big mouth ball king

Chapter 298
2000年6月20日，欧洲杯A组第三轮，葡萄牙3比0打的德国毫无还手之力。

The German team played like an amateur, while Portugal looked like it was on the hook.

In the first few years of the 21st century, Portuguese football was really strong. Porto won the Champions League, and the Portuguese national team won the European Cup runner-up.

At this stage, German football is relatively miserable. They did not win a game in the two European Cup group matches.

So when Benfica player Simao talked about the upcoming UEFA Cup and Cologne game in an interview with the media, he was a little proud.

"I don't think there is anything scary about German football for my generation."

"Maybe my predecessors will think that German football is very strong, but that is a matter of the last century. The Germans have not won us in this century. I think we will advance to the UEFA Cup."

When asked if this was a little underestimating the enemy, Simao seemed a little indifferent.

"I think when you have strength, you should be confident."

At the end of the show, a picture of the German team falling to the ground after losing to Portugal in the European Cup was used to satirize German football.

Pre-match talk is the biggest highlight of European football. Generally, the two sides start to spray each other two weeks before the game, and then continue to spray after the game.

The troll culture is the most attractive aspect of European football, but it is different from domestic football. The troll culture in Europe is really cultured, not as simple as CNM.

For example, Dortmund fans ridiculed their rivals Schalke 04 in the same city, that is, they never won the Bundesliga championship, but they can.

Cologne fans began to complain on the Internet, but soon found that the intensity of the criticism was a bit small, and the reason is very simple, that is, German football has really not been very good in recent years, with no good results and weak words.

But... we have Tang Zhenglong, everyone thought.

Sure enough, the reporter also thought so. Everyone looked for an opportunity to interview Tang Zhenglong, and wanted to hear what Cologne had to say.

In the media area around the training ground, everyone knew what they wanted to do today. Tang Zhenglong also cooperated very well and came over on his own initiative. He has become the unofficial spokesperson of Cologne. Anyway, Tang Zhenglong is used to talking loudly.

"Don, do you know that there is a man named Simao in Benfica?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"He said a lot of embarrassing things for Cologne, what do you have to say about that?"

Tang Zhenglong didn't say anything, stretched out 3 fingers with his right hand, and compared a zero with his left hand.

"3 to 0?"

"Don, do you mean to play Benfica 3-0?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"I mean three Euros for Germany, none for Portugal."

puff.

The most heart-wrenching moment for the Portuguese was when they were almost wiped out by Greece in the European Cup in 2004.

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "Coincidentally, it was the German coach Rehhagel who led the team to destroy Portugal in 2004."

Someone said: "But in recent years, German football is not as good as Portugal. This is also true."

"Wrong wrong wrong."

"wrong?"

This is a bit of an open-eyed nonsense.

Tang Zhenglong said with his arms akimbo: "I'm not talking about Portuguese football, but about Portuguese football related to Ximang?"

"Is he the main force?"

"If it's Figo, Ronaldo shows off in front of me, I have nothing to say, I shut up."

"But Simeon?"

"Let me give you an example. For example, Cologne won the Bundesliga championship this year. Everyone will say that Tang Zhenglong is so strong and Lucas is so strong, but who will say that Schulz is so strong?"

Tang Zhenglong pointed to a reporter, "Would you do it?"

The reporter was dumbfounded.

"will not."

"Yes." Tang Zhenglong snapped his fingers.

Everyone has been shocked by Tang Zhenglong, is this kind of view okay?

"So, Portuguese football is very strong, I admit it, but it's not about Simão's dime. He, like Schulz, is a marginal figure."

Fortunately, Schultz is far away, otherwise it will explode immediately, and you will attack me if you hate the Portuguese!
"It's the same, Porto won the Champions League, so what's the matter with you Benfica?"

"So I don't know where the other party's sense of superiority comes from. I wonder, can you please be a little more low-key like me?"

Dumbfounded!

The reporter was completely dumbfounded.

Cologne is really awesome.

When the news reached Portugal, Simão was furious. What kind of words hurt people the most?

truth.

The most hateful thing about Tang Zhenglong is that he speaks the truth.

Portuguese football is great, but it really has nothing to do with Simao, and Porto won the Champions League, so strictly speaking, it is still Benfica's sworn enemy.

Simao immediately replied, "Asians don't understand football at all."

"I think it's ridiculous for an Asian guy to talk about football in front of the media."

"If you look at how many Asians play in Europe, you will know the level of Asian football."

"If Tang Zhenglong is right, what does European football have to do with an Asian?"

But the Benfica club immediately shut up Simão, and what he said was already a bit racially discriminatory.

And the most important thing is that they don't get to the point, what they say is emotional, compared with Tang Zhenglong, it's a judgment call.

*****
After eating together at home, Emma smiled and said, "Don, you are the second person I've ever seen who quarrels, and the first is my uncle."

"You can always pierce people's hearts."

"is it?"

Claudia smiled and said, "Do you want to play a game? Don't say a word, and we will be sad right away."

"Okay."

Aliya smiled and said: "I'll come first, Don, a word makes me unhappy."

"Really? Will it hurt feelings?" Tang Zhenglong laughed.

"I promise not to be angry."

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "Alia, you are the shortest among the four girls."

I saw Aliya's face immediately changed.

"Hahaha."

"Okay, don't be angry."

"Don't be angry, I'm going back to my room."

"Haha."

Claudia was confident that she had no shortcomings, so she smiled and said, "Don, I accept the challenge."

"Claudia, you have the thickest arms among the four girls."

……

Claudia was dumbfounded.

Emma and Kaya leaned over, "Sure enough."

"asshole."

Claudia is gone too.

Kaya left first, "Don, my mental quality is not good, so I will leave first."

Emma smiled.

"Emma, ​​forget it, you have too many shortcomings, I'm afraid you will get mad."

"I know, but I'm already immune to what you said."

Emma was the one who was ridiculed by Tang Zhenglong the most, and she was indeed somewhat immune. She wondered if Tang Zhenglong could be more ruthless.

"I said, don't hit me."

"Don't worry, I won't hit you."

"Emma, ​​you have smelly feet."

As soon as these words came out, Emma was completely numb. After a while, she raised her slippers, "Tang Zhenglong, you are talking nonsense."

(End of this chapter)