big mouth ball king

Chapter 508 Public Restroom Disturbance
"Have you heard all about it?"

"Tang Zhenglong insulted the British royal family, saying that the Queen of England is a snake."

"what!!"

Afterwards, Tang Zhenglong's words were spread in a mess, and there were all kinds of versions, but the conclusion of each version was the same-Tang Zhenglong was an asshole.

Liverpool fans have prepared sensational banners to give Tang Zhenglong a hellish weekend at Anfield.

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Anfield, the holy place in the hearts of many Liverpool people.

There are so many memories here.

Bill Shankly.

Kenny Dalglish.

Graeme Souness.

Ian Rush.

Names that shocked the world shone at Anfield.

When the players were still in the locker room, the song "You'll Never Walk Alone" was already playing outside.

"Have you heard, this is Anfield, we are going to win here today." Moyes clenched his fists and said excitedly.

Ding sound.

Task: Sing "You'll Never Walk Alone" in front of the Everton stands after scoring a goal (a simple microphone will be provided)

Reward: 1000 mouth points.

Penalty: None.

"What the hell is a simple microphone?"

"System, are you still providing the real thing now?"

"This system is omnipotent, and the microphone is in the toilet in a public place."

"Damn, isn't this the plot in "The Godfather"? It's just that what someone went to the toilet to find was a gun, and what I... found was a microphone?"

"I know we haven't won at Anfield for a long time, but now we are top of the table and we will be champions."

Just when Moyes was impassioned, someone suddenly raised his hand.

"Boss, I need to go to the bathroom."

……

After a while of silence, there was a burst of laughter in the locker room.

Moyes couldn't hold back his face anymore, he was talking about such a surging thing, but Tang Zhenglong, the bastard, said-I want to go to the bathroom.

Tang Zhenglong was embarrassed.

Moyes gritted his teeth: "Then go,"

Tang Zhenglong sweated, "I have to go to the public restroom, otherwise I'm nervous."

puff! !

There was another burst of laughter, and Moyes' arrogance was immediately thrown into the latrine.

He wanted to forbid Tang Zhenglong to go to the bathroom, but he was afraid that this kid would be so suffocated that he would still rely on him to score on the court.

"Go!"

"Okay, thank you boss."

In a flash, I arrived at the public toilet in Anfield.

"System, what date is it?"

"number 5."

"Oh."

Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand, and door No. 5 was locked, apparently someone was inside.

"anyone there?"

"nonsense!!"

"..."

This is how to do ah?

"Excuse me, how long will it be?"

"As long as I want."

Too bad, there are still 10 minutes to play.

"System, can we talk about it after the game? At Goodison Park, that's my field. I can do whatever I want?"

"no!"

"Then what do you say now?"

"Master, with your ingenuity, is there no way?"

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while, and he could only come to Yin.

The people in No. 5 read magazines, whistled, and looked at their watches. The game started in 20 minutes, so take your time.

Suddenly, there was a loud knock on the door.

"I'm a staff member at Anfield, the pitch is on fire and you need to come out immediately."

on fire?

The people inside were scared to pee.

"Okay, I'll be out right now."

"Why are you wearing a mask?"

"Because of avoiding the smoke."

The man nodded, "Then what should I do now?"

"You! Go to the pool and squat on the ground. The place near the water source is the safest place. You can't leave until the alarm is lifted."

"But the game is about to start."

"Let me ask you, is the game more important than your life?"

"..."

"Okay, I'll listen to you."

The man obediently squatted beside the pool.

"Master, you are good or bad, you are not afraid that he will beat you if he finds out the truth."

"Picking your mother, if it wasn't for your cheating mission, would I need to do this?"

Tang Zhenglong quickly found the microphone, the kind used for singing KTV at home.

"How does this make a sound?"

"What black technology again?"

"Don't worry about this, just sing into the microphone."

"Ok."

Tang Zhenglong found the team's staff and handed him the microphone.

"what is this?"

"My ancestral microphone, take care of it for me."

The staff was taken aback, and could only say that we would not understand Tang Zhenglong's world.

Tang Zhenglong ran to the exit of the player tunnel, and all the players were there.

"Tang, are you back from going to the bathroom?"

Everyone laughed.

"Laughing P, haven't you seen other people go to the bathroom?"

"We really haven't seen this."

Unexpectedly, people from Liverpool also came over, "What are you laughing at?"

Liverpool's Kewell and Everton's Cahill are good friends, and Cahill said it bluntly, this time the frying pan was blown.

"Hahaha, Tang Zhenglong can only use public toilets? Is this a psychological barrier?"

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong sweated to death.

"System, see, I am now a person with a mental disorder."

"Master, you are also spreading joy, spreading love, and doing good deeds."

"Good for you!!"

There's no end to these bastards.

"Everyone said, what if Tang suddenly wants to go to the toilet at home?"

"Liverpool's public toilet system seems to be very average."

"Tang Zhenglong ran so fast, he probably ran one kilometer and went to the toilet across the street."

"Hahaha, no wonder Tang ran so fast, it turned out to be the reason."

"Nonsense, if Tang runs too slowly, he'll pee his pants."

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong's face was dark, these bastards took me for Kong Yiji.

At this moment, two security guards passed by, dragging a person. Tang Zhenglong saw that there was a black line on his forehead. Isn't this the person who was fooled by him just now?

"Brother Security, listen to me, it was really on fire, and I squatted next to the pool."

"No, we suspect you are a pervert."

"I'm not."

When everyone saw it, their attention was shifted from Tang Zhenglong.

"Is that guy really a pervert?"

"There are so many wonderful things this year."

"By the way, Don, what do you think?"

"What do I think? I'm not Yuanfang." Tang Zhenglong expressed his disdain and didn't want to get involved in this topic.

At this time the referee came, and everyone returned to the original state. Someone took the initiative to shake hands with the referee. Tang Zhenglong was also very polite and extended his hand.

At this time, Liverpool did not know who said suddenly, "Don, have you washed your hands?"

As soon as the words came out, everyone couldn't hold back.

A series of bursts of bursts of laughter came out.

The referee is Monk Zhanger who is puzzled, what are these guys doing?mischief?By the way, April Fool's Day is almost here.

So he didn't shake hands with Tang Zhenglong, in case there was any problem with Tang Zhenglong's hand.

Tang Zhenglong could only touch his hair to ease the embarrassment.

(End of this chapter)