big mouth ball king
Chapter 292 It's Difficult to Pass the Ball Gracefully
Chapter 292 It's Difficult to Pass the Ball Gracefully
GOOOOOOAL! !
The Bayern fans were dumbfounded, and it was Tang Zhenglong who scored the goal.
Is this guy a Bayern nemesis?
After Tang Zhenglong scored a goal, he celebrated wildly and made a gesture of scrubbing. Everyone knew what it meant.
"Haha, it's as easy for me to score a goal as to take a shower."
"Haha."
Teammates came over to pat Tang Zhenglong.
"This ball is really exciting, nothing to say."
"What do you mean you didn't talk about this goal? Don't you have something to say before? All the goals I scored were wonderful."
sweat.
This man cannot boast.
"Let's go, let's go, just treat it as nothing."
"Bastard, come back and continue to praise me."
*****
10 seconds early warning for shoveling.
I have obtained similar skills before, but they are actually very useful, and can effectively prevent the opponent from shoveling me.
Tang Zhenglong looked at Van Bommel and always felt that the Dutchman wanted to blackmail him.
Sure enough, the alarm sounded soon.
Tang Zhenglong saw what was about to happen on the virtual screen, and Van Bommel approached from his own defense, kneeling on his waist.
This kind of action is dirty and bad, but it will not get a red card.
Tang Zhenglong's face is full of cattle.
"It's too ruthless. If it reaches the spine, it will probably go straight down."
"Fuck!!"
When the ball reached Tang Zhenglong's feet, Van Bommel raised his knee and hit it upwards. At this moment, Tang Zhenglong raised his elbow and hit back.
"what!!"
"He elbowed."
Van Bommel covered his cheeks and complained to Tang Zhenglong.
"He elbowed, must be red card."
Tang Zhenglong said confidently: "Do I have eyes behind my back? I don't even know you exist."
"You did it on purpose, you know..."
"Know what? Know that you attacked me in the back?"
Van Bommel was taken aback.
"I'm grabbing the ball!"
"I don't have eyes behind my back, I don't know what you want to do, and I don't care what you want to do."
"Then why are you waving your elbow?"
"I stretch."
"..."
Van Bommel is stupid, stretch yourself?
This kind of words can also be said.
"The referee should know that I am the laziest striker in Germany."
"I know."
"So it's okay for me to stretch myself."
"..."
"Referee, don't believe him, it's obviously an elbow."
"No, no, no." Tang Zhenglong shook his fingers, "This is when I was stretching, you appeared behind me."
"Stop talking nonsense."
"If you appeared in front of me aboveboard, how could such a thing happen?"
Van Bommel also felt strange, how could Tang Zhenglong predict so accurately that he was going to sneak attack him.
The referee said that both sides restrained their actions.
Van Bommel covered his face, "That's all?"
"How about I pay you a Band-Aid?"
"Pooh."
*****
Magath didn't know what was wrong. Every time he met Cologne, it was a cheating plot. After Tang Zhenglong scored a goal, the game became more difficult. This time it was the same. If he dismissed get out of class, it would be Tang Zhenglong's fault.
Tang Zhenglong took the ball in the midfield, and this time he wanted to play around.
Tang Zhenglong recalled the last time he used the skill of "Rui Costa", the feeling was quite good, by the way, that feeling was called elegance.
500 Dazui order once?
Tang Zhenglong sneered in his heart, even if I don't play tricks, I can still play gracefully, isn't it difficult?
"hey-hey."
Tang Zhenglong spotted the sidewalk, ready to make a god-level pass.
"Master, I advise you not to play around."
"What is playing with waves? I am elegant, just like Rui Costa."
"Don't try to trick me in the future, I have no skills, and I am also a passing master."
Tang Zhenglong passed the ball with one kick, and Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded as soon as the jersey was kicked out, "Why is there such a difference?"
"Do you think everyone is Rui Costa?"
"That shouldn't be that much of a difference."
"The reality is so cruel."
After Bayern steals the ball from the midfielder, it passes forward to Salihamidzic, and the Bayern winger rushes forward at full speed.
The audience began to be restless. This counterattack had a good chance. Cologne was also cheated by Tang Zhenglong. Everyone was running forward, but he suddenly made such an outrageous pass, the ball was intercepted, and Bayern counterattacked.
Of course, the Bayern players knew that counterattack opportunities were rare, and they must not give their opponents a chance to breathe. The ball was passed to the striker, the Dutchman Ma Kai.
Ma Kai dodged a defender and lobbed a shot. The young goalkeeper Bader pounced too hard and was hanged by the ball.
"I go!"
The ball flew into the goal slowly.
GOOOOOOOAL! !
Tang Zhenglong's face turned green. No matter how shameless he was, he understood that he was responsible for the ball. If he hadn't made a wild pass, the opponent would have never been able to counterattack so well.
Tang Zhenglong quickly ran back, "Baide, I am responsible for this ball, don't be sad, this does not mean that the underwear transfer method has failed."
"Don, I know, I'm a bit risky to attack."
Tang Zhenglong patted Bader, "Although the opponent is not as good as me, he is still one of the best forwards in the Bundesliga. It is normal for him to score a goal, and it is still 1-1. We are not behind."
"Hehe, Don, I believe in you."
Stevens called Tang Zhenglong over, "Why are you so outrageous."
"I wanted to play gracefully, but I made mistakes."
"Okay, don't make that kind of attempt, your playing football has nothing to do with elegance."
Tang Zhenglong pouted, scolding Stevens in his heart.
"You don't have to scold me in your heart, I don't care, don't give me such an outrageous pass again."
"Ah, no!! You don't pass the ball."
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Why don't I go down early to rest."
"In your dreams."
Not allowed to pass the ball, Tang Zhenglong simply went to chat with Kahn.
Kahn declined.
"I don't want to hear anything you say."
"why?"
"Because you are Tang Zhenglong."
"This is discrimination."
"No! Because talking to you will never do anything good."
Suddenly, Kahn felt a little uncomfortable in his calf.
"what happened?"
"I knew there was nothing good in talking to you."
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, it's obviously because you didn't warm up enough before the game, it's none of my business.
Kahn received a brief treatment, and the team doctor told him that there was nothing wrong with him after diagnosis. It may be that he is not active enough. Don't always stand, you can jump and run.
"Ok."
Kahn looked at Tang Zhenglong viciously.
"Don't blame me for your aging muscles, you think I'm a bully."
"Get away from me."
Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to go to Van Bommel. The Dutchman was very angry after being elbowed by Tang Zhenglong just now.
"If you want to disgust me and let me beat you up, then you think too much. I have played football for more than ten years, so I can bear it."
"No, I just want to talk to someone. In fact, the pass I just made was imitating Rui Costa. Do you think it is like that?"
"Who?"
"Rui Costa, the Portuguese one."
Suddenly, Van Bommel almost fell to the ground laughing.
(End of this chapter)
GOOOOOOAL! !
The Bayern fans were dumbfounded, and it was Tang Zhenglong who scored the goal.
Is this guy a Bayern nemesis?
After Tang Zhenglong scored a goal, he celebrated wildly and made a gesture of scrubbing. Everyone knew what it meant.
"Haha, it's as easy for me to score a goal as to take a shower."
"Haha."
Teammates came over to pat Tang Zhenglong.
"This ball is really exciting, nothing to say."
"What do you mean you didn't talk about this goal? Don't you have something to say before? All the goals I scored were wonderful."
sweat.
This man cannot boast.
"Let's go, let's go, just treat it as nothing."
"Bastard, come back and continue to praise me."
*****
10 seconds early warning for shoveling.
I have obtained similar skills before, but they are actually very useful, and can effectively prevent the opponent from shoveling me.
Tang Zhenglong looked at Van Bommel and always felt that the Dutchman wanted to blackmail him.
Sure enough, the alarm sounded soon.
Tang Zhenglong saw what was about to happen on the virtual screen, and Van Bommel approached from his own defense, kneeling on his waist.
This kind of action is dirty and bad, but it will not get a red card.
Tang Zhenglong's face is full of cattle.
"It's too ruthless. If it reaches the spine, it will probably go straight down."
"Fuck!!"
When the ball reached Tang Zhenglong's feet, Van Bommel raised his knee and hit it upwards. At this moment, Tang Zhenglong raised his elbow and hit back.
"what!!"
"He elbowed."
Van Bommel covered his cheeks and complained to Tang Zhenglong.
"He elbowed, must be red card."
Tang Zhenglong said confidently: "Do I have eyes behind my back? I don't even know you exist."
"You did it on purpose, you know..."
"Know what? Know that you attacked me in the back?"
Van Bommel was taken aback.
"I'm grabbing the ball!"
"I don't have eyes behind my back, I don't know what you want to do, and I don't care what you want to do."
"Then why are you waving your elbow?"
"I stretch."
"..."
Van Bommel is stupid, stretch yourself?
This kind of words can also be said.
"The referee should know that I am the laziest striker in Germany."
"I know."
"So it's okay for me to stretch myself."
"..."
"Referee, don't believe him, it's obviously an elbow."
"No, no, no." Tang Zhenglong shook his fingers, "This is when I was stretching, you appeared behind me."
"Stop talking nonsense."
"If you appeared in front of me aboveboard, how could such a thing happen?"
Van Bommel also felt strange, how could Tang Zhenglong predict so accurately that he was going to sneak attack him.
The referee said that both sides restrained their actions.
Van Bommel covered his face, "That's all?"
"How about I pay you a Band-Aid?"
"Pooh."
*****
Magath didn't know what was wrong. Every time he met Cologne, it was a cheating plot. After Tang Zhenglong scored a goal, the game became more difficult. This time it was the same. If he dismissed get out of class, it would be Tang Zhenglong's fault.
Tang Zhenglong took the ball in the midfield, and this time he wanted to play around.
Tang Zhenglong recalled the last time he used the skill of "Rui Costa", the feeling was quite good, by the way, that feeling was called elegance.
500 Dazui order once?
Tang Zhenglong sneered in his heart, even if I don't play tricks, I can still play gracefully, isn't it difficult?
"hey-hey."
Tang Zhenglong spotted the sidewalk, ready to make a god-level pass.
"Master, I advise you not to play around."
"What is playing with waves? I am elegant, just like Rui Costa."
"Don't try to trick me in the future, I have no skills, and I am also a passing master."
Tang Zhenglong passed the ball with one kick, and Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded as soon as the jersey was kicked out, "Why is there such a difference?"
"Do you think everyone is Rui Costa?"
"That shouldn't be that much of a difference."
"The reality is so cruel."
After Bayern steals the ball from the midfielder, it passes forward to Salihamidzic, and the Bayern winger rushes forward at full speed.
The audience began to be restless. This counterattack had a good chance. Cologne was also cheated by Tang Zhenglong. Everyone was running forward, but he suddenly made such an outrageous pass, the ball was intercepted, and Bayern counterattacked.
Of course, the Bayern players knew that counterattack opportunities were rare, and they must not give their opponents a chance to breathe. The ball was passed to the striker, the Dutchman Ma Kai.
Ma Kai dodged a defender and lobbed a shot. The young goalkeeper Bader pounced too hard and was hanged by the ball.
"I go!"
The ball flew into the goal slowly.
GOOOOOOOAL! !
Tang Zhenglong's face turned green. No matter how shameless he was, he understood that he was responsible for the ball. If he hadn't made a wild pass, the opponent would have never been able to counterattack so well.
Tang Zhenglong quickly ran back, "Baide, I am responsible for this ball, don't be sad, this does not mean that the underwear transfer method has failed."
"Don, I know, I'm a bit risky to attack."
Tang Zhenglong patted Bader, "Although the opponent is not as good as me, he is still one of the best forwards in the Bundesliga. It is normal for him to score a goal, and it is still 1-1. We are not behind."
"Hehe, Don, I believe in you."
Stevens called Tang Zhenglong over, "Why are you so outrageous."
"I wanted to play gracefully, but I made mistakes."
"Okay, don't make that kind of attempt, your playing football has nothing to do with elegance."
Tang Zhenglong pouted, scolding Stevens in his heart.
"You don't have to scold me in your heart, I don't care, don't give me such an outrageous pass again."
"Ah, no!! You don't pass the ball."
Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Why don't I go down early to rest."
"In your dreams."
Not allowed to pass the ball, Tang Zhenglong simply went to chat with Kahn.
Kahn declined.
"I don't want to hear anything you say."
"why?"
"Because you are Tang Zhenglong."
"This is discrimination."
"No! Because talking to you will never do anything good."
Suddenly, Kahn felt a little uncomfortable in his calf.
"what happened?"
"I knew there was nothing good in talking to you."
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, it's obviously because you didn't warm up enough before the game, it's none of my business.
Kahn received a brief treatment, and the team doctor told him that there was nothing wrong with him after diagnosis. It may be that he is not active enough. Don't always stand, you can jump and run.
"Ok."
Kahn looked at Tang Zhenglong viciously.
"Don't blame me for your aging muscles, you think I'm a bully."
"Get away from me."
Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to go to Van Bommel. The Dutchman was very angry after being elbowed by Tang Zhenglong just now.
"If you want to disgust me and let me beat you up, then you think too much. I have played football for more than ten years, so I can bear it."
"No, I just want to talk to someone. In fact, the pass I just made was imitating Rui Costa. Do you think it is like that?"
"Who?"
"Rui Costa, the Portuguese one."
Suddenly, Van Bommel almost fell to the ground laughing.
(End of this chapter)
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