big mouth ball king

Chapter 270 Slacker Tactics
Premier League.

It's really hotter than Tang Zhenglong imagined.

In the past, in the player tunnel of the stadium, even if everyone was upset, they just stared at each other, but this time, Newcastle's Nicky Butt did it directly.

"What are you? How dare you kick Alan." Bart scratched the back of Tang Zhenglong's head.

I'll go for it.

"You are really hands-on."

"I've seen you upset for a long time. I don't care what you say in Germany. Come to my place and be honest with me. Newcastle is not a team like your Cologne. We are a giant."

"Crazy, silly X."

"Forget it, forget it, Don."

"It counts on you."

Tang Zhenglong kicked up, but missed.

"Haha, your legs are too short."

"Short Legs?"

Tang Zhenglong's temper is not bad, ordinary words will not irritate him, but saying that he has short legs, this is really unbearable, this is a man's dignity.

Just when Bart was laughing, Tang Zhenglong kicked up again, and this kick hit the key part of Bart.

Bart sat down in pain, "You are dead."

"You bit me."

"Don't do anything." Schultz pointed to the opponent's player who was about to move.

Newcastle's players are all violent. Newcastle seems to have such a tradition. In 2005, Newcastle's Bao Ye fought with his own team on the court and made a big joke.

Scott Parker couldn't hold back, he yelled at Tang Zhenglong, this time Tang Zhenglong was really angry and rushed up.

"Matia, Xiao Hei, you go first, I will do it alone."

The so-called horizontal and afraid of being stunned.

Parker didn't expect the opponent to pounce directly.

"Do you want to be banned for life?"

"I'm suspended for life, and I'm also pulling you along."

"And you, how about I replace your team by myself?"

Suddenly, everyone fell silent.

The referee is here.

What life ban is, that's just talk, Parker and Tang Zhenglong will not be stupid enough to really fight in front of the referee.

But... how to explain this?
"What are you doing?"

Tang Zhenglong and Parker, you look at me, and I look at you.

Suddenly Tang Zhenglong had an idea, "Your tattoo is so beautiful, where did you get it?"

"It's in Newcastle."

"Can you take me there, I want to get a tattoo too."

The referee was dumbfounded, looking at the tattoo?Then why do you want to pounce on the opponent?

Tang Zhenglong also seemed to understand what the referee was thinking.

"Referee, I'm short-sighted, so I can only look closely."

"Then just stand and watch."

"This……"

"Yeah, I said just stand and watch, why are you pulling me down?"

"I……"

Parker was stupid, Tang Zhenglong threw the ball to him.

"I……"

The referee didn't have the time to listen to these two nonsense, "I don't care if you are looking at tattoos or dating, get up quickly, the game is about to start."

puff.

The two teams lined up, and the Newcastle players were very upset. I went crazy and beat myself up, but Tang Zhenglong suffered a disadvantage. I'm so upset!

*****
"Alan, I think Duff is Newcastle's most important signing this season."

"Yes, his experience can help Newcastle."

Although Duff doesn't have the speed of smashing the wing at his peak, his kicks are even more sophisticated.

The Irishman took the ball from the wing, and suddenly used his defiant change of direction to dodge a defensive player and then picked a pass to the center.

This trick Newcastle has played very skillfully in the league, and several midfielders will quickly jump in to grab points.

The head coach of Newcastle clenched his fist secretly, and this attack seemed to be the kind that was very likely to be scored.

At the critical moment, the goalkeeper took a risk and picked up the ball.

"Almost."

There was a bang at St. James' Park.

Shearer said with a smile: "Goalkeeper attack is very important, but Newcastle's offense is very good, boys come on."

*****
Newcastle's strength has far surpassed those previous opponents.

Stevens also knows this. The pace of the Premier League is very fast, their offense is very direct, and they will not fight excessively in the midfield. In this way, Schulz and Matip have no chance to show their confrontation.

Just as the game was going on fiercely, the camera turned.

Tang Zhenglong is taking a walk.

Morgan and Shearer didn't know how to comment anymore, this is a live broadcast.

"Don is a player who takes his chances, maybe he's waiting for his chance."

Shearer is a striker himself, he knows that standing like this, then the goal has nothing to do with you, the most important thing is that Tang Zhenglong stands on the offside line.

Tang Zhenglong walked and walked, but what everyone didn't know was that this time Tang Zhenglong was not lazy, but a well-designed tactic.

Stevens felt that since everyone knew that Tang Zhenglong was a slob, why not devise a tactic to paralyze the opponent?
So this "slacker" tactic was born.

Cologne steals the ball in the backcourt and drives forward with a big foot.

Morgan took a look, only Tang Zhenglong was chasing him, "The ball must be offside."

"It must be offside. I don't know why Tang chased him."

The goalkeeper Ji Wen didn't attack, and the defender didn't chase back. Tang Zhenglong's ball was also stupid, and it didn't make any sense at all.

The linesman is ready to raise the flag, as long as Tang Zhenglong touches the ball, he will raise the flag.

But Tang Zhenglong stopped suddenly, and then someone rushed up, it was Podolski, and the whole Newcastle team realized it after a while.

Podolski took the ball to form a single-handedly, and the audience booed everywhere, hoping to use his boos to influence Lucas's shot.

But in the face of such an opportunity, Podolski was still very steady, pushing the far corner with his left foot and making a beautiful arc.

When the ball flew into the goal, Newcastle asked the referee to protest, "He interfered with the game, that goal does not exist."

Tang Zhenglong did not touch the ball, but if the referee decides that he interfered with the game, then he is also considered offside.

"He rushed to the ball, that's obviously interference."

Tang Zhenglong suddenly appeared.

"Referee, you can't say that."

"why?"

"Everyone knows that I was running around when I had nothing to do. I like running around on the offside line the most."

dumbfounded.

Is this also possible?

"Referee, my characteristic is laziness, everyone knows that."

Tang Zhenglong was about to smear himself, and Newcastle's players didn't accept it. "You are lazy, but this time you did it on purpose."

"Correct!"

The referee thought for a while and ruled that the goal was valid.

"why!!"

"Because you have all the time to chase back, and you didn't move. Remember that the game has not stopped before the referee blows the whistle next time."

Tang Zhenglong smiled wickedly.

Parker leaned over, "You Germans can only score goals with these shameless tactics now?"

"I'm not German."

"it's the same."

"You Brits are still so stupid, no wonder you keep going to the big rounds."

The audience booed everywhere.

"fraud."

"fraud."

"The ball doesn't exist."

BOOOOOOOOO.

(End of this chapter)