big mouth ball king
Chapter 281 Defensive Forward
Chapter 281 Defensive Forward
"NO'GOAL."
Glenn Roedel left these two words on the board in the locker room, which is his expectation that the opponent will not score in this game.
Newcastle players also played very strictly in accordance with their coach's tactical requirements and tightened their defense.
"Newcastle's tactics are very pragmatic." Shearer said: "It's very clever. We don't need goals, the opponent does."
Podolski passed the ball to the right when he had an opportunity on the left.
"What are you doing? With my height, it might be possible for me to fight for the header."
Podolski was dissatisfied, "You should at least rush."
"Pass it to my feet."
The Newcastle players leaned over. "Don, Lucas obviously did it on purpose. With your height, he just passed you a high ball."
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, "What's wrong with my height?"
Podolski also knew that Tang Zhenglong couldn't compete for the high ball, and he did it on purpose to let the opponent form an inertial thinking.
Soon, Podolski pretended to pass the ball, but with a flash, he broke through.
This move was very dexterous, Tang Zhenglong saw that there was something going on, so he quickly ran back.
Parker followed Tang Zhenglong.
"what!!"
Tang Zhenglong fell down, Parker was dumbfounded, "I didn't touch you."
"Who said you touched me? I ran too fast and fell down."
Parker was dumbfounded, "That's okay?"
It's like a person who is addicted to porcelain suddenly fell down one day, then got up and patted the dust on his body, nothing happened.
Tang Zhenglong was also dumbfounded, "I really fell down by myself, could it be that you are not used to me not touching porcelain?"
"Don."
Podolsky yelled.
Lucas kicked the door.
The ball was touched by a Newcastle player and refracted, and Tang Zhenglong was shaken.
"I rely on."
Tang Zhenglong could only turn around and prepare to shoot.
"Where's the ball?"
"Where's the ball?"
Many years later, Barcelona bought a player named Dembele, who was dizzy by the ball when he was bouncing the ball in his first show.
At this time Tang Zhenglong was there, turning 360 degrees on the spot.
"Where's the ball?"
"The ball was cleared by you!" Newcastle players reminded.
It turned out that Tang Zhenglong accidentally touched the ball when he was looking for it on the spot, and it turned out...
"Don made a nice clearance." Morgan laughed.
puff! !
"Release?"
"Yeah, Tang can be regarded as a defensive forward."
"Morgan, you're bad enough."
On the court, Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
Newcastle players ran over and patted him one after another, "Thank you, nice clearance."
"Don, don't worry, you have decided on the Newcastle contract."
Ji Wen patted Tang Zhenglong on the head, "It was too dangerous. The football was only half a meter away from the goal. Fortunately, you made a clearance."
"Untie your mother." Tang Zhenglong wailed in his heart, this is too bullying.
The Cologne players run over.
"Don, what do you think?"
"I was sprinting at full speed, but I didn't expect the ball to change direction halfway. When it got behind me, I couldn't find Bei at once."
Podolski said with a smile: "It's normal."
"Normal? Really? Could it be that you have encountered it too."
Tang Zhenglong couldn't wait to pull people into the water, Podolski shook his head, "Impossible, such a stupid thing can't happen to me."
……
……
"Die Lucas."
"Dead fish."
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Okay, then I want to ask you, if it were you, what would you do? Isn't it the same to look for the ball in circles?"
Schultz pointed to his brain, "I have no problem with my cerebellum. I remember that people with poor balance ability have bad cerebellum."
"Fuck you."
"If you don't believe me, you can do an experiment. Pull the right ear with your left hand and turn around in circles."
"Sorry, I wouldn't do something so stupid."
Soon, Cologne got a corner kick. Tang Zhenglong ran into the penalty area and had to prove his brilliance.
Unexpectedly, the Newcastle players were too bad. The goalkeeper yelled at Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, you go to the front to defend and push the ball out. Be careful not to spin around this time."
"Hahaha."
There was a burst of laughter in the restricted area.
Tang Zhenglong's face was darker than Newcastle's jersey.
"Is that Shay?"
"You can call me Shay."
Ji Wen didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to be so polite.
"That's right, can I have a drink of your water?"
"of course."
Tang Zhenglong squatted down and pretended to touch the water bottle, but actually tampered with Ji Wen's shoelaces.
"hey-hey."
"Thank you, your water bottle is too high-end, where did you buy it?"
Ji Wen was taken aback, "Is this the water bottle of the stadium?"
"Oh, so that's what it is."
Cologne's corner kick was taken, and the first point was headed by the Cologne players, but under the interference of the Newcastle players, the top of the ball was weak.
Matip just headed the ball towards the goal. This kind of ball can be caught by anyone with normal legs.
Ji Wen was about to move his feet, but suddenly tragedy happened, and he fell down.
Morgan and Shearer were dumbfounded, how could they fall down?Just move two steps to the right.
Regardless, Cologne is already celebrating.
Ji Wen pointed to Tang Zhenglong, "Surround him."
"what!!"
Ji Wen pointed to his shoelaces, "You tied my shoelaces, you did it, the ball doesn't count, you still get a red card."
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Do you have evidence?"
"It's you."
The referee came over, and Ji Wen pointed to his shoelaces, furious, "Referee, look, he did it."
"Referee, this has nothing to do with me."
"Could it be that I did it myself?"
Tang Zhenglong said: "It's very simple, referee, please do me a favor."
Tang Zhenglong squatted down to tie the shoelaces for the referee, "Do you feel it?"
"Of course I feel it."
"Then why didn't he? Could it be that he has a nervous problem?"
puff! !
"This is different. It was a mess in the restricted area just now."
"No matter how messy it is, you will always know when someone touches you."
The referee nodded, feeling that what Tang Zhenglong said made sense.
"He pretended to drink water and that's when he tricked me."
"If your IQ is that stupid, maybe you made a mistake when tying your own shoelaces."
Ji Wen's seven orifices were smoking, how could he have thought that someone would be so thieves who would take advantage of his unpreparedness to tie the laces of his two shoes together.
The referee said, "Without direct evidence, it is impossible for me to punish him. Be careful yourself in the future."
"Be careful in the future? Is it possible that this is the case? We were stolen a ball."
"Don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for slander. Our goal was beautiful. If you fall down on the spot, blame yourself for having a bad cerebellum."
Ji Wen thought that Tang Zhenglong had a bad cerebellum, but now he knew that he had a bad conscience.
"Okay, let me tell you, even if you Cologne are shameless, the final victory still belongs to Newcastle."
cut! !
What Tang Zhenglong didn't care about the most was talking about it, he'd be promoted if he had the ability.
(End of this chapter)
"NO'GOAL."
Glenn Roedel left these two words on the board in the locker room, which is his expectation that the opponent will not score in this game.
Newcastle players also played very strictly in accordance with their coach's tactical requirements and tightened their defense.
"Newcastle's tactics are very pragmatic." Shearer said: "It's very clever. We don't need goals, the opponent does."
Podolski passed the ball to the right when he had an opportunity on the left.
"What are you doing? With my height, it might be possible for me to fight for the header."
Podolski was dissatisfied, "You should at least rush."
"Pass it to my feet."
The Newcastle players leaned over. "Don, Lucas obviously did it on purpose. With your height, he just passed you a high ball."
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, "What's wrong with my height?"
Podolski also knew that Tang Zhenglong couldn't compete for the high ball, and he did it on purpose to let the opponent form an inertial thinking.
Soon, Podolski pretended to pass the ball, but with a flash, he broke through.
This move was very dexterous, Tang Zhenglong saw that there was something going on, so he quickly ran back.
Parker followed Tang Zhenglong.
"what!!"
Tang Zhenglong fell down, Parker was dumbfounded, "I didn't touch you."
"Who said you touched me? I ran too fast and fell down."
Parker was dumbfounded, "That's okay?"
It's like a person who is addicted to porcelain suddenly fell down one day, then got up and patted the dust on his body, nothing happened.
Tang Zhenglong was also dumbfounded, "I really fell down by myself, could it be that you are not used to me not touching porcelain?"
"Don."
Podolsky yelled.
Lucas kicked the door.
The ball was touched by a Newcastle player and refracted, and Tang Zhenglong was shaken.
"I rely on."
Tang Zhenglong could only turn around and prepare to shoot.
"Where's the ball?"
"Where's the ball?"
Many years later, Barcelona bought a player named Dembele, who was dizzy by the ball when he was bouncing the ball in his first show.
At this time Tang Zhenglong was there, turning 360 degrees on the spot.
"Where's the ball?"
"The ball was cleared by you!" Newcastle players reminded.
It turned out that Tang Zhenglong accidentally touched the ball when he was looking for it on the spot, and it turned out...
"Don made a nice clearance." Morgan laughed.
puff! !
"Release?"
"Yeah, Tang can be regarded as a defensive forward."
"Morgan, you're bad enough."
On the court, Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
Newcastle players ran over and patted him one after another, "Thank you, nice clearance."
"Don, don't worry, you have decided on the Newcastle contract."
Ji Wen patted Tang Zhenglong on the head, "It was too dangerous. The football was only half a meter away from the goal. Fortunately, you made a clearance."
"Untie your mother." Tang Zhenglong wailed in his heart, this is too bullying.
The Cologne players run over.
"Don, what do you think?"
"I was sprinting at full speed, but I didn't expect the ball to change direction halfway. When it got behind me, I couldn't find Bei at once."
Podolski said with a smile: "It's normal."
"Normal? Really? Could it be that you have encountered it too."
Tang Zhenglong couldn't wait to pull people into the water, Podolski shook his head, "Impossible, such a stupid thing can't happen to me."
……
……
"Die Lucas."
"Dead fish."
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Okay, then I want to ask you, if it were you, what would you do? Isn't it the same to look for the ball in circles?"
Schultz pointed to his brain, "I have no problem with my cerebellum. I remember that people with poor balance ability have bad cerebellum."
"Fuck you."
"If you don't believe me, you can do an experiment. Pull the right ear with your left hand and turn around in circles."
"Sorry, I wouldn't do something so stupid."
Soon, Cologne got a corner kick. Tang Zhenglong ran into the penalty area and had to prove his brilliance.
Unexpectedly, the Newcastle players were too bad. The goalkeeper yelled at Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, you go to the front to defend and push the ball out. Be careful not to spin around this time."
"Hahaha."
There was a burst of laughter in the restricted area.
Tang Zhenglong's face was darker than Newcastle's jersey.
"Is that Shay?"
"You can call me Shay."
Ji Wen didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to be so polite.
"That's right, can I have a drink of your water?"
"of course."
Tang Zhenglong squatted down and pretended to touch the water bottle, but actually tampered with Ji Wen's shoelaces.
"hey-hey."
"Thank you, your water bottle is too high-end, where did you buy it?"
Ji Wen was taken aback, "Is this the water bottle of the stadium?"
"Oh, so that's what it is."
Cologne's corner kick was taken, and the first point was headed by the Cologne players, but under the interference of the Newcastle players, the top of the ball was weak.
Matip just headed the ball towards the goal. This kind of ball can be caught by anyone with normal legs.
Ji Wen was about to move his feet, but suddenly tragedy happened, and he fell down.
Morgan and Shearer were dumbfounded, how could they fall down?Just move two steps to the right.
Regardless, Cologne is already celebrating.
Ji Wen pointed to Tang Zhenglong, "Surround him."
"what!!"
Ji Wen pointed to his shoelaces, "You tied my shoelaces, you did it, the ball doesn't count, you still get a red card."
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Do you have evidence?"
"It's you."
The referee came over, and Ji Wen pointed to his shoelaces, furious, "Referee, look, he did it."
"Referee, this has nothing to do with me."
"Could it be that I did it myself?"
Tang Zhenglong said: "It's very simple, referee, please do me a favor."
Tang Zhenglong squatted down to tie the shoelaces for the referee, "Do you feel it?"
"Of course I feel it."
"Then why didn't he? Could it be that he has a nervous problem?"
puff! !
"This is different. It was a mess in the restricted area just now."
"No matter how messy it is, you will always know when someone touches you."
The referee nodded, feeling that what Tang Zhenglong said made sense.
"He pretended to drink water and that's when he tricked me."
"If your IQ is that stupid, maybe you made a mistake when tying your own shoelaces."
Ji Wen's seven orifices were smoking, how could he have thought that someone would be so thieves who would take advantage of his unpreparedness to tie the laces of his two shoes together.
The referee said, "Without direct evidence, it is impossible for me to punish him. Be careful yourself in the future."
"Be careful in the future? Is it possible that this is the case? We were stolen a ball."
"Don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for slander. Our goal was beautiful. If you fall down on the spot, blame yourself for having a bad cerebellum."
Ji Wen thought that Tang Zhenglong had a bad cerebellum, but now he knew that he had a bad conscience.
"Okay, let me tell you, even if you Cologne are shameless, the final victory still belongs to Newcastle."
cut! !
What Tang Zhenglong didn't care about the most was talking about it, he'd be promoted if he had the ability.
(End of this chapter)
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