big mouth ball king
Chapter 338 It's Possible to Capsize in the Sewer
Chapter 338 It's Possible to Capsize in the Sewer
"We will let Cologne's championship celebration be postponed a little bit." Hamburg coach Doll is full of confidence.
The penultimate round is Cologne's championship battle. As long as Cologne wins this game and Bayern cannot win, then the championship will belong to Cologne.
Stevens said in an interview, "We have beer ready, so hopefully we can use it after the game."
This is the tradition of the Bundesliga. Champions have to take a beer bath and drink beer freely, so Cologne has prepared a lot of beer, but if the result of the game is not good, then these beers can only be stored temporarily.
Tang Zhenglong cannot play, nor can he enter the bench (because of suspension), but Tang Zhenglong in the stands is still the focus.
"Tang is getting more and more wretched. He brought so many girls to watch the game."
Tang Zhenglong brought five girls to watch the game. In addition to Kaya, Alia, and Emma, he also had his own personal physical trainer and his former German teacher.
"Tang, you are showing off." The reporter leaned over and asked.
"It's all friends."
"Why are all your friends female?"
Tang Zhenglong Khan.
"Maybe it's a coincidence that I don't discriminate against men."
"Hahaha, Don, you are too humorous."
Aliya was a little uncomfortable, "I regret it a little bit, watching the game with Don, there are more people watching us than watching the game."
"No way, Tang is the darling of the media."
"These reporters don't think I'm Tang Zhenglong's girlfriend?" Emma said to herself.
Tang Zhenglong interrupted suddenly: "No, your appearance is very safe, no one will misunderstand you."
"Go to hell, Tang Zhenglong."
"Ha ha ha ha."
In addition to the gossip media, there are also some more professional media that care about football.
"Don, the game against Hamburg will be very difficult. Is there any preparation for difficulties in the team?"
Although Cologne's leading advantage is obvious, there are many examples of capsize in the gutter in history. The most typical one is Leverkusen in 2000, leading Bayern all the way, and capsize in the gutter in the last two games.
"Of course, we are even ready to be overtaken by Bayern. Unless we get the official award, we can't be careless."
"Don, I'm glad you think so."
"This is the Bundesliga, the most competitive league in the world, and those who ignore this will pay the price, I know that very well."
"Tang, let's predict the score."
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "5 to 0."
The reporter was dumbfounded, why did he start bragging again when he said so well just now?
"5 to 0?"
"That's right, is it possible that we will still lose? Hahaha."
The reporter understands. Having said so much, Tang Zhenglong is just teasing everyone. This guy is very proud.
After the reporters dispersed, Kaya asked, "Don, are you too proud?"
"Haha, anyway, if I'm not proud, they will write me as very proud, so I might as well be proud."
sweat! !
****
After the game insisted, Hamburg really didn't talk about it, but was really serious about blocking Cologne.
The professionalism of the Bundesliga is very good, which is also the charm of the Bundesliga.
The head coach of Hamburg cleverly grasped the opponent's mentality, that is, Hamburg is not in a hurry, but Cologne is very impatient.
In this way, what Hamburg needs is a draw.
"Attack, it won't work without Tang Zhenglong."
Emma Khan, "Don, can you not brag for a second?"
"I'm not bragging."
At the end of the first half, the score was fixed at 0 to 0.
And Bayern Munich is also 0-0.
The Cologne fans are a little impatient. The beer is ready, and they are waiting to drink after the game.
At this time, everyone began to miss Tang Zhenglong.
"If Tang Zhenglong could play, maybe we would have scored a goal earlier."
"Yes, although Tang is unreliable, he can always get the ball into the goal, and his big mouth."
Thinking of this, many fans began to worry about losing Tang Zhenglong next season.
"Let's write a slogan to show our mentality."
"good idea."
At the beginning of the second half, some handwritten slogans appeared in the stadium. Emma was dumbfounded when she saw it, "What? We can't lose Tang Zhenglong even if we lose everything."
"I ha ha ha ha."
"Laugh P."
"It's too exaggerated."
Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I think it's normal, I'm really important to this city."
Tang Zhenglong stood up, "I know, I love you too."
"I know you love Tang Zhenglong, and I love you too."
"Hi, beauty."
"Don, that's the baby, and she's asleep."
"I never discriminate against people who are asleep."
puff.
But at 80 minutes, Tang Zhenglong was not in the mood to joke anymore, because the score was still 0-0.
"Damn it, Murphy's Law, what to be afraid of."
You won't lose the chain at the most critical moment, right?
Stevens has used up three substitutions, and the striker composed of Helmers and Podolski just can't grasp the opportunity.
The commentator said with a smile: "I really don't want to say such a thing, but Cologne really can't do without Tang Zhenglong."
85 minutes.
0:0.
87 minutes.
0:0.
90 minutes.
0:0.
Stevens was helpless because there was nothing he could do.
Only one ball is needed, and the championship belongs to Cologne. This feeling is very similar to the feeling of Germany against South Korea in the 2018 World Cup, only one ball is needed.
a ball!
solve everything.
But just can't get in.
In the third minute of stoppage time, Podolski got tired of playing for his teammates and took the ball from outside the penalty area and shot directly.
The effect of this cold shot was unexpected, because the penalty area was full of people, so the ball hit the Hamburg player and rolled slowly into the goal.
With a bang, the scene erupted. Tang Zhenglong rushed down from the stands and rushed towards his teammates.
"Tang, why are you here, go back quickly, or you will be punished again."
"Go fuck the DFB, fuck off, I'm just celebrating now."
After 1 minute, the game ended. Cologne beat Hamburg 1-0 at home, while Bayern was tied by their opponents in another game.
In this way, Cologne has also won the championship in theory.
After the game, the familiar "We Are the Champions" sounded in the stadium.
"We're champions, we're champions."
"we are the champion."
"Haha."
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong was lifted up.
"What are you doing?"
"Great hero, you have contributed the most to this championship. We let you fly."
"Haha, but don't let go."
"Then we don't guarantee it."
"Asshole."
After throwing Tang Zhenglong, everyone went to throw Stevens again, but losing Stevens was much more difficult than Tang Zhenglong, because he was too fat.
"we are the champion."
"we are the champion!!"
Podolski, Tang Zhenglong and Stevens embraced each other tightly.
(End of this chapter)
"We will let Cologne's championship celebration be postponed a little bit." Hamburg coach Doll is full of confidence.
The penultimate round is Cologne's championship battle. As long as Cologne wins this game and Bayern cannot win, then the championship will belong to Cologne.
Stevens said in an interview, "We have beer ready, so hopefully we can use it after the game."
This is the tradition of the Bundesliga. Champions have to take a beer bath and drink beer freely, so Cologne has prepared a lot of beer, but if the result of the game is not good, then these beers can only be stored temporarily.
Tang Zhenglong cannot play, nor can he enter the bench (because of suspension), but Tang Zhenglong in the stands is still the focus.
"Tang is getting more and more wretched. He brought so many girls to watch the game."
Tang Zhenglong brought five girls to watch the game. In addition to Kaya, Alia, and Emma, he also had his own personal physical trainer and his former German teacher.
"Tang, you are showing off." The reporter leaned over and asked.
"It's all friends."
"Why are all your friends female?"
Tang Zhenglong Khan.
"Maybe it's a coincidence that I don't discriminate against men."
"Hahaha, Don, you are too humorous."
Aliya was a little uncomfortable, "I regret it a little bit, watching the game with Don, there are more people watching us than watching the game."
"No way, Tang is the darling of the media."
"These reporters don't think I'm Tang Zhenglong's girlfriend?" Emma said to herself.
Tang Zhenglong interrupted suddenly: "No, your appearance is very safe, no one will misunderstand you."
"Go to hell, Tang Zhenglong."
"Ha ha ha ha."
In addition to the gossip media, there are also some more professional media that care about football.
"Don, the game against Hamburg will be very difficult. Is there any preparation for difficulties in the team?"
Although Cologne's leading advantage is obvious, there are many examples of capsize in the gutter in history. The most typical one is Leverkusen in 2000, leading Bayern all the way, and capsize in the gutter in the last two games.
"Of course, we are even ready to be overtaken by Bayern. Unless we get the official award, we can't be careless."
"Don, I'm glad you think so."
"This is the Bundesliga, the most competitive league in the world, and those who ignore this will pay the price, I know that very well."
"Tang, let's predict the score."
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, "5 to 0."
The reporter was dumbfounded, why did he start bragging again when he said so well just now?
"5 to 0?"
"That's right, is it possible that we will still lose? Hahaha."
The reporter understands. Having said so much, Tang Zhenglong is just teasing everyone. This guy is very proud.
After the reporters dispersed, Kaya asked, "Don, are you too proud?"
"Haha, anyway, if I'm not proud, they will write me as very proud, so I might as well be proud."
sweat! !
****
After the game insisted, Hamburg really didn't talk about it, but was really serious about blocking Cologne.
The professionalism of the Bundesliga is very good, which is also the charm of the Bundesliga.
The head coach of Hamburg cleverly grasped the opponent's mentality, that is, Hamburg is not in a hurry, but Cologne is very impatient.
In this way, what Hamburg needs is a draw.
"Attack, it won't work without Tang Zhenglong."
Emma Khan, "Don, can you not brag for a second?"
"I'm not bragging."
At the end of the first half, the score was fixed at 0 to 0.
And Bayern Munich is also 0-0.
The Cologne fans are a little impatient. The beer is ready, and they are waiting to drink after the game.
At this time, everyone began to miss Tang Zhenglong.
"If Tang Zhenglong could play, maybe we would have scored a goal earlier."
"Yes, although Tang is unreliable, he can always get the ball into the goal, and his big mouth."
Thinking of this, many fans began to worry about losing Tang Zhenglong next season.
"Let's write a slogan to show our mentality."
"good idea."
At the beginning of the second half, some handwritten slogans appeared in the stadium. Emma was dumbfounded when she saw it, "What? We can't lose Tang Zhenglong even if we lose everything."
"I ha ha ha ha."
"Laugh P."
"It's too exaggerated."
Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I think it's normal, I'm really important to this city."
Tang Zhenglong stood up, "I know, I love you too."
"I know you love Tang Zhenglong, and I love you too."
"Hi, beauty."
"Don, that's the baby, and she's asleep."
"I never discriminate against people who are asleep."
puff.
But at 80 minutes, Tang Zhenglong was not in the mood to joke anymore, because the score was still 0-0.
"Damn it, Murphy's Law, what to be afraid of."
You won't lose the chain at the most critical moment, right?
Stevens has used up three substitutions, and the striker composed of Helmers and Podolski just can't grasp the opportunity.
The commentator said with a smile: "I really don't want to say such a thing, but Cologne really can't do without Tang Zhenglong."
85 minutes.
0:0.
87 minutes.
0:0.
90 minutes.
0:0.
Stevens was helpless because there was nothing he could do.
Only one ball is needed, and the championship belongs to Cologne. This feeling is very similar to the feeling of Germany against South Korea in the 2018 World Cup, only one ball is needed.
a ball!
solve everything.
But just can't get in.
In the third minute of stoppage time, Podolski got tired of playing for his teammates and took the ball from outside the penalty area and shot directly.
The effect of this cold shot was unexpected, because the penalty area was full of people, so the ball hit the Hamburg player and rolled slowly into the goal.
With a bang, the scene erupted. Tang Zhenglong rushed down from the stands and rushed towards his teammates.
"Tang, why are you here, go back quickly, or you will be punished again."
"Go fuck the DFB, fuck off, I'm just celebrating now."
After 1 minute, the game ended. Cologne beat Hamburg 1-0 at home, while Bayern was tied by their opponents in another game.
In this way, Cologne has also won the championship in theory.
After the game, the familiar "We Are the Champions" sounded in the stadium.
"We're champions, we're champions."
"we are the champion."
"Haha."
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong was lifted up.
"What are you doing?"
"Great hero, you have contributed the most to this championship. We let you fly."
"Haha, but don't let go."
"Then we don't guarantee it."
"Asshole."
After throwing Tang Zhenglong, everyone went to throw Stevens again, but losing Stevens was much more difficult than Tang Zhenglong, because he was too fat.
"we are the champion."
"we are the champion!!"
Podolski, Tang Zhenglong and Stevens embraced each other tightly.
(End of this chapter)
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