big mouth ball king
Chapter 306
Chapter 306
"Don, are you complimenting me?"
"Of course."
Schultz still felt weird, as if he was going to die.
At this moment, there was a ding.
"what happened?"
Tang Zhenglong felt that today's tasks were a bit too many, and they were all very strange.
Task: Kick the ball to the ceiling.
Reward: 500 points.
Punishment: 500 points deducted.
really!
Tang Zhenglong looked at the ceiling, "Is this possible?"
"It's a bit outrageous to fly an airplane."
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, unless he was playing Linkong, otherwise it should be impossible, it's too high.
Soon, the opportunity came. The Benfica players appeared to be on the top, and Tang Zhenglong caught a chance to play a free kick.
"I smoke."
This kick hit the bottom of the ball hard. It was a standard defender's kick. The ball flew directly into the stands. The Benfica players were stunned. Did Tang Zhenglong help us out?
"There is something wrong with Tang's footwork. Why did he hit the bottom of the ball? Did he make a mistake?"
"Or is wearing a mask still affecting Tang's state?"
Louis immediately patted Tang Zhenglong, "Thank you for your clearance, your footwork is better than mine."
"Is this something to be happy about? As a Brazilian, why are you so thick-skinned?"
……
?
Luis wondered, "Does that have anything to do with being Brazilian?"
After a while, Tang Zhenglong felt that it was not good for him to keep flying the ball like this. It was too low and affected his image.
"Forget it, take a break."
Tang Zhenglong was waiting for an opportunity on the sidewalk.
Matip was exhausted defensively, when Tang Zhenglong ran over.
"Can you do me a favor."
"What are you busy with?"
"You pick a pass for me."
"Okay, it's not difficult."
"No, I mean picking a pass in place."
Matip was dumbfounded, "What do you mean?"
"It's just that you pick the ball up on the spot, and then you can get out of the way and I'll shoot."
This idea is too weird, but under Tang Zhenglong's repeated pleas, Matip still agreed.
"Okay, I'll try, but I still can't see why."
"You'll find out later."
Matip ran forward with the ball in the midfield. The Benfica players were guessing what he wanted to do, and suddenly he picked the ball up.
"What is this for?"
What's even more weird is that after Matip picked the ball, he got out of the way.
A scene never seen before.
What's even more weird is still to come, Tang Zhenglong came up and kicked, and then the ball was released to the satellite.
The Benfica player looked up, his eyes reaching to the ceiling.
"It even kicked on the ceiling."
"Home run, home run."
"Did Tang Zhenglong think he was participating in a baseball game?"
In baseball, hitting the ball straight out of bounds is called a home run, and Stevens was pissed off. "What the hell is that bastard doing?"
Benfica players ran over to tease Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, it turns out that you came here from playing baseball. Remember, in a football game, if you hit the ball flying, you don't score."
Tang Zhenglong's face was dark. Perhaps in the history of football, no one would do such a thing. No matter how outrageous a shot is, it is impossible to kick it directly to the ceiling.
Stevens looked at his watch. Time was running out. If he scored another one, it would be much easier to go to the away game next time.
And 2 to 2 is a good result for Benfica, and two away goals are a good advantage.
The game quickly entered injury time.
In 4 minutes stoppage time, Cologne used the last time to score another goal.
Taking advantage of strengths and avoiding weaknesses, it is definitely impossible for Cologne to play skills with the opponent. Basically, it is a long pass, but Louis is still a very reliable defender.
Tang Zhenglong looked and looked, Louis had such a shaggy hair, he really wanted to reach out and grab it, it must be very interesting.
However, I heard that the head can be broken, and the hairstyle should not be messed up. Some people are very concerned about their hairstyle. If you dare to scratch it, it will really fight you hard.
Podolski took the ball from the wing. He turned around, but no teammates came to respond. It turned out that everyone went into the penalty area to grab points.
"Cross, you think you are Rui Costa." Tang Zhenglong said angrily.
Unexpectedly, Podolski wanted to play more delicately, and was despised by Tang Zhenglong, but Lucas had been forced to the point where he could only pass the ball.
A curved ball was thrown in, Louis saw the landing point, and was about to jump and head the ball to compete for the top. Suddenly, why couldn't his head move?
Turning his head to look, it turned out that Tang Zhenglong was grabbing his hair.
Lewis was furious immediately, the ball missed, and Schultz kicked the ball into the goal.
GOOOOOOOOAL.
The stadium is boiling, and Benfica quit, this ball is a foul by Tang Zhenglong.
"That bastard is pulling my hair."
"I do not have."
"How dare you lie!!"
"Hand out."
Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand and was dumbfounded. Louis's hair was covered with something, and there was a smell of agave.
The evidence was solid, the referee gave Tang Zhenglong a yellow card and declared the goal invalid.
"What did you put on your hair?"
"conditioner."
"Damn it, are you a man? You're such a bitch, and you care for your hair."
"Do you want to get a red card?"
"never mind."
The game was over, and the final score was 2-2.
Santos took off his mask, and he didn't look good when he shook Stevens' hand.
Tang Zhenglong also took off his mask, but he had to keep putting it on, otherwise he would be very troublesome if he was suspected of cheating the referee.
When David Luiz was interviewed, he said angrily, "The other party's number 99 was a fake injury, and his nose is fine."
"This is a total deception, he should be suspended, he is Roberto Rojas."
The Roberto Rojas that Luiz refers to is the Chilean player who intentionally cut himself in the final match of the 1990 World Cup qualifiers in South America to prevent the Chilean national team from losing.
"You said that Tang Zhenglong cheated, do you have evidence?"
"If you do an inspection after the game, you will know."
Knowing the seriousness of the matter, Tang Zhenglong decided to blackmail himself. In an interview, he emphasized that he is Chinese.
The reporters were dumbfounded. Does this have anything to do with you being Chinese?
Tang Zhenglong pointed to his nose, "Our Chinese noses are relatively short, so they are not easy to break. This does not mean that I am not injured."
The reporters are not doctors, and they don't know if this science is unscientific, but everyone admires Tang Zhenglong's self-defeating spirit.
"Louis is discriminating against me, he is implying that I have a short nose, there is no end to it."
A rake?
But this time Tang Zhenglong's backlash was a bit weak. As long as it was checked casually after the game, Benfica had no evidence to say that Tang Zhenglong was the same as Rojas, and Luiz's statement had no basis.
(End of this chapter)
"Don, are you complimenting me?"
"Of course."
Schultz still felt weird, as if he was going to die.
At this moment, there was a ding.
"what happened?"
Tang Zhenglong felt that today's tasks were a bit too many, and they were all very strange.
Task: Kick the ball to the ceiling.
Reward: 500 points.
Punishment: 500 points deducted.
really!
Tang Zhenglong looked at the ceiling, "Is this possible?"
"It's a bit outrageous to fly an airplane."
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, unless he was playing Linkong, otherwise it should be impossible, it's too high.
Soon, the opportunity came. The Benfica players appeared to be on the top, and Tang Zhenglong caught a chance to play a free kick.
"I smoke."
This kick hit the bottom of the ball hard. It was a standard defender's kick. The ball flew directly into the stands. The Benfica players were stunned. Did Tang Zhenglong help us out?
"There is something wrong with Tang's footwork. Why did he hit the bottom of the ball? Did he make a mistake?"
"Or is wearing a mask still affecting Tang's state?"
Louis immediately patted Tang Zhenglong, "Thank you for your clearance, your footwork is better than mine."
"Is this something to be happy about? As a Brazilian, why are you so thick-skinned?"
……
?
Luis wondered, "Does that have anything to do with being Brazilian?"
After a while, Tang Zhenglong felt that it was not good for him to keep flying the ball like this. It was too low and affected his image.
"Forget it, take a break."
Tang Zhenglong was waiting for an opportunity on the sidewalk.
Matip was exhausted defensively, when Tang Zhenglong ran over.
"Can you do me a favor."
"What are you busy with?"
"You pick a pass for me."
"Okay, it's not difficult."
"No, I mean picking a pass in place."
Matip was dumbfounded, "What do you mean?"
"It's just that you pick the ball up on the spot, and then you can get out of the way and I'll shoot."
This idea is too weird, but under Tang Zhenglong's repeated pleas, Matip still agreed.
"Okay, I'll try, but I still can't see why."
"You'll find out later."
Matip ran forward with the ball in the midfield. The Benfica players were guessing what he wanted to do, and suddenly he picked the ball up.
"What is this for?"
What's even more weird is that after Matip picked the ball, he got out of the way.
A scene never seen before.
What's even more weird is still to come, Tang Zhenglong came up and kicked, and then the ball was released to the satellite.
The Benfica player looked up, his eyes reaching to the ceiling.
"It even kicked on the ceiling."
"Home run, home run."
"Did Tang Zhenglong think he was participating in a baseball game?"
In baseball, hitting the ball straight out of bounds is called a home run, and Stevens was pissed off. "What the hell is that bastard doing?"
Benfica players ran over to tease Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, it turns out that you came here from playing baseball. Remember, in a football game, if you hit the ball flying, you don't score."
Tang Zhenglong's face was dark. Perhaps in the history of football, no one would do such a thing. No matter how outrageous a shot is, it is impossible to kick it directly to the ceiling.
Stevens looked at his watch. Time was running out. If he scored another one, it would be much easier to go to the away game next time.
And 2 to 2 is a good result for Benfica, and two away goals are a good advantage.
The game quickly entered injury time.
In 4 minutes stoppage time, Cologne used the last time to score another goal.
Taking advantage of strengths and avoiding weaknesses, it is definitely impossible for Cologne to play skills with the opponent. Basically, it is a long pass, but Louis is still a very reliable defender.
Tang Zhenglong looked and looked, Louis had such a shaggy hair, he really wanted to reach out and grab it, it must be very interesting.
However, I heard that the head can be broken, and the hairstyle should not be messed up. Some people are very concerned about their hairstyle. If you dare to scratch it, it will really fight you hard.
Podolski took the ball from the wing. He turned around, but no teammates came to respond. It turned out that everyone went into the penalty area to grab points.
"Cross, you think you are Rui Costa." Tang Zhenglong said angrily.
Unexpectedly, Podolski wanted to play more delicately, and was despised by Tang Zhenglong, but Lucas had been forced to the point where he could only pass the ball.
A curved ball was thrown in, Louis saw the landing point, and was about to jump and head the ball to compete for the top. Suddenly, why couldn't his head move?
Turning his head to look, it turned out that Tang Zhenglong was grabbing his hair.
Lewis was furious immediately, the ball missed, and Schultz kicked the ball into the goal.
GOOOOOOOOAL.
The stadium is boiling, and Benfica quit, this ball is a foul by Tang Zhenglong.
"That bastard is pulling my hair."
"I do not have."
"How dare you lie!!"
"Hand out."
Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand and was dumbfounded. Louis's hair was covered with something, and there was a smell of agave.
The evidence was solid, the referee gave Tang Zhenglong a yellow card and declared the goal invalid.
"What did you put on your hair?"
"conditioner."
"Damn it, are you a man? You're such a bitch, and you care for your hair."
"Do you want to get a red card?"
"never mind."
The game was over, and the final score was 2-2.
Santos took off his mask, and he didn't look good when he shook Stevens' hand.
Tang Zhenglong also took off his mask, but he had to keep putting it on, otherwise he would be very troublesome if he was suspected of cheating the referee.
When David Luiz was interviewed, he said angrily, "The other party's number 99 was a fake injury, and his nose is fine."
"This is a total deception, he should be suspended, he is Roberto Rojas."
The Roberto Rojas that Luiz refers to is the Chilean player who intentionally cut himself in the final match of the 1990 World Cup qualifiers in South America to prevent the Chilean national team from losing.
"You said that Tang Zhenglong cheated, do you have evidence?"
"If you do an inspection after the game, you will know."
Knowing the seriousness of the matter, Tang Zhenglong decided to blackmail himself. In an interview, he emphasized that he is Chinese.
The reporters were dumbfounded. Does this have anything to do with you being Chinese?
Tang Zhenglong pointed to his nose, "Our Chinese noses are relatively short, so they are not easy to break. This does not mean that I am not injured."
The reporters are not doctors, and they don't know if this science is unscientific, but everyone admires Tang Zhenglong's self-defeating spirit.
"Louis is discriminating against me, he is implying that I have a short nose, there is no end to it."
A rake?
But this time Tang Zhenglong's backlash was a bit weak. As long as it was checked casually after the game, Benfica had no evidence to say that Tang Zhenglong was the same as Rojas, and Luiz's statement had no basis.
(End of this chapter)
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