big mouth ball king

Chapter 334 Stupid Like Beckham
Tang Zhenglong entered the system to have a look, planning to buy a more powerful skill.

"Master, do you want to draw a lottery?"

Hearing the lottery draw, Tang Zhenglong was shocked.

"System, if you forcefully buy and sell again, I will complain to you at the Consumer Association."

"Hahaha, master, you are really getting more and more humorous."

"Humorous about your size." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

"Master, there is a new way to play, not only can save money, but also very sturdy."

Tang Zhenglong sneered, "Hehe, no need, I don't know what you're holding back."

……

"Master, let's play for a while, it's really fun, there is nothing to lose by listening to it."

"Then you promise not to buy and sell by force."

"I promise."

Tang Zhenglong took a look, "It's XX like Beckbauer."

"What does this mean?"

"This is a bet. For example, if you need 200 mouth points for this skill, it may be a long shot like Beckenbauer, or it may be a hiccup like Beckenbauer."

"Hiccup like Beckenbauer?"

Tang Zhenglong was shocked, "Beckenbauer's hiccups are also awesome?"

"So there are still risks. It's fun to teach."

"Go away, you used this idiom 100% wrong."

"Okay, master, are you playing?"

"Okay, try it."

The system deducted 200 points from Tang Zhenglong, and then offered three options.

They are XX like Romario.

XX like Lauer.

XX like Beckham.

First of all, Tang Zhenglong ruled out the first one, which is unreliable at first glance, and Romario is unreliable.

Then the only choice is between Raul and Beckham.

"I choose Xiaobei."

"why?"

"I think Beckham basically has no shortcomings."

Tang Zhenglong knew that Raul was more likely to be injured, if the car died like Raul, it would be miserable.

"Sure?"

"Sure, sure, and sure."

"..."

"Okay, the mystery is solved."

When Tang Zhenglong saw it, he was dumbfounded.

"Like Beckham - stupid."

Tang Zhenglong quit, "System, let me ask when Xiaobei was stupid, can you explain clearly?"

"That time in 1998."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned. In the 1998 World Cup, Beckham kicked Simeone and received a red card. It was the stupidest mistake in Beckham's career. After the game, the British media even called the England team a team composed of 10 lions and 1 idiot.

"System, is it possible that you let me get a red card too?"

"No, you can simulate that stupid foul by Beckham."

"simulation?"

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "If you kick your opponent's butt on the court, that's a red card, no matter when, and no matter what your reason is."

"Wow, wow, I said no, but you insisted on me playing, so I knew you were lying to me."

"Whoa whoa whoa."

Tang Zhenglong wailed loudly in the system.

"Master, don't cry, it's too late, the skills have already been added."

"Whoa whoa whoa."

"Whoa whoa whoa."

*****
Tang Zhenglong looked at Frings' big butt, imagining what it would be like to kick it up.

Anyway, it must be a red card.

"How to do it?"

"How can you kick your opponent's ass without getting a red card?"

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, and the only way was to fish in troubled waters.

"Xiao Hei, come here."

"Don, what are you doing?"

"Can you do me a favor?"

"Tell me, I can't guarantee that I can help you."

Tang Zhenglong sweated, "What kind of attitude..."

When Tang Zhenglong told the story, Matip was taken aback, "It's too early."

"It's okay, we're ahead anyway."

"Isn't it too early?"

"If I say no, I won't."

Matip was a little uncertain, but since Tang Zhenglong said so, it was not too difficult, so he decided to listen to Tang Zhenglong.

"What is Matip doing? He took the ball to the corner flag area, is it a waste of time? This is still 60 minutes, and there is still half an hour!"

The Bremen players also became angry at first glance. If they used this kind of delaying tactic in the last 5 minutes, it would be excusable, but there was still half an hour before they took the ball to the corner flag area and pretended to be dead.

Frings and Bowman came over to grab the ball immediately, and it would be unreasonable if they didn't grab the ball.

Matip protects the ball.

"Tang, we agreed, come quickly."

Tang Zhenglong also rushed over, and the two sides began to fight in the corner flag area, and the situation became very chaotic.

All of a sudden, Frings felt like someone had kicked his ass.

"Tang Zhenglong, come out for me."

sweat! !

"Why me?"

"Who else can it be if it's not you? You can't escape this time, 100% red card."

The referee ran over, "What's wrong with you?"

Frings was very excited. "He kicked me while I was in trouble."

"Referee, absolutely nothing, I stretched my legs to grab the ball."

"You kicked me on purpose."

"I do not have."

Matip complained: "The referee kicked me."

"When did I kick you?"

The referee felt that it was too confusing. It may be intentional or it may be careless. It is hard to say. He verbally warned Tang Zhenglong and Frings, especially Tang Zhenglong.

"Don't make such a stupid mistake."

"Referee, I'm really here to grab the ball."

Tang Zhenglong's heart was pounding, "Hahaha, system, the task is completed."

"..."

"Master, in fact, you haven't finished."

DUANG's click.

Tang Zhenglong was completely dumbfounded.

"Master, in fact, you really kicked Matip."

Tang Zhenglong Khan: "It turns out that Xiao Hei is not a false accusation, so Frings is actually a false accusation!"

"What a thief."

Tang Zhenglong stretched his legs through several people, so he really didn't know who he kicked.

"Then what should I do? Do you want me to do such a stupid thing again?"

"Master, this is a beautiful task, how can it be a stupid thing!"

Tang Zhenglong spat out a mouthful of blood, "The name of this task is as stupid as Beckham."

Ok!

Things have come to this, Tang Zhenglong can only find a way to complete the task.

After much deliberation, there was no way, Tang Zhenglong found Frings, "Thorsten, can you do me a favor?"

"No."

"I haven't said what exactly it is?"

"No, as long as it's something you want me to do, I only have this answer, and that's no."

"Then if I ask you, why don't you help me? Hahaha."

Frings gave Tang Zhenglong a blank look, "Boring."

Tang Zhenglong felt that this task was too difficult, there was no reason to kick people on the court for no reason at all.

At this moment, something happened, that is, a Bremen player fell to the ground with leg cramps.

Tang Zhenglong hurried over to help him stretch his legs.

"You're welcome, I'm a good guy."

Everyone should praise this kind of good deed, so the Bremen players also applauded Tang Zhenglong.

Tang Zhenglong was waiting for the opportunity, as soon as Frings fell to the ground, he would immediately go up and lift his leg!

(End of this chapter)