big mouth ball king

Chapter 315
"Go and lie behind the wall."

Tang Zhenglong was very upset, now when the critical moment came, he let himself lie behind the wall of people and become a "Sleeping Beauty".

"Bastards, if this is the UEFA Cup final, let me sacrifice, no problem, but this is not the most critical time, why should I lie behind the wall, I am the first brother in Cologne."

"Because you invented it."

"I can't receive royalties, you can use them too."

"Go quickly."

Tang Zhenglong stood in front of the human wall, "This time I want to change the way, a way with the dignity of a star."

"In a dignified way?"

The big guys looked at each other, what is a dignified way?

The referee blows his whistle.

Rui Costa started the run-up, and suddenly a huge dumbfounded scene appeared. Tang Zhenglong in front of the wall suddenly plopped and knelt down, and then made faces at Rui Costa.

This scene was so shocking that even someone as serious as Rui Costa laughed, so the kick flew away.

The commentator was also dumbfounded, "The players from Cologne actually knelt down."

"This way of defending free kicks is really..."

"I can only say that it was the first time I saw it, maybe only Tang Zhenglong could do it."

"Hahaha."

"How about it?"

Tang Zhenglong faced his teammates with his arms akimbo.

The teammates were taken aback for a while, "Tang, is this the more dignified way you said?"

"correct."

"Tang, this is a lot of embarrassment, okay?"

"No, it's much better than lying down."

"..."

Well, everyone admits that Tang Zhenglong's logic is impossible for everyone to understand.

*****
"Attack, we need another goal." Stevens waved his arms.

The Cologne players are working very hard, who doesn't want to enter the semi-finals, this may be the best opportunity in the career of this group of players.

But Benfica's ability to control the ball is stronger than that of Cologne. This is a reality. As long as Cologne is a little negligent, the opponent will immediately counterattack fatally.

After this happened three or two times, Stevens became anxious, as if his heart had been hit hard by something.

"Don't worry, there is still time." The assistant handed him a bottle of water, I was really afraid that he would have a heart attack if he went on like this.

"Time is our enemy and we need a goal."

After thinking about it, Stevens called Tang Zhenglong over.

"Don, you know I haven't begged you for anything, can you score another goal?"

Tang Zhenglong Khan: "Boss, this is the 12th time you have begged me this season."

……

"Do you have to remember?"

"Boss, honesty is a very important thing."

"Okay, so this is the 13th time I beg you?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "Boss, you should understand that I'm a superstar, but I'm not a goal bank. It's impossible to get in as soon as I say it, but I will try my best."

Stevens was stunned for a moment, Tang Zhenglong looked like he deserved to be beaten, but he had the capital to hang himself, which was the most annoying.

Stevens patted Tang Zhenglong, smiled and said: "Big star, you can definitely do it. It is very easy for you to score a goal."

Tang Zhenglong smiled, and patted Stevens, "Boss, just follow me, and I promise to take you to Bayern."

……

Stevens smiled wryly in his heart, "If you can't win this game, I'll let you go back to the second team."

*****
"Master, the lottery has been drawn."

……

Tang Zhenglong was shocked.

"No, thank you, I will never draw again."

Although Tang Zhenglong has a thick skin, he still doesn't want to dance like Ronaldinho.

"Master, you may have misunderstood. This lottery draw is mandatory, and I have deducted your big mouth points."

Tang Zhenglong was completely dumbfounded.

"Force?"

"System, you are so wretched now, are you buying and selling?"

"Master, this is just for fun occasionally, just for entertainment."

……

Countless black lines appeared on Tang Zhenglong's forehead.

"Let me ask weakly, what will happen if I don't smoke?"

"Then continue to deduct points for your big mouth, every 5 minutes, until you draw a lottery."

……

"you are vicious."

"Then smoke it, world peace."

I saw the lottery disc spinning slowly, and then stopped slowly.

"Like Ronaldinho..."

Alright, Tang Zhenglong doesn't want to continue watching.

"System, I know that you deliberately humiliated me today, so I will."

"Master, what's wrong with you? Did you learn Chinese by yourself? Why do you always read half a sentence every time?"

"Is there any need to read on?"

Tang Zhenglong looked at it, and he was as oxtailed as Ronaldinho.

"Hey, isn't the skill this time rubbish?"

"Who do you call trash?"

"No."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, that is to say, he made a lottery this time, and bought Ronaldinho's skills for 100 points.

"Hahaha."

"Master, don't be funny, just laugh when you want to."

"Is there any Coke, okay."

"Stop pretending, the corners of your mouth are curled up."

Tang Zhenglong couldn't pretend anymore, so he burst out laughing, which startled Santos beside him.

"This guy is crazy? Why are you laughing all of a sudden?"

Tang Zhenglong took the ball and faced Louis.

"Ox tail."

"Hey, it failed."

Tang Zhenglong's oxtail was a complete failure.

"System, what's going on?"

"The ox tail is extraordinary, and the distance from the opponent must be appropriate. You were too far away just now, and it has no effect."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it in his mind, it seems like this, the essence of Oxtail's excellence lies in suddenness, if the distance is far away, it will be sudden, but it will have no effect.

"Okay, I remember."

Louis leaned over, "Your action just now was a ox's tail?"

"No." Tang Zhenglong firmly refused to admit it, it was too embarrassing.

"Haha, do you think you can become Ronaldinho if you dance samba well? You're just a clown."

"Get out, Shaggy."

After a while, Tang Zhenglong had fewer chances to get the ball, and Cologne attacked around Lucas. After all, Podolski was much more reliable than Tang Zhenglong when he got the ball outside the penalty area.

"Give me the ball."

"For you? You can't hold it."

"Why can't I hold it, Matthias, explain it to me with your donkey's mouth."

Teammates have no time to compete with Tang Zhenglong, they have to compete with their opponents.

Because Benfica had figured out Cologne's offense, when Podolski got the ball, several Benfica players surrounded him. This time Lucas had no choice but to pass it to Tang Zhenglong.

Facing Louis again, Tang Zhenglong estimated the distance, and it was almost suitable.

I saw him move his left foot, as if he was going to pass the ball, but in the next second, the ball seemed to be stuck to the sneakers, and Tang Zhenglong pulled it back.

"The tail of the ox is extraordinary."

The commentator was stunned, because only Ronaldinho can do such a beautiful bull tail in world football.

(End of this chapter)