big mouth ball king

Chapter 169

"team leader?"

"Yes."

"Don, you are blackmailing." Schultz laughed.

"No matter what you say, I just want to be the captain."

Stevens called everyone over.

"Well, let's pretend to recognize him as the captain, and after this incident is over, we will find a way to kick him to the second team."

puff.

"Hahaha."

Podolski laughed, "Actually, I don't care who is the captain."

He took off the captain's armband, "Don, if you want to be the captain, become the team's top scorer in the league before the winter break, this armband is yours."

"Really?"

"Of course, I mean what I say."

"Ok."

"If you don't score as many goals as I do, then the captain is still mine."

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

*****
"Tang, why are you here to attend the press conference? Where's the coach?"

"Boss... has diarrhea."

"Have loose bowels?"

The reporters were dumbfounded.

"What about the other players? Don't tell us, the whole Cologne team has diarrhea."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong spread his hands, "According to the arrangement of the Football Association, it is enough for someone from the team to attend the press conference. Our approach is in compliance with the regulations."

The reporter started asking questions.

"Don, the turning point of this game is that you were replaced. Why did such a stupid thing happen?"

Tang Zhenglong laughed flirtatiously.

"The coach's original intention was to give me a rest. What happened later was not expected by anyone. This is football."

Basically, the phrase "this is football" is a catch-all excuse.

But this time the reporters, especially the media people in Cologne, didn't buy it. This is not football, it is stupid.

"There is a saying that you were replaced early because of your disagreement with the team?"

"Absolutely not." Tang Zhenglong shook his head resolutely, "This is nonsense. I am very harmonious with the team and everyone loves me."

A reporter asked: "Don, you paid tribute to your opponent many times during the game. I wonder if you are trying to please Dortmund."

There is something in the words, what are you doing to please Dortmund?Do you want to transfer over?
Tang Zhenglong originally wanted to say such a bad excuse as "to please his girlfriend", but the reporter was not Stevens. They found out after checking that Tang Zhenglong didn't know the girl from Dortmund at all, so it would be a mess.

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "Dad, I'm sorry, this time I took you as the top bag."

"what?"

"Your dad is a Dortmund fan?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded, "A die-hard Dortmund fan, but I must declare that I am not a Dortmund fan myself."

"I did it for my dad."

As he spoke, Tang Zhenglong looked at the sky.

The reporter who asked the question just said embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't know your father passed away."

dumbfounded.

Tang Zhenglong was furious, "When did I say my father passed away? My father is alive and healthy."

sweat.

"Then why did you point to the sky?"

"Because I have to take a plane to go to China, so why should I walk back?"

Do you mean the sky?
The reporters were shocked and anxious.

Well, this reason is reasonable, even the father has brought it out, so what else can the reporters say?

"Don, I've noticed that you've been playing harder, and your running is twice as fast as last season."

Tang Zhenglong laughed, and then unexpectedly started to tell everyone about tactics.

Listening to Tang Zhenglong talk about tactics is like listening to Zidane talk about hair care, Maradona talk about being a good man, and listening to Mourinho talk about how to be a humble person.

Anyway, it's bullshit.

The reporters looked at each other.

"Why do we waste time listening to Tang Zhenglong tell us about football tactics? Is there something wrong with us?"

"The running of the players must be integrated into the tactics. For example, Lucas runs diagonally, and I have to get close to him."

A reporter interrupted: "Don, we understand, but this is a press conference, not a tactical class."

"Don, what do you think of your opponents, especially the Dortmund fans, they were not friendly to you at first."

Speaking of this, Tang Zhenglong was really angry.

"I am very angry, why does the Dortmund Women's Association not let me associate with their daughters, why?"

"..."

The reporters were shocked again. You don’t care if people scold racial discrimination, but a sentence from the Dortmund Women’s Association?

Tang Zhenglong calmed down, "However, in the second half, I saw that the Dortmund Women's Association removed the slogan, and I felt a little better."

"I hereby appeal to the women's associations all over Germany. It is the 21st century. It is their freedom for your daughters to like Tang Zhenglong. Please don't interfere!!"

"Don, can you go back to football? Seems like a long shot."

Tang Zhenglong looked at the reporter and was very unhappy, "Football? Like what?"

"Like Van Marwijk's tactics."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "I think Dortmund is wasting money. Instead of hiring him, it is better to hire a Chinese coach. The level is similar, but the price is almost a quarter."

Boom.

"Chinese coach?"

"That's right."

"Is this a curse?" the reporters thought, but were too embarrassed to say it.

"Don, if Cologne could choose someone to exchange for a player from Dortmund, which two would you choose?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I choose to change the question, because I don't need players from Dortmund. I wonder if this is possible. I can choose a player from Cologne for Dortmund."

"also."

"I would give Schulz to Dortmund."

"why?"

"Because I think that's funny."

Schultz scolded Tang Zhenglong as a bastard when he saw it in the locker room, "Hack me if you have nothing to do."

Dortmund players were also yelling in the locker room. Tang Zhenglong meant that none of the Dortmund team was worthy of Cologne, which is extremely arrogant.

"Tang, do you think Cologne suffers from Tang Zhenglong's dependence?"

The expression on Tang Zhenglong's face seemed to say, "Yes, that's right."

"I dare not say that yet, I need to continue to improve."

"puff."

Schultz pointed to the TV, "Looking at his expression, I almost burst out laughing."

Stevens said: "Don't talk about it, this time it was Tang Zhenglong who saved us. Both Cologne and I made a stupid mistake."

This is true, they had won four consecutive victories, but it ended up being ruined.

The bus returned to Cologne overnight, and there was a sign hanging on the only way into the city. Everyone looked at it and was dumbfounded. Someone pushed the sleeping Tang Zhenglong.

"Tang, look quickly."

"what?"

"It's the slogan hung by the Cologne Women's Association."

"What did you write?"

"The slogan says, Cologne girls, marry Tang Zhenglong when you marry."

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "Great, I like this association."

(End of this chapter)