big mouth ball king

Chapter 359 Are You a Washing Machine!

"Reminder, the glass body is possessed."

"Glass body? What the hell?"

It turns out that when the system bestows a skill on a star, it completely copies all aspects of the star.

In addition to Piero's peerless football talent, there is another point, that is, the glass body physique.

Piero has suffered serious injuries in his career, which is why he cannot become the top star. In terms of technology and skills, Piero will not lose to any top star, but his fragile knee limits all this.

"System, you mean I'm more vulnerable to injury now?"

"Yes Master."

"I'll fuck it up."

Tang Zhenglong looked at Navarro, his eyes seemed to swallow him alive, thinking of this, he couldn't help but tense up all over his body.

Tang Zhenglong looked at the referee again, he must attract the referee's attention, referee boss, please protect him! !

After scoring two goals, Tang Zhenglong was a thorn in Sevilla's side, and the head coach not only arranged for Navarro to mark Tang Zhenglong, but also added the Danish villain Paulson.

Paulson's full name is Christian Paulsen. He debuted in the Danish giants Copenhagen, and then went to the Bundesliga Schalke 04. In the Bundesliga, Paulson's tough style of play is very popular. After the World Cup in Germany, Paulson joined Seville.

The reason why Paulson is full of crimes in football is because of the European Cup in 2004, Denmark and Italy match, Paulson defended Italian midfielder Totti in an almost hooligan way, and in the end Totti completely lost control and spat at Paulson.

That was also the trigger for Italy's failure to qualify for the group stage. It can be said that Paulson ruined that Italian team and left him with the notoriety of a butcher.

Paulson's defense against Tang Zhenglong was simple and rough. The first contact was to kick Tang Zhenglong's ankle fiercely.

"what!!"

Tang Zhenglong fell to the ground in an instant. In order to attract the referee's attention, Tang Zhenglong turned on the drum washing machine mode and rolled on the ground one after another.

The head coach of Sevilla was dumbfounded, "Was this fucking a washing machine in his previous life?"

Paulson and Navarro were amused.

"Are you a washing machine?"

"Ah, murder!!"

"Ah, it hurts."

"Referee, red card."

The referee came over and signaled Tang Zhenglong to stop rolling.

"Referee, he thinks I'm Totti, but I'm not."

As soon as Paulson heard it, he became angry. It was a stain in his life, and Tang Zhenglong belonged to which pot was not opened and which pot was to be lifted.

"Referee, the whole world knows that he plays football dirty, you have to pay attention."

"You talk nonsense again, be careful I will sue you for defamation."

"Referee, he threatened me."

The referee also knew that Paulson was not a fuel-efficient lamp.

"You two give a verbal warning once, don't make any more trouble."

A verbal warning is the most serious warning before a yellow card. If there is any misconduct, then it must be a card.

Paulson smiled, stepped forward and patted Tang Zhenglong, "Referee, don't worry, there is no conflict between us."

"No contradiction? Fuck you!!"

The game continues.

This time it was Navarro, and he was the same as Paulson. For a striker like Tang Zhenglong who is as slippery as a loach, simple and rough is the most effective.

"what!!!"

The referee saw it, so what happened? ?

I saw Tang Zhenglong rolling on the ground again.

Navarro was dumbfounded.

"I haven't kicked you yet!"

Yes, he wanted to kick Tang Zhenglong, but before he could kick Tang Zhenglong rolled on the ground.

The referee is also an old driver, and immediately gave Navarro a yellow card.

Navarro is more wronged than Dou E.

"Referee, I really didn't kick him."

"No need to explain, since you take my words as air, then the yellow card may be the best language."

What annoys the referee most is that his own words are taken as P by the players, and you have changed to another person. I don’t know. UEFA courses have taught it. This is called collective crime.

"Wooooow, I left China and came to Europe to play football to earn some money to support my family. You kicked me out, what will my family do!!"

Navarro was stunned, and Tang Zhenglong really cried.

Maybe the whole world is sympathizing with Tang Zhenglong, but he won't, because he didn't kick Tang Zhenglong at all, it was all pretending!

Thinking carefully, I am terrified, how can this guy be so good at acting.

Navarro can only be dumb and eat Huanglian. If he makes trouble again, it will be a red card.

The referee patted Tang Zhenglong, "Do you need a stretcher?"

"need!!"

Navarro's heart was about to burst.

The stretcher came in, Tang Zhenglong rubbed his legs, "I'm much better, it seems to be a flaw, I'll hold on."

"I didn't touch you at all," Navarro thought, when Paulson moved over. "You are so stupid, wait five minutes before kicking."

Navarro was furious, "He rolled on the ground before I even kicked it."

Paulson was taken aback, "Such a thief?"

"Be careful too."

Soon, Cologne got a set kick, this time for Paulson to defend Tang Zhenglong.

He took out the trick that angered Totti to deal with Tang Zhenglong - close defense.

The close defense here is the kind that is really posted, which is a bit disgusting.

"Hey, don't try to get out of my defense."

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong grabbed Paulson's wrist, and the Dane was taken aback, "Why are you holding my wrist?"

Paulson will never forget what happened in the next second. Many years later, when he thinks of this scene, he can't help cursing: "CNM."

Tang Zhenglong hit himself on the head with Paulson's hand and fell to the ground.

Paulson was stunned, "This guy hit himself with my hand just now? Can it still be like this?"

The referee glanced away from the corner of his eye, why is someone rolling again?
Paulson quickly explained: "Referee, he grabbed my hand and hit himself."

The referee was stunned for a second, and then said angrily, "Do you think I'm stupid?"

"No."

"Next time think of a reasonable reason, you are insulting my IQ, yellow card."

Paulson wanted to cry, "Totti, I understand your feelings now, it turns out that you will really go crazy when you meet hooligans."

"It hurts, referee, he elbowed it."

Paulson really wanted to kick Tang Zhenglong, but that would definitely be a heavy punishment.

"Referee, can you do me a favor?"

"What are you busy with?"

"Ask me a quick question, I'm worried I've got a concussion."

The referee stretched out three fingers, "How much is this?"

"three."

"It looks like you're fine."

"Then I'm relieved."

Tang Zhenglong patted Paulson, "Christian, you are too ruthless, I was almost beaten out of my mind by you."

At this time, Navarro came over and whispered, "Do you have the urge to kill?"

"It's very strong. I just found out today that I am kind."

(End of this chapter)