big mouth ball king

Chapter 159
"Lucas catches the ball."

That's what Tang Zhenglong said, but he didn't do it like that. He kicked in the air.

"Shoot."

The Mainz players' attention was all on Podolski's side, which was dumbfounded.

"Liar?"

GOOOOOOAL.

Tang Zhenglong really completed a hat-trick.

Explaining that Hans was stupid, he was silent.

The expression on Klopp's face was like being dumped by his girlfriend, "Am I really going to Cologne to sweep the floor?"

I didn't expect Cologne to beat his team to pieces.

Tang Zhenglong rushed to the sidelines, doing his most famous celebration - taking a shower.

Cologne fans shouted in the stands: "Tang Zhenglong scored a goal as easy as taking a bath."

"Hahaha."

"Cool."

Matip ran over, "Don, you are amazing."

Matip knelt down on one knee, Tang Zhenglong raised his right foot, and the two made a classic "wiping boots" celebration.

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong felt that Matip was too good at being a man, and he should focus on training him to become his own little follower, which was in stark contrast to Schultz.

"Wow, that kid is such a dog leg."

"It should be said that he is very smart. He took refuge in Tang, and now Tang's status in Cologne is getting higher and higher."

"Why don't we join Tang as well."

Someone laughed.

Schultz patted everyone, "Do you still want face?"

"Haha."

The final game was fixed at 5 to 3, and Cologne won the first game of the Bundesliga.

Because of Tang Zhenglong's hat-trick, according to regulations, he can take away the ball for this game.

Tang Zhenglong walked towards Klopp holding the ball, "Jurgen, don't forget to come to Cologne for work tomorrow."

Klopp left the pitch without saying anything.

The mixed interview area after the game was very lively. Everyone missed Tang Zhenglong's big mouth. When Tang Zhenglong moved his mouth, the journalists would have a meal.

"Don, come here."

"Hey, there are many more beautiful reporters."

"Haha."

Tang Zhenglong ordered Claudia first, so the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders.

Now that Claudia is Tang Zhenglong's person, the question is naturally directed at him.

"Don, you scored a hat-trick in the first game of the new season. You seem to be in good shape. Did you practice secretly during your vacation?"

"Haha, of course, I insist on jogging and Pilates every day."

"Why did you deliberately choose the back heel for the second goal?"

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Because I think scoring like that can please the home audience. I hope the Cologne fans will be happy."

These words are so good, I don’t know how many fans shouted in front of the TV at this moment: "Tang Zhenglong, YES!"

There were many reporters at the scene, and Claudia only had two chances to ask questions. The reporters behind continued to ask questions, and there were no excessive questions until Hans appeared.

"I'm a reporter from German Sports Channel. My name is Hans. When will you be able to be a real player?"

As soon as this remark came out, there was an uproar at the scene. It sounded like they were going to find fault.

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "I don't understand what you mean?"

"The opponent's red card in the first half, you deliberately sat on the opponent's face, and the whole world saw it. It was a provocation, but you escaped punishment."

"About that ball, I have already explained it to the referee, there is nothing to say."

"Yes, you are very good at taking advantage of Germany's friendliness to foreigners. I remember your mantra that you are a foreigner, maybe you are from Hollywood, but in my opinion, you overacted during that ball."

Hans twisted his body, "Think about it, everyone, that's a gymnastics move, he should go to the Olympics."

The press officer is also not happy, this is Cologne's home game, it's too much.

He reminded: "Sir, it's time for your question."

"Sorry, I have another question, I'll be right away."

Tang Zhenglong was so angry that one Buddha was born, and two Buddhas ascended to heaven.

"System, use skills."

"Okay, but it's only 10 seconds, master, hurry up."

"enough."

With a ding, the countdown begins.

Everyone stopped still, Tang Zhenglong moved his wrist, and raised his hand with a slap, Hans' right cheek suddenly swelled up.

"Cool."

This slap in the face made Tang Zhenglong very happy.

"Cool."

Tang Zhenglong switched hands and slapped again.

"Cool."

time up.

Hans was just about to continue asking questions, but suddenly felt his cheeks burning hot and uncomfortable. Just when he was in a daze, the press officer pointed to other reporters.

"Sir, if you need to think, please wait a moment."

"I……"

Hans touched his face, feeling very puzzled, because it felt like being whipped, but it's impossible!

*****
The media is buzzing at the Cologne training ground because Klopp is here.

In the end, after negotiation, Klopp will work in Cologne for half an hour as a punishment. Of course, it is impossible to really let him do any heavy work.

Klopp was sweeping the floor with a broom, and reporters were taking pictures.

"Okay, the lesson this time tells us, don't talk nonsense, otherwise you will be like me."

At this moment, Tang Zhenglong rushed over and grabbed Klopp's broom, "How can the old man really sweep the floor? I'm just joking."

"Don, you won."

"No, that's just a joke, I won't really let Jurgen work."

"But the man has to do the math. Jurgen really lost. He has to sweep the floor in Cologne."

"Well then, I'll help him with the work."

Tang Zhenglong patted his chest and said, even Klopp was touched this time, what a good boy.

"Don, you are such a nice person."

"Hahaha, yes, we should respect seniors."

The reporter took pictures and left, and Klopp was about to leave, but Tang Zhenglong stopped him.

"stop."

"Don, is there anything else?"

Tang Zhenglong put on a dumbfounded expression, "Are you asking me?"

"Go to work."

Klopp was stunned, "Didn't you say you helped me?"

"Yeah, I'll help you when the camera is on. Now that the reporters are gone, you can do the work yourself."

Klopp's chest rose and fell, "You bastard."

"Who told you to look down on me before the game, now slap me in the face."

"Tang, you know that there are 34 rounds in the league. We will meet again in the second half of the schedule, and it will be at my home court."

Threat?

Tang Zhenglong disliked being threatened the most.

"The second half of the schedule? I'm not worried at all. Maybe you'll be fired by then."

"Okay, I'll sweep the floor. I'll wait for you in the second half of the schedule, and you won't be able to return to Cologne by then."

Tang Zhenglong poked his waist and said: "It's ok. If we don't have time, we'll make another bet. I'll score you three goals. If you lose, come to Cologne to clean the toilets."

Uncle Zha wants to vomit blood, he really regards Mainz as your girlfriend.

"Okay, you lost, you come to Mainz to clean the toilet."

Tang Zhenglong patted his chest, "No problem."

(End of this chapter)