big mouth ball king

Chapter 431 Let's play tricks with each other

When the Liverpool players came out of the tunnel, Goodison Park was scolded.

There are all kinds of scolding. The derby hatred between the two teams has a long history. In recent years, the Merseyside derby has shown signs of heating up after media hype.

This is also to blame for Liverpool's lack of success. Originally, they left Everton far behind in the 90s, but after years of failure to compete for the Premier League, the former glorious Liverpool gradually showed signs of decline.

This made the Everton people feel that Liverpool, but that's it, is similar to us, so the atmosphere of the derby became hot.

After a brief handshake, the players dispersed.

Ding sound.

Task: Collect 5 away team tickets (fans, players, coaching staff, owners and management are all available)
Rewards: Pass +15, Speed ​​+5.

Failure: Speed ​​-20.

Tang Zhenglonghan, the system likes to collect at the beginning of this season. I just collected jerseys, and now I am collecting tickets?

"System, this should be a ticket from the FA, right?"

"uncertain."

"uncertain?"

Tang Zhenglong immediately opened his mind.

Does that mean that after the game, I can drink with the opponent's player, even if he gets a ticket for drunk driving?
The system sweats to death.

"In theory, yes, but don't overdo it. It's not fun if you end up getting the ticket."

Tang Zhenglong shrank his neck, remembering that many fines in the UK were accompanied by community service. For example, when Eric Cantona kicked a Crystal Palace player, the Frenchman was eventually sentenced to community volunteer service.

Tang Zhenglong felt that this season was probably all collection tasks. Fortunately, the rewards were also very generous, so it was quite exciting to do the tasks.

After the game started, the Argentine Mascherano came over.

Benitez has learned the lessons of the past. For a player like Tang Zhenglong, he should not be fooled by his performance. This person is very bad.

Mascherano full-time man-mark Tang Zhenglong.

Arteta hits a lob.

The ball flew to Tang Zhenglong.

Suddenly, Mascherano rode on Tang Zhenglong.

"what!"

"You can grab the header, but you can't ride on my head."

Mascherano smiled at Tang Zhenglong, "Sorry, I can jump higher than you."

Tang Zhenglong really wanted to slap him, it was obviously a sneak attack, he didn't expect the Argentines to be such thieves, but after thinking about it, Argentina seems to be quite thieves, such as Maradona.

Thinking of Maradona, Tang Zhenglong thought of his passionate daughter.

Ok, digressing.

Soon, the high ball came again, and this time Mascherano simply staged "Titanic", he turned into Jack, and wanted Tang Zhenglong to be Ruth.

Mascherano held Tang Zhenglong's hands.

"Damn it, it's a foul."

"Ah!! Referee, look, I don't mess with gays."

The referee pointed at the two men, both of whom are well-known troublemakers in the Premier League.

"You'd better not get me into trouble, or ask me if the cards in my pocket agree?"

Mascherano gave Tang Zhenglong a hug.

"Referee, we have a good relationship."

"Right, Don."

A good guy doesn't suffer from immediate losses, Tang Zhenglong also squeezed out a smile, "Yes, our relationship is very good."

Mascherano was too tough, Tang Zhenglong didn't even want to catch the ball, anyway, whenever he caught the ball, he would encounter the Argentine's entanglement.

Lee Carsley takes the ball.

He looked at Tang Zhenglong.

Tang Zhenglong looked at him.

Mascherano looked at Tang Zhenglong.

Tang Zhenglong also looked at Mascherano.

"Pass it to Yakub."

A black question mark face appeared in Lee Carsley's head, "Why did Tang Zhenglong ask me to pass the ball to Yakubu?"

"He speaks English, isn't that just overheard? Tang Zhenglong is such a thief, how could he be so stupid?"

"No, Tang Zhenglong must be lying. His real purpose is to let me pass the ball to him."

"Hahaha, I'm so smart!"

Tang Zhenglong did not expect that Lee Carsley looked stupid, but with such a big brain, he really wanted to say, "Pass it to Yakubu, let me take a break, please!!"

Unexpectedly, Lee Carsley took a look at Yakubu and passed the ball decisively to Tang Zhenglong.

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

Mascherano was even more dumbfounded, "Didn't you agree to pass the ball to Yakubu? Could it be that your nickname is Yakubu?"

After one tenth of a second, Mascherano knew that Tang Zhenglong was lying to him.

The most hateful thing was that Tang Zhenglong's dumbfounded expression was so real, as if he was really dumbfounded.

If Tang Zhenglong can read the brainwaves of Mascherano and Lee Carsley at the same time, he will think of Hua Tsai's words in "Infernal Affairs"-in fact, I want to be a good person.

"Why does the whole world think I'm lying when I tell the truth? I'm a very simple person."

"Master, didn't you learn "Wolf is Coming" when you were young?"

"Go away, what do you know about foreign systems?"

But just for a moment, Mascherano didn't catch Tang Zhenglong.

After Tang Zhenglong picked up the speed, Mascherano couldn't catch up with him, so he could only make a foul.

A yellow card plus a free kick.

"You are really a thief. Is your nickname Yakubu?"

"Did you mention Yakubu? I said pass it on to me!"

Mascherano has a dark face, not only lying to himself, but now insulting his IQ.

Tang Zhenglong took the initiative to ask for a free kick. After the ball path is corrected, it may be more effective to use it on a free kick.

Tang Zhenglong found that the usage of many skills is full of brain holes. This is a system of continuous innovation.

Liverpool lined up a 6-person wall, Reina was directing his teammates, and the referee blew his whistle.

Tang Zhenglong started the run-up.

Gerald was a little puzzled, why was Tang Zhenglong's run-up crooked?
Sure enough, Tang Zhenglong kicked it out, and the ball flew towards the corner flag.

Renner saw that it was a stinky ball, so there was no need to worry about it.

The Liverpool players also ran forward, the ball was in the stands, with only one exception, Gerrard.

He kept staring at the ball. Suddenly, a miraculous scene appeared. The ball, which was flying towards the corner flag, suddenly drew an arc and flew towards the goal.

"Reina, be careful."

What is Renner doing now?He asked the little caddy for the ball, and was about to kick the goal kick, but he didn't expect the ball to come back.

"Fuck!"

Reina stepped on the Hot Wheels, but it was too late, the ball and the goal, just like the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, they rubbed against each other!
GOOOOAL! !
"What GOAL?"

The Liverpool players don't know what the Evertonians are up to.

Turning their heads, everyone was stunned. Why did the ball flying towards the corner flag suddenly turn back?
"In the end what happened?"

"Football has become paranoid, just like Carlos' goal in the French team."

Many people have seen that ball in the goal collection, but they never expected to see it on the spot in their lifetime!

(End of this chapter)