big mouth ball king
Chapter 147
Chapter 147
"That kid is Tang Zhenglong, right?"
"Seems to be."
The German team's game is over, and the No.3 battle is also over. Podolski can rest. He has a ticket in his hand, so he and Schulz came to Berlin to watch the final.
In the fan square, the two of them saw Tang Zhenglong who was doing a show.
"Come on, I'm going to beat him up."
"Or because of the IOU?"
"Of course, I'm so pissed that this guy signed me under a false name."
"Haha."
Schultz walked to the hot dog stand, "Boss, give me a plastic bag, the black one."
Tang Zhenglong was running the train with his mouth full when he was suddenly tricked.
"what!!"
Claudia and Meyer were taken aback, thinking they had met a bad guy, but they were relieved to see Podolski.
Podolsky put his finger to his lips and signaled the two of them not to speak.
"Claudia, Meyer, call someone and rob."
"Don!"
"..."
The sound is so familiar.
"Matia?"
"Don, you bastard, don't go back to Cologne, the IOU you gave us is fake."
Hearing that it was Schultz, Tang Zhenglong was relieved.
"Let go of me."
"quick!"
"you liar."
"I do not have."
"How dare you say no! I checked with someone who understands Chinese, it's a fake name."
"Hey, you asked me to sign Tangzheng Deaf, and I wrote Tangzheng Deaf."
"Shameless, that's not your name."
"That can't be helped. Our Chinese culture is too great. There are hundreds of ways to write Tang Zhenglong. Who knows what you want me to write."
When Schultz asked for a plastic bag just now, he also bought a hot dog. At this time, he hit Tang Zhenglong on the head with a hot dog.
"Don, you are shameless."
"Matthia, read more and get the plastic bag off my head."
"Never mind, unless you write a new IOU, signed in German."
On the other side, Claudia and Meyer have already bent over laughing.
"Hahaha."
"You guys are so funny."
Podolski smiled and said, "Matia, let him go, it's impossible for you to take money out of his pocket."
"asshole."
Schultz let go, and Tang Zhenglong breathed heavily, almost suffocating.
"Matthias, you bastard, what are you doing in Berlin?"
"Lucas invited me to watch the final."
"No wonder."
"Tang, you have become popular in the past month, and you have made a lot of money."
"none of your business!"
Schultz looked at Claudia and Meyer, "Who are these two beauties? Let me introduce you."
"No problem, this is Matthias Schulz, from the second team of Cologne."
"Screw you."
"You want to play tricks, don't you!"
"It was you who cheated first, I announce that I will not go to the second team."
Damn it, Tang Zhenglong's philosophy of life is that I can cheat on me, but others can't cheat on me.
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "It doesn't matter, I've already told John, you have to go if you don't."
Podolski patted Schultz, "Let's go in quickly."
"Tang, I'll see you after the game."
"No, I'm going back to the hotel to play games with two beauties after the game."
As soon as the words fell, Claudia kicked Tang Zhenglong with a sound of "Aw".
"Haha."
Meyer packed up his things, "We have to get in quickly, the closing ceremony is still two hours away."
Just when Tang Zhenglong was sitting on his seat, he heard a ding.
"A mission coming?"
"Now is the summer truce, and there are tasks?"
Tang Zhenglong originally thought that the system was in a dormant state when he was on vacation.
"Master, are you surprised?"
"It's surprising how big you are."
Tang Zhenglong knew that coming to the mission was basically not a good thing, but having said that, from the day he was bound to the system, he drew a clear line with normal people.
"Tell me, what mission."
Mission: Dance with Shakira.
Reward: 1000 mouth points
Punishment: none
With a stab, Tang Zhenglong slid down from the chair, he was really scared to pee, 1000 big mouth?
That's a lot of money.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Tang Zhenglong smirked.
"Master, can you take a look at the mission before you look at the reward?"
"No, there must be a brave man under the reward, 1000 big mouth points, if you ask me to jump into the river, I will go."
……
"Master, I advise you to take a look first."
"By the way, who is Shakira?"
"Closing Diva."
"Oh……"
"Ah?" Tang Zhenglong's voice suddenly rose an octave.
"Closing female singer? You want me to dance with her?"
Tang Zhenglong finally understood why the reward for this task was so high, because it was impossible to complete.
"System, this is simply impossible."
"Then it depends on your ingenuity. Whether you accept it or not, the countdown is ten seconds."
"accept."
*****
When Claudia and Meyer came back from buying food, they saw that Tang Zhenglong had disappeared.
"Where's Tang Zhenglong?"
Meyer laughed and said, "Who knows, last time I watched the match with Maradona, maybe this time it was with Beckenbauer?"
"Don't be kidding."
"I'm not joking, anyway, we don't have to worry."
"Ok."
Tang Zhenglong walked all the way backstage, because he had a press card and most Germans knew him, so the journey was unimpeded.
In the backstage area, passionate singing came, and a female singer was dancing dynamicly. She was Shakira.
There are dozens of backup dancers behind the female singer, all of whom are African women. Halfway through the singing, a black male singer will come out and sing duet with Shakira.
"I knocked that nigga out and made him up and danced with Shakira?"
Tang Zhenglong laughed, but this method is too absurd, and Shakira is not stupid.
Ding sound.
The system interrupted: "Master, even if Shakira is an idiot, the audience is not an idiot either."
sweat.
Tang Zhenglong looked at it several times, his eyes stayed on the black women, and he counted, there were almost 30 of them.
30 and 31, no one should be able to tell the difference.
Tang Zhenglong made up his mind to pretend to be a black woman and secretly joined the performance troupe for the closing ceremony.
Just do it.
*****
Anna is a professional make-up for TV Cologne, and this time the show is mainly for Claudia.
Tang Zhenglong found her, "Anna, can you give me the black foundation?"
"black?"
"Yes, the darker the better."
"What?"
Tang Zhenglong thought of an excuse.
"I made an agreement with Pele to watch the final in black makeup. This is an activity of FIFA against racial discrimination."
Anna was so moved, "Don, this activity is very meaningful, and I support you."
"Then help me with my makeup."
"By the way, don't tell Claudia."
"Why? This is a good thing."
……
"You know, we're in a relationship, and I don't want her to see me look so ugly."
"Haha, I understand."
But Tang Zhenglong's next request made Anna Lei arrive, it was really the kind of thunder that made her feel so tender.
(End of this chapter)
"That kid is Tang Zhenglong, right?"
"Seems to be."
The German team's game is over, and the No.3 battle is also over. Podolski can rest. He has a ticket in his hand, so he and Schulz came to Berlin to watch the final.
In the fan square, the two of them saw Tang Zhenglong who was doing a show.
"Come on, I'm going to beat him up."
"Or because of the IOU?"
"Of course, I'm so pissed that this guy signed me under a false name."
"Haha."
Schultz walked to the hot dog stand, "Boss, give me a plastic bag, the black one."
Tang Zhenglong was running the train with his mouth full when he was suddenly tricked.
"what!!"
Claudia and Meyer were taken aback, thinking they had met a bad guy, but they were relieved to see Podolski.
Podolsky put his finger to his lips and signaled the two of them not to speak.
"Claudia, Meyer, call someone and rob."
"Don!"
"..."
The sound is so familiar.
"Matia?"
"Don, you bastard, don't go back to Cologne, the IOU you gave us is fake."
Hearing that it was Schultz, Tang Zhenglong was relieved.
"Let go of me."
"quick!"
"you liar."
"I do not have."
"How dare you say no! I checked with someone who understands Chinese, it's a fake name."
"Hey, you asked me to sign Tangzheng Deaf, and I wrote Tangzheng Deaf."
"Shameless, that's not your name."
"That can't be helped. Our Chinese culture is too great. There are hundreds of ways to write Tang Zhenglong. Who knows what you want me to write."
When Schultz asked for a plastic bag just now, he also bought a hot dog. At this time, he hit Tang Zhenglong on the head with a hot dog.
"Don, you are shameless."
"Matthia, read more and get the plastic bag off my head."
"Never mind, unless you write a new IOU, signed in German."
On the other side, Claudia and Meyer have already bent over laughing.
"Hahaha."
"You guys are so funny."
Podolski smiled and said, "Matia, let him go, it's impossible for you to take money out of his pocket."
"asshole."
Schultz let go, and Tang Zhenglong breathed heavily, almost suffocating.
"Matthias, you bastard, what are you doing in Berlin?"
"Lucas invited me to watch the final."
"No wonder."
"Tang, you have become popular in the past month, and you have made a lot of money."
"none of your business!"
Schultz looked at Claudia and Meyer, "Who are these two beauties? Let me introduce you."
"No problem, this is Matthias Schulz, from the second team of Cologne."
"Screw you."
"You want to play tricks, don't you!"
"It was you who cheated first, I announce that I will not go to the second team."
Damn it, Tang Zhenglong's philosophy of life is that I can cheat on me, but others can't cheat on me.
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "It doesn't matter, I've already told John, you have to go if you don't."
Podolski patted Schultz, "Let's go in quickly."
"Tang, I'll see you after the game."
"No, I'm going back to the hotel to play games with two beauties after the game."
As soon as the words fell, Claudia kicked Tang Zhenglong with a sound of "Aw".
"Haha."
Meyer packed up his things, "We have to get in quickly, the closing ceremony is still two hours away."
Just when Tang Zhenglong was sitting on his seat, he heard a ding.
"A mission coming?"
"Now is the summer truce, and there are tasks?"
Tang Zhenglong originally thought that the system was in a dormant state when he was on vacation.
"Master, are you surprised?"
"It's surprising how big you are."
Tang Zhenglong knew that coming to the mission was basically not a good thing, but having said that, from the day he was bound to the system, he drew a clear line with normal people.
"Tell me, what mission."
Mission: Dance with Shakira.
Reward: 1000 mouth points
Punishment: none
With a stab, Tang Zhenglong slid down from the chair, he was really scared to pee, 1000 big mouth?
That's a lot of money.
Ha ha.
Ha ha.
Tang Zhenglong smirked.
"Master, can you take a look at the mission before you look at the reward?"
"No, there must be a brave man under the reward, 1000 big mouth points, if you ask me to jump into the river, I will go."
……
"Master, I advise you to take a look first."
"By the way, who is Shakira?"
"Closing Diva."
"Oh……"
"Ah?" Tang Zhenglong's voice suddenly rose an octave.
"Closing female singer? You want me to dance with her?"
Tang Zhenglong finally understood why the reward for this task was so high, because it was impossible to complete.
"System, this is simply impossible."
"Then it depends on your ingenuity. Whether you accept it or not, the countdown is ten seconds."
"accept."
*****
When Claudia and Meyer came back from buying food, they saw that Tang Zhenglong had disappeared.
"Where's Tang Zhenglong?"
Meyer laughed and said, "Who knows, last time I watched the match with Maradona, maybe this time it was with Beckenbauer?"
"Don't be kidding."
"I'm not joking, anyway, we don't have to worry."
"Ok."
Tang Zhenglong walked all the way backstage, because he had a press card and most Germans knew him, so the journey was unimpeded.
In the backstage area, passionate singing came, and a female singer was dancing dynamicly. She was Shakira.
There are dozens of backup dancers behind the female singer, all of whom are African women. Halfway through the singing, a black male singer will come out and sing duet with Shakira.
"I knocked that nigga out and made him up and danced with Shakira?"
Tang Zhenglong laughed, but this method is too absurd, and Shakira is not stupid.
Ding sound.
The system interrupted: "Master, even if Shakira is an idiot, the audience is not an idiot either."
sweat.
Tang Zhenglong looked at it several times, his eyes stayed on the black women, and he counted, there were almost 30 of them.
30 and 31, no one should be able to tell the difference.
Tang Zhenglong made up his mind to pretend to be a black woman and secretly joined the performance troupe for the closing ceremony.
Just do it.
*****
Anna is a professional make-up for TV Cologne, and this time the show is mainly for Claudia.
Tang Zhenglong found her, "Anna, can you give me the black foundation?"
"black?"
"Yes, the darker the better."
"What?"
Tang Zhenglong thought of an excuse.
"I made an agreement with Pele to watch the final in black makeup. This is an activity of FIFA against racial discrimination."
Anna was so moved, "Don, this activity is very meaningful, and I support you."
"Then help me with my makeup."
"By the way, don't tell Claudia."
"Why? This is a good thing."
……
"You know, we're in a relationship, and I don't want her to see me look so ugly."
"Haha, I understand."
But Tang Zhenglong's next request made Anna Lei arrive, it was really the kind of thunder that made her feel so tender.
(End of this chapter)
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