, I advise you to be fucked like that, the boss will really be angry."
Tang Zhenglong didn't want to either, but this is a system task.
Tang Zhenglong asked a few of his teammates who usually seemed more courageous, but the answers he got were all - NO! !
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong saw Podolski.
In Tang Zhenglong's mind, Podolski was just prudish, like a good student in his class when he was in school, the kind of person who often pleased the head teacher.
"Prudish!!"
Forget it.
Tang Zhenglong is still going to strike up a conversation, what if this guy actually has a funny heart?
"Lucas."
Podolski folded his fists in front of him, "Don, I warn you, don't pour beer on me."
"Haha, no."
"Actually, I want to spoil the boss."
"Then you go."
sweat.
Tang Zhenglong talked about his attempt.
puff! !
"Tang, if you have already found your next family, then I support you in doing so."
This……
"Lucas, the most important thing in my plan is that I need someone to help me take off my boss's pants."
"?"
Podolski suddenly realized, and pointed to himself, "You want me to help you?"
"correct."
"Don't think about it."
"It's boring. In such a big city of Cologne, there isn't a single man of kind."
"Don, what did you say? Say it again."
"Say it again and say it again."
"See if I don't beat you up!"
wow.
Podolski was dumbfounded, seeing Tang Zhenglong pouring beer on his pants.
"Don, I can't spare you."
"Haha."
*****
"Head, thank you!" Podolski smiled and gave Stevens a hug.
Stevens patted him, and as he turned, Podolski pulled his pants off with lightning speed.
Before Stevens could react, Podolski shouted, "Tang Zhenglong asked me to do it."
"Tang Zhenglong?"
I saw Tang Zhenglong holding the beer and splashing it. Stevens' face was so smelly that it couldn't be worse. He was angry, really angry.
"Tang Zhenglong, I will beat you to death."
"what!!!"
"Boys, catch Tang Zhenglong, I have a reward."
When the team members heard it, is there such a good thing?They took action one after another, and there was a scene of people chasing Tang Zhenglong on the court.
"Ah... I know I was wrong."
"too late!"
"Boss, how can we punish Tang?"
"This one……"
Stevens wasn't really angry either.
"Don, how do you think we should punish you?"
Tang Zhenglong thought to himself, "Then let's connect it with the third task." So he said a prank.
Everyone listened and was stunned.
"Don, do you dare to pour beer on the reporter of "Express"?"
"Yeah, I think it's funny."
This is N times worse than messing with Stevens.
Stevens shook his head, "No, change it." But the players found it very interesting, "Boss, it shouldn't matter on an occasion like today."
"This……"
(End of this chapter)
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