big mouth ball king
Chapter 195 Selected as the best save
Chapter 195 Selected as one of the top ten saves
"What are you doing?"
"What were you and Lisa doing in the tunnel?"
Tang Zhenglong thought: "Idiot, the player tunnel is a public place, what can I do?"
Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "I have done what an adult should do."
"asshole."
"Let go, let go."
"I'm going to fight you one-on-one in the player tunnel."
"Okay, one-on-one is one-on-one."
When he came to the player tunnel, Marcelinho suddenly realized that nothing could be done here, and there were surveillance everywhere.
"you're lying."
"I'm not lying."
"How is it possible to do that kind of thing here?"
"Of course, you can think about what adults do among themselves?"
Marcelinho blushed.
"Dirty."
"..."
"Drink." Tang Zhenglong pointed to the vending machine beside him, "Look at what's written on it?"
"Please show ID when purchasing alcoholic beverages."
"I had a drink with Lisa just now, and we were drinking beer and watching the game."
"What! This is something only adults can do!!"
"Then where are you thinking?" Tang Zhenglong flicked Marcelinho hard on the forehead.
"Ow!!"
"Well, you made me miss a penalty kick, now you teach me how to pick up girls."
Tang Zhenglong couldn't laugh or cry.
"Okay, but I need to demonstrate again, are you afraid of nausea?"
"Don't be afraid, as long as you can catch Lisa."
"That's easy."
After a while, Tang Zhenglong called Schultz, "Assuming he is Lisa now, let's start the drill."
Marcelinho was already prepared in his heart, but the degree of nausea still exceeded his expectations.
"You give him a hug first."
"why?"
"I am a teacher now, and I am what I say."
"it is good."
Marcelinho hugs Schulz.
"Say, Matthias, I love you."
Marcelinho felt so uncomfortable, feeling like vomiting.
"Matthia, I love you."
"Matthia, I want to have sex with you."
Schultz's eyes widened, and Tang Zhenglong burst out laughing, beckoning him to hold on for a while.
"Matthia, I want to have sex with you."
"Okay, turn around, it's time for me to teach you the ultimate trick."
Marcelinho turned around, Tang Zhenglong kicked his ass hard, "Matia, let's run."
Only then did Marcelinho realize that he had been tricked.
"Tang Zhenglong, you are dead."
But the Berlin Olympic Stadium is huge, Tang Zhenglong and Matthias turned into small black dots and disappeared.
"Tang Zhenglong, we will still fight this season. Unless you get out of Germany during the winter break, I will make you die ugly next time you fight."
*****
German sports station.
The host Const and two guests-Effenberg and Matthaus are reviewing this round of the Bundesliga.
"It was a great save by Stuttgart goalkeeper Hildebrand."
"It was a close-range block by Kahn, the Bayern Munich goalkeeper."
"This is Tang Zhenglong from Cologne. His flying saves are very comfortable."
"Two, please choose the best save of the week."
Effenberg said with a smile: "I choose Tang Zhenglong."
"how about you?"
Matthaus smiled and said: "Me too, this save is so wonderful."
"Haha, well, the best save this week belongs to Tang Zhenglong."
"Hahaha."
The teammates pointed at the TV and laughed.
Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "When did German sports channel become a gossip media? I am a striker, so I should not participate in this selection at all."
"Tang, so you are a striker!"
"Beasts!"
"Hahaha, treat, treat, I won another prize."
"Please go, your mother." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
Then the phone rang.
"Meyer, why are you looking for me?"
"I need an interview."
""Kicker" won't be so gossip, right?"
"It's not gossip, it's fun and you've got the best save."
"Sorry, I'm a striker."
"I know, let's talk, I'll treat you."
"Don't go."
"Aren't you really going? It's a three-star Michelin restaurant. The waiters are very beautiful. I heard they are French beauties."
……
……
"Now that the world is warming, the economies of all countries are not doing well. I read the news yesterday. Experts say that increasing consumption is good for the economy. Let me go."
puff! !
*****
"Don't look, the eyeballs are about to fall out."
Tang Zhenglong looked away from a French lady.
"It's obvious to me?"
"Yes, people will call the police."
"It's okay, I've taught myself the laws of harassing girls, but it's not illegal." After speaking, Tang Zhenglong showed a flirtatious smile.
Meyer rolled his eyes in his heart, "How could there be such a person?"
"Okay, the biggest hot spot this weekend is your saves. We must seize the hot spot. Tell me, did you practice goalkeeping when you were young?"
"Not really."
"Then why did you suddenly make such a stretched flying save?"
Tang Zhenglong was suffering in his heart, it was unspeakable suffering.
"In order to save the team, I would have scored the ball if I didn't pounce."
"But isn't the price too high? As Cologne's main striker, you have to pay the price of suspension."
Tang Zhenglong said righteously: "For the sake of the team, I am willing to sacrifice myself."
Mayer Khan.
"Tang, I've already invited you to dinner, can you help me too?"
"Okay, but you have to pay for the room."
Meyer picked up the ice cream and prepared to throw it.
"do not!"
"Okay, you say."
"Tomorrow I will go to shoot your training. You put on the goalkeeper's equipment and make a few saves. My report is that you usually like to be a guest goalkeeper and play around in the team. I think it will be very interesting."
"Will this affect my image in the hearts of German girls?"
"Certainly not."
Tang Zhenglong was a little puzzled.
"Will you help?"
Tang Zhenglong was helpless, he had a short mouth to eat people, and it was not a particularly difficult thing to say.
"Okay, I'll help you."
****
"Hahaha."
"Don, you look like a fool."
Tang Zhenglong was not happy.
The goalkeepers in the team are all tall and strong, and their clothes are also XLLLL, Tang Zhenglong looks very stupid wearing them.
"How to laugh, the key lies in the technology, not the clothes."
"let's start."
Meyer filming.
"Tang, act smarter."
"Don't worry, my nickname is Xiao Sa."
As soon as the voice fell, there was a snap.
The ball kicked Tang Zhenglong firmly in the face.
"Don, are you all right?"
"bleeding."
Two lines of nosebleeds run down the lips.
"It's okay? Can it be okay? Who kicked it just now, stand up for me."
That's right, it's the idiot Schultz.
"Don, my feet are right."
"Accurate, very accurate."
Tang Zhenglong whispered in Mayer's ear: "Turn the camera down first, you will see an indecent scene later."
"it is good."
"Matthias, I'm going to slap your face, you idiot."
(End of this chapter)
"What are you doing?"
"What were you and Lisa doing in the tunnel?"
Tang Zhenglong thought: "Idiot, the player tunnel is a public place, what can I do?"
Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "I have done what an adult should do."
"asshole."
"Let go, let go."
"I'm going to fight you one-on-one in the player tunnel."
"Okay, one-on-one is one-on-one."
When he came to the player tunnel, Marcelinho suddenly realized that nothing could be done here, and there were surveillance everywhere.
"you're lying."
"I'm not lying."
"How is it possible to do that kind of thing here?"
"Of course, you can think about what adults do among themselves?"
Marcelinho blushed.
"Dirty."
"..."
"Drink." Tang Zhenglong pointed to the vending machine beside him, "Look at what's written on it?"
"Please show ID when purchasing alcoholic beverages."
"I had a drink with Lisa just now, and we were drinking beer and watching the game."
"What! This is something only adults can do!!"
"Then where are you thinking?" Tang Zhenglong flicked Marcelinho hard on the forehead.
"Ow!!"
"Well, you made me miss a penalty kick, now you teach me how to pick up girls."
Tang Zhenglong couldn't laugh or cry.
"Okay, but I need to demonstrate again, are you afraid of nausea?"
"Don't be afraid, as long as you can catch Lisa."
"That's easy."
After a while, Tang Zhenglong called Schultz, "Assuming he is Lisa now, let's start the drill."
Marcelinho was already prepared in his heart, but the degree of nausea still exceeded his expectations.
"You give him a hug first."
"why?"
"I am a teacher now, and I am what I say."
"it is good."
Marcelinho hugs Schulz.
"Say, Matthias, I love you."
Marcelinho felt so uncomfortable, feeling like vomiting.
"Matthia, I love you."
"Matthia, I want to have sex with you."
Schultz's eyes widened, and Tang Zhenglong burst out laughing, beckoning him to hold on for a while.
"Matthia, I want to have sex with you."
"Okay, turn around, it's time for me to teach you the ultimate trick."
Marcelinho turned around, Tang Zhenglong kicked his ass hard, "Matia, let's run."
Only then did Marcelinho realize that he had been tricked.
"Tang Zhenglong, you are dead."
But the Berlin Olympic Stadium is huge, Tang Zhenglong and Matthias turned into small black dots and disappeared.
"Tang Zhenglong, we will still fight this season. Unless you get out of Germany during the winter break, I will make you die ugly next time you fight."
*****
German sports station.
The host Const and two guests-Effenberg and Matthaus are reviewing this round of the Bundesliga.
"It was a great save by Stuttgart goalkeeper Hildebrand."
"It was a close-range block by Kahn, the Bayern Munich goalkeeper."
"This is Tang Zhenglong from Cologne. His flying saves are very comfortable."
"Two, please choose the best save of the week."
Effenberg said with a smile: "I choose Tang Zhenglong."
"how about you?"
Matthaus smiled and said: "Me too, this save is so wonderful."
"Haha, well, the best save this week belongs to Tang Zhenglong."
"Hahaha."
The teammates pointed at the TV and laughed.
Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "When did German sports channel become a gossip media? I am a striker, so I should not participate in this selection at all."
"Tang, so you are a striker!"
"Beasts!"
"Hahaha, treat, treat, I won another prize."
"Please go, your mother." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
Then the phone rang.
"Meyer, why are you looking for me?"
"I need an interview."
""Kicker" won't be so gossip, right?"
"It's not gossip, it's fun and you've got the best save."
"Sorry, I'm a striker."
"I know, let's talk, I'll treat you."
"Don't go."
"Aren't you really going? It's a three-star Michelin restaurant. The waiters are very beautiful. I heard they are French beauties."
……
……
"Now that the world is warming, the economies of all countries are not doing well. I read the news yesterday. Experts say that increasing consumption is good for the economy. Let me go."
puff! !
*****
"Don't look, the eyeballs are about to fall out."
Tang Zhenglong looked away from a French lady.
"It's obvious to me?"
"Yes, people will call the police."
"It's okay, I've taught myself the laws of harassing girls, but it's not illegal." After speaking, Tang Zhenglong showed a flirtatious smile.
Meyer rolled his eyes in his heart, "How could there be such a person?"
"Okay, the biggest hot spot this weekend is your saves. We must seize the hot spot. Tell me, did you practice goalkeeping when you were young?"
"Not really."
"Then why did you suddenly make such a stretched flying save?"
Tang Zhenglong was suffering in his heart, it was unspeakable suffering.
"In order to save the team, I would have scored the ball if I didn't pounce."
"But isn't the price too high? As Cologne's main striker, you have to pay the price of suspension."
Tang Zhenglong said righteously: "For the sake of the team, I am willing to sacrifice myself."
Mayer Khan.
"Tang, I've already invited you to dinner, can you help me too?"
"Okay, but you have to pay for the room."
Meyer picked up the ice cream and prepared to throw it.
"do not!"
"Okay, you say."
"Tomorrow I will go to shoot your training. You put on the goalkeeper's equipment and make a few saves. My report is that you usually like to be a guest goalkeeper and play around in the team. I think it will be very interesting."
"Will this affect my image in the hearts of German girls?"
"Certainly not."
Tang Zhenglong was a little puzzled.
"Will you help?"
Tang Zhenglong was helpless, he had a short mouth to eat people, and it was not a particularly difficult thing to say.
"Okay, I'll help you."
****
"Hahaha."
"Don, you look like a fool."
Tang Zhenglong was not happy.
The goalkeepers in the team are all tall and strong, and their clothes are also XLLLL, Tang Zhenglong looks very stupid wearing them.
"How to laugh, the key lies in the technology, not the clothes."
"let's start."
Meyer filming.
"Tang, act smarter."
"Don't worry, my nickname is Xiao Sa."
As soon as the voice fell, there was a snap.
The ball kicked Tang Zhenglong firmly in the face.
"Don, are you all right?"
"bleeding."
Two lines of nosebleeds run down the lips.
"It's okay? Can it be okay? Who kicked it just now, stand up for me."
That's right, it's the idiot Schultz.
"Don, my feet are right."
"Accurate, very accurate."
Tang Zhenglong whispered in Mayer's ear: "Turn the camera down first, you will see an indecent scene later."
"it is good."
"Matthias, I'm going to slap your face, you idiot."
(End of this chapter)
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