big mouth ball king

Chapter 201 I Only Work as a Temporary Worker
The halftime whistle blew and the score was 1-1.

"What is this?" Pioli felt that this was the weirdest game he had ever encountered.

When Tang Zhenglong walked to the sidelines, the Cologne fans became excited.

"Don, we love you."

"I love you too, especially the girl in the middle wearing the blue T-shirt."

With a swipe, a blue T-shirt flew towards Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, here you are."

Tang Zhenglong Khan.

"I think the one in the red T-shirt is fine too."

Another red T-shirt flew in.

"I think……"

"Tang, go back quickly, we are all leaving." Xiao Hei patted Tang Zhenglong.

"What do you mean? Is it possible that I can get lost by myself?"

"No, I'm worried that the opponent's players will trouble you."

Tang Zhenglong understood that Matip was afraid that he would be left alone, he was really a good friend.

"It's okay, let me tell you, no one in this world dares to do anything to me, Tang Zhenglong?"

"Okay, I'll go first."

Tang Zhenglong looked at the stands, showing a bewildered smile, "I think that's not bad."

"Don, I can be your girlfriend."

"..."

"That's it."

Because Tang Zhenglong saw that there were as many hairs on her arms as Schulz, it must be very painful.

After interacting with the fans, Tang Zhenglong whistled and returned to the player tunnel. Just after turning the corner, he was stopped by the big man Desena of Parma.

"what?"

"Didn't you tell me to beat you?"

"That's on the court. I don't mind if you beat me up."

"Really? I'm sorry, I only heard you say let me beat you, but I didn't hear the second part."

Desena shook his casserole-sized fist in front of Tang Zhenglong.

"You are stupid, if you hit me, you will be banned for life."

"There's no one here to see."

Tang Zhenglong looked left and right, just as he was about to run away, Desena pressed his hands and pressed Tang Zhenglong's shoulders against the wall.

"It's impossible to run away."

Desena is taller than Tang Zhenglong, and his movements at this time are very similar to Bidong.

At this moment, an aunt sweeping the floor passed by.

"You... are you going to kiss?"

……

……

Both Tang Zhenglong and Desena were stunned for a second, and then both of them rolled on the ground laughing.

"Auntie, we are fighting."

"Fight? I thought you were dating."

"Hahaha."

"Auntie, we are really fighting."

"You don't believe it, do you?"

Tang Zhenglong punched Desena unexpectedly.

"Are you really fighting?"

"Don't worry, I'm just proving it to my aunt, and you don't want her to misunderstand the two of us, do you?"

"Okay, now you punch me too, gently."

"it is good."

De Sena punched Tang Zhenglong lightly.

"Now if I punch you, aunt will believe you."

"one."

"two."

"three."

"I hit."

Tang Zhenglong shook his fist in front of De Sena, raised his foot, and kicked him hard on the back.

The aunt was taken aback, "I now believe that you are fighting."

De Sena was kicked over, and when he got up, Tang Zhenglong had long since disappeared.

"Tang Zhenglong, you bastard, get out."

******
Cologne's goalkeeper coach is Granner. After watching Tang Zhenglong's performance in the first half, he is convinced that he has encountered an eternal wizard.

"Don, I have a small request?"

"what?"

"You can play as a goalkeeper in the future. I found that you are a genius. I will definitely be able to train you to be the best goalkeeper in Germany."

"But I don't want to be a goalkeeper, it's a bit low."

"Low? Why?"

"The striker is the kicker, the goalkeeper is the kicker."

Granner said with a smile: "The only difference is the division of labor on the court. Everyone is for the benefit of the team. There is no difference."

"But I still don't want to."

"why?"

"Goalkeepers are the lowest paid."

"That's not necessarily true. When you become the best goalkeeper in Germany, your income will be higher. Kahn's income at Bayern is no less than that of a striker."

"Or not."

"why?"

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, there are a hundred thousand reasons for this.

"I'm religious."

"Faith? Can't your faith be a goalkeeper?"

"Yes."

"What belief?"

"Quanzhen Sect."

Grana was dumbfounded, he had never heard of it before, Tang Zhenglong felt very happy seeing his confused face.

"It's from China. Sorry, I really can't be a goalkeeper."

Graner nodded, "That's really impossible, what a pity."

After Granner left, Schultz came over, "Don, I thought about it, I still can't play forward."

"why?"

"Because I can't move."

"Then you can learn from me and stand still."

"..."

"But then I can't get the ball at all?"

"This is the static movement method. The reason why I scored so many goals is because of this."

"But I'll be offside."

"It's okay, it's normal to be offside occasionally."

"But Helmers discriminated against me and refused to pass the ball to me."

"Then you just wait for the opportunity to pick up the leak."

"What if there is no chance to miss it?"

"Then put your palms together and shout three times that Tang Zhenglong is my father."

"Screw you!!"

Schultz understood that Tang Zhenglong lied to him.

"I don't play forward anymore."

"Forget it, you can do whatever you like, you have lost the courage to accept the challenge."

Schultz was not happy.

"You just can't."

"No."

Men in any country can't accept being told no, a small flame in Schultz's heart was lit up.

"I can."

"Then bravely stand at the front, shoot, score goals, and prove that you can do it."

"it is good!"

*****
Players walked out of the player tunnel one after another, and De Sena was waiting on the only way to the entrance of the dressing room in Cologne.

"Don, I must return this kick to you."

But a strange thing happened, all the Cologne players left, and Tang Zhenglong did not come out.

"what happened?"

Coming to the court, Desena saw that Tang Zhenglong was already warming up, so he leaned over and said, "What about you?"

"Are you wondering how I got out?"

"Yes, I counted them one by one."

"Haha, I can do magic."

Desena knew that Tang Zhenglong definitely didn't know any magic, but it was indeed too strange, how could a living person disappear.

Tang Zhenglong felt a pain in his stomach from laughing, but it was actually very simple. Matip told someone that someone was blocking him outside, so he jumped over the window and left.

Tang Zhenglong looked at De Sena, "You idiot will never know that the home team's locker room has windows."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded when he ran back to the goal. There were T-shirts behind the goal, and the most exaggerated thing was a few pairs of jeans.

Let alone the high heels, the Cologne fans are so enthusiastic.

Tang Zhenglong waved his hand towards the stands, "Don't lose your high heels, I will die if you hit them."

(End of this chapter)