big mouth ball king

Chapter 212
"Tang Zhenglong has the ball."

"Bayern got a player."

"two."

"Three."

Tang Zhenglong saw it, he was playing with my life, so he passed the ball quickly.

"Don, are you a fool?"

"what?"

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded. Cologne's jersey was white, and a white cursor flashed on the billboard beside the court. Tang Zhenglong glanced away and thought it was a teammate.

"Hahaha, Tang Zhenglong regards the billboard as a teammate."

Stevens showed an embarrassed expression, "Why is this guy always making jokes."

"Don, it's time to get glasses."

"I have good eyesight."

At this moment, there was a ding.

"Task?"

Mission: Crazy like Higuita.

Reward: 200 mouth points.

Penalty: None.

"Who is Higuita?"

"Colombia's crazy goalkeeper."

"Then what does it mean to be as crazy as Higuita?"

"Master, don't you know? The craziest thing about Higuita is the scorpion's tail swing."

"The scorpion wagging its tail? Isn't that Ibrahimovic's action?"

"No, Ibrahimovic was still wearing crotch pants when Iguita was playing scorpion tail."

The system showed Tang Zhenglong a video.

dumbfounded.

"Are you kidding, this is a stunt, how could I do it."

Higuita jumped on the spot, with his feet back above his head. It was a real scorpion wagging its tail. It is not an exaggeration to say that this is a gymnastics movement.

"System, I can't do it."

"Master, you can make a low-profile version."

sweat.

"What is a low-profile version?"

"Like this."

Tang Zhenglong looked at it again, and it immediately petrified.

"You let me do it on the ground?"

"correct."

"That's not madness, that's stupidity."

"Then you can also make a high-end version."

Tang Zhenglong was in a daze.

"Can you have some tasks for normal people?"

"Master, don't you think this task is very interesting?"

……

……

Tang Zhenglong was silent for three seconds.

*****
"Cologne took the ball in the midfield, Bayern changed the slow pace of last year's German Cup final, this game is like playing the Champions League."

"If Bayern could play like this last year, then Cologne really had no chance at all."

"Midfield confrontation."

"Matip and Schweinsteiger for the header."

"Hey, where's the ball?"

The ball flew high and flew out of the live broadcast screen. When the camera turned, everyone saw Tang Zhenglong.

"It seems that the ball has reached Tang's feet."

Tang Zhenglong looked at the ball and suddenly lay down on the ground like a turtle.

All the fans were startled, what is this for?
"Is Don injured?"

Tang Zhenglong made a carp jerk, stretching his legs back.

"This is……"

Everyone froze for a second.

Then it's hilarious!
"Hahaha."

"Is this a scorpion wagging its tail?"

"I look like a dead fish trying to survive."

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong was shy, this was the most shameful 200 big mouth points he earned, and his actions were really ugly.

"I said buddy, what are you doing?" Ze Roberto laughed.

"I'm following Higuita, the madman in Colombia."

"Iquita?"

"Hahaha."

"Not like?"

"I advise you not to go to Colombia, or you will be beaten. You are humiliating the scorpion's tail wagging action."

Tang Zhenglong Khan.

Fortunately, in this era, there are no PS maniacs, jokers and so on, otherwise Tang Zhenglong's action will be ruined.

Podolski ran over, "Don, did you accept another commercial endorsement, why did you do this?"

"I find it interesting."

"Then you can be a real scorpion wagging its tail."

"I do not know!"

"..."

Podolski showed an "I'm convinced" expression.

*****
"System, can you promise me that this is the last task of the game, and let me maintain the dignity of a football player."

"How can that work? The assignment of tasks in this system has always been random, so it's interesting."

……

"System, then I have a request, can you attach yourself to Schultz after the game and let me beat you hard."

"this is okay!"

Tang Zhenglong was gearing up, when suddenly, the ball came.

Tang Zhenglong's speed reached 70, which is not bad. He took the ball and ran a few steps forward, and Lucio put a shovel.

"I have..."

"what."

"why."

Tang Zhenglong found that Lucio's tackle was very accurate. He had already done the advance measurement, but Lucio still tackled the ball very accurately.

"Boy, you are still too young."

Lucio is a Brazilian international, a World Cup champion, and his level is indeed very good. Tang Zhenglong made a few breakthroughs, but was held down by him.

"Master, hang up."

"No, I'm on my own."

"Master, did you take the wrong lines?"

"Get out, I'm Tang Zhenglong, destined to become the king of the ball."

But the reality is cruel, and Tang Zhenglong found that he really couldn't make it through.

"make life difficult for!"

Tang Zhenglong burst into tears.

"I'd better ride a bicycle, don't Brazilians like cycling the most?"

Just do it.

Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball.

Make a circle with your left leg and another circle with your right leg.

"Hey, where's the ball?"

After a second of silence, the audience burst into laughter again.

"Hahaha, is Tang going to stage a funny complete episode in this game?"

It turned out that Tang Zhenglong accidentally pushed the ball away when he drew a circle with his left foot, and he didn't know it yet.

Stevens gestured to Tang Zhenglong.

"Tang, you must have accepted another endorsement."

sweat.

"Why do everyone misunderstand me, do I really love money so much?"

"Yes!" The system has its own sound effect.

"Boss, I really didn't accept the endorsement, I just made a mistake."

"Pass the ball more, you have short legs, and cycling is not suitable for you."

Rumble.

A thunderstorm occurred in Tang Zhenglong's world, which caused serious damage.

"Boss, my legs are very long in Asia. The men in our neighboring countries are all 1 meters tall."

"Stop talking, go back and play football."

"it is good."

"Master, hurry up and hang up, you can reach the pinnacle of your life."

"No, I have to rely on myself. I will never rely on you again. I, Tang Zhenglong, have hands and feet. I can run fast and jump far. I can support myself."

The system paused for a second, then burst into laughter.

"Even you laugh at me!!"

Tang Zhenglong was not convinced, he was really not convinced.

"I'll just show you as a human being, system, I'm going to slap you in the face."

with a snap.

Xiao Hei slapped Tang Zhenglong lightly, "Tang, what's wrong with you today? Come on."

"Okay, Blackie."

*****
"The ball is at the feet of Tang Zhenglong again. It seems that the teammates still choose to trust him."

"Brazil, watch my Masai turn around."

Lucio was taken aback for a moment, he didn't know what Tang Zhenglong wanted to do.

"This is……"

"Is Marseilles turning around?"

"Hahaha."

But before he could stop laughing, tragedy happened. Tang Zhenglong made a tragic Marseilles turn, stepping on Lucio's instep.

……

"Hey, where's the ball?"

"Hey, why did I step on your foot?"

"Ah!!" Lucio rolled on the ground.

The referee came running.

"Don seems to be in trouble."

(End of this chapter)