big mouth ball king

Chapter 229 "Eat" Burger

"Without Podolski, Tang Zhenglong is just S, he can't score." Hans yelled.

"Challenging Hamburg on the weekend, Cologne will be beaten back to their original form, and they will know that they are at the level of the second division."

One of the reasons why Hans is so arrogant is because the current Hamburg is really strong. This season, the Dutch golden boy van der Vaart was introduced, which made Hamburg a strong team in the Bundesliga. Coupled with the original Bosnian striker Barbarets, the current Hamburg can be said to be the strongest team in Northwest Germany.

The odds offered by the bookmaker also showed that Hamburg's victory was much higher than that of Cologne.

Both Cologne and Hamburg are in the northwestern region of Germany, which can be regarded as a derby, but Cologne has no confidence to compete with Hamburg. The reason is simple. Hamburg has a glorious history. It is the only German team that has not been relegated. Even Bayern did not do this.

Originally, if Podolski was there, the fans would have looked forward to defeating Hamburg in the away game, but now... thank God for a draw.

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Tang Zhenglong has opened Facebook for a long time, but this thing is similar to Xiaonei, it is not fun, and you can't hook up with girls on it. Tang Zhenglong still prefers to play chat rooms, and he can hook up with domestic girls anonymously.

Emma came to the living room with the computer.

"Tang, you have a lot of fans on Facebook, you should post something."

"I'm not interested. The fun of the Internet lies in anonymity. Who would play this kind of real-name authentication? If I hook up with girls on it, I will be exposed immediately."

Emma looked contemptuous, "Do you know how to hook up girls with all your brains?"

"Otherwise? Don't you know that the purpose of human beings to invent the Internet is to hook up with girls?"

Emma was dumbfounded.

Emma looked at Tang Zhenglong's more than 3 fans, and then looked at her own hundreds of zombie fans, and was immediately unhappy.

"Then you can recommend it to me."

"You're not a public figure."

"Then maybe, I can sing, maybe someone will ask me to be a singer."

As soon as these words came out, Tang Zhenglong laughed until he rolled on the sofa.

"Hahaha, it's so funny, Emma, ​​you're so humorous."

Emma's face was livid.

"Will you help?"

"No help!"

Kaya also came over, "Don, please push me, I only have 1000 followers."

"no problem."

Emma's eyes widened, "Don..."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said, "Do you think it's unfair? No way, life is unfair."

Tang Zhenglong forwarded Kaya's Facebook.

"Rising German actress."

I thought it would get rave reviews, but what I didn't expect was...

"Ugly to death."

"nausea."

"go to hell."

sweat……

"what happened?"

Tang Zhenglong saw that these seemed to be fans of Hamburg. Could it be that they were football trolls from Germany?
There are a lot of trolls on domestic forums, and Tang Zhenglong knows this, especially on the football post bar, which is really more trolled than in Europe.

"So there are trolls in Germany?"

"Haha, who told you that you don't usually go online, there are many people who scold you."

Tang Zhenglong took a look, and sure enough, most of the comments were scolding himself.

"Slacker."

"Player."

"Silly X."

The most ridiculous thing is that some people even said that Tang Zhenglong is a sissy.

"Damn, I'm such a man, you say I'm a sissy?"

"You are blind."

"Don't, Tang, you'll be fooled if you scold back." Kaya said.

"It seems that the people who scold you recently are all Hamburg fans."

Tang Zhenglong is not a disadvantaged character, "Kaya, how do you think I should respond?"

"Don't respond, I will bear it."

Emma smiled and said, "You can see Kaya's page, your page is not bad."

Tang Zhenglong patted Emma lightly, "Now you can see the advantage of not being pretty, and there is no one who scolds you."

puff!
Emma kicked Tang Zhenglong.

"Ah, it stinks."

"Fuck you, my feet smell good."

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, and he had to respond after arriving in Hamburg, otherwise I would not be called Tang Zhenglong.

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"Don, you are really free, what are you doing at Hamburg Railway Station?" Schultz yawned and stretched his waist.

"I heard that Hamburger Bahnhof is a tourist attraction."

Matip heard about it too.

"It is said that many tourists will eat hamburgers under the big logo of the Hamburg train station, and eat hamburgers in Hamburg."

In fact, although Hamburg was developed by Americans, it was born in Germany.

"It's here, it's here."

Schultz looked at it, and the big logo said "Hamburger".

"Xiao Hei, go buy three hamburgers."

Tang Zhenglong took a hamburger and took a bite.

Soon, photos of the three of Tang Zhenglong eating hamburgers appeared on Facebook.

The fans of Hamburg were furious, this was a provocation, and Tang Zhenglong's words were - come to Hamburg and eat burgers.

And when Tang Zhenglong ate the hamburger, he purposely extended three fingers. Could it be that he was implying three fingers?

"Hurry up, let's go to Tang Zhenglong's Facebook and scold him."

"it is good."

When Hamburg fans opened Tang Zhenglong's Facebook page and looked at it, they were dumbfounded, only to see that comments on Tang Zhenglong's Facebook page were turned off.

"This bastard turned off comments."

Looking at Tang Zhenglong's coquettish smile, he couldn't scold him. These fans were really angry and wanted to smash the computer.

*****
"What I want to say is that football is not spoken by mouth. I don't care what the opponent does before the game."

The head coach of Hamburg, Doll, seemed very confident. On the other side of the table were the head coach of Cologne and Tang Zhenglong.

"I think the media overinterpreted that photo, I was really just hungry."

puff.

"Don, there is a restaurant in your hotel, why did you go to the train station to eat burgers?"

Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression and said, "I didn't know it was a train station. I thought it was Pizza Hut."

puff.

puff.

puff.

This is a monkey trick. If it is the first time to come to Germany, then it is understandable to make a mistake. You have lived in Germany for so long, do you know that the name of this city is Hamburg?
The Hamburg reporter stood up and said angrily, "Tang Zhenglong, don't insult our IQ. Hamburg is the second largest city in Germany, and Cologne is the fourth."

Tang Zhenglong nodded, "I know, Berlin is first, Hamburg is second, Munich is third, Hamburg is fourth, Frankfurt is fifth, Stuttgart is sixth..."

The press officer interrupted: "This German five-year-old knows it all."

Ha ha.

There was cheerful laughter at the scene.

"Ah, sorry, I'm a stranger."

sweat.

"Foreigner" has almost become Tang Zhenglong's universal excuse, as long as he pretends to be stupid, he can use this excuse.

Another reporter stood up, this time asking Stevens: "Tang Zhenglong is considered a failure as a center forward. Will you continue to persevere?"

Stevens said with a smile: "Don has great potential, and I plan to continue to arrange him as a center forward."

In this regard, Hamburg head coach Dole smiled in his heart: "Then you are courting death!!"

(End of this chapter)