big mouth ball king
Chapter 164 Winning the Favor of the Opponent's Fans
Chapter 164 Winning the Favor of the Opponent's Fans
Ding sound.
"A mission coming?"
With the start of the new season, tasks follow one after another. Tang Zhenglong likes this feeling.
The task: Win the favor of Dortmund fans.
Reward: 3 accelerated skill cards (accelerated to 92, each lasts for 1 minute)
Punishment: Big mouth cleared.
Tang Zhenglong petrified.
"System, are you kidding me, winning the favor of Dortmund fans? They want to throw me into the Mediterranean Sea to feed the sharks now."
"Master, there are no sharks in the Mediterranean Sea."
"Don't be kidding."
"Master, I'm not kidding you, look at the reward."
"This reward sucks."
"Then look at the punishment."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong had nothing to say.
"Then what does it mean to win favor?"
"At that time, there will be a histogram, just like playing a game, starting from zero and increasing to [-] is the completion of the task."
Tang Zhenglong took a look, and sure enough there was a mission behind (0/100)
Tang Zhenglong had a sense of foreboding. After he was promoted to the Bundesliga, the tasks became more and more bizarre. If he continued like this, he would be killed by the system sooner or later.
"Master, do you accept it?"
Tang Zhenglong wanted to cry but had no tears, he said it as if I could choose.
"I accept."
Tang Zhenglong turned on the computer and searched for Dortmund-related information. How can he please his opponent?
Or how can I not be sprayed to death by Dortmund fans.
*****
Dortmund's home stadium, the craziest home stadium in Germany and even in Europe, when more than 7 fans shouted in unison, the ground shook.
As soon as Tang Zhenglong ran out to warm up, there were huge boos at the scene.
Tang Zhenglong speaks well, but he doesn't know many German words.
"Lucas, what's written over there?"
Podolski looked at it, "Don, I think it's better if you don't know."
"Call me?"
"No, it's just..."
"Say!"
Podolski Khan.
"That was a statement from the Dortmund Women's Association calling on the women of Dortmund to reject three types of men."
"Bayern fans, Schalke 04 fans, and Tang Zhenglong."
Tang Zhenglong is not happy, this is discrimination.
Podolski patted Tang Zhenglong, "It's okay, you can date girls from Cologne."
"Why, this is discrimination."
"Haha, you offended the Dortmund people badly, look at the slogan over there."
"What is it again?" Tang Zhenglong felt that his little heart couldn't hold it anymore.
"It says over there that citizens of Dortmund must take precautions against fire, theft, and Tang Zhenglong."
……
Tang Zhenglong had black lines all over his body.
Podolski pointed again, "Look at the slogan over there."
"The Dortmund Numeral Association announced that in addition to 13 being an unlucky number, 99 is also an unlucky number."
"Digital association? Is there such an association?"
"Look, Lucas, there are so many slogans, isn't one of them saying good things about me?"
Podolski looked carefully, then shook his head, "No, it's all scolding you."
……
……
Tang Zhenglong entered the system and took a look. As expected, the favorability degree was firmly nailed to zero.
"System, if you can't complete the task, will the big mouth be cleared?"
"of course."
"Ok."
Tang Zhenglong could only bite the bullet and do this impossible task.
*****
At this time in Dortmund, the good players in the midfield are basically sold out. Except for the captain Kyle who is not leaving, the rest are rookies.
Playing with Kyle in midfield is No. 6 Klinger.
On the forward line are two unknown players, Barkley of South Africa and Smolarek of Poland.
Van Marwijk is also a smart woman who can't cook without rice. Dortmund fans also know that the team is difficult. They don't want to break into the Champions League, but they must beat Cologne.
In the player channel before the game, the Dortmund players ignored the Cologne players.
Schultz smiled and said, "Don, you made our whole team despised."
"Matthia, do you really want to make friends with Dortmund players? Then you can play in their second team."
"cut."
When the two sides shook hands, Tang Zhenglong accidentally suffered a disadvantage. Barkley from South Africa squeezed Tang Zhenglong's palm very painfully.
"I'll fuck it up."
"Hi, Don."
"Good mother."
But the camera was filming, Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to swallow the swearing that came to his lips.
Another Dortmund player stepped forward with a smirk on his face. It seemed that he was going to squeeze hard when shaking hands like Barkley.
The Germans spend a lot of money and compare hands with the game. Unless Yao Ming is allowed to play, who else can play the Germans.
Klinger smiled happily and stretched out his hand in the air. Dortmund discussed it with everyone. When shaking hands before the game, everyone should do this, so Tang Zhenglong can show some color.
"Don."
Tang Zhenglong held out his hand, and Klinger was dumbfounded.
Pooh.
Tang Zhenglong spit on his hands, rubbed them together, and said to Klinger with a smile, "Come on."
Klinger flinched.
Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "By the way, I forgot to tell you that I have hepatitis, including hepatitis A, B, and C. Come, let's shake hands."
Klinger was dumbfounded, how could there be such a person, not to mention whether Tang Zhenglong had hepatitis, how disgusting it was.
Klinger patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder, "You wait."
"hey-hey."
When Metzelder came to Tang Zhenglong, he poohed again.
"Come on, let's shake hands."
"asshole."
Weidenfeller.
"Don, I think it's better to forget it."
"Hahaha." The teammates patted Tang Zhenglong.
"Are these people stupid? If they want to fuck Tang Zhenglong, how is that possible?"
"Yes, who is Tang Zhenglong?"
Tang Zhenglong held Schultz's face, "What nonsense."
Schultz froze for a second, then broke free quickly, "Give me water, I want to wash my face."
"Hahaha."
When the game started, there were boos on the scene. Listen carefully, there were all kinds of scolding. What Tang Zhenglong was most upset about was the slogan of the Dortmund Women's Association.
"Why are Dortmund women not allowed to associate with Tang Zhenglong?"
"I will appeal to the German Football Association after the game. This is racial discrimination."
Someone in the stands threw bananas, because bananas can be brought into the stadium, so the referee stopped the game only 5 minutes into the game, and Tang Zhenglong's right side was full of bananas.
The referee and the linesman cleaned it up, but after a while, the angry Dortmund fans started to lose it again.
In the end, the referee was helpless. He found Tang Zhenglong and suggested, "Why don't you move to the middle."
Tang Zhenglong pointed to the stands, "Yes, but first let the Dortmund Women's Association stop insulting me. I have the right to associate with their daughters."
……
The referee thunder is here, is this a god horse and a god horse?
"Don, don't make it so complicated, I'll just ask you if you can move to the middle."
"cannot!"
Tang Zhenglong was upset.
Picking up a banana, peeled off the skin and started eating.
(End of this chapter)
Ding sound.
"A mission coming?"
With the start of the new season, tasks follow one after another. Tang Zhenglong likes this feeling.
The task: Win the favor of Dortmund fans.
Reward: 3 accelerated skill cards (accelerated to 92, each lasts for 1 minute)
Punishment: Big mouth cleared.
Tang Zhenglong petrified.
"System, are you kidding me, winning the favor of Dortmund fans? They want to throw me into the Mediterranean Sea to feed the sharks now."
"Master, there are no sharks in the Mediterranean Sea."
"Don't be kidding."
"Master, I'm not kidding you, look at the reward."
"This reward sucks."
"Then look at the punishment."
"..."
Tang Zhenglong had nothing to say.
"Then what does it mean to win favor?"
"At that time, there will be a histogram, just like playing a game, starting from zero and increasing to [-] is the completion of the task."
Tang Zhenglong took a look, and sure enough there was a mission behind (0/100)
Tang Zhenglong had a sense of foreboding. After he was promoted to the Bundesliga, the tasks became more and more bizarre. If he continued like this, he would be killed by the system sooner or later.
"Master, do you accept it?"
Tang Zhenglong wanted to cry but had no tears, he said it as if I could choose.
"I accept."
Tang Zhenglong turned on the computer and searched for Dortmund-related information. How can he please his opponent?
Or how can I not be sprayed to death by Dortmund fans.
*****
Dortmund's home stadium, the craziest home stadium in Germany and even in Europe, when more than 7 fans shouted in unison, the ground shook.
As soon as Tang Zhenglong ran out to warm up, there were huge boos at the scene.
Tang Zhenglong speaks well, but he doesn't know many German words.
"Lucas, what's written over there?"
Podolski looked at it, "Don, I think it's better if you don't know."
"Call me?"
"No, it's just..."
"Say!"
Podolski Khan.
"That was a statement from the Dortmund Women's Association calling on the women of Dortmund to reject three types of men."
"Bayern fans, Schalke 04 fans, and Tang Zhenglong."
Tang Zhenglong is not happy, this is discrimination.
Podolski patted Tang Zhenglong, "It's okay, you can date girls from Cologne."
"Why, this is discrimination."
"Haha, you offended the Dortmund people badly, look at the slogan over there."
"What is it again?" Tang Zhenglong felt that his little heart couldn't hold it anymore.
"It says over there that citizens of Dortmund must take precautions against fire, theft, and Tang Zhenglong."
……
Tang Zhenglong had black lines all over his body.
Podolski pointed again, "Look at the slogan over there."
"The Dortmund Numeral Association announced that in addition to 13 being an unlucky number, 99 is also an unlucky number."
"Digital association? Is there such an association?"
"Look, Lucas, there are so many slogans, isn't one of them saying good things about me?"
Podolski looked carefully, then shook his head, "No, it's all scolding you."
……
……
Tang Zhenglong entered the system and took a look. As expected, the favorability degree was firmly nailed to zero.
"System, if you can't complete the task, will the big mouth be cleared?"
"of course."
"Ok."
Tang Zhenglong could only bite the bullet and do this impossible task.
*****
At this time in Dortmund, the good players in the midfield are basically sold out. Except for the captain Kyle who is not leaving, the rest are rookies.
Playing with Kyle in midfield is No. 6 Klinger.
On the forward line are two unknown players, Barkley of South Africa and Smolarek of Poland.
Van Marwijk is also a smart woman who can't cook without rice. Dortmund fans also know that the team is difficult. They don't want to break into the Champions League, but they must beat Cologne.
In the player channel before the game, the Dortmund players ignored the Cologne players.
Schultz smiled and said, "Don, you made our whole team despised."
"Matthia, do you really want to make friends with Dortmund players? Then you can play in their second team."
"cut."
When the two sides shook hands, Tang Zhenglong accidentally suffered a disadvantage. Barkley from South Africa squeezed Tang Zhenglong's palm very painfully.
"I'll fuck it up."
"Hi, Don."
"Good mother."
But the camera was filming, Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to swallow the swearing that came to his lips.
Another Dortmund player stepped forward with a smirk on his face. It seemed that he was going to squeeze hard when shaking hands like Barkley.
The Germans spend a lot of money and compare hands with the game. Unless Yao Ming is allowed to play, who else can play the Germans.
Klinger smiled happily and stretched out his hand in the air. Dortmund discussed it with everyone. When shaking hands before the game, everyone should do this, so Tang Zhenglong can show some color.
"Don."
Tang Zhenglong held out his hand, and Klinger was dumbfounded.
Pooh.
Tang Zhenglong spit on his hands, rubbed them together, and said to Klinger with a smile, "Come on."
Klinger flinched.
Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "By the way, I forgot to tell you that I have hepatitis, including hepatitis A, B, and C. Come, let's shake hands."
Klinger was dumbfounded, how could there be such a person, not to mention whether Tang Zhenglong had hepatitis, how disgusting it was.
Klinger patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder, "You wait."
"hey-hey."
When Metzelder came to Tang Zhenglong, he poohed again.
"Come on, let's shake hands."
"asshole."
Weidenfeller.
"Don, I think it's better to forget it."
"Hahaha." The teammates patted Tang Zhenglong.
"Are these people stupid? If they want to fuck Tang Zhenglong, how is that possible?"
"Yes, who is Tang Zhenglong?"
Tang Zhenglong held Schultz's face, "What nonsense."
Schultz froze for a second, then broke free quickly, "Give me water, I want to wash my face."
"Hahaha."
When the game started, there were boos on the scene. Listen carefully, there were all kinds of scolding. What Tang Zhenglong was most upset about was the slogan of the Dortmund Women's Association.
"Why are Dortmund women not allowed to associate with Tang Zhenglong?"
"I will appeal to the German Football Association after the game. This is racial discrimination."
Someone in the stands threw bananas, because bananas can be brought into the stadium, so the referee stopped the game only 5 minutes into the game, and Tang Zhenglong's right side was full of bananas.
The referee and the linesman cleaned it up, but after a while, the angry Dortmund fans started to lose it again.
In the end, the referee was helpless. He found Tang Zhenglong and suggested, "Why don't you move to the middle."
Tang Zhenglong pointed to the stands, "Yes, but first let the Dortmund Women's Association stop insulting me. I have the right to associate with their daughters."
……
The referee thunder is here, is this a god horse and a god horse?
"Don, don't make it so complicated, I'll just ask you if you can move to the middle."
"cannot!"
Tang Zhenglong was upset.
Picking up a banana, peeled off the skin and started eating.
(End of this chapter)
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