big mouth ball king

Chapter 155 The first goal of the new season

"I watched the replay many times, and I have to say that Tang's action should have received a red card. This was the referee's mistake." Hans firmly believed that Tang Zhenglong must be sent off.

On the court, the Cologne players clearly felt that the intensity of the game was different.

In the Bundesliga Bundesliga, Cologne always overwhelmed the opponent's side, but now they are often interrupted when they get the ball in midfield.

"Mainz strikes back again, shoots."

"pretty."

"Klopp's team advance very fast."

Klopp's coaching style is very distinctive, whether it is in Mainz or later in Dortmund and Liverpool, it is similar. The midfielder fights fiercely, counterattacks quickly after getting the ball, and makes a fatal blow.

"Hurry up."

"I'm going to leave them breathless."

Klopp was like a conductor on the sidelines, waving his hands excitedly.

"attack."

"attack."

Tang Zhenglong glanced at Klopp.

Ding sound.

"A mission again?"

Task: Get Klopp to shave his beard.

Reward: Time stops for 10 seconds (used in post-match interview area)
Punishment: Big mouth cleared.

When Tang Zhenglong saw the task, he was dumbfounded for a second, and then he laughed.

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong squatted on the ground.

"so funny."

Klopp's characteristic is the "scumbag" man, the scum here is the beard, this guy seems to never shave his beard.

"System, I find you are too humorous."

"Master, you have committed an old problem again, can you finish the task?"

"Oh."

Continuing to read, Tang Zhenglong couldn't laugh anymore, but wanted to cry.

"Clear your mouth?"

"Why! System, you are even more rascal than me now."

"Master, as long as you complete the task, you will not be cleared."

"Get out of here, as far as you can."

"Master, a yellow card warning within the system."

……

Tang Zhenglong wanted to cry.

Look at the rewards again.

Time stops for 10 seconds (used in the post-match interview area).

"What kind of ghost skill is this? It's useless."

"Master, please give full play to your imagination."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it.

"It's really useless, useless skills."

"Master, if you think about it this way, if someone sprays you in the post-match interview area, then what can you do if you stop the time for 10 seconds?"

After thinking about it along this line of thought, Tang Zhenglong smiled, "Hehe."

"Yellow card warning, you are thinking wrong."

"How do you know I'm thinking wrong?"

Ok.

Tang Zhenglong understood that this is actually a face-slapping skill, and 10 seconds is enough to slap a face.

If someone really pissed him off in the interview area, Tang Zhenglong could use this skill to slap the other person's face with a snap.

Tang Zhenglong sighed, "Useless skills."

"Master, then don't accept the task, just accept the punishment."

"Okay, I accept."

*****
Mainz scrambled like a mad dog in midfield, grabbed the ball again quickly, and started to counterattack.

The ball advanced into the frontcourt and Klopp was excited again.

"Goal."

"children."

"Goal."

Suddenly, suddenly someone said, "You should shave your beard."

Klopp turned his head to look, I'll fuck it, Tang Zhenglong is by his side.

"Neuropathy."

"I mean, you should shave your beard."

"Joker, you want me to beat you up and get suspended, I won't be fooled."

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "How about this, if I score a goal for you within 5 minutes, then you will shave your beard immediately on the spot."

Klopp felt insulted.

Score me a goal in 5 minutes?
Mainz is not your girlfriend, you can get in if you say so.

"What if you can't? You tell the referee that you should get a red card for your action just now?"

"no problem."

"it is good."

Klopp pointed to his watch, "Now!"

******
"Lucas shoots."

"Going alone again."

"Cologne must understand that the defense of the Bundesliga is different from that of the Bundesliga. Such a shot must be blocked by someone."

Podolski felt a bit difficult, Cologne is not the same as the German team, behind him there is no Ballack, Frings, Lahm sent him an exquisite pass, and Tang Zhenglong is not Klose.

More importantly, the Bundesliga defender's ability to predict is too strong, and Podolski ran to Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, you have to run a little more. Now it's not the Bundesliga Bundesliga. If I always have the opponent's defender standing in front of me when I shoot, then it will be really difficult for me to score goals."

Tang Zhenglong took it for granted: "Then you can run more, then pass the ball to me, and I will finish the final blow."

"what!"

"Don, your bragging habits haven't changed at all."

"What's wrong? The Bundesliga Silver Boots assists the Bundesliga Golden Boots, is there any problem?"

Podolski said angrily: "If I hadn't been replaced early, would you have become the Golden Boot?"

Tang Zhenglong covered his ears, "I can't hear it, I can't hear it."

"childish."

*****
"Lucas passed one, and Lucas passed another."

"But Cologne doesn't have Klose, Don's ability is so bad, he hardly runs."

Podolski has reached a dead end, he can only choose to pass.

"Lucas passed the ball to Don."

"Oh my god, Tang swung his thigh, because he was afraid that the opponent would not know that he was going to shoot. This is the 21st century."

It is true that strikers no longer swing their thighs when shooting, but use the strength of their calves and ankles.

Hans saw that Mainz's two defenders were in place, Tang Zhenglong's shot must be a dog, so he laughed: "If this ball goes in, I will eat the microphone."

Klopp also felt that Tang Zhenglong was stupid. Logically speaking, the ball should have been split to the full-back, and then passed again. There may still be a chance, and a direct shot is tantamount to a clearance.

Tang Zhenglong kicked the ball, and at the same time, the must-go skill for shots from the right side of the penalty area was activated.

As if the ball had eyes, it passed through the crotch of the first defender, then through the crotch of the second defender, and finally flew into the near corner of the goal.

Time seemed to freeze, and Hans felt as if someone had slapped his mouth wide open. The big words he uttered just a second ago were now slapped back with crisp slaps.

Klopp was also dumbfounded.

The ball seemed to have eyes, and it even scored three "goals" in a row.

GOOOOOOOOOAL!

Rhein Energy Stadium turned high.

The ball is in.

The ball is in.

This is Cologne's first goal of the new season and Tang Zhenglong's first goal in the Bundesliga.

"Hahaha, you must be fooled."

"Don, let me kiss your boots, you're so lucky."

The teammates started the "tucao style" celebration mode again, but Tang Zhenglong was used to it.

"I declare that I want to win the Bundesliga Golden Boot."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone laughed.

"Don, you are bragging that you are at the Bundesliga level."

Tang Zhenglong smiled with his arms akimbo: "Treasure it, how long can I play with you? With this level, I will definitely go to Bayern during the winter break."

puff.

"Go, go, I can't listen anymore."

(End of this chapter)