big mouth ball king

Chapter 289 April Fool's Day

Bayern's official website posted the news that the team signed Tang Zhenglong at a price of 3000 million euros for a period of 4 years. Tang will wear the No. 9 jersey and will play at the Allianz Arena next season.

This news appeared on Bayern's official website, but no one reposted it, let alone sprayed it, because everyone knew that it was prepared by Bayern for the upcoming April Fool's Day.

Every year on the eve of April Fool's Day, Bayern will play similar stalks. For example, one year it was announced that the team had signed Beckham.

Of course, some local media in Cologne are still very upset about this. After all, Cologne is going to play in Munich this week. This kind of news that is known to be fake news is also quite disgusting.

The Cologne Club said with a smile, everyone is joking anyway on April Fool's Day.

After staying at the hotel in Munich, the players were training hard while thinking about how to tease their teammates or avoid being teased.

However, everyone agreed that Tang Zhenglong must be watched closely. This guy usually likes to tease people so much, let alone an occasion like April Fool's Day.

Tang Zhenglong brought Schultz a cup of coffee.

Schultz didn't dare to answer.

"Don, you probably added something to your coffee, didn't you?"

"No."

"Then show me a drink."

Tang Zhenglong took a sip.

"no problem."

"Look, Tang actually served a normal cup of coffee."

sweat.

"Are you sick?"

"Ha ha."

"Don, today is April Fool's Day, we are all afraid of being tricked by you."

"Impossible, I'm not that naive, things like April Fool's Day are children's."

Tang Zhenglong casually handed another cup of coffee to Schultz, this time Schultz took a big gulp without any doubt.

Then he was tragic.

"Ah!! I'm so hot, Don, what did you add to your coffee?"

"Haha, I added insanely hot chili."

"Don, that will eat the dead."

"No, at most it will be diarrhea."

"What? Diarrhea at most? Is this still a human word?"

Schultz was so hot that he drank two bottles of mineral water before recovering.

"You bastard, I appeal to everyone not to eat anything Tang Zhenglong gave us, for the safety of your lives."

"What life safety?"

Stevens walked in and went to get the cup of coffee that Schultz just had.

This group of people who were still sanctimonious just now are secretly happy in their hearts. Would it be interesting if the boss also drank that cup of coffee.

Why is there such a holiday as April Fool's Day?Maybe it's just fun to tease people.

Schultz corrected: "I heard that buying more insurance can ensure the safety of life."

"Sick, those are all lies."

Stevens threw his head back and took a swig, and then he was as tragic as Schultz.

"I'm so hot, who did this?"

"I don't know, maybe it's an April Fool's Day surprise from the hotel?"

"You call it a surprise? It's deadly."

Suddenly, Stevens looked at Tang Zhenglong, "Did you do this?"

"Of course it's impossible. We are all here. If I did it, they would have reported me long ago."

The teammates looked at each other in blank dismay. Tang Zhenglong's words were kidnapping everyone. He made this coffee, but the reason why Stevens drank this cup of coffee was also the result of everyone's hard work.

Stevens looked at everyone, "Is it really not Tang's fault?"

Everyone shook their heads, "It has nothing to do with Tang."

"That's weird."

"I'm going to talk to the hotel manager. There must be no second time, otherwise I will complain."

*****
"Don, what are you doing sneakily?" Matip asked, "What are you holding in your hand?"

"mat."

"Don't tell me it's an ordinary mat."

"try it yourself."

Matip sat up with a pop.

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong leaned forward and back together with a smile.

Fart pads, for pranks.

"Don, if you put this on the boss's seat, he'll kill someone."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Think about it, the boss suddenly sat down after the serious lecture, and there was a pop in the quiet restaurant."

"Hahaha."

Just imagining it, Tang Zhenglong burst out laughing.

Matip looked dumbfounded, this is a bit big.

"Isn't it interesting?"

Matip chuckled, "I'll go first, I don't know, it's not my responsibility."

"Come back."

*****
"6 points or 0 points depends entirely on this league. Whether the counterattack is successful in a season or will be stepped on by Bayern in the end depends on tomorrow's game."

"Tomorrow is April Fool's Day. I want to give Bayern an unforgettable April Fool's Day, just like what Kaiserslautern did back then."

Everyone clenches their fists tightly. If they can be champions, who would be willing to be runners-up? Bayern has 11 people, and we are also 11 people. We are afraid of hair! !

Stevens raised his glass and said, "Go back to Cologne with a victory."

"Back to Cologne with victory."

After some impassioned speech, Stevens sat down, only to hear a poof.

Everyone is stupid.

Stevens' face turned from white to red, as if he had been boiled. After he touched his chair, a volcano erupted, "Tang Zhenglong!! Get out."

I'll go for it.

Why is it me?

Tang Zhenglong pointed to himself, "I didn't do it."

"No need to deny it, 100% you did it."

"Boss, you can't wrong me, I really didn't do it."

Stevens said angrily: "There is also the chili coffee in the afternoon, that's what you did, I asked the hotel manager, there is no April Fool's surprise at all."

"This……"

"Yes, he did it."

Tang Zhenglong saw it and cursed in his heart: "A bunch of fools!!"

"Hold him on a chair, and he must be punished."

"good idea."

"How to punish?" Someone suggested: "Throw it in the swimming pool on the roof."

Stevens refused. It was quite cold in Germany in April, so you can't catch a cold, and you have to play tomorrow.

At this time, Schultz laughed and said: "I once watched a prank show, put the clip on the face, and then pull it away instantly, it will be very painful."

It hurts to think about it.

"No, it will hurt."

"It's okay, at most it will be disfigured, and it won't affect the game."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, is this still human?Disfigured at most?I live on my face.

Teammates found clips and clamped them on Tang Zhenglong's nose, lips, chin, and ears.

Tang Zhenglong was wailing, "Beast, let me go."

Stevens laughed, "I'll call one, two, three, let's pull together."

One.

two.

three.

what! !

Tang Zhenglong yelled like killing a pig.

"This is the funniest April Fool's I've ever had."

Tang Zhenglong pulled Matip, "Help me see, am I disfigured?"

"No, it's just broken skin."

"..."

Tang Zhenglong wailed again!
(End of this chapter)