big mouth ball king

Chapter 304 Another Hat-trick
"Running wide and pretending to collide with Santos."

Tang Zhenglong had planned the route in his mind, this must be disguised as an accident, otherwise it would not be as simple as a conflict, it might be a big war.

"Don, what are you thinking?"

"Is it very painful?"

Matip looked at Tang Zhenglong.

Tang Zhenglong forgot that he was pretending, so he yelled a few times.

"Of course it hurts. My nose is broken."

"Tang, you are so brave. If it were me, I would have already left."

Tang Zhenglong rubbed his mask, "I can't help it, the team needs me."

"Don, you are my idol."

"So there is such an advantage in cheating?" Tang Zhenglong thought to himself, it's cool.

After Simao went down, the only one defending Tang Zhenglong was João Coimbra. His speed was good and his defense against Tang Zhenglong was also very tight.

Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball, looked at Joao, then at Santos, and rushed forward resolutely.

Joao pushed Tang Zhenglong to the side while running. Originally, this was uncomfortable for the offensive players, but at this time, it was what Tang Zhenglong wanted to see the most.

"Push me hard."

Tang Zhenglong also pushed Joao with his shoulder.

The opponent also responded to Tang Zhenglong's provocation with a strong posture.

almost.

Tang Zhenglong looked at the positions of both sides, leaned hard on Joao, and bounced away by himself.

Joao is stupid, what is this for?
He clearly felt that Tang Zhenglong bounced away on purpose.

Santos was old after all, seeing Tang Zhenglong pounced on him, it was too late to dodge.

That's it, tragedy.

"You bastard."

"What the hell did I do?"

puff! !

The Benfica team doctor laughed out loud when he saw Tang Zhenglong, because the mask on his face was crooked because of the collision with Santos.

The nose is worn over the eyes.

"What the hell did I do? I can't see."

"You bastard."

Santos touched his nose, "It hurts."

After a brief diagnosis, the team doctor suggested that he wear a simple mask, which is different from the one worn by the players, which only fixes the nose.

"I don't bring that thing."

"Fernando, I still hope you bring it. If there is really something wrong with the nose, surgery may be required."

"Asshole, bastard."

"You must have done it on purpose, it's such a coincidence."

Tang Zhenglong pointed to his mask, "I can't see at all, so you can't blame me. Besides, your team members pushed me."

"You wait, I will complain about this after the game."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "I also want to complain, your players made me wear a mask, and I must compensate for the loss of my appearance."

Santos was dumbfounded. If possible, he really wanted to slap Tang Zhenglong.

After entering the system and seeing 1500 Dazui points on the account, Tang Zhenglong went crazy with joy.

"Hahaha, get rich, get rich."

"I want to splurge."

"Buy another Gad Muller skill?" the system asked.

"go away!!"

"We must save some money this time. The next games will become more and more important."

The biggest impact of wearing a mask is that he dare not use his strength when fighting for a header. Louis looked at Tang Zhenglong. Fortunately, this guy is relatively good at fighting for a header, otherwise it would be really difficult.

Tang Zhenglong was also looking at Louis with a wicked smile in his heart.

"This guy must not know that I don't actually hurt, haha."

Suddenly the ball came from the side, it was a high ball, Tang Zhenglong rushed up, David Lewis carried Tang Zhenglong.

The two jumped almost at the same time, but Louis didn't dare to make any effort, and after hesitating, Tang Zhenglong seized the opportunity and hit the ball hard.

The ball was too high, but Louis fully understood that Tang Zhenglong was cheating.

"You bastard, you are a fraud."

If it's a fake injury, then you can't wear a mask, because this thing is easy to hurt people.

"Don't talk nonsense, my nose is the same as yours, and I have suffered the most violent and brutal attacks."

"It's absolutely impossible. If that's the case, you will instinctively hide."

"I'm braver."

"It's not about being brave."

The referee ran over, and Louis immediately complained, "Referee, he was a fake injury, and his nose is fine at all."

"That's so strange, why should I cheat? Is it fun to bring this thing?"

This time it was David Louis' turn to be dumbfounded. What was Tang Zhenglong's "motivation" for committing the crime?Seems like he's doing no good.

Tang Zhenglong took off the mask, "Referee, you'll know how uncomfortable it is to wear it once you try it."

The referee tried it, and sure enough it was really uncomfortable, and the line of sight was limited to a very small area, like someone covering your eyes.

Tang Zhenglong got excited, "It must be beneficial for me to cheat, tell me, what benefits can I get?"

The referee returned the mask to Tang Zhenglong, "Stop making trouble, I know you are unreliable, but you probably don't know how to put on the mask yourself."

Tang Zhenglong is stupid, what do you mean I'm unreliable?

Can you talk nonsense just because you are a referee?
Tang Zhenglong was upset, and Louis on the side snickered, "Haha."

But soon Louis found himself in trouble. Tang Zhenglong had faked his injury and wore a mask, that is to say, he had added a layer of protection. In this way, Tang Zhenglong could hit himself unscrupulously when he grabbed the header.

"Asshole."

Soon Cologne played a high ball on the wing again. Tang Zhenglong was excited when he saw the high ball. "It doesn't hurt to wear a mask. It would be great if I could wear a mask every game in the future. This is equivalent to a hard hat."

"Haha."

As for Louis, his head was getting bigger, and this time he was pushed by Tang Zhenglong again.

It's a pity that the top is high again.

Tang Zhenglong touched his head, the accuracy of heading the ball with a mask on is really not good.

"Master, this has nothing to do with the mask, your header is already bad."

"roll!"

Podolski also wondered why Tang Zhenglong injured his nose and frequently raised his hands to ask his teammates to pass headers to him.

"Don, is your nose all right?"

"fine."

"Don't be brave. I also suffered a similar injury and my head was swollen. You can't do it like this. Your nose will be completely swollen after the game."

Tang Zhenglong chuckled, and said with a low voice, "I did it to cheat. I hit Louis with my forehead."

Podolski was dumbfounded, "Then why are you wearing a mask?"

Tang Zhenglong pointed to his head: "This thing is like a hard hat. I find it very useful when I put it on and head the ball."

Podolski froze for a few seconds, thinking that the mask protecting his nose was a hard hat?This... I have to say that Tang Zhenglong's brain hole is really big.

And Tang Zhenglong can still say so complacently, like how glorious what he did.

When a person's face and brain are so big, you are powerful.

(End of this chapter)