big mouth ball king

Chapter 514 April Fool's Day

April Fools' Day.

It is a popular folk festival in the West since the 19th century. It has not been recognized as a legal holiday by any country. On this day, people are used to cheating, teasing and making fun of their friends in various ways, and the joke is often exposed at the end.

On a small road connecting the administrative building and the leisure hall, Tang Zhenglong and Edith were sneaking around.

"Tang, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by your teammates for such a prank?"

"Don't be afraid."

Tang Zhenglong planned a prank in which Edith and his teammate Lee Carsley had an affair, and finally he came out to catch J himself.

Tang Zhenglong patted Edith on the shoulder, "Go."

Edith looked embarrassed, Tang Zhenglong was like a big boy, he was still keen on playing pranks, how could he like such a person?

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"Hi, Lee."

Lee Carsley turned his head and saw that it was Edith.

"How did she find me?"

"You are looking for Tang, I don't know where he is."

"No! I'm looking for you."

"What are you looking for me for?"

Lee Carsley was a little confused, there seemed to be no intersection between the two.

"Can you come with me?"

"it is good."

When no one was there, Lee Carsley said, "Edith, what are you looking for?"

"Li, do you know? Actually I like you."

"I?"

Lee Carsley was stunned.

"how is this possible."

"Actually, it's you that I've always liked. The reason I'm looking for Tang Zhenglong is to get close to you!"

Lee Carsley was flattered.

"Really!!"

"Of course, how could I like that kind of little man? What I like is a rough guy like you."

Lee Carsley had a good laugh.

"The boss's daughter actually likes me?"

"Great."

"Lee, can you give me a kiss?"

"..."

Shock! !
"too fast?"

Edith feigned anger.

"It's okay if you don't want to."

"No! I would."

Edith smiled.

"Then close your eyes."

Lee Carsley closed his eyes.

After a while, he felt hairy on his mouth, what's going on?

Opening his eyes, he saw that Tang Zhenglong was holding a teddy bear at him, and it was the teddy bear he just kissed.

"Hahaha."

Tang Zhenglong was already bursting out laughing.

"Is this... a prank?"

"Happy April Fools' Day."

"Happy... Nima."

The look on Lee Carsley's face was as ugly as losing $1.

"Don, you are boring."

"It's fun."

"Fuck you, we won't be friends anymore."

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In the lounge, as everyone knows, Lee Carsley made love to Edith and ended up kissing the teddy bear.

"Haha, Li, how does the teddy bear taste?"

puff.

A burst of laughter erupted in the lounge.

Lee Carsley sneered: "Don't gloat, maybe it will be your turn next."

Suddenly everyone tensed up.

Yup!

How could Tang Zhenglong, a beast, only play tricks on one person?Everyone here has the potential to be the next victim.

In this way, everyone is not in the mood to laugh at Lee Carsley.

Someone suggested: "Why don't we start first and show Tang Zhenglong a little color."

"good idea."

"Everyone come here, let's discuss how to implement a prank."

*****
"What? Want to play a prank on me?"

Looking at Yakubu's big innocent eyes, Tang Zhenglong felt a little better. Fortunately, Everton still has honest people.

"Thank you, apprentice."

"It should, master."

"Don't let other people know about this."

"Ok."

"Dare to mess with me? Come on, who is afraid of whom?"

*****
"Tang Zhenglong went home?"

"It's said that I'm not feeling well, so I'll ask for leave in the afternoon."

"It's boring."

"Forget it, let him go, let's discuss where to go to have fun at night."

"Let's go to the nightclub."

"good idea."

"Phil, is it your turn to treat this time?"

"Get lost, you beasts are worse than Tang Zhenglong."

"Hahaha."

"It's a pity that Tang is not here, otherwise he must bleed."

"Haha."

*****
Linda and Tang Zhenglong drove in ambush outside a nightclub.

"Don, are you playing too much?"

"You are from The Sun, don't you like big scenes the most?"

sweat!
"Compared to you, The Sun is really honest."

"Pooh."

At this time Xiaofei came.

"Anyone here?"

"Well, they are all my friends in the security company."

Tang Zhenglong took a look and saw that they were all big and three thick and strong men, very like hooligans.

"Alright, go ahead."

In the nightclub, Everton players are having fun.

Suddenly someone came over and pointed at Lee Carsley, "It's you! It was you, the bald head, who approached my girlfriend last week."

Lee Carsley was bewildered.

"Hey, why are you crazy, I don't know you at all."

"I don't know you, do you? Then do you know Fist?"

Then Neville stood up.

"If you dare to do something, I will call the police immediately."

"Call the police?"

The strong man handed over the phone, "Report, you are all Everton players, if this matter gets out, the media will be the happiest."

The team members were stunned for a moment. What the bastard said was right. If this matter were reported in the newspapers, it would be rumored as something, maybe it would become a scandal.

"Everton players nightclub fights over women?"

Everyone panicked when they thought of the sensational headline.

"What do you want?"

The strong man pointed to Lee Carsley, "He came out with me, this matter has nothing to do with the rest of the people."

"impossible."

"Okay then, let's get started."

Lee Carsley stood up, "I don't know him at all, I'm going with him, it's a misunderstanding."

"If it's a misunderstanding, then come with me and make it clear."

Everyone is a little worried, what will happen if Lee Carsley goes with them?

"Okay, but if he doesn't come back within half an hour, we'll do whatever it takes to call the police."

"Do not worry."

Come to a small alley.

The big man laughed and said, "You've cheated on me, how about it, I'll just break one of your legs."

"Are you an idiot? How many times have I told you that I don't even know your woman."

"is it?"

"Now let you choose, whether it is the left leg or the right leg, or the middle one."

Big man holds a baseball bat and is about to swing.

"You bastards, it's illegal."

"Don't worry, we'll be fleeing England after tonight."

"Choose, left leg or right leg?"

"what!!!"

Lee Carsley was held down by several big men, screaming.

"Okay, let me help you choose, left leg."

"what!!!!"

The sound of the baseball bat passing through the air was dull, and seeing that his left leg was about to fail, Lee Carsley was terrified.

but……

"Why doesn't it hurt? My leg is still there?"

Opening his eyes, Tang Zhenglong was in front of him, and his whole body burst into laughter.

(End of this chapter)