big mouth ball king

Chapter 247 The Laziest Goal
"Cologne hit a counter attack."

"Otto was taken aback. Tang Zhenglong is in an offside position. Is the ball chasing?"

Just for a moment, the Cologne midfielder stepped in from the back row, Matip rushed up, and finished the shot after receiving the ball.

"My God, Cologne's counter-attack was so clever."

Klopp was furious, Otto looked stupid enough just now, standing still, are you still going to have another Christmas?
"Are you still on vacation? Even if the ball is a foul, you will stop it for me. How can you let the opponent shoot?"

Otto felt aggrieved, but when Uncle Zha became fierce, who would dare to talk back?
Suddenly, someone beside him said: "Bearded man, it's not fair for you to say that. The ball just now was obviously the responsibility of the midfielder."

When Klopp saw it, he was in a daze.

"Is it your turn to speak here?"

"Why can't I speak? As long as it is the truth, I must speak."

puff.

Otto laughed softly.

"You'd better go away, I don't want any unpleasant things to happen to both parties."

The fourth official had already noticed what happened here, so he came over to persuade him.

Suddenly, Otto blinked at Tang Zhenglong, as if to thank him.

Favorability reached 50.

"Haha, cool."

Tang Zhenglong looked at Klopp, feeling super upset, "You say I'm lazy, right? I'll prove it to you, scoring goals has nothing to do with hard work."

"System, give me a prediction skill."

"this."

100 big mouth points, predict 20 seconds, that is to say, you can see what happens after 20 seconds.

"exchange."

****
"Cologne wins the corner."

Otto, who was defending Tang Zhenglong, refused to budge.

"Don't try to slip away from me."

"Don't worry, I'll just stand still."

"Hehe, you must be lying."

Tang Zhenglong turned a dead fish eye, and then stood in an inconspicuous area next to the back post.

"What is this for?"

"rest."

Otto couldn't believe his ears, but he couldn't follow Tang Zhenglong, because as a central defender, he had to grab points in the middle of the penalty area.

The corner kick is taken.

Otto jumped high, this is his specialty, Klopp saw it, and he was relieved, the high point should be under control.

"Stable."

but……

"This is……"

Otto didn't jump high enough, and instead of heading the ball, he slid a bit and the ball hit the back of the goal post.

"There should be no one at the back post." Klopp thought to himself, and when he looked at it again, his heart was chilled, and Tang Zhenglong happened to be at the back.

"Don is in the back, he just needs a light touch and the ball goes in."

but……

"Why is Tang stunned?"

Facing the flying ball, Tang Zhenglong didn't make any moves.

"Is Tang stupid?"

Soon, everyone understood that Tang Zhenglong was not stupid, but that he didn't even bother to move.

Let the ball hit you and bounce into the goal.

……

……

The stadium was quiet for a second, and then boos rang out wildly.

"Bastard, you are a fart, dare to humiliate us Mainz."

Mainz fans feel humiliated, what is it?Can you score a goal while standing still?

Uncle Zha was furious, and he called Otto over again, "Your assists are really good."

"I……"

"Don't be humble, you can play forward."

Otto was at a loss for completing such a beautiful own goal assist. At this moment, Tang Zhenglong came again.

"Bearded man, it's wrong for you to say that. This ball is due to my precise movement. What's the matter with Dahei?"

"Bearded man, big black?"

Klopp was furious.

"Accurate running? Did you insult the word running?" Klopp thought.

"You just happen to be standing there, even a fool standing at the back post can score."

Tang Zhenglong sneered, "As I said, scoring goals has nothing to do with hard work, it depends on talent. Believe it or not, I can score goals while lying down."

Klopp's chest was bulging, and if it weren't for the cameras, he would definitely have punched.

"Okay, you don't have to defend him."

"why?"

"No why."

Klopp feels that it is better to ignore Tang Zhenglong's existence when dealing with lazy people like Tang Zhenglong.

Back on the court, Tang Zhenglong patted Otto, "Don't be sad, I understand you, your coach is a lunatic."

"Ha ha."

Favorability reached 80.

"Haha, it's almost there."

But the last point is difficult, because Klopp has not allowed Otto to defend Tang Zhenglong anymore.

1 to 0 is of course unacceptable for Mainz. This is the first home game in the second half of the schedule.

Klopp is the kind of coach with a lot of body language. He waved his hands on the sidelines, "Attack, press me."

"Press it up."

Just as Klopp was moving, he suddenly bumped into something.

"what……"

Looking again, it was Tang Zhenglong again.

"why is it you again?"

"I'll drink some water, why are you bumping into me?"

"It's beyond the touchline."

"I know, there are no water bottles on the court."

……

"Also, it's useless to shout on the sidelines. Football depends on luck. You might as well get down on your knees and ask God."

"I don't believe in God, I only believe in strength."

"Ok."

Tang Zhenglong looked at Klopp's scarf, "That... can you lend me a scarf, I'm a bit cold standing still."

……

Klopp kicked up, "Get out!!"

Ding sound.

mission completed.

"finished?"

It is estimated that Otto was amused when I quarreled with Klopp just now.

"The speed has reached 82, which can be regarded as the first class in Asia." Thinking of this, Tang Zhenglong is particularly looking forward to fighting with Bangzi in the future, so that he can abuse Bangzi.

However, Mainz is capable, and soon, their striker Turke competed for a goal.

After the ball passed, Zidan took the ball. In the penalty area, the Egyptian cleverly flashed a defender, and then flicked the ball with the back of his foot, and the ball flew into the far post.

GOOOOOOOAL! ! !

Klopp jumped up, "Nice goal."

He rushed to Tang Zhenglong, "See, this is a goal. What do you mean? Is the old lady taking a walk?"

On the court, Zidan was even more arrogant, shutting up at the Cologne fans.

Zidan's flamboyant personality angered Cologne fans and players.

"You can't do this, we are half-time champions of the Bundesliga," Podolski said.

"Not any time soon."

There was a small-scale dispute between the players on both sides, but there was no conflict, and Tang Zhenglong did not immediately respond to Klopp.

Otto moved over and whispered, "Don, our coach is a little crazy, don't worry about it."

"It's okay, I guess it's menopause."

puff.

"Don, I think we can be friends."

"Do you want to come to Cologne?"

"It's hard to say."

When Klopp saw Otto chatting with Tang Zhenglong, he was very angry.

"What is there to talk about with this bastard?"

Klopp shouted at Otto: "Go and defend!"

(End of this chapter)