big mouth ball king

Chapter 449 Is it okay to play the same meme twice?
"The league has reached 13 rounds."

"The Chelsea team scored 19 goals, while Tang Zhenglong scored 21 goals alone."

"I don't know if Mourinho is crying at home now. If he hadn't rented out Tang Zhenglong, then Chelsea's coach is still Portuguese."

The commentator was praising Tang Zhenglong, but on the court, Tang Zhenglong disappeared again.

This can not blame Tang Zhenglong.

The stands of Stamford Bridge are too close to the stadium, and there are a few domineering girls sitting not far away.

The headlights and the rear of the car were very proud, and that unconcealable sense of pride attracted Tang Zhenglong to take a few more glances.

The girl also noticed that Tang Zhenglong was looking at her, so she pulled down her clothes a little, maybe the stadium was too hot.

"Hey, your eyeballs are about to pop out."

Tang Zhenglong saw that he was a line judge.

"Oh, there is dust floating into my eyes, the referee blows it for me."

The line judge rolled his eyes, you are obviously looking at the girl, do you think I am stupid or blind?

At this moment, there was a ding.

Task: Teach Drogba a line in "Infernal Affairs", asking for sincerity.

Reward: Drogba possessed once.

Punishment: Schultz possessed once.

……

Tang Zhenglong clutched his chest and vomited three liters of blood, the kind of sadness and despair that even 1 girls could not bring back.

Is the African Andy Lau meme so fun?

Besides, Schultz is now punished?How bad is he?
"Master, imagine that you are bald like him."

……

"Then I might as well die."

The most classic line in "Infernal Affairs" is of course Andy Lau's line - I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person.

But here comes the problem again?
Why did Drogba follow his nerves?
*****
"Drogba."

"Drogba."

Drogba dribbled the ball continuously, but the ball was broken in the end.

"Didier should change his style of play. Perhaps the unreasonable force of the Premier League now has no effect."

"After all, not everyone is Senderos."

Drogba hammered the lawn hard. In all fairness, Drogba's basic skills are not that good, but his strong body was enough to crush him in the past, but since the beginning of this season, Drogba feels that he has grown a pair of wooden feet.

The feeling of shooting is very wooden, often the opportunity is created, but the opportunity is still not grasped after finishing the goal.

Drogba got up from the lawn.

Suddenly someone said in my ear - "I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person."

……

You don't need to turn your head to know it's Tang Zhenglong.

"Why does this guy always speak Chinese to me, I'm not Chinese!"

Drogba turned and left.

Tang Zhenglong was stunned for a moment.

"I'm pretending to be X like this, so why don't you ask me what I'm talking about?"

"Hey, Didier, don't you want to know what I just said?"

"Do not want to."

"No wonder you can't score."

As soon as this remark came out, Drogba was a little angry.

"What do you mean?"

"Do you know why I score so many goals?"

"Don't tell me it's related to that sentence just now?"

"That's right!!"

Drogba rolled his eyes.

"Don, I know you like to tease people, stay away from me."

……

Tang Zhenglong was embarrassed for a while.

"Okay, I admit that this sentence is useless, but I really have a way to make you score."

"any solution?"

Drogba was skeptical, there might be some way for one person to score so many goals.

Tang Zhenglong whispered in Drogba's ear: "I'll only tell you one person, don't tell anyone else."

"Uh-huh."

"This method is the underwear transfer method."

Drogba's face turned green, and Tang Zhenglong became more and more excited as he talked.

"It's very clever. I relied on this trick to change my luck. I was about to leave Europe. Try it."

Drogba wanted to vomit blood.

But he is from Africa, and there are many ancient but wonderful legends in Africa. Could it be true?
"Isn't it too dirty?"

"You can use a new one, but it must be at 12 o'clock at night."

"why?"

"How do I know? I also learned it from Maradona."

puff! !

Drogba is dubious. A shooter who doesn't score for a long time will really go crazy.

"Okay, tell me now, I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person."

"Don, you should know that we will be teammates next year, right?"

"I know."

"If you lie to me, next year at Chelsea, I will let you pick up soap every day."

……

Tang Zhenglong's face turned green, and he said with a smile, "I can't lie to you, it's 100% effective."

Ding sound.

mission completed.

"Master, I will reward you once with Drogba possessed."

Tang Zhenglong estimated that the function of this skill is to run rampant like Drogba, to crush the opponent's defense.

Tang Zhenglong glanced at Essien, who was like brown candy, and smiled in his heart.

"Africa Joey Yung, here I come."

*****
Essien has already figured out Tang Zhenglong, he is as slippery as a loach, but his resistance ability is basically scum.

When the ball reached Tang Zhenglong's feet, it was enough for Essien to block his way forward.

But unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball straight to Essien.

"Broken brain?"

It's like the train driver seeing the bicycle on the other side hitting him.

Essien went up to meet him. Although he will be his teammate next season, each team is in charge now. He doesn't mind knocking Tang Zhenglong to pieces.

The moment the two of them came into contact, Essien was dumbfounded, it didn't feel right!
Subsequently, Essien was bounced away.

This scene stunned the commentator.

"Is Essien trying to take care of his future teammates? This fall is too fake."

After breaking through, Tang Zhenglong faced Carvalho head-on.

Just when Carvalho was guessing what Tang Zhenglong would do, Tang Zhenglong crushed him unreasonably again.

Carvalho couldn't even stretch out his hand.

Chelsea fans seem to be confused in time and space, how did Tang Zhenglong take Drogba's script.

After finishing rolling.

Shots from the right side of the penalty area must enter.

Tang Zhenglong made a burst shot, Cudicini handed over the gun and surrendered, and the ball burst into the goal.

"He completed Drogba's breakthrough, and also completed the goal that Drogba could not complete, Tang Zhenglong... GOOOOOO AL!!"

If Drogba knew what "Water of Forgetting Love" meant, he probably would hum it himself without Tang Zhenglong teaching it.

Grant froze for several seconds.

This is Tang Zhenglong's provocation. He actually scored a goal in the way of Drogba, and the most amazing thing is that Essien cooperated so well?

It seems that Tang Zhenglong not only emptied Moyes, he also emptied Chelsea's coaching staff.

Grant immediately called Essien over and angrily said, "What's going on? Tang Zhenglong actually bounced you away."

"How much is he, how much are you?"

"It doesn't conform to the laws of physics."

Essien was confused, he really didn't know, and he really didn't release the water.

(End of this chapter)