big mouth ball king
Chapter 417 Blowing with the hair dryer
Chapter 417 Blowing with the hair dryer
Game start.
The situation is similar to what the outside world predicted.
Manchester United has an absolute advantage.
Cristiano Ronaldo formed the fulcrum of Manchester United's attack, Tevez cruising back and forth around him, Giggs and Scholes were busy delivering shells.
"It seems that Manchester United wants to prove to Everton that they are not bragging before the game. Manchester United and Everton are teams at different levels."
Before Everton stationed troops in the penalty area, Toffee's nickname was not for nothing, and Moyes did not panic.
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong, who was at the front, was quite relaxed.
Ding sound.
Task: Get Ferguson sent to the stands.
Reward: 1000 mouth points, shot increase by 2.
Penalty: Shots reduced by 5.
"Send Ferguson to the stands? Are you kidding me? Don't be so exciting, okay?"
"Master, you know, I never joke."
"..."
This task...is a bit difficult.
Tang Zhenglong thought about it carefully, and it wasn't that it was a little difficult, but super difficult.
In the Premier League mess with Ferguson?
This is really the old birthday star who eats arsenic and thinks his life is too long.
but……
The rewards are indeed generous.
Tang Zhenglong looked at Ferguson standing on the sidelines, feeling uneasy.
The task is getting more and more deadly, I don't know if it will really die someday?
"System, will I die before I become the king of the ball?"
"There is such a possibility."
puff.
Tang Zhenglong almost vomited three liters of blood.
*****
"Shoot!!"
Scholes hit the post with a blast from outside the box and Ferguson jumped up as if he had missed a chance to win the game himself.
"F*ck."
"This post is for S."
Calm down, Ferguson gave Scholes applause.
"Nice job."
Everton fans are a little worried. Manchester United can not only attack inside the penalty area, but the most important thing is that there are violent men like Scholes on their periphery, and they are also very sturdy with long shots.
In the 10 minutes of the game, Everton had only one attack that could pass the half-court, and the rest of the time the ball could not pass the half-court at all.
Moyes looked at Tang Zhenglong, but he was helpless, the ball couldn't pass, no matter how strong Tang Zhenglong was, it was useless.
Tang Zhenglong was thinking how to anger Ferguson?
The first thing that comes to mind is to kick Ferguson with the ball. This is the most "innocent" way. The ball has no eyes. Who told you to stand on the side of the court? If you were kicked by me, you can't blame me.
Just do it.
Soon, the opportunity came, the ball rolled to the sideline, Tang Zhenglong ran over at the right time and kicked it up.
"Hahaha, go to hell, Ferguson."
But what I didn't expect was...
Everton's home ball boy knows martial arts, and the ball flew towards Ferguson, but at this moment, the little ball boy jumped out and pushed the ball out.
……
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"Are you fucking a dolphin?"
Tang Zhenglong had also met a caddy who was a showman before, and he was extremely upset, and all good things would be messed up.
Sure enough, the playboy caddy smiled coquettishly at the camera after completing the dive.
"Nima!"
The game continues.
Tang Zhenglong moved to the sideline.
"Hey kid, what's your name?"
"Robin."
"I'll give you a jersey, can you do me a favor?"
"not good."
"..."
"Hey, you're from Everton."
Robin laughed and said, "I'm a Liverpool fan, and I got in here."
"Mom's."
This is a spy!
Tang Zhenglong continued to fool around, "You are a Liverpool fan, so you should help me. The opponent is Manchester United. Liverpool and Manchester United are enemies."
Manchester United and Liverpool are indeed enemies.
After the restructuring of the Premier League, Liverpool has never won the championship, which is mainly due to Manchester United and Ferguson.
Robin thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.
"How do you want me to help you?"
Tang Zhenglong quietly told Robin.
"No! I'll lose my caddy status."
"Sacrificing one's life for righteousness, killing one's life for righteousness, you love Liverpool, you should do it."
I have to say that Tang Zhenglong is really good at fooling around, and Robin is a little moved. After all, the education his fan brother and father instilled in him is that Manchester United is Liverpool's mortal enemy.
"Is it really okay?"
"It's okay, if something happens, you report my name."
Tang Zhenglong thought: "I will definitely not admit it at that time!"
Robin nodded.
The game continued, and Ferguson was watching everything that happened on the court with rapt attention.
At this moment, I suddenly heard someone say: "Fortunately, David left, otherwise there is really no future in Manchester United."
Ferguson's biggest heart disease is the breakdown of the relationship between Beckham and himself.
He thought that Beckham would definitely retire at Manchester United. He was the child he watched growing up, but he didn't expect that after the "Flying Boots", the relationship between the two broke down completely.
Ferguson turned his head and saw a little caddy talking to himself.
"Silly X, what do you know?" Ferguson thought to himself, but he was super upset with this little boy.
After a while, Manchester United made a pass from the wing, and the ball went straight out of the baseline, and the voice-over next to it sounded again.
"If David was here, the ball would have been sent to Ronaldo's head."
Again and again, Ferguson understood that this kid was deliberately disgusting himself.
But on second thought, could such a young child be so thief?Is there someone instigating behind it?
Ferguson paced over, "Little brat, let me ask you, who said those words to you just now."
Robin pointed to Tang Zhenglong.
Ferguson was furious, turned his head to look, Tang Zhenglong was looking at him with a sullen face, his eyes met, Tang Zhenglong stopped smiling for an instant.
New hatred and old hatred, Tang Zhenglong disgusted himself before the game, but he did not expect to instruct the caddy to disgust himself on the field.
"The big brother said to give me an Everton shirt and let me talk about it."
Ferguson's violent temper can be tolerated, and he immediately walked towards Tang Zhenglong.
"If you are a man, tell me yourself, what is it to find a child to learn how to speak?"
On the Everton bench, the players noticed something strange.
"Damn, Tang Zhenglong and Ferguson quarreled?"
Who is Ferguson?
Does anyone in the Premier League dare to quarrel with him?
It was the referee who had to add a few more minutes when he saw him. He is known as the super coach of Ferguson time.
Moyes was also dumbfounded, "Alan, go and have a look, nothing will happen."
Alan Irwin rushed forward.
"My lord, calm down."
"Why did Tang Zhenglong provoke you?"
"You ask him himself."
Tang Zhenglong looked harmless to humans and animals, "He blamed me for being too handsome."
Ferguson was furious, this guy lied as soon as he opened his mouth.
"My lord, calm down. No matter what Tang Zhenglong said, I apologize to you on behalf of David."
As soon as the words came out, Ferguson exploded.
The David here is David Moyes, but Ferguson didn't know it, he thought it was David Beckham.
A distraught Ferguson pushed Alan Irwin down.
"Screw you!"
Tang Zhenglong looked dumbfounded, what's wrong?Things seem to be going more smoothly than expected.
(End of this chapter)
Game start.
The situation is similar to what the outside world predicted.
Manchester United has an absolute advantage.
Cristiano Ronaldo formed the fulcrum of Manchester United's attack, Tevez cruising back and forth around him, Giggs and Scholes were busy delivering shells.
"It seems that Manchester United wants to prove to Everton that they are not bragging before the game. Manchester United and Everton are teams at different levels."
Before Everton stationed troops in the penalty area, Toffee's nickname was not for nothing, and Moyes did not panic.
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong, who was at the front, was quite relaxed.
Ding sound.
Task: Get Ferguson sent to the stands.
Reward: 1000 mouth points, shot increase by 2.
Penalty: Shots reduced by 5.
"Send Ferguson to the stands? Are you kidding me? Don't be so exciting, okay?"
"Master, you know, I never joke."
"..."
This task...is a bit difficult.
Tang Zhenglong thought about it carefully, and it wasn't that it was a little difficult, but super difficult.
In the Premier League mess with Ferguson?
This is really the old birthday star who eats arsenic and thinks his life is too long.
but……
The rewards are indeed generous.
Tang Zhenglong looked at Ferguson standing on the sidelines, feeling uneasy.
The task is getting more and more deadly, I don't know if it will really die someday?
"System, will I die before I become the king of the ball?"
"There is such a possibility."
puff.
Tang Zhenglong almost vomited three liters of blood.
*****
"Shoot!!"
Scholes hit the post with a blast from outside the box and Ferguson jumped up as if he had missed a chance to win the game himself.
"F*ck."
"This post is for S."
Calm down, Ferguson gave Scholes applause.
"Nice job."
Everton fans are a little worried. Manchester United can not only attack inside the penalty area, but the most important thing is that there are violent men like Scholes on their periphery, and they are also very sturdy with long shots.
In the 10 minutes of the game, Everton had only one attack that could pass the half-court, and the rest of the time the ball could not pass the half-court at all.
Moyes looked at Tang Zhenglong, but he was helpless, the ball couldn't pass, no matter how strong Tang Zhenglong was, it was useless.
Tang Zhenglong was thinking how to anger Ferguson?
The first thing that comes to mind is to kick Ferguson with the ball. This is the most "innocent" way. The ball has no eyes. Who told you to stand on the side of the court? If you were kicked by me, you can't blame me.
Just do it.
Soon, the opportunity came, the ball rolled to the sideline, Tang Zhenglong ran over at the right time and kicked it up.
"Hahaha, go to hell, Ferguson."
But what I didn't expect was...
Everton's home ball boy knows martial arts, and the ball flew towards Ferguson, but at this moment, the little ball boy jumped out and pushed the ball out.
……
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"Are you fucking a dolphin?"
Tang Zhenglong had also met a caddy who was a showman before, and he was extremely upset, and all good things would be messed up.
Sure enough, the playboy caddy smiled coquettishly at the camera after completing the dive.
"Nima!"
The game continues.
Tang Zhenglong moved to the sideline.
"Hey kid, what's your name?"
"Robin."
"I'll give you a jersey, can you do me a favor?"
"not good."
"..."
"Hey, you're from Everton."
Robin laughed and said, "I'm a Liverpool fan, and I got in here."
"Mom's."
This is a spy!
Tang Zhenglong continued to fool around, "You are a Liverpool fan, so you should help me. The opponent is Manchester United. Liverpool and Manchester United are enemies."
Manchester United and Liverpool are indeed enemies.
After the restructuring of the Premier League, Liverpool has never won the championship, which is mainly due to Manchester United and Ferguson.
Robin thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.
"How do you want me to help you?"
Tang Zhenglong quietly told Robin.
"No! I'll lose my caddy status."
"Sacrificing one's life for righteousness, killing one's life for righteousness, you love Liverpool, you should do it."
I have to say that Tang Zhenglong is really good at fooling around, and Robin is a little moved. After all, the education his fan brother and father instilled in him is that Manchester United is Liverpool's mortal enemy.
"Is it really okay?"
"It's okay, if something happens, you report my name."
Tang Zhenglong thought: "I will definitely not admit it at that time!"
Robin nodded.
The game continued, and Ferguson was watching everything that happened on the court with rapt attention.
At this moment, I suddenly heard someone say: "Fortunately, David left, otherwise there is really no future in Manchester United."
Ferguson's biggest heart disease is the breakdown of the relationship between Beckham and himself.
He thought that Beckham would definitely retire at Manchester United. He was the child he watched growing up, but he didn't expect that after the "Flying Boots", the relationship between the two broke down completely.
Ferguson turned his head and saw a little caddy talking to himself.
"Silly X, what do you know?" Ferguson thought to himself, but he was super upset with this little boy.
After a while, Manchester United made a pass from the wing, and the ball went straight out of the baseline, and the voice-over next to it sounded again.
"If David was here, the ball would have been sent to Ronaldo's head."
Again and again, Ferguson understood that this kid was deliberately disgusting himself.
But on second thought, could such a young child be so thief?Is there someone instigating behind it?
Ferguson paced over, "Little brat, let me ask you, who said those words to you just now."
Robin pointed to Tang Zhenglong.
Ferguson was furious, turned his head to look, Tang Zhenglong was looking at him with a sullen face, his eyes met, Tang Zhenglong stopped smiling for an instant.
New hatred and old hatred, Tang Zhenglong disgusted himself before the game, but he did not expect to instruct the caddy to disgust himself on the field.
"The big brother said to give me an Everton shirt and let me talk about it."
Ferguson's violent temper can be tolerated, and he immediately walked towards Tang Zhenglong.
"If you are a man, tell me yourself, what is it to find a child to learn how to speak?"
On the Everton bench, the players noticed something strange.
"Damn, Tang Zhenglong and Ferguson quarreled?"
Who is Ferguson?
Does anyone in the Premier League dare to quarrel with him?
It was the referee who had to add a few more minutes when he saw him. He is known as the super coach of Ferguson time.
Moyes was also dumbfounded, "Alan, go and have a look, nothing will happen."
Alan Irwin rushed forward.
"My lord, calm down."
"Why did Tang Zhenglong provoke you?"
"You ask him himself."
Tang Zhenglong looked harmless to humans and animals, "He blamed me for being too handsome."
Ferguson was furious, this guy lied as soon as he opened his mouth.
"My lord, calm down. No matter what Tang Zhenglong said, I apologize to you on behalf of David."
As soon as the words came out, Ferguson exploded.
The David here is David Moyes, but Ferguson didn't know it, he thought it was David Beckham.
A distraught Ferguson pushed Alan Irwin down.
"Screw you!"
Tang Zhenglong looked dumbfounded, what's wrong?Things seem to be going more smoothly than expected.
(End of this chapter)
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