big mouth ball king
Chapter 157 The Germans Don't Know What a Turtle Is
Chapter 157 The Germans Don't Know What a Turtle Is
"Cologne's defense is really bad."
Mainz lobbed the ball in, and both defenders of Cologne fell to the top. The opponent's striker Michael Turck caught up with a kick and kicked the ball into the goal.
Mainz pulled one back, and the Rhein Energy Stadium was suddenly silent.
Klopp jumped up, punched the sky, and pulling a ball back meant there was still hope for the game.
Stevens clapped his hands to encourage his players, and the pressure was on again.
What the Cologne fans didn't expect was that the blows followed. Five minutes later, just before the end of the first half, a fast break from Mainz tore through the Cologne defense from the center. Midfielder Benjamin Auer broke through and shot low into the far corner of the goal.
Goalkeeper Sfante missed the save and the ball rolled into the goal again.
Klopp went crazy. He wantonly provoked the home fans and released his passion.
"did you see that?"
"This is football."
"That's the offense."
Stevens is a little helpless, which is actually normal. The team's defense needs some time to adapt.
Stevens called Podolski over, "At this time you need to stand up and stabilize the team. You are the captain."
Podolski nodded, turned his head, and was about to perform his duties as the captain, but Tang Zhenglong had already done so to his surprise.
"What's going on? Do you want to lose face? We lost two in 5 minutes, cheer me up."
"The opponent is Mainz, not Bayern Munich, what's so scary!"
"Okay, forget about the goal right away, I will score again and we will definitely win the game."
Podolski patted Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, I am the captain, comforting the players is what I should do."
Tang Zhenglong said confidently: "I've already done it for you, just thank me."
……
Podolski wanted to swear, and Tang Zhenglong made himself look like the leader of the team.
"Cheer up, remember, as long as I, Tang Zhenglong, are here, we won't lose."
At the end of the first half, the score remained at 2-2.
Cologne fans can't be happy anymore, but Mainz is a little excited, they are looking forward to a big reversal.
Professional players are honest as long as there are cameras watching them, but once they enter the player tunnel, their mouths become dirty immediately.
A player from Mainz provocatively said: "Your Cologne's defense is really bad, it seems to be defenseless."
Schultz was furious when he heard it.
"Shut your mouths, or I'll beat you up."
"Hehe, I hope you can be so manly when defending on the court."
"Can you say that again!"
Players from both sides came over to persuade the fight.
The opposing player was so arrogant because he was the one who scored in the first half-Benjamin Orr.
Just as both sides were walking towards the team's locker room, someone suddenly discovered something written on the back of Orr's jersey.
"Benjamin, someone wrote something on your back."
"what?"
Orr took off his jersey and saw that it was not German.
"Which country's language is this?"
"It seems to be from China."
"China?"
Needless to say, Tang Zhenglong must have done it.
"What did you write?"
"Say."
Mainz players surrounded Tang Zhenglong.
"If it's an insult, then you're 'lucky' and we'll submit the shirt to the DFB."
The Cologne teammates were also puzzled, this is not like Tang Zhenglong's style, he would not do stupid things like leaving evidence.
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "What I wrote is definitely not abusive."
"I don't believe it, what did you write?"
"turtle."
"turtle?"
The German players didn't think there was anything unusual about this. In German, tortoise doesn't mean to curse.
"It's that simple?"
"Yes, I really wrote the turtle."
"I do not believe."
"Then you ask someone, there are Chinese volunteers in the stadium."
"Okay, if I know that you are not writing about a turtle, then you are dead."
The Rhine Energy Stadium is so big that there are volunteers in several mainstream languages. It is not difficult to find a Chinese translator, and the Mainz players will return soon.
"You're lucky."
Orr put the player back on, and the word "turtle" was on his back.
After the Mainz players left, Tang Zhenglong finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
"Hahaha."
Schultz and the others didn't understand, "Don, the tortoise is really not a curse word, what do you mean?"
Tang Zhenglong is in a dilemma. This is because the culture is different. For example, green hats are green hats for fans of many teams in Europe. Everyone doesn't think there is anything wrong with wearing them.
But in China, there is no need to explain what the three characters green hat mean.
Tang Zhenglong explained a meaning of tortoise in Chinese, but as expected, everyone still didn't understand.
"Anyway, all you need to know is that it's a curse word in Chinese."
"Don, you are too bad."
"thank you."
****
The second half begins.
Tang Zhenglong enters the system to plan his family fortune
600 big mouth points, 1 Marseille turn, must enter the right shot in the penalty area (used in this game), time stop for 10 seconds (used in the post-match interview area).
"Is the rest of the Marseille gyrations from last season still there?"
"Master, skills are not reset."
Tang Zhenglong continued to read.
"Heavy artillery card outside the restricted area, 200 points now?"
"Yes, the price has increased!"
"Give me a list of all 100-point skills. I don't want any skills greater than 100. It's too bad."
The system listed all the 100-point skills. Tang Zhenglong looked at them and was depressed. Most of them were tasteless.
"What? Friendship card?"
"Could it be that I still need skills to make friends?"
"This... hairspray card."
Tang Zhenglong almost fainted from anger, the low-end skills here are equal to none.
"System, we've known each other for so long, don't lie to me, 100 points, do you have the skills to score goals?"
"Yes, but the usage requirements are too strict."
"have a look."
Back-heel shots in the small penalty area must enter.
This skill is really tasteless. It is not easy to get a shot in the small penalty area, and it is necessary to shoot with the back heel.
"Okay, let's exchange one for a try."
"OK."
*****
"Cologne pass from the wing."
"Lucas..."
"has leaked."
"Don."
"Why does he have his back to the goal, is he going to shoot with his heel?"
The Mainz players didn't know what kind of nerves Tang Zhenglong had, and turned 180 degrees every time he grabbed a point.
"Don, this is a football game, not a waltz."
However, Tang Zhenglong insisted on doing so until Cologne got a free kick. Tang Zhenglong was in front of the small penalty area with his back to the goal.
The opponent's goalkeeper smiled and said, "Aren't you going to meet someone?"
"Damn it, you'll cry after I score a goal."
The teammate took a free kick. Unexpectedly, the kick was flawed, and he didn't kick it at all, but it was like this. On the contrary, it gave Tang Zhenglong a chance.
(End of this chapter)
"Cologne's defense is really bad."
Mainz lobbed the ball in, and both defenders of Cologne fell to the top. The opponent's striker Michael Turck caught up with a kick and kicked the ball into the goal.
Mainz pulled one back, and the Rhein Energy Stadium was suddenly silent.
Klopp jumped up, punched the sky, and pulling a ball back meant there was still hope for the game.
Stevens clapped his hands to encourage his players, and the pressure was on again.
What the Cologne fans didn't expect was that the blows followed. Five minutes later, just before the end of the first half, a fast break from Mainz tore through the Cologne defense from the center. Midfielder Benjamin Auer broke through and shot low into the far corner of the goal.
Goalkeeper Sfante missed the save and the ball rolled into the goal again.
Klopp went crazy. He wantonly provoked the home fans and released his passion.
"did you see that?"
"This is football."
"That's the offense."
Stevens is a little helpless, which is actually normal. The team's defense needs some time to adapt.
Stevens called Podolski over, "At this time you need to stand up and stabilize the team. You are the captain."
Podolski nodded, turned his head, and was about to perform his duties as the captain, but Tang Zhenglong had already done so to his surprise.
"What's going on? Do you want to lose face? We lost two in 5 minutes, cheer me up."
"The opponent is Mainz, not Bayern Munich, what's so scary!"
"Okay, forget about the goal right away, I will score again and we will definitely win the game."
Podolski patted Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, I am the captain, comforting the players is what I should do."
Tang Zhenglong said confidently: "I've already done it for you, just thank me."
……
Podolski wanted to swear, and Tang Zhenglong made himself look like the leader of the team.
"Cheer up, remember, as long as I, Tang Zhenglong, are here, we won't lose."
At the end of the first half, the score remained at 2-2.
Cologne fans can't be happy anymore, but Mainz is a little excited, they are looking forward to a big reversal.
Professional players are honest as long as there are cameras watching them, but once they enter the player tunnel, their mouths become dirty immediately.
A player from Mainz provocatively said: "Your Cologne's defense is really bad, it seems to be defenseless."
Schultz was furious when he heard it.
"Shut your mouths, or I'll beat you up."
"Hehe, I hope you can be so manly when defending on the court."
"Can you say that again!"
Players from both sides came over to persuade the fight.
The opposing player was so arrogant because he was the one who scored in the first half-Benjamin Orr.
Just as both sides were walking towards the team's locker room, someone suddenly discovered something written on the back of Orr's jersey.
"Benjamin, someone wrote something on your back."
"what?"
Orr took off his jersey and saw that it was not German.
"Which country's language is this?"
"It seems to be from China."
"China?"
Needless to say, Tang Zhenglong must have done it.
"What did you write?"
"Say."
Mainz players surrounded Tang Zhenglong.
"If it's an insult, then you're 'lucky' and we'll submit the shirt to the DFB."
The Cologne teammates were also puzzled, this is not like Tang Zhenglong's style, he would not do stupid things like leaving evidence.
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "What I wrote is definitely not abusive."
"I don't believe it, what did you write?"
"turtle."
"turtle?"
The German players didn't think there was anything unusual about this. In German, tortoise doesn't mean to curse.
"It's that simple?"
"Yes, I really wrote the turtle."
"I do not believe."
"Then you ask someone, there are Chinese volunteers in the stadium."
"Okay, if I know that you are not writing about a turtle, then you are dead."
The Rhine Energy Stadium is so big that there are volunteers in several mainstream languages. It is not difficult to find a Chinese translator, and the Mainz players will return soon.
"You're lucky."
Orr put the player back on, and the word "turtle" was on his back.
After the Mainz players left, Tang Zhenglong finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.
"Hahaha."
Schultz and the others didn't understand, "Don, the tortoise is really not a curse word, what do you mean?"
Tang Zhenglong is in a dilemma. This is because the culture is different. For example, green hats are green hats for fans of many teams in Europe. Everyone doesn't think there is anything wrong with wearing them.
But in China, there is no need to explain what the three characters green hat mean.
Tang Zhenglong explained a meaning of tortoise in Chinese, but as expected, everyone still didn't understand.
"Anyway, all you need to know is that it's a curse word in Chinese."
"Don, you are too bad."
"thank you."
****
The second half begins.
Tang Zhenglong enters the system to plan his family fortune
600 big mouth points, 1 Marseille turn, must enter the right shot in the penalty area (used in this game), time stop for 10 seconds (used in the post-match interview area).
"Is the rest of the Marseille gyrations from last season still there?"
"Master, skills are not reset."
Tang Zhenglong continued to read.
"Heavy artillery card outside the restricted area, 200 points now?"
"Yes, the price has increased!"
"Give me a list of all 100-point skills. I don't want any skills greater than 100. It's too bad."
The system listed all the 100-point skills. Tang Zhenglong looked at them and was depressed. Most of them were tasteless.
"What? Friendship card?"
"Could it be that I still need skills to make friends?"
"This... hairspray card."
Tang Zhenglong almost fainted from anger, the low-end skills here are equal to none.
"System, we've known each other for so long, don't lie to me, 100 points, do you have the skills to score goals?"
"Yes, but the usage requirements are too strict."
"have a look."
Back-heel shots in the small penalty area must enter.
This skill is really tasteless. It is not easy to get a shot in the small penalty area, and it is necessary to shoot with the back heel.
"Okay, let's exchange one for a try."
"OK."
*****
"Cologne pass from the wing."
"Lucas..."
"has leaked."
"Don."
"Why does he have his back to the goal, is he going to shoot with his heel?"
The Mainz players didn't know what kind of nerves Tang Zhenglong had, and turned 180 degrees every time he grabbed a point.
"Don, this is a football game, not a waltz."
However, Tang Zhenglong insisted on doing so until Cologne got a free kick. Tang Zhenglong was in front of the small penalty area with his back to the goal.
The opponent's goalkeeper smiled and said, "Aren't you going to meet someone?"
"Damn it, you'll cry after I score a goal."
The teammate took a free kick. Unexpectedly, the kick was flawed, and he didn't kick it at all, but it was like this. On the contrary, it gave Tang Zhenglong a chance.
(End of this chapter)
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